<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP discovers that his grandfather may have cheated on his grandmother, resulting in a half-brother. After the grandfather dies and leaves OP a considerable estate, the half-brother shows up and asks for a DNA test because he wants to know who his father really is. OP refuses because he doesn't want to share his inheritance with this total stranger. Does that make him the butthole?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance Here's a general tip for you: if you plan on firing an employee, make sure that your entire business doesn't depend on that employee to function. That's exactly what happened to OP in today's story! OP is the only person who manages a massive warehouse of tires. So when his idiot manager fires him, they suddenly don't have a clue where anything is and their business struggles without him. A few months later, they beg OP to come back!</p>

<p>r/Askreddit In today's Askreddit thread, users share their dark family secrets. One user tells us about his grandma, who was a notorious bootlegger back during prohibition. She would help illegally transport bottles of alcohol in her vehicle. When she got caught, the state demanded that she confess to her crimes. She refused, so the state gave her a lifetime driving ban. Crazy, right?</p>

<p>r/Relationships_Advice OP has a BFF from her childhood who's always been a little... off. Her friend is vindictive, mean, and always has to be right. Their relationship eventually sours when OP experiences a personal tragedy and snaps at her friend. Instead of forgiving OP, the friend goes on the warpath and starts trying to destroy OP's life! She contacts her boss, tries to turn their mutual friends against OP, and even sends nudes to OP's boyfriend. Is there anything OP can do to escape this toxic situation?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP does IT work for a dentist office, and for some stupid reason the office is paying for a bunch of email licenses that are a complete waste of money. OP and his team disables the licenses to save the client money, but the client decides that OP screwed everything up and demands that ALL emails get a premium license. OP warns that this will cost them literally thousands of dollars a month, but the idiot doesn't listen so this malicious compliance will cost him!</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars Hey kids, wanna earn some money for your hard work? Well TOO BAD! According to this choosing beggar, all teenagers should have to work for free as some sort of modern day child slave. Yep! This terrible boss actually made an angry rant on Facebook about how he should be able to pay his teenage employees $0/hour while he pockets all the profit. It's almost hard to believe that somebody could actually be that delusional.</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, a Karen at an amusement park decides that OP and his family doesn't deserve to cut lines at the rides, despite the fact that they have a special pass that allows them to do exactly that. She confronts OP's family and yells horrible slurs at OP's children, and even kicks OP's service animal! Luckily, park security shows up and calls the cops. Karen gets dragged off in cuffs and OP has to cut their family vacation short to go to the vet to care for their dog.</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP has an incredibly obnoxious neighbor who holds loud parties until 4 am almost every night, despite the fact that OP has a newborn in the house. OP asks the neighbor to keep it down, but of course that never works. So, OP decides to get some prorevenge against his douchebag neighbor by taking a closer look at his neighbor's illegal activities. OP figures out that his neighbor is commuting a serious federal crime, so he reports it to the authorities and then sits back to enjoy the fireworks!</p>

<p>r/Relationships_Advice OP makes a shocking discovery when he finds out that his father is cheating on his mother. To make matters worse, his father is dating a girl who's young enough to be his daughter! In fact, the girl went to OP's high school and was one grade below him. It turns out that his father was cheating on his mother while the mom was caring for a sibling who had a life-threatening illness. OP doesn't know how to feel because the father doesn't even act guilty about it. What should he do?</p>

<p>r/Pettyrevenge OP has a new roommate who is constantly stealing his food and snacks. He tries to confront his roommate about it, but nothing ever works. So, he decides to enact some petty revenge by storing dog treats that look like cookies in the kitchen. When the roommate eats all of the dog treats and later complains about them, OP reveals his little trick: they were dog treats! The roommate stopped stealing food after that revelation.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP is a student who uses a wheelchair. She's had the same wheelchair for about four years, so it's starting to look a little rough. OP has a teacher who absolutely hates OP's wheelchair, and one day in class the teacher criticizes OP for having an ugly wheelchair and demands that she upgrade to a nicer one. Somehow, the teacher managed to be both ableist and classist in a single sentence. OP stood up to the teacher and pointed out that it's none of her business, but another student pointed out that OP is the butthole for that. What do you think?</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's girlfriend has a pregnant sister, who moves in with them after her boyfriend kicked them out. For some reason, the pregnant sister starts to immediately have an issue with OP's cat. She's constantly criticizing the cat, and she even intentionally takes the cat out into the middle of nowhere and leaves it there. Luckily, OP is able to find the cat, and he promptly kicks the pregnant sister out of his house. Now everyone is calling OP the butthole in this situation. What do you think?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance A particularly picky and stupid Karen hires OP to bake a cake for a young girl's birthday party. The Karen gives OP overly specific and detailed instructions that are just plain wrong. OP tries to warn Karen that the cake won't turn out the right way, but the Karen just refuses to listen. So what does the Karen do when OP delivers bad cake that perfectly fits Karen's request? She spends the kid's entire birthday party whining about it, because that's what every kid wants to hear on their birthday!</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP gets selected for jury duty, so he tells his controlling boss that he'll have to miss work for a few days. His toxic boss does NOT like this, so he instructs OP to do whatever he can to get our of jury duty. Later in court, OP tells the judge that he might get fired if he has to go through with jury duty, so the judge has sheriff deputies drag OP's boss to the court room so the judge can threaten him with jail time!</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars This choosing beggar is so angry at OP! OP works as an insurance adjuster, and he's working on a claim where a young driver clearly broke the law and was responsible for a 3-car crash. Despite the kid obviously being at fault, his parents call up OP and scream at him because they expect him to pay for the damage to his car. OP tries to explain that their kid is clearly the one at fault, but they just won't listen. They even ask him how they're supposed to commit insurance fraud when he's being so uncooperative!</p>

<p>r/Tifu Who knew that it's possible to just steal a penguin? Well, it turns out that it's easier than you might think. So easy, in fact, that a kid manages to get his hands on a baby penguin in a field trip, stuff the poor little guy into his backpack, and then sneak back onto the school bus. The other students told on the kid to a teacher, and the teacher didn't believe them! It wasn't until they actually showed the teacher that the kid stole a real life penguin that the teacher had to turn the school bus around so they could return the confused animal!</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents Have you ever heard that you shouldn't eat anything before surgery? That's because the anesthesia can cause you to throw up while you're unconscious, and you could choke to death on your own vomit. Yet for some reason, this entitled parent thinks that she knows more than an actual doctor and tries to trick the hospital by sneaking her kid some food before surgery. When the hospital finds out, they can cancel the surgery and of course the entitled mother flips out. Lady, they're trying to save your kid's life!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP works as a waiter, and he comes across a rather unusual customer. This pregnant lady has a craving for garlic bread; however, she says that the smell of garlic makes her nauseous, so she wants garlic-free garlic bread. OP asks... "Do you mean regular bread?" The lady screams at OP and insists that she wants garlic bread, but without the garlic. But, lady, garlic bread is just regular bread with garlic butter! After much arguing, OP just decides to bring out normal bread with garlic butter on the side, and the woman happily gobbles up all of it. What?</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is a student studying archaeology down in Australia. She's tasked with performing a dig at an ancient burial site, and she gets two absolute doofuses as her dig partners. On the very first night of the dig, her two partners spend hours digging where they're not supposed to dig and then make a joke out of everything. Well, this must have gotten them cursed, because pretty soon their lives were completely ruined!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP is stuck in a real pickle... kind of like how girls get stuck in the washing machine, if you know what I mean. OP's mother secretly marries her fiancé's father, which means that her fiancé has suddenly become her step-brother! OP's mother is now telling OP that she can't marry her fiancé because they're step-siblings, and that would be wrong. OP wants to go along with it anyway, because their parents violated their trust by getting married in secret and sabotaging their wedding. Is OP the butthole for wanting to marry her step-bro, or are their parents the buttholes?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, we have one of the craziest stories I've ever read. An out of touch multi-millionaire boss has one of his employees invest some of his cash into the stock market. When OP grows the investment, his boss demands that OP also hand over his portion of the profits. OP begrudgingly agrees, but he doesn't tell his boss that there's still some leftover cash in the stock market. The boss either forgets about that cash or never realized it was there in the first place, leaving OP to walk away with a cool $2,000,000.</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance Get ready for your daily dose of malicious compliance! We've got a Karen who gets a dose of reality when she tries to buy a starfish that she would undoubtedly fail to care for, a tough biker guy who gets the sweetest drink imaginable, and a disgruntled worker who swindles thousands of dollars out of his employer due to their stupid policy. If you like this content, subscribe fore more daily Reddit videos!</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we've got a parent looking for a nanny to hire. Wait, did I say "hire?" What I really &nbsp;mean is "enslave!" This choosing beggar expects her nanny to work for free, yet somehow she thinks that this will be a tempting offer because the nanny will get to live in her house. The funny thing is that the choosing beggar still expects her nanny to pay for food and gas, but how on earth is she supposed to buy those things when she's working full-time at a job that pays $0?</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents OP is sound asleep in her bed when she wakes up to movement in her room. She opens her eyes and sees a strange man standing at the foot of her bed, so of course she screams in horror! Her roommate rushes in to help and immediately calls the cops. It turns out that the guy was another tenant who was under the influence and accidentally went into the wrong room. When the guy's parents show up, they scold OP for calling the cops and say that she should have let their son break into her room!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works as a delivery driver and gets a significant amount of his income from tips. Unfortunately, his toxic boss has a policy where drivers have to share tips with the company, which is extremely illegal. OP patiently waits and collects as much evidence as he can before eventually handing over all the evidence to the IRS. The IRS gleefully audits the boss's company, and in the end OP gets a huge payout!</p>