<p>r/Storiesaboutkevin In today's episode, Kevin visits his vegetarian aunt and wonders why she isn't eating any ham. His aunt explains that she's a vegetarian, so she only eats plants. Kevin gets really confused. "But all plants are animals, and you eat plants." Everybody is in shock at how stupid Kevin is. Does this guy honestly think that all plants are made of meat?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP works at a hotel, and her job is to go through the hallways to collect all the dirty trays from leftover room service. OP's stupid manager decides to go on a power trip and orders OP to help him out instead of collecting trays. OP happily complies, causing dishes to pile up across the entire hotel. Eventually, high-level executives at the hotel notice that something is wrong, so they ask OP why she isn't doing her job. OP happily reports that her idiotic manager won't let her do what she's supposed to do. Say goodbye to your job, manager!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP purchased a lake house owned by his parents, and he now lives there fulltime with his girlfriend. His sister is getting married, and she asked OP if she could have her honeymoon at his lake house for a few weeks. OP refuses because he doesn't want his sister doing the dirty all over his new house. Also, he lives there! Where would he go during those weeks? His sister becomes furious when he refuses and uninvites him from her wedding. Is OP the butthole here?</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, an angry Karen gets upset that her family trip to the zoo was ruined! She was at the elephant exhibit and... let's just say that the elephant was REALLY excited to be there. The Karen just had to leave a review expressing her completely justifiable anger at the zoo for allowing the elephant to show off his fifth leg. This Karen suggests that the zoo staff should give this poor animal some relief so that it never happens again!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge OP is a medical condition that requires him to take prescription medication. His two roommates think that it's a good idea to start taking OP's very important medication. No problem! OP can just swap out his medication with high-powered laxatives and wait until the sh** hits the fan, so to speak. His roommates spend the night glued to the toilet and learn a valuable lesson about stealing things from others!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP gets hit with 2 separate cases of harassment. First an employee harasses her, so she reports the incident to her boss. Then her boss harasses her! OP decides that enough is enough and waits for her moment to strike back against her incredibly toxic boss. That moment arrives when the regional manager comes by for a surprise inspection, so OP happily spill the tea about her terrible boss. Say bye-bye to your job, boss!</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents OP grandpa gave her a brand new iPad that she can use for art. When the local Karen finds out about the iPad, she makes it her mission to guilt OP into handing over the iPad. She concocts this absurd fight and then demands that OP give her son her iPad as a way to apologize and to help her son cope with the stress. Even Karen's own daughter sticks up for OP, and as a result Karen kicks her daughter out of the house!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, a young mother tragically lost her husband and one of her young children in a car accident, leaving her with just one surviving child. During the funeral, OP's sister-in-law decides to excitedly announce to the world that she's pregnant. She even comes up to the grieving widow and says that she hopes that she doesn't have to go through what the widow went through. OP the entitled woman out of the funeral for being so incredibly disrespectful. Is he the butthole in this situation?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works for a boss who thinks that he can get away with stealing software and using trial versions of programs illegally. When the bossman tries to screw over OP, OP retaliates by turning his boss over to the authorities. The boss ends up paying a $1,000,000 fine, and OP is rewarded with a $45,000 payout. Thanks for the severance package, boss!</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP causes one of her managers to get fired. This leads to all of the other managers retaliating against her by constantly subjecting her to "random" locker searches. You wanna search OP's locker? No problem! OP makes sure that they are really going to regret searching through her locker. First, she stores thousands of pennies in her locker, which the manager has to count out to make sure she isn't stealing. When that doesn't work, she ups the stakes by keeping her dirtiest of dirty laundry in her locker.</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP is asked to be a godfather for a friend's unborn baby. OP's friend sends over this long, unusual contract that spells out all the things he has to do in order to qualify for being a godfather. For example, he has to work as a free, unpaid babysitter for the child for 18 years. He also has to give the baby $25,000 for education, and even more money over the following 18 years. Why would you give someone money to become an unpaid babysitter-slave for life?</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents OP is nice enough to let his mother move into his house, which has a separate attached apartment. The mother moves in, and instantly starts treating the house as if it belongs entirely to her. She uses OP's kitchen, living room, and constantly disrespects his boundaries. He eventually decides to put locks on the door attaching the house to the apartment, so his mother responds by calling the cops. She tells the police that her son locked her out of her house. The audacity of some people!</p>

<p>r/Idontworkherelady OP works as a stringer, which is a person who drives to the scene of accidents or crimes and records the incident so they can sell the footage to news stations. One night, he manages to show up to a murder scene really early, even before the police arrive. When the cops show up they just assume that he's part of evidence collection, so the cops actually open the door and invite him to walk into the murder scene to start filming. A little while later, the actual evidence collection guys show up, and all the cops turn to stare at OP. Uh-oh.</p>

<p>r/Talesfromtechsupport Are you ready for stupid end users and moronic bosses? In today's episode, a company thinks they can trick their team of IT workers into working free overtime in a state where free overtime is strictly illegal. The IT workers happily put in the hours, log how much time they work, and then wait for the perfect moment to file a group lawsuit against their employers and sue them for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Don't mess with the IT people!</p>

<p>Growing up, OP had an absolutely evil twin brother who tried to make OP's life miserable. He bullied, teased, and harassed OP at every possible opportunity. He also lied to break up OP's first relationship. Years later, when OP's brother is lying in his death bed of kidney failure, OP doesn't feel an ounce of sympathy. OP walks out of the hospital knowing that he's a match to his brother, but he refuses to save the life of the person who bullied him for years.</p>

<p>r/Pettyrevenge Every week, OP makes pizza for his family. He loves extra sauce, so he pours extra pizza sauce on his pizza. His parents flip out and accuse him of selfishly hoarding all the sauce for himself instead of sharing with the family. He tells his mom that he was only using the leftover sauce, and that there's no way she could finish the rest of the sauce by herself. Infuriated, OP's mom dumps the remaining jar of sauce onto her pizza, creating a gooey mountain of tomato sauce.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP is an American girl who speaks Japanese, and she's married to a guy of Japanese descent who doesn't speak Japanese, but his parents do. OP's husband starts demanding that she call him the Japanese term for "honored husband," even around his parents. OP refuses because it's extremely cringey and inappropriate, which causes her husband to sulk and lash out. Is she the butthole for not becoming a kawaii anime waifu for her beloved husbando?</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP discovers that his mother committed identity fraud and secretly took out a massive loan in his name. By the time he found out about it, the loan amount had grown to a massive $43,000! His mother hadn't been making any payments on it, so it just kept accruing interest and fees. Once OP finds out about it, his mom actually expects him to just suck it up and pay off the loan by himself as a favor to her. OP is thinking about reporting his mom to the authorities for effectively stealing from him. Would that make him the butthole?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, an angry parent approaches OP (a teacher) and demands that OP changes a student's grade. The guy is screaming at OP while OP is trying to direct traffic after school, which is dangerous and just plain inconsiderate. Eventually, OP relents and agrees to changes the kid's grade... to something worse!</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP is one of the most valuable employees in his company. He delivers a premium product to the company's clients and gets rave reviews. When a new boss takes over the company, she immediately begins cutting costs by reducing the quality of the product and laying off employees. Eventually, the big boss puts her crosshairs on OP and fires him. You want me gone, boss? Sure thing! Hope your company can succeed without its most valuable employee!</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars OP is trying to sell a pony, so of course he gets a choosing beggar who demands that he gives her the pony for free. The Karen complains that she can't afford to pay for pony delivery, so she also expects OP to deliver the pony to her house. Lady, if you can't even afford to transport a pony, then you certainly can't afford to shelter, feed, and care for a pony. How can people honestly be this delusional?</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents OP works at a daycare, and one of the moms gives her a few bottles of her milk to feed her young child. An entitled mother sees OP with the bottles of milk and confronts her, demanding that OP give the milk to her son. OP is confused because the entitled mother's son is 5, and why would she want another woman's milk? Still, the entitled mother is adamant and demands that the milk be shared because it's important to be fair. WTF?</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works for an incredibly toxic boss who decides that he wants to date OP. He begins harassing her on an almost daily basis, and even gets OP's coworkers to pressure her into dating her boss. When OP turns him down, he begins setting her up to fire her. OP starts collecting evidence and contacts an employment lawyer. After he fires OP, he sues her for an estimated $500,000! Thanks for the generous severance package, boss!</p>

<p>r/Askreddit We've all worked terrible jobs before, but these jobs are the worst of the worst. These Reddit users have stories from toxic bosses, unbearable customers, and horrible working conditions. For example, one Reddit user went to a job where he was expected to take advantage of senior citizens to sell them junk they didn't need and couldn't afford. Another Reddit user had a boss who expected OP to live on a $3,500/year salary. Yeah, you read that right... $3,500 PER YEAR.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's mother tragically died many years ago. OP has her mother's necklace as a keepsake. When OP's stepsister sees the necklace, she asks OP if she can wear it during her wedding. OP refuses and hides the necklace in her house, but somehow her sister finds the necklace and steals it! When OP finds out that her late mother's necklace has been stolen, she sends the cops to her stepsister's wedding to get it back! Is OP the butthole for ruining her stepsister's wedding by sending in the cops?</p>