<p>r/Tifu In today's story, OP is in a very important interview with his dream job -- a job at Reddit.com! The interviewer asks OP what sort of content he would share with viewers, and of course he mentions the legendary poop knife story. The interviewer has never heard of this post, so he's shocked and horrified. Does OP take a hint and stop talking about that gross story? NOPE! He just keeps rambling on and on about that infamous Reddit post.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP finds out that he has an adult daughter from an old relationship with his ex-girlfriend. The ex-girlfriend recently passed away, so the daughter sought out OP to try to build a relationship with him. But here's the catch: the ex told the daughter that OP abandoned her, when in reality OP had no idea that the ex was even pregnant. The ex lied to OP! After OP told his daughter the truth, the ex's family is upset that the dead mother is revealed to be a liar. Is OP the butthole in this situation?</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents Is there anything more dangerous than a Karen with a gun? In today's episode, OP is at the firing range practicing his aim. An entitled Karen decides that OP has no business shooting such a loud gun, so she actually walks up to him and tries to grab the gun out of his hands WHILE HE'S SHOOTING IT! Lady, do you have a death wish or something? Luckily, the store owners come to help and resolve the situation peacefully.</p>

<p>r/Storiesaboutkevin The Kevin in today's episode is especially dumb. Not only did he call the bomb squad on a stuffed animal and think that guys get periods, but he also randomly decided that it would be a good idea to drink his own pee. So, he starts guzzling it down by the gallon! Bottoms up, Kevin! If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a very skilled interior decorator and is living in a department. When the landlord discovers that OP's apartment looks incredibly beautiful, the landlord decides that he's going to start using OP's apartment as a model apartment to show prospective tenants. OP is having none of that, so he decides to do some redecorating... with mountains of gay e**tica. The landlord changes his mind pretty quickly!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, a bunch of greedy business owners decide that they're going to fire a huge chunk of their workers while giving all of the executive staff massive pay raises. The workers find out about the plan and decide to stage a mass walk-off... before the bosses are ready for it! The entire staff quits, leaving the company with no workers and too many managers, so of course the company can no longer handle the workload and it quickly crumbles. Oops! Maybe pay your workers next time 🤷</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has a nutty neighbor who believes that OP should just give her a huge piece of his property so that she can build a swimming pool. She demands OP to come to her house and sign over his driveway to her. When OP refuses, she says that she will take it from him with or without his help, so he may as well make it easy on everyone. And the best part: we have a voicemail! Yep, this video has a voicemail from a crazy, ranting Karen about how she deserves someone else's property.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a black woman with a young daughter who goes to daycare. OP was shocked to discover that the daycare was segregating the black kids from the white kids by forcing the black kids to play in the sun, and letting the white kids play in the shade. OP told the daycare owner that this isn't safe because the kids could get sunburned, and then the daycare owner had the audacity to argue with the black woman and say that black people can't get sunburn.</p>

<p>r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, a complete jerkface decides to park in disabled parking even though he doesn't have a disabled placard. OP's mom, however, is disabled and she relies on those parking spaces. When jerkface walks off and leaves his car alone, OP's mom takes advantage of the freezing temperatures and some water to encase the jerk's key wells in solid ice. Maybe next time you'll think twice about being an inconsiderate prick!</p>

<p>r/Askreddit in today's Askreddit thread, we check out times when terrible rules at a person's school or work has backfired terribly! For example, one student threw his bully out of a school window because of his school's zero tolerance policy on violence. His perspective was, "If I'm going to get punished for defending myself, I may as well make it worth my while!" We also have stories of employees showing their bosses just how incredibly stupid the new company policies are. If you like this content, hit the subscribe button for more daily Reddit videos!</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has dyslexia and joins a college class. OP is allowed to use digital devices due to ADA guidelines. However, when OP tries to bring this up to the professor, the professor flips out and criticizes OP in the middle of class, saying that disabled people don't deserve special treatment just because they were in special ed. When the professor says, "If you don't like it, drop my class," many students are happy to maliciously comply!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a new neighbor move in next to him. For some reason, this woman gets it in her head that OP's private property is actually public property. She sneaks into OP's backyard and steals vegetables from his garden. When OP catches her, does she feel shame and apologize? Of course not! She argues that she has a right to steal from him, because of course the world revolves around her.</p>

<p>r/Relationships_Advice Today's episode is a blast from the past! Almost a decade ago, a concerned wife posted on Reddit because her husband became obsessed with bitcoins and was purchasing every bitcoin he could get his hands on. Back then, bitcoins only cost $300 each, and OP's husband was buying dozens of them. OP thought that her husband was going crazy and she wondered if she should divorce him. Well, today bitcoins are worth about $50,000 each!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP drives up to his home as his wife runs out of their home in a panic. His wife tells him that the house is on fire, and that the baby is inside. Naturally, OP runs inside to save his infant child, all while the wife tries to stop him. OP put out the fire in the kitchen with a fire extinguisher and then saves the baby. He became furious at the wife for abandoning their child in a burning building, and now the wife is mad at him because he was mad at her.</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a minority in America, and she just loves to cook. She starts bringing some of her dishes into class. For some reason, a racist classmate gets all pissed off at OP for bringing in minority food, and she lectures OP about how she should only cook white people food... even though OP isn't white. OP happily complies. If you don't want any minority food, then she'll stop making extra food for you to eat! Enjoy going hungry, you racist jerk!</p>

<p>r/Tifu It's fine to take a sleeping pill before bed -- lots of people do! But when you're staying over at your new girlfriend's house, maybe you shouldn't take extra sleeping pills. After all, sleeping pills are designed to help you relax. You wouldn't want to get TOO relaxed, would you? That's what happened to OP. He took one too many sleeping pills and ended up dropping a hot one on his new girlfriend's bed. Oopsie Poopsie!</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP has to deal with his incredibly lazy and entitled brother-in-law. After his sister falls on hard times, she and her lazy boyfriend move into OP's house. Is this choosing beggar grateful that he has a free place to live? Of course not! All he does is whine and complain about how their place isn't good enough. When OP's sister finally finds a place they can afford, the choosing beggar expects OP to pay their rent for a full year! WTF?</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's story, OP has an absolutely disgusting stepdad who likes to get drunk and then beat on women. One today, OP can't stand by any longer and grabs his baseball bat. Just as his stepdad goes to beat on his mom, he slams his stepdad in the knee and then starts wailing on him until the police show up. After he's been beaten to a pulp, the stepdad is hauled off to jail. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit stories!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge - In today's episode, OP goes in for a job interview, and the HR director there tries to get OP to bribe her. He refuses, so does everything she can to make OP's life miserable for as long as he works there. She harasses him, skips him over for promotions, and even blackmails OP's coworker into filling harassment charges against him. OP is a patient man, however, and slowly build a case against her, waiting for the perfect moment to strike!</p>

<p>r/Talesfromtechsupport In today's episode, OP keeps having encounters with an incredibly stupid Karen in the office. Karen has a space heater, and she keeps pointing the thing DIRECTLY at her computer. She manages to melt 3 separate computers this way, and she also gets annoyed at OP when he shows up to fix it. Is she so stupid that she doesn't realize that she's melting the computers, or is she actually devious because she's doing it on purpose as an excuse to avoid work?</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is dating a guy who has a mother from hell. This woman has made it her life mission to destroy OP in any way possible. She even tries to frame OP by trying to secretly cancel her own son's motorcycle insurance. Eventually, enough is enough and OP decides to press charges against the woman for trying to ruin her life. Does this make her the butthole in this situation? If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit uploads!</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP starts a new job at a tech company. The commute is pretty bad and the pay is even worse, but he's desperate for cash. He quickly discovers that his new boss is absolutely terrible at his job, mean, and just plain lazy. The boss eventually tells OP that they're going to significantly cut his salary, which is the last straw. OP sets in motion a series of events that culminates in his boss's business crumbling into dust.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a father of a young, teenage girl who gets pregnant. OP is incredibly disappointed in her, and he tells her that he has lost all respect for her and that he refuses to ever speak to her again. He basically tells her to her face that he's disowning her. Then, he turns to the Internet to ask people if he's the butthole in this situation. Yeah, sure, because abandoning your own daughter in her time of need is real grade-a dad behavior, buddy.</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a lawyer buys a house out in the country. A local farmer had a deal with the previous owner to mow the lawyer's lawn in exchange for being able to use the hay for his farm animals. The lawyer creates a contract that screws the farmer in the deal. The farmer refuses to sign the contract, leaving the farmer with 20 acres of unmowed land. The funny part? Now that the lawyer's property isn't being used as farmland, the lawyer doesn't get to enjoy farm land tax rates, and now has to pay $50,000/year in taxes!</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has an incredibly spoiled and entitled aunt who needs a new car. Does she buy the new car herself? Of course not! She demands that her brother help her get the car. When her brother refuses, she calls child protective services on him and accuses him of torturing his children. CPS then pulls OP out of school and interrogates him to see if his father actually tortures him. Imagine destroying someone's family because they don't buy you a new car!</p>