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r/AmITheA**hole for Not Giving My Sister My Inh...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP and her sister inherited some money from their deceased father. The sister spent her inheritance on a new car and home improvements, despite the fact that her husband is chronically ill. Eventually, the inevitable happens and OP's brother-in-law needs surgery. OP's sister asks OP for her inheritance money to save his life, but OP refuses. Does that make him the butthole?</p>
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r/Choosingbeggars "Pay Me $1,000/Month to be My...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars Are you looking for an apartment? Do you speak French? Well, for the low price of $1,000, you can rent a fantastic room in this guy's house, where you'll also be expected to clean his house and watch after her kids. You have to pay rent AND do chores?! What a deal! He says the French is because you're supposed to tutor his kids, but we all know that what this guy really wants is a live-in French maid.</p>
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r/Entitledparents Karen Gets Arrested for Assau...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is a deaf employee working at a grocery store. She is surprised when a Karen grabs her suddenly and starts screaming at her. It turns out that the Karen thought that OP could hear her, and OP not responding caused the Karen to fly into an entitled rage! Eventually the managers get involved, and then the cops. Turns out that assaulting disabled employees can get you arrested! Oops!</p>
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r/Prorevenge I Worked for the Russia Mob and Bl...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, we have a bizarre story where OP worked for the Russian mob at a grocery store that was a front for a money laundering operation. OP and another coworker clash over a promotion opportunity, which culminates in OP sabotaging the coworker's bread recipe. The coworker has to toss the ruined dough, which continues to expand in the dumpster's heat and eventually explodes in a doughy mess.</p>
18 min
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r/AmITheA**hole for Making Fun of My Aunt's Wat...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole It's huge! It's massive! It's a watermelon-sized tushy! OP lands in hot water due to a confrontation with her aunt. OP posted a picture of herself on Facebook, and her aunt replied with a passive-aggressive "I hate skinny people!" OP retaliated by calling up her aunt and saying, "at least I don't have a watermelon-sized butt!" Now OP's aunt is upset because she's obviously very sensitive about her watermelon-sized butt. Is OP the butthole here?</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole My Sister Demanded I Give Her M...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's sister gets pregnant at a very young age and decides to give her baby away. OP can't have children of her own, so she happily adopts the child, and then OP's sister goes no-contact for nearly a decade. Then, completely out of the blue, OP's sister calls OP on the phone and says that she wants her kid back, whom she hasn't even seen in nearly a decade. OP can't believe what she's hearing and turns her town, which leads to her wondering if maybe she's the butthole in this situation.</p>
<p>r/Choosingbeggars Are you looking for a job? Well I've got an exciting job opportunity for you! You can become a full-time live in s** slave for a barely livable wage! This choosing beggar wants a hot and submissive girl who will do secretary work, clean his house, and perform plenty of "other duties" if you know what I mean. What are you waiting for? Apply today!</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Almost Got Stabbed Work...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's story, we've got a customer who's so angry that he won't even let OP walk to the front of the check-out line to open a register. The guy screams at OP to go to the back of the line even though OP works there. That thread turns into a conversation about the horrors of working retail during Black Friday, and how one person almost got stabbed over a $50 CD player. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit stories!</p>
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r/Entitledparents "TAKE OFF YOUR PROSTHETIC, IT...
<p>r/Entitledparents OP works at a hospital, and he also happens to have a prosthetic ear. When goes in to treat a child patient, the kid's mother notices OP's prosthetic ear and actually gasps. She's so horrified by the ear that she demands that OP remove it because it's scaring her kid! OP refuses, and then the father starts grilling OP because the father assumes that OP is mentally disabled and has no business working as a medical professional. Can you imagine demanding that someone else remove their body part?</p>
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r/F-youkaren BEHOLD! I AM MEGA-KAREN!
<p>r/F-youkaren I'm trying out a new subreddit today that has really grown in popularity lately! This subreddit is all about the worst that Karens have to offer, with their entitlement, screaming at customer service workers, and just all-around douchiness. I had to use my normal voice on a lot of these posts because I was afraid of hurting my vocal cords, lol. Using the Karen voice for 20 minutes nonstop would be like toying with the dark arts.</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Said to Report Hi...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has a toxic employer who doesn't want to pay OP's government-mandated fees. The employer is supposed to pay into OP's retirement fund, but it turns out that the boss is stiffing OP. The boss throws out a smug, "If you don't like, it report it to the authorities." So, that's exactly what OP does! He reports the boss to the government authority for tax evasion, and the government immediately starts breathing down the boss's next. Be careful what you wish for!</p>
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r/Idontworkherelady "Black People Should Serve ...
<p>r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, OP is a black man attending a work event at a restaurant with his colleagues. He is very clearly a member of the party and not a restaurant worker, but that doesn't stop a Karen from handing him her keys and demanding that he go get her car. OP tries to politely explain that he's not part of the valet service, which prompts the Karen to call OP the worst thing you can call a black woman. I really wish OP had thrown her keys in the gutter!</p>
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r/Prorevenge My School Mocked My Disability, So...
<p>r/Prorevenge OP was born with a severe medical condition that requires her to undergo extensive surgery on her leg. The doctor ordered the school to give OP elevator access, but the school pretty much just ignored that demand, leaving OP to miss lunches. One day, OP gets tired of missing lunches so she tries to take the stairs... and actually falls down the stairs! OP and her parents sue the school into oblivion!</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole For Stealing My Son's Money to ...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP's brother is a 16 year-old young man who asks his parents to help him buy a car. It's a reasonable request -- after all, OP is 20-year-old woman and their parents helped buy her a car. They finally agree and OP's brother pools his money with his parents so they can go buy him a nice car. But instead of buying the brother a car, they buy themselves a new car -- using the brother's money! The brother is absolutely devastated and calls the parents out for their incredibly selfish behavior. Who do you think the butthole is here?</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole For Refusing to Babysit for Fre...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP gets a frantic message from her sister, who says that OP needs to watch her kids in an emergency. OP rushes over to her sister's house and is shocked to see that her brother-in-law is there as well. He refuses to watch his own children because it's the weekend and he deserves to play video games all day. So this guy honestly expects a woman to come over to his house and babysit for free because video games are more important than raising his own kids. Is OP the butthole for refusing to accommodate her sexist brother-in-law?</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Wouldn't Pay Me, ...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP works for an absolutely terrible boss. He critical, egotistical, and utterly incompetent. Unfortunately, the boss is also the owner's brother, which means that he's not going anywhere. The boss ends up firing OP, because of course he does, and then the owner refuses to pay OP for the work that he's done. The boss said those magical words: "So sue me!" So... OP sued him! Get ready to pay up, boss!</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Flashed My D*** At My L...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP gets stuck with the landlady from hell. She keeps coming into OP's apartment without any notice and messes with his stuff. She also insults him every chance that she gets, calling him "lazy boy." One time, she brings prospective tenants into OP's apartment while he's asleep, without warning him. OP sleeps in the nude, so he leaps out of bed "at full attention."</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Knocked Out a Dirty Cop...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP works as a first responder in an ambulance. One day while driving back from a scene, he spots a crying woman on the side of the road. He and his colleague stop to care for her, and it's immediately obvious that she's showing signs of domestic ab*se. It turns out that her boyfriend is a cop, and when he shows up he starts throwing around his authority and threatens to arrest OP for obstruction. OP gets to enact some malicious compliance by opening up the ambulance doors and knocking the cop on his butt.</p>
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r/Choosingbeggars "Guests Must PAY ME To Attend...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have a completely entitled bridezilla who posts a long list of bizarre rule for her guests. Rules include "you must pay the bride to attend the wedding" and "you must not speak to the bride at any time." We've also got a delusional writer who thinks that she's written the next Twilight about a princess who really wants to passionately hug a vampire, but she can't because of politics. Exciting!</p>
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r/Talesfromtechsupport "My Computer is Literall...
<p>r/Talesfromtechsupport Welcome to the world of tech support, where we have idiotic users, angry customers, and douchebag bosses. We've also got a computer on fire! Life as a tech support worker just wouldn't be complete without a few exploding computers on your hands. We've also got a really sweet and wholesome story involving an older gentleman who can't get his TV working. If you like these stories, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit content!</p>
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r/Entitledparents "GIVE MY CHILD YOUR GUN, NOW!!!"
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP pretends to be a cowboy as a hobby. No, seriously -- he dresses up like a cowboy, goes to public events like county fairs, and teaches people about weapons from the Wild West. He comes across a young man about 16 years old who is very interested in one of his antique pieces. OP says that the boy will need his parent's permission before he can hold it because, well, he's a responsible human being. The boy's father shows up SCREAMING at OP to hand over the gun, and then goes on a long rant about how he's a free American and he has a right to other people's property. Yeah, he's that kind of crazy.</p>
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r/Pettyrevenge I Rubbed My Bully's Face in Pois...
<p>r/Pettyrevenge As a young kid, OP starts getting harassed by a bully at school. The teacher don't do anything to help, obviously. OP's father tells him to get revenge against the bully by fighting back. Well, OP gets an opportunity pretty soon when the bully grabs a patch of poison ivy and threatens to rub it on OP. OP pushes the bully down, causing the bully to land face-first into the patch of poison ivy. OP sits on the bully and just rubs their face in it.</p>
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r/Prorevenge Torture my Cat? I'LL RUIN YOUR LIFE!
<p>r/Prorevenge OP works at a kennel, and one of her job perks is that she can board her pets for free. So when she takes vacation for a week, she entrusts her beloved cat to her coworkers' care. When she comes back, she finds that her cat has been badly neglected, underfed, underwatered, and is covered is excrement. This discovery sends OP into a rage and she starts plotting her revenge!</p>
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r/Talesfromthefrontdesk I'm Trapped in an Eleva...
<p>r/Pettyrevenge OP is having a very, very bad day. In fact, this has to be one of the worst days on the job in history. Listen to OP's epic, scary, and funny story about the huge list of problems that she experienced during her shift as a hotel receptionist. The story culminates in her being trapped on an elevator with a potentially violent man who had just attacked one of the hotel's maids. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!</p>
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r/Pettyrevenge Park Like a Jerk? I'll Block You...
<p>r/Pettyrevenge Here's a general word of advice to you. If you drive your car to car repair shop, don't steal a parking space from an exhausted auto mechanic. Is it really a good idea to piss off a car expert, and then leave your car in the hands of a person who knows exactly how to mess up a car? Well, an entitled idiot tries exactly that when he steals OP's parking spot. OP gets revenge in a rather petty but satisfying way!</p>