rSlash

I read Reddit stories with emotion and with funny voices. My most popular subreddits are r/Prorevenge, r/Entitledparents, and r/Choosingbeggars Subscribe to unlock bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/rslash/subscribe

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1401
r/Entitledparents Karen Called the Cops on Me.....
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP's neighbors run a car restoration shop out of their garage. The neighborhood Karen and her spoiled son decide that they want to buy the garage property so they can build a house. When the car mechanics refuse to sell their garage, Karen and her son become enraged! They call the cops on OP and claim that he is doing illegal crimes without any evidence. Unbeknownst to Karen, the mechanics had installed security cameras, which reveals that Karen was lying to the cops, so SHE got in trouble.</p>
16 min
1402
r/AmITheA**hole for Recording My Roommate "Doin...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP suspects that something fishy is going on in his bedroom while he's out. He decides to set up a hidden camera in his bedroom. He's shocked to discover that his roommate is passionately hugging girls in his bedroom while he's out. He confronts his roommate with the evidence, and his roommate calls OP a giant butthole for secretly recording him passionately hugging. Is OP the butthole in this situation?</p>
16 min
1403
r/Prorevenge Scam Me? I'll Steal Your $1,000,00...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP has a manipulative cousin who is doing everything he can to get his rich grandfather's inheritance. The cousin tricks OP and the grandfather and gets OP kicked out of the house. OP gets revenge by setting a trap that he knows the cousin is too greedy to possibly resist. The cousin gets caught red-handed stealing jewelry from his grandparents, which invalidates his claim to his (possible) $1,000,000 inheritance!</p> <p>Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash</p>
15 min
1404
r/TIFU By Accidentally Becoming a Ghost! 👻
<p>r/TIFU In today's episode, OP recalls a story from his teenage years when he was hanging out in the woods with his buddies during Halloween. OP and his friends becomes spooked when two people approach their campsite, so they run to hide in the woods. OP eventually decides to scare off the newcomers, which results in an absurd series of events that ends with the entire town believing that the forest is haunted by ghosts!</p> <p>Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash</p>
18 min
1405
r/AmITheA**hole for Refusing to Be My Dad's Wife?
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a young teenage girl living with her widower father after her mother passed away. Her father keep making OP do all of the chores that the mother used to do. Meanwhile, the father doesn't make OP's brother do any extra chores at all. OP starts to feel like she's becoming her dad's replacement wife, so she finally takes a stand and shuts her father down. He gets upset at her, leaving OP to wonder if she's the butthole in this situation. What do you think?</p> <p>Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash</p>
20 min
1406
r/AmITheA**hole for Getting My Kid's Teacher Fi...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a young daughter who is diabetic, so she needs to eat snacks at regular intervals to keep her blood sugar levels up. One of her teacher banned snacks in the class room, despite the fact that this violates federal law. OP warned the teacher about the snack policy, but when the teacher refused to comply OP has to escalate by reporting her to the principal. The teacher got fired as a result, leaving OP to wonder if she took it too far. Is OP the butthole here?</p> <p>Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash</p>
19 min
1407
r/Maliciouscompliance Karen Ignored Zoo Signs a...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's video, an entitled Karen thought that zoo signs don't apply to her. So when Karen ignored a warning sign that said "Sit behind the yellow line," the zookeepers saw an opportunity for malicious compliance! Karen, I hope you brought your raincoat, because you just entered the SPLASH ZONE! A zookeeper tells a command to the lion, who turns around and gives Karen a full body spray!</p> <p>Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash</p>
16 min
1408
r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Full-Time Employee - ...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars Are you looking for a job? Well boy do I have the perfect job for you! If you're college educated, you have the amazing opportunity to watch FOUR young boys for the incredible rate of $1 per hour! You'll have to pay for your own meals and transportation, of course. That's only fair! LOL, good luck lady. If anybody is willing to watch your kids for $1/hour, they're definitely not the type of person you'd want hanging out with your kids.</p> <p>Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash</p>
13 min
1409
r/Entitledparents Karen Claims She Owns My Kids!
<p>r/Entitledparents OP has the mother-in-law from hell! OP has children, and her mother-in-law seems to think that just because she's a grandparent, she has the right to come and take the kids whenever she wants, even if OP disagrees. OP turns down her MIL's request to take the kids, so her MIL flips out and begins a day-long harassment campaign. She shows up unannounced, camps out in the parking lot outside of OP's house to spy on her, and harasses OP and her husband. She even threatened legal action! Imagine being so entitled that you think you're entitled to another person's children!</p> <p>Get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/rslash</p>
17 min
1410
r/Prorevenge Speed on My Street? I'll Make You ...
<p>r/Prorevenge OP is a peaceful homeowner who has a couple of young kids who like to play on the street. Some jerk in a truck keeps speeding down OP's street, risking the lives of both him and his children. He tries to get the guy to slow down, which just makes him speed even more. So, OP decides to set up a clever little trap by filling orange cones with cement and rebar. When the driver tried to run over the cones, he was in for a big surprise!</p> <p>Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas.</p>
15 min
1411
r/Pettyrevenge I Embarrassed My Lying Boss in F...
<p>r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP's boss gets Covid conveniently right before a giant deadline at work. The boss leaves OP and all of his coworkers hanging for months. Later, OP notices his boss in the trailer for an upcoming reality TV show. He quickly looks up when the episode filmed and discovers that his boss lied about being sick so that he could go on the reality TV show. OP concocts an elaborate plan to reveal his lie to the entire company!</p> <p>Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas.</p>
14 min
1412
r/F-youkaren Karen Fights Giant T-Rex
<p>r/F-youkaren Do Karens hate everything? I mean, who hates T-Rexes? I thought it was a universal law that everybody had to love T-Rexes. They may be the coolest animal to have ever existed. Well, this Karen decides that a giant T-Rex statue in a McDonalds parking lot is an affront to her sensibilities and it must be removed at any cost. What do you think? Should the T-Rex stay up, or should we feed the Karen to the T-Rex is some sort of ritualistic sacrifice?</p> <p>Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas.</p>
19 min
1413
r/Maliciouscompliance They Made Me Wear a Bra, ...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a woman who endured a double-mastectomy's. She's also an avid swimmer who swims at the local swimming pool. The pool manager go on OP's case because she wasn't wearing a tank top without a bra while swimming. OP carefully read through their policy and discovered that the rules don't explicitly state WHERE the bra has to be worn, so she wore it on her head. They quickly changed the policy after that!</p> <p>Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas.</p>
12 min
1414
r/Rpghorrorstories A N*ked Catgirl Destroyed My...
<p>r/Rpghorrorstories In today's episode, OP is a charming and attractive fella who decides to start a D&amp;D game with a couple of friends. These friends also know that OP is in a relationship with his girlfriend. That doesn't stop the two girls in his D&amp;D group from coming up with a plan to tempt OP into cheating on his girlfriend. One of the players sneaks off into OP's room and presents herself to him in full catgirl attire, and then gets upset when OP kicks her out of the apartment.</p>
18 min
1415
r/Entitledparents A KAREN ACTUALLY SPANKED ME!
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is a teenage girl who was sick at home. She was resting in her bed while family friends were visiting. An entitled brat walks into her room, so of course she kicks him out -- she's sick, after all! A furious entitled mom bursts into OP's room and then actually tries to spank OP. This wasn't OP's mom who spanked her -- the entitled mom was a guest in their house, and she thought it was a good idea to spank the homeowner's kid!</p> <p>Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas.</p>
13 min
1416
r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Wants to Race Me....
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has a boss who's OBSESSED with racing. The boss forces all of his employees to attend a go kart racing company event so that he can beat all of his employees in the race and feel good about himself. The boss forces OP to go... but the boss isn't aware that OP is a competitive go kart racer. OP absolutely destroys his boss in the race, embarrassing him in front of the whole company!</p> <p>Download the GetUpside app and use Code "Slash" to get up to 50¢ off per gallon on your next tank of gas.</p>
13 min
1417
r/Choosingbeggars "BUY MY KIDS CHRISTMAS PRESEN...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars It's November, so you know what that means! It's time for entitled Karens to demand that strangers buy Christmas presents for their kids! What? You don't want to buy presents for kids you've never met? What's wrong with you! Are you some kind of monster?! You're going to RUIN THEIR CHRISTMAS! The choosing beggar in today's video asks Facebook to supply free toys for her kids, and she actually gets upset when people try to help her.</p>
16 min
1418
r/Askreddit What Made You Walk Out of a Job Int...
<p>r/Askreddit Have you ever had a terrible job interview? Your experience probably doesn't come close to these AWFUL interview stories. We've got a story from one guy who was literally locked inside the building and couldn't escape. The interviewers called him to scold him for not showing up on time, and he had to beg them to let him out. Another person showed up for an interview at a school, and the teacher at the school were wearing blackface 😲</p>
17 min
1419
r/Prorevenge I Tricked My Boss into Giving Me $...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works for a toxic boss at a hair salon. She knows that her boss is screwing over her workers to make more money, so she decides to play a dirty trick on her manipulative boss. She tells a clever lie to the local gossip, so of course the rumor makes its way to the boss's ear. The rumor tricks the boss into giving OP a huge raise, resulting in an extra $40,000! The boss was too stupid to realize that she was being played into giving OP extra money for nothing!</p>
17 min
1420
r/TIFU I Accidentally Married My Step-Brother
<p>r/TIFU In today's story, OP is a young woman who happily married the man of her dreams. During their wedding, OP introduced her single dad to her new husband's single mom. The parents immediately hit it off and started dating. Eventually, they got married too! This means that OP accidentally got married to her own step-brother. Oops!</p>
16 min
1421
r/AmITheA**hole For Kicking All the Women Out o...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole For some reason, all of the women in OP's family are incredibly toxic. They prank, harass, and tease other women who join the family. So when OP decides to marry the love of his life, his family members decide to "prank" OP's fiancé by them all showing up to the wedding wearing white. OP kicks them out -- every single one of them. They get upset at OP and his fiancé because they can't handle a "simple prank." Is OP the butthole in this situation?</p>
16 min
1422
r/Maliciouscompliance "Sue Me!" "Sure." "NO WAIT!"
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance If this subreddit has taught me anything, it's that you should be extremely careful when you say, "So sue me." A real estate company learns that lesson the hard way when they refuse to remove OP from a no-renters list, which makes it extremely difficult for OP to find housing. They tell OP "so sue me," so that's exactly what OP does! The judge blasts the real estate company's lawyers for their incompetence and order them to comply with OP's request immediately.</p>
12 min
1423
r/AmITheA**hole For Abandoning My Kids to Go Pa...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole I genuinely can't believe the woman in today's story. She has 3 kids: a 17-year-old girl, another daughter is recovering from surgery, and her youngest is a special needs child. OP wants to go off TO ANOTHER STATE to party with her sisters, leaving her 17-year-old in charge of her younger siblings. The 17-year-old is upset because this means that she will miss out on a school dance. OP basically says, "Sorry sweetie, but mommy's party time is more important than your party time." Is OP the butthole?</p>
19 min
1424
r/Maliciouscompliance How I Completely Destroye...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP resists joining his neighborhood HOA. The HOA eventually tricks OP into joining under false pretenses, and then starts billing OP for a huge amount of money. However, the HOA screwed up OP's contract, which left him with all of the power. He went to his lawyer and discovered that he absolutely had the HOA by the balls. They had to do whatever he said, and there was nothing they could do to stop him. He embarrassed the HOA so badly the the HOA president moved out of the country LOL!</p>
17 min
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r/Choosingbeggars "Why Won't You Give Me $90,00...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a choosing beggar wants a door company to hand over $90,000 in free product for "exposure." Yes, you read that correctly: $90,000 in free product. She thinks that installing the doors on her horse barn will help the company make money by exposing the product to other people. She also tried to argue that the doors should only be worth $10,000, so she should get an $80,000 discount. Lady, WTF???</p>
13 min