<p>r/Entitledparents Have you ever heard that you shouldn't eat anything before surgery? That's because the anesthesia can cause you to throw up while you're unconscious, and you could choke to death on your own vomit. Yet for some reason, this entitled parent thinks that she knows more than an actual doctor and tries to trick the hospital by sneaking her kid some food before surgery. When the hospital finds out, they can cancel the surgery and of course the entitled mother flips out. Lady, they're trying to save your kid's life!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP works as a waiter, and he comes across a rather unusual customer. This pregnant lady has a craving for garlic bread; however, she says that the smell of garlic makes her nauseous, so she wants garlic-free garlic bread. OP asks... "Do you mean regular bread?" The lady screams at OP and insists that she wants garlic bread, but without the garlic. But, lady, garlic bread is just regular bread with garlic butter! After much arguing, OP just decides to bring out normal bread with garlic butter on the side, and the woman happily gobbles up all of it. What?</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is a student studying archaeology down in Australia. She's tasked with performing a dig at an ancient burial site, and she gets two absolute doofuses as her dig partners. On the very first night of the dig, her two partners spend hours digging where they're not supposed to dig and then make a joke out of everything. Well, this must have gotten them cursed, because pretty soon their lives were completely ruined!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP is stuck in a real pickle... kind of like how girls get stuck in the washing machine, if you know what I mean. OP's mother secretly marries her fiancé's father, which means that her fiancé has suddenly become her step-brother! OP's mother is now telling OP that she can't marry her fiancé because they're step-siblings, and that would be wrong. OP wants to go along with it anyway, because their parents violated their trust by getting married in secret and sabotaging their wedding. Is OP the butthole for wanting to marry her step-bro, or are their parents the buttholes?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, we have one of the craziest stories I've ever read. An out of touch multi-millionaire boss has one of his employees invest some of his cash into the stock market. When OP grows the investment, his boss demands that OP also hand over his portion of the profits. OP begrudgingly agrees, but he doesn't tell his boss that there's still some leftover cash in the stock market. The boss either forgets about that cash or never realized it was there in the first place, leaving OP to walk away with a cool $2,000,000.</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance Get ready for your daily dose of malicious compliance! We've got a Karen who gets a dose of reality when she tries to buy a starfish that she would undoubtedly fail to care for, a tough biker guy who gets the sweetest drink imaginable, and a disgruntled worker who swindles thousands of dollars out of his employer due to their stupid policy. If you like this content, subscribe fore more daily Reddit videos!</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we've got a parent looking for a nanny to hire. Wait, did I say "hire?" What I really &nbsp;mean is "enslave!" This choosing beggar expects her nanny to work for free, yet somehow she thinks that this will be a tempting offer because the nanny will get to live in her house. The funny thing is that the choosing beggar still expects her nanny to pay for food and gas, but how on earth is she supposed to buy those things when she's working full-time at a job that pays $0?</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents OP is sound asleep in her bed when she wakes up to movement in her room. She opens her eyes and sees a strange man standing at the foot of her bed, so of course she screams in horror! Her roommate rushes in to help and immediately calls the cops. It turns out that the guy was another tenant who was under the influence and accidentally went into the wrong room. When the guy's parents show up, they scold OP for calling the cops and say that she should have let their son break into her room!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works as a delivery driver and gets a significant amount of his income from tips. Unfortunately, his toxic boss has a policy where drivers have to share tips with the company, which is extremely illegal. OP patiently waits and collects as much evidence as he can before eventually handing over all the evidence to the IRS. The IRS gleefully audits the boss's company, and in the end OP gets a huge payout!</p>

<p>r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, an angry Karen at a mall restaurant argues with a restaurant worker about them not having the correct sauce. OP, a police officer, overhears the commotion and approaches to get the woman to calm down. This dumb woman assumes that OP is a security guard and just screams louder and louder, until eventually OP has to arrest the Karen and drag her off to booking!</p>

<p>r/Ispeakthelanguage Have you been in public, heard people speaking in a foreign language, and wonder what they were talking about? Well, in today's episode, we've got people who DO speak the language, and who overhear gossip in other languages that was definitely not meant for their ears. For example, a pair of front desk workers trash talk OP, who understands every word. When OP confronts them, they practically die from embarrassment!</p>

<p>r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP is a lawyer who's trying to contest a bogus medical bill for a friend of his. As a lawyer, OP knows for an absolute fact that the bill is 100% illegal, so he assumes it will be a very simple problem to fix. However, when he calls up the company, the woman on the phone gives him attitude, refuses to drop the bill, and then says, "If you don't like it, then sue us!" Sure thing, lady! OP files a lawsuit and almost immediately wins!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a dog that he inherited from his deceased father. Meanwhile, OP's mother has gotten remarried to a new guy. Unfortunately, the step-father is allergic to dogs, so OP's mom decides that OP has to get rid of the dog. OP is 17 years old, so takes his dog to his grandpa's place and lives there. His mother completely flips out and is shocked that he would chose a dog over his own mother and step-father. Is OP the butthole in this situation?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a careless Karen causes a three-car accident while driving. Even though she's the person who was at fault, she demanded that OP call the cops. Sure thing, lady! The cops arrive, quickly determine that Karen was at fault, and then throw her in cuffs because she was driving without insurance. Why on earth would you call the cops when you're the person who's breaking the law?</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a young girl who has an apartment next to some really creepy neighbors. She notices that the father of the household is constantly staring at her through her large windows, so she decides to put up one-way mirror film along her mirrors. She can see out, but the neighbors can't see in. These neighbors actually have the audacity to come knock on her door and scold her for not letting them spy on her through her windows anymore!</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP is a trucker who has to make a pit stop every 2-3 hours to relieve himself. During one of his regularly scheduled pit stops, he has to go in a bottle instead of off the side of the road. Well, a cop pulls him over and suspects that he's up to no good, and the cop demands OP prove that he wasn't doing anything illegal. OP happily complies by handing over a bottle of his warmest, freshest brew!</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, we have a chilling story from 2019, before all of the craziness of 2020. OP went on a cruise ship, and also on this cruise ship was an entitled mom and her extremely sick entitled kid. The entitled mom could have made the sick kid stay in his room while he recovered, but nope! She allowed her kid to spread the disease all over the cruise ship until virtually the entire ship was sick. It got so bad that ports wouldn't even allow the ship to dock!</p>

<p>r/Askreddit Have you ever had a coworker from hell? The Reddit users in these posts share their stories of the absolute worst of the worst coworkers. We've got one guy who likes to play with himself (to completion!) in the middle of a crowded office, toxic coworkers who haze female employees, and idiotic liars. Who is your coworker from hell?</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge What does OP do when he discovers that his wife is cheating on him with a doctor? Does he confront her and call her names? Does he kick her out of the house? Nope! He plays the long con and patiently pursues a devious revenge plan over the course of 3 years. At the end of it all, he ends up with the house, the money, the kids, and even a new girl!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP wife is acting completely crazy. She claims that OP's cats are constantly waking her up in the middle of the night. OP decides to see how noisy his cats really are, so he pretends to go to asleep but instead spends all night listening to the cats. The cats are quiet all night, but in the morning his wife whines that the cats kept her up. When he confronts her on the lie, things go downhill really quickly.</p>

<p>r/Militarystories In today's episode, a bunch of army veterans were put back into basic training due to bureaucratic red tape. When these seasoned veterans go to help set up a shooting range, a bunch of drill sergeants immediately jump on the veterans and start screaming at them. Well, they picked on the wrong soldiers, because the veterans quickly establish the pecking order in hilarious fashion!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP gets his $2500 bicycle stolen by some spoiled teenager. Luckily, he's able to find that his bike is being sold on Facebook marketplace, so he goes to confront the teen. He's surprised to discover that the teenager's mom is there with the bike, trying to sell it. He calls the cops to get the teenager arrested, and later the teen's dad calls up OP for some good old-fashioned witness intimidation. Surprise! The father got arrested too!</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is helping his friend resolve a bogus ambulance bill that is most definitely illegal. He calls up the ambulance company to try to resolve things peacefully, but the representative on the phone is less than helpful. She yells, "So sue me!" The thing is, OP is a lawyer, so he's more than happy to maliciously comply with that request! After he files the lawsuit, the company's lawyer calls back and practically begs to settle out of court.</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has chronic ear infections and is deaf. She can't hear anything without her hearing aids, and unfortunately she can't wear her aids when she has an ear infection flare up. Her boss decides that she still has to work anyway, so he puts her on phone duty. A deaf person... on phone duty. When OP doesn't answer the phones, the boss yells at her. Dude, what did you expect?</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a 41 year old unemployed man decides that he's going to sue his rich parents for an allowance. Can you imagine being 41 and having to take your mommy and daddy to court for a weekly allowance? I wonder what his parents think of him. If you like this content and want to see more, be sure to subscribe for daily Reddit episodes!</p>