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I read Reddit stories with emotion and with funny voices. My most popular subreddits are r/Prorevenge, r/Entitledparents, and r/Choosingbeggars Subscribe to unlock bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/rslash/subscribe

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1526
r/Entitledparents "LET MY SON ATTACK YOU!"
<p>r/Entitledparents OP is sound asleep in her bed when she wakes up to movement in her room. She opens her eyes and sees a strange man standing at the foot of her bed, so of course she screams in horror! Her roommate rushes in to help and immediately calls the cops. It turns out that the guy was another tenant who was under the influence and accidentally went into the wrong room. When the guy's parents show up, they scold OP for calling the cops and say that she should have let their son break into her room!</p>
17 min
1527
r/Prorevenge My Boss Stole From Me, So I Had Th...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works as a delivery driver and gets a significant amount of his income from tips. Unfortunately, his toxic boss has a policy where drivers have to share tips with the company, which is extremely illegal. OP patiently waits and collects as much evidence as he can before eventually handing over all the evidence to the IRS. The IRS gleefully audits the boss's company, and in the end OP gets a huge payout!</p>
15 min
1528
r/Idontworkherelady Stupid Karen Doesn't Realiz...
<p>r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, an angry Karen at a mall restaurant argues with a restaurant worker about them not having the correct sauce. OP, a police officer, overhears the commotion and approaches to get the woman to calm down. This dumb woman assumes that OP is a security guard and just screams louder and louder, until eventually OP has to arrest the Karen and drag her off to booking!</p>
13 min
1529
r/Ispeakthelanguage Racist Jerks Don't Realize ...
<p>r/Ispeakthelanguage Have you been in public, heard people speaking in a foreign language, and wonder what they were talking about? Well, in today's episode, we've got people who DO speak the language, and who overhear gossip in other languages that was definitely not meant for their ears. For example, a pair of front desk workers trash talk OP, who understands every word. When OP confronts them, they practically die from embarrassment!</p>
12 min
1530
r/Pettyrevenge She Told Me To Sue Her... So I S...
<p>r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP is a lawyer who's trying to contest a bogus medical bill for a friend of his. As a lawyer, OP knows for an absolute fact that the bill is 100% illegal, so he assumes it will be a very simple problem to fix. However, when he calls up the company, the woman on the phone gives him attitude, refuses to drop the bill, and then says, "If you don't like it, then sue us!" Sure thing, lady! OP files a lawsuit and almost immediately wins!</p>
17 min
1531
r/AmITheA**hole For Choosing My Dog Over My Kar...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a dog that he inherited from his deceased father. Meanwhile, OP's mother has gotten remarried to a new guy. Unfortunately, the step-father is allergic to dogs, so OP's mom decides that OP has to get rid of the dog. OP is 17 years old, so takes his dog to his grandpa's place and lives there. His mother completely flips out and is shocked that he would chose a dog over his own mother and step-father. Is OP the butthole in this situation?</p>
14 min
1532
r/Maliciouscompliance Idiot Karen Gets Herself ...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a careless Karen causes a three-car accident while driving. Even though she's the person who was at fault, she demanded that OP call the cops. Sure thing, lady! The cops arrive, quickly determine that Karen was at fault, and then throw her in cuffs because she was driving without insurance. Why on earth would you call the cops when you're the person who's breaking the law?</p>
14 min
1533
r/AmITheA**hole For Shutting Down My Peeping To...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a young girl who has an apartment next to some really creepy neighbors. She notices that the father of the household is constantly staring at her through her large windows, so she decides to put up one-way mirror film along her mirrors. She can see out, but the neighbors can't see in. These neighbors actually have the audacity to come knock on her door and scold her for not letting them spy on her through her windows anymore!</p>
15 min
1534
r/Maliciouscompliance I Gave A Cop A Bottle Of ...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP is a trucker who has to make a pit stop every 2-3 hours to relieve himself. During one of his regularly scheduled pit stops, he has to go in a bottle instead of off the side of the road. Well, a cop pulls him over and suspects that he's up to no good, and the cop demands OP prove that he wasn't doing anything illegal. OP happily complies by handing over a bottle of his warmest, freshest brew!</p>
16 min
1535
r/Entitledparents How 1 Sick Entitled Mom Got A...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, we have a chilling story from 2019, before all of the craziness of 2020. OP went on a cruise ship, and also on this cruise ship was an entitled mom and her extremely sick entitled kid. The entitled mom could have made the sick kid stay in his room while he recovered, but nope! She allowed her kid to spread the disease all over the cruise ship until virtually the entire ship was sick. It got so bad that ports wouldn't even allow the ship to dock!</p>
13 min
1536
r/Askreddit Who Was Your Coworker From Hell?
<p>r/Askreddit Have you ever had a coworker from hell? The Reddit users in these posts share their stories of the absolute worst of the worst coworkers. We've got one guy who likes to play with himself (to completion!) in the middle of a crowded office, toxic coworkers who haze female employees, and idiotic liars. Who is your coworker from hell?</p>
15 min
1537
r/Prorevenge My Wife Cheated On Me, So I Planne...
<p>r/Prorevenge What does OP do when he discovers that his wife is cheating on him with a doctor? Does he confront her and call her names? Does he kick her out of the house? Nope! He plays the long con and patiently pursues a devious revenge plan over the course of 3 years. At the end of it all, he ends up with the house, the money, the kids, and even a new girl!</p>
14 min
1538
r/AmITheA**hole My Wife Wants To Kill My Cats?!
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP wife is acting completely crazy. She claims that OP's cats are constantly waking her up in the middle of the night. OP decides to see how noisy his cats really are, so he pretends to go to asleep but instead spends all night listening to the cats. The cats are quiet all night, but in the morning his wife whines that the cats kept her up. When he confronts her on the lie, things go downhill really quickly.</p>
16 min
1539
r/Militarystories Idiot Yells At Army Veteran A...
<p>r/Militarystories In today's episode, a bunch of army veterans were put back into basic training due to bureaucratic red tape. When these seasoned veterans go to help set up a shooting range, a bunch of drill sergeants immediately jump on the veterans and start screaming at them. Well, they picked on the wrong soldiers, because the veterans quickly establish the pecking order in hilarious fashion!</p>
14 min
1540
r/AmITheA**hole For Getting an ENTIRE Family of...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP gets his $2500 bicycle stolen by some spoiled teenager. Luckily, he's able to find that his bike is being sold on Facebook marketplace, so he goes to confront the teen. He's surprised to discover that the teenager's mom is there with the bike, trying to sell it. He calls the cops to get the teenager arrested, and later the teen's dad calls up OP for some good old-fashioned witness intimidation. Surprise! The father got arrested too!</p>
16 min
1541
r/Maliciouscompliance She Told Me To Sue Her......
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is helping his friend resolve a bogus ambulance bill that is most definitely illegal. He calls up the ambulance company to try to resolve things peacefully, but the representative on the phone is less than helpful. She yells, "So sue me!" The thing is, OP is a lawyer, so he's more than happy to maliciously comply with that request! After he files the lawsuit, the company's lawyer calls back and practically begs to settle out of court.</p>
15 min
1542
r/Maliciouscompliance "GO ANSWER THE PHONES" "I...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has chronic ear infections and is deaf. She can't hear anything without her hearing aids, and unfortunately she can't wear her aids when she has an ear infection flare up. Her boss decides that she still has to work anyway, so he puts her on phone duty. A deaf person... on phone duty. When OP doesn't answer the phones, the boss yells at her. Dude, what did you expect?</p>
15 min
1543
r/Choosingbeggars 41-Year-Old Man Sues His Pare...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a 41 year old unemployed man decides that he's going to sue his rich parents for an allowance. Can you imagine being 41 and having to take your mommy and daddy to court for a weekly allowance? I wonder what his parents think of him. If you like this content and want to see more, be sure to subscribe for daily Reddit episodes!</p>
15 min
1544
r/Entitledparents Crazy Neighbor Demands To Liv...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP was in Texas during the power outage. For some reason, his crazy neighbor Karen decides that she would rather live in OP's house during the outage, so she comes up and knocks on his door, demanding to live in his house. OP turns her down (obviously), so she forces her way inside and refuses to leave. Luckily, OP is able to trick her out of the house by telling her that he'll grab her a key, and then he locks the door behind her!</p>
16 min
1545
r/Prorevenge Jerks Parked On My Land, So I Towe...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP lives next to a couple of idiots who love to throw loud, late night parties in their house. During their most recent shindig, the neighbors allow all of their guests to park on OP's property. But OP was prepared for this -- she works at a tow truck company! She called her office and had dozens of their cars towed away. Maybe next time you won't park like a bunch of jerks!</p>
15 min
1546
r/Askreddit What's Your Amazing Story That You ...
<p>r/Askreddit In today's episode, we have stories from people who have amazing stories to tell, but nobody on Reddit has ever asked the right question. We've got possums eating sandwiches, people losing their wallets on murder scenes, and a guy who loses thousands of dollars from Uber Eats just because he bought some chicken nuggets. If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes!</p>
17 min
1547
r/Relationships I Caught My Partner Cheating On...
<p>r/Relationships_Advice In today's episode, OP has a boyfriend who is constantly using Tinder, even though they've been in a committed relationship for 3 years. At least, she THINKS they have a committed relationship. When OP catches her boyfriend in one too many lies, she decides that enough is enough and it's time to end their relationship permanently.</p>
15 min
1548
r/AmITheA**hole For Getting My Teacher Fired?
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a young woman who's taking online classes at her school. She needs to leave the class session to attend to feminine hygiene, so she messages her teacher to ask for permission to leave. The teacher refuses, and tells her that she should control herself better. OP decides to report her teacher, which could result in the teacher getting fired. Is OP the butthole here?</p>
16 min
1549
r/AmITheA**hole My Wife Spent Our Life's Saving...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's sister-in-law is an absolute mega-Karen who is constantly blowing all of her money in get rich quick schemes. Karen ropes OP's wife into a scheme. OP's wife withdraws a huge chunk of their life savings to invest in an MLM scheme. OP tells his wife that if she doesn't return the money, he's going to divide all of their finances because he can't trust her anymore. Naturally, she flips out on him and says that he's suppressing her dreams. What do you think?</p>
17 min
1550
r/Maliciouscompliance I Made Her Smell My Stink...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP decides to do some shopping at a convenience store, where he happens to find some packaged salami. Delighted, he buys the seemingly innocent meat and takes it home to eat. However, when he unpackages the ancient and terrible beast, he discovers a foe that no mere mortal could defeat. He takes the stinky sausage back to the convenience store, where the clerk demands OP to unwrap the salami before she processes a refund. You want to smell the salami, lady? Don't say I didn't warn you!</p>
18 min