rSlash

I read Reddit stories with emotion and with funny voices. My most popular subreddits are r/Prorevenge, r/Entitledparents, and r/Choosingbeggars Subscribe to unlock bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/rslash/subscribe

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r/Choosingbeggars "I Only Date Handsome Million...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars Welcome to the insane world of incel choosing beggar dating! We've got ugly, basic girls who want to date handsome millionaires, and incel neckbeards who want to date supermodel, submissive slaves. And what they offering to these high-value partners? Well, absolutely nothing. They just expect the world to conform to their completely unrealistic expectations because that's what choosing beggars always do.</p>
18 min
1552
r/Entitledparents She Called My Disabled Baby A...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has a young infant who was born with complications. Due to the child's cleft lip, OP has to feed her baby with the help of a milk syringe. Another woman at the shopping center sees OP feeding her child and just automatically assumes that OP is some drug addict who's shooting up in public, and that her baby's birth defects are caused by drug abuse. Luckily, security guards arrive to put a stop to her insanity and permanently ban the woman from the shopping center.</p>
16 min
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r/Prorevenge My Girlfriend Cheated On Me, So I ...
<p>r/Prorevenge OP is dating a girl in high school, and he discovers that she's been secretly cheating on him by finding guys to hook up with online. Luckily for OP, he's also tutoring her in a very important subject at school. Instead of getting mad, OP gets even? He photoshops fake lesson plans to trick his girlfriend into learning wrong information so that she's guaranteed to fail the class and delay her graduation!</p>
19 min
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r/Nuclearrevenge She Cheated On Me, So I Comple...
<p>r/Nuclearrevenge In today's story, OP starts dating a girl named Lisa, and he falls for her hard. After a night of drinking, he discovers that she has been cheating on him repeatedly throughout their entire relationship. What follows is an incredibly epic, toxic, and destructive plan for revenge wherein OP systematically destroys every aspect of her life. He's so destructive in his path for vengeance that he even destroys his own life as well, but nothing can stop OP from hurting his cheating ex.</p>
23 min
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r/Idontworkherelady Karen Tried To Steal My Dog!
<p>r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, OP takes his dog to visit the animal shelter so he can donate some pet supplies. A Karen at the shelter with her son sees OP's dog and just thinks, "A dog at a shelter? It must be adoptable!" She demands to be able to adopt OP's dog, despite OP telling her that his dog isn't up for adoption. Eventually, the shelter employee gets involved and has to tell Karen that she can't just adopt any dog she wants. Lady, you can't just try to take someone's dog. Haven't you ever watched John Wick?</p>
17 min
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r/Pettyrevenge My Husband Slept With My Sister....
<p>r/Pettyrevenge What is this, the Jerry Springer show? Nah, just r/Pettyrevenge! In today's story, OP's husband breaks up with her out of the blue, and then OP's husband starts living with OP's sister. Her husband swears up and down that he's now sleeping with her sister. Yeah, right! Then OP shouldn't need to warn him that her sister has an STD, right? If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes!</p>
17 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Refusing To Save My Mom's L...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP is the product of his mother's affair, which resulted in his father divorcing his mother. As a result, OP's mother blames him and treats him like absolute garbage throughout his entire life. She even convinces the rest of her family to bully him as well. The abuse gets so bad that he leaves to live on his own. Well, eventually OP becomes fairly successful, and OP's mom comes knocking because she wants money for life-saving medical treatment. OP tells her to pound sand, but then has second thoughts and thinks that he might be the butthole. What do you think?</p> <p>https://anchor.fm/rslash/subscribe</p>
17 min
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r/AmITheA**hole She Thought I Was A Maid Becaus...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP is a teenage girl who's attending an event with her parent's friends. She also has much darker skin than her siblings. When she goes to clean the dishes, one of the party guests starts talking to OP and just assumes that OP is the maid, apparently because of her dark skin. OP, being a teenager, pranks the guest by going along with their assumption and calling her siblings "young master." When the truth gets revealed, the guest is so embarrassed she has to leave. Who's the butthole here: OP or the guest?</p>
18 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Stupid Boss VS The Uni...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP is enlisted in the military, and he also works a normal 9-5 job. He gets orders to appear for a training drill, so he informs his boss. Like an absolute idiot, OP's boss tries to tell him that coming into work is more important than showing up for military duty, so OP will be fired if he skips work. Well, turns out that violating an active soldier's rights is a pretty big deal in the eyes of the US military. After OP makes just one phone call, the manager is stumbling over himself trying to apologize to OP.</p>
16 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance "FIX YOUR UNIFORM OR YOU'...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, an uptight manager decides that OP's uniform isn't up to company standards. OP wears shorts while he collects shopping carts from the parking lot in 90 degree heat. The manager threatens OP, "Change your uniform, or you're fired!" Sure thing, boss! OP walked off the job and didn't come back, leaving his stupid manager to collect all those carts himself! If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes!</p>
17 min
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r/Choosingbeggars "I'M A DOCTOR, SO GIVE ME FRE...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars It turns out that anybody can become a choosing beggar, even doctors! This choosing beggar doctor went to a business and demanded that she get free stuff just because she's a doctor. The business actually agreed and gave her free items. How did she show her gratitude? By giving the business a negative review online! Sometimes, it feels like you just can't win with these people.</p>
14 min
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r/Entitledparents Stupid Parents Get Their Kid ...
<p>r/Entitledparents You ever go to a store and see parents who let their misbehaved kid just run around and do whatever he wants? Well, the parents in today's story definitely regret letting their kid run wild. The dumb kid manages to get stuck in a vase owned by the store, so they have to shatter the vase to get him out. Naturally, the parents blame the store and refuse to pay, but the store is well within their rights to force these entitled parents to fork over money for the broken vase!</p>
16 min
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r/Prorevenge I Scammed My Toxic Boss Into Payin...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works for an incredibly toxic boss who steals from his employees by paying them less than they're owed. Eventually, OP gets sick of constantly getting shorted by his employer, so he hatches a plan with his friend. They create a website together and trick his boss into thinking that a huge hedge fund is going to invest in his ideas. There's only one catch: the catfishing company wants proof that the boss is running a "legitimate" business that pays their employees. So, the big boss has to write an even bigger pay check!</p>
18 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Firing My Cheating Dad?
<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP works at his father's company. His mother has an affair with one of the employees at that company. Then, OP's father dies and leaves the entire company to OP. OP's mother then marries the guy she had an affair with, which means that OP's employee is also his step-father. His stepdad starts acting like he owns the place, breaking rules and bossing other people around. OP decides that enough is enough and fires his own stepdad. This pisses off both his mom and his stepfather, leaving him to wonder if he's the butthole here.</p>
19 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Refusing To Give My Half-Br...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP discovers that his grandfather may have cheated on his grandmother, resulting in a half-brother. After the grandfather dies and leaves OP a considerable estate, the half-brother shows up and asks for a DNA test because he wants to know who his father really is. OP refuses because he doesn't want to share his inheritance with this total stranger. Does that make him the butthole?</p>
16 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Fired Me, Then Ne...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance Here's a general tip for you: if you plan on firing an employee, make sure that your entire business doesn't depend on that employee to function. That's exactly what happened to OP in today's story! OP is the only person who manages a massive warehouse of tires. So when his idiot manager fires him, they suddenly don't have a clue where anything is and their business struggles without him. A few months later, they beg OP to come back!</p>
17 min
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r/Askreddit What Crazy Secret Was Revealed In Y...
<p>r/Askreddit In today's Askreddit thread, users share their dark family secrets. One user tells us about his grandma, who was a notorious bootlegger back during prohibition. She would help illegally transport bottles of alcohol in her vehicle. When she got caught, the state demanded that she confess to her crimes. She refused, so the state gave her a lifetime driving ban. Crazy, right?</p>
17 min
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r/Relationships My Best Friend Is Sending My Bo...
<p>r/Relationships_Advice OP has a BFF from her childhood who's always been a little... off. Her friend is vindictive, mean, and always has to be right. Their relationship eventually sours when OP experiences a personal tragedy and snaps at her friend. Instead of forgiving OP, the friend goes on the warpath and starts trying to destroy OP's life! She contacts her boss, tries to turn their mutual friends against OP, and even sends nudes to OP's boyfriend. Is there anything OP can do to escape this toxic situation?</p>
16 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance "OBEY ME" "It'll Cost You...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP does IT work for a dentist office, and for some stupid reason the office is paying for a bunch of email licenses that are a complete waste of money. OP and his team disables the licenses to save the client money, but the client decides that OP screwed everything up and demands that ALL emails get a premium license. OP warns that this will cost them literally thousands of dollars a month, but the idiot doesn't listen so this malicious compliance will cost him!</p>
15 min
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r/Choosingbeggars "All Teenagers Should Be Work...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars Hey kids, wanna earn some money for your hard work? Well TOO BAD! According to this choosing beggar, all teenagers should have to work for free as some sort of modern day child slave. Yep! This terrible boss actually made an angry rant on Facebook about how he should be able to pay his teenage employees $0/hour while he pockets all the profit. It's almost hard to believe that somebody could actually be that delusional.</p>
15 min
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r/Entitledparents Woman Kicks A Service Dog, Ge...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, a Karen at an amusement park decides that OP and his family doesn't deserve to cut lines at the rides, despite the fact that they have a special pass that allows them to do exactly that. She confronts OP's family and yells horrible slurs at OP's children, and even kicks OP's service animal! Luckily, park security shows up and calls the cops. Karen gets dragged off in cuffs and OP has to cut their family vacation short to go to the vet to care for their dog.</p>
16 min
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r/Prorevenge How I Got My Noisy Neighbor Arrested!
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP has an incredibly obnoxious neighbor who holds loud parties until 4 am almost every night, despite the fact that OP has a newborn in the house. OP asks the neighbor to keep it down, but of course that never works. So, OP decides to get some prorevenge against his douchebag neighbor by taking a closer look at his neighbor's illegal activities. OP figures out that his neighbor is commuting a serious federal crime, so he reports it to the authorities and then sits back to enjoy the fireworks!</p>
13 min
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r/Relationships My Dad Is Having An Affair With...
<p>r/Relationships_Advice OP makes a shocking discovery when he finds out that his father is cheating on his mother. To make matters worse, his father is dating a girl who's young enough to be his daughter! In fact, the girl went to OP's high school and was one grade below him. It turns out that his father was cheating on his mother while the mom was caring for a sibling who had a life-threatening illness. OP doesn't know how to feel because the father doesn't even act guilty about it. What should he do?</p>
16 min
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r/Pettyrevenge My Roommate Stole My Food, So I ...
<p>r/Pettyrevenge OP has a new roommate who is constantly stealing his food and snacks. He tries to confront his roommate about it, but nothing ever works. So, he decides to enact some petty revenge by storing dog treats that look like cookies in the kitchen. When the roommate eats all of the dog treats and later complains about them, OP reveals his little trick: they were dog treats! The roommate stopped stealing food after that revelation.</p>
14 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Standing Up To My Ableist T...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP is a student who uses a wheelchair. She's had the same wheelchair for about four years, so it's starting to look a little rough. OP has a teacher who absolutely hates OP's wheelchair, and one day in class the teacher criticizes OP for having an ugly wheelchair and demands that she upgrade to a nicer one. Somehow, the teacher managed to be both ableist and classist in a single sentence. OP stood up to the teacher and pointed out that it's none of her business, but another student pointed out that OP is the butthole for that. What do you think?</p>
16 min