<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a 41 year old unemployed man decides that he's going to sue his rich parents for an allowance. Can you imagine being 41 and having to take your mommy and daddy to court for a weekly allowance? I wonder what his parents think of him. If you like this content and want to see more, be sure to subscribe for daily Reddit episodes!</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP was in Texas during the power outage. For some reason, his crazy neighbor Karen decides that she would rather live in OP's house during the outage, so she comes up and knocks on his door, demanding to live in his house. OP turns her down (obviously), so she forces her way inside and refuses to leave. Luckily, OP is able to trick her out of the house by telling her that he'll grab her a key, and then he locks the door behind her!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP lives next to a couple of idiots who love to throw loud, late night parties in their house. During their most recent shindig, the neighbors allow all of their guests to park on OP's property. But OP was prepared for this -- she works at a tow truck company! She called her office and had dozens of their cars towed away. Maybe next time you won't park like a bunch of jerks!</p>

<p>r/Askreddit In today's episode, we have stories from people who have amazing stories to tell, but nobody on Reddit has ever asked the right question. We've got possums eating sandwiches, people losing their wallets on murder scenes, and a guy who loses thousands of dollars from Uber Eats just because he bought some chicken nuggets. If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes!</p>

<p>r/Relationships_Advice In today's episode, OP has a boyfriend who is constantly using Tinder, even though they've been in a committed relationship for 3 years. At least, she THINKS they have a committed relationship. When OP catches her boyfriend in one too many lies, she decides that enough is enough and it's time to end their relationship permanently.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a young woman who's taking online classes at her school. She needs to leave the class session to attend to feminine hygiene, so she messages her teacher to ask for permission to leave. The teacher refuses, and tells her that she should control herself better. OP decides to report her teacher, which could result in the teacher getting fired. Is OP the butthole here?</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's sister-in-law is an absolute mega-Karen who is constantly blowing all of her money in get rich quick schemes. Karen ropes OP's wife into a scheme. OP's wife withdraws a huge chunk of their life savings to invest in an MLM scheme. OP tells his wife that if she doesn't return the money, he's going to divide all of their finances because he can't trust her anymore. Naturally, she flips out on him and says that he's suppressing her dreams. What do you think?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP decides to do some shopping at a convenience store, where he happens to find some packaged salami. Delighted, he buys the seemingly innocent meat and takes it home to eat. However, when he unpackages the ancient and terrible beast, he discovers a foe that no mere mortal could defeat. He takes the stinky sausage back to the convenience store, where the clerk demands OP to unwrap the salami before she processes a refund. You want to smell the salami, lady? Don't say I didn't warn you!</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works at a fast food joint and a Karen takes over as a new manager. On her very first day on the job, Karen retreats to the office and completely ignores the business so she can watch TV. She was even scheduled to work the line that day, so all the other workers were working a man down due to her laziness. The workers eventually become too stressed out due to the toxic work environment, so one of the employees throws a milkshake at a customer, which leads the employees mass quitting. That Karen really messed up her first day on the job!</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents OP is a pepper head! He loves all things spicy, so he decides to make himself some ultra spicy hot wings. Unbeknownst to OP, his roommate's friend (the entitled mother) comes over with her kid. The entitled mother sees the chicken wings sitting on the counter, so what does she do? Naturally, she steals a wing and gives it to her precious child. The poor kid eats it and immediately starts screaming because it feels like her mouth is on fire. The entitled mother then starts screaming at OP for not having safe food that she could steal.</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is struggling with some of the worst professors imaginable. He's got one professor, professor sleazy, who has a habit of making passes at young male students. He has another professor who treats her students unfairly and hands out grades based on favoritism. Eventually, one of his professors makes the mistake of propositioning him through email, so OP takes the email to the dean and threatens to destroy the school's reputation.</p>

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP graciously decides to be a surrogate for her sister, who has troubles for fertility. The problem is that OP's sister keeps pretending that she's the one who's pregnant. When OP and her sister go shopping, a considerate worker offers OP a chair because, well, she is actually pregnant. OP's sister flips out and says that she's the one who deserves the chair because it's her child. OP yells at her sister that even though it's her sister's child, OP is the one who is actually pregnant and she's exhausted from constantly running around.

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP works as an assistant at a big fancy company with lots of highly paid specialists. OP's coworkers gathered around to talk about how great it is to have money and how much they don't respect people who are poor. OP said that she's poor, so does that mean they don't respect her? Amazingly, her coworkers responded by saying that she was being disrespectful. What is wrong with some people?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, we have a student to grapples with his school's strict dress code. OP is a bisexual student who is constantly bullied by his classmates, who steal his belt. He retaliates by wearing a gay pride belt to school, which also gets stolen. When the bully gets caught with the stolen belt, the bully is stuck with an impossible choice: Does he admit he stole it and get in trouble, or does he say the belt is his and then get bullied himself?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance Ijn today's episode, OP is an accountant at a huge corporation. She notices a discrepancy in the numbers and realizes that somebody is embezzling a huge amount of money from the company. She tries to report it, but her boss shuts her down. A short while later the boss fires OP and requests that she do an exit interview. You want an exit interview, boss? Sure thing! I'll be sure to tell them all about how you stole $1,000,000 from the company!</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have a romantic gentleman looking for the love of his life. He attempts to find his better half by writing a long wishlist and posting it online. He's basically looking for a supermodel love-slave who likes to cook and has "thick muscle thighs." Can't say I blame you, buddy. Aren't we all? If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP and her friend were raised in a toxic cult. Luckily, they were able to escape from their crazy cult and live a normal life on their owns. Tragedy strikes when OP's friend gets in a motorcycle accident and his hospitalized. The friend's family finds out about the accident and comes to the hospital where they try to abduct him. OP responds by systematically destroying their lives and families. If you like this content, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit content!</p>

<p>r/Askreddit We've got stories of people who realize they need to get the hell out of here as quickly as possible. One guy goes camping by himself in the woods and finds a wild animal that looks like it's been ritualistically sacrificed. Another person witnesses an attempted murder at a Waffle House. Another guy nearly gets eaten alive by a pack of wild dogs. These stories are shocking, bizarre, and truly terrifying!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP is an older gentleman who's dating the mother of an adult daughter. OP searches the daughter's username on Google hoping to find the daughter's Instagram. Instead, he finds her Reddit account, which she uses to post ~adult~ pictures. He immediately exits out of the page, but it's too late: he saw pictures of body parts that he definitely shouldn't have seen. He told his girlfriend about it, and now his girlfriend and the daughter are upset at OP. Is the butthole for looking at a butthole?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's story, OP and his friends work at a fast food restaurant. The managers never trained OP and his friends on how to close, but nonetheless they force OP to close the restaurant. The next day, the managers yell at OP and his friends for closing down the restaurant incorrectly, even though they've never been trained. When OP protests, the manager says that if they don't like it, quit! Sure thing, boss! OP and his friends walked out in the middle of a slammed restaurant.</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP is a photographer who specializes in taking ~adult~ photographs for her clients. OP gets a new girl as a potential client, and this client actually asks OP to pay for butt implant surgery so she can have a bigger butt for the photoshoot. And the crazy thing is that she expects the surgery to happen THE SAME DAY as the photoshoot. What reality are these choosing beggars living in?</p>

<p>r/Tifu In today's story, OP is in a very important interview with his dream job -- a job at Reddit.com! The interviewer asks OP what sort of content he would share with viewers, and of course he mentions the legendary poop knife story. The interviewer has never heard of this post, so he's shocked and horrified. Does OP take a hint and stop talking about that gross story? NOPE! He just keeps rambling on and on about that infamous Reddit post.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP finds out that he has an adult daughter from an old relationship with his ex-girlfriend. The ex-girlfriend recently passed away, so the daughter sought out OP to try to build a relationship with him. But here's the catch: the ex told the daughter that OP abandoned her, when in reality OP had no idea that the ex was even pregnant. The ex lied to OP! After OP told his daughter the truth, the ex's family is upset that the dead mother is revealed to be a liar. Is OP the butthole in this situation?</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents Is there anything more dangerous than a Karen with a gun? In today's episode, OP is at the firing range practicing his aim. An entitled Karen decides that OP has no business shooting such a loud gun, so she actually walks up to him and tries to grab the gun out of his hands WHILE HE'S SHOOTING IT! Lady, do you have a death wish or something? Luckily, the store owners come to help and resolve the situation peacefully.</p>

<p>r/Storiesaboutkevin The Kevin in today's episode is especially dumb. Not only did he call the bomb squad on a stuffed animal and think that guys get periods, but he also randomly decided that it would be a good idea to drink his own pee. So, he starts guzzling it down by the gallon! Bottoms up, Kevin! If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!</p>