<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP worked as a lifeguard in a small town. For some reason, OP's supervisor absolutely hated OP and tried to sabotage his job at every opportunity. She even broke into OP's house and then filed a complaint that OP was asleep in his own house naked! OP plays the long game and retaliates by systematically destroying the girl's job, family, education, and career!</p>

<p>r/Askreddit What is that one embarrassing moment that keeps coming back to haunt you? We've all got a story like that. I even have an embarrassing story of my own from high school when I suddenly became a weirdo in the presence of a girl. These stories are hilarious, strange, and downright cringeworthy. If you've got an embarrassing story of your own, share it down in the comments!</p>

<p>r/Murderedbywords Are you ready for morons on the Internet getting absolutely massacred by words? We've got angry employees quitting in spectacular fashion, gold diggers getting embarrassed, and some idiot who tries to lecture an literal gold medal winner about how to play their sport. Call an ambulance, because there's been a murder!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP was run over by a hit-and-run when he was a teenager. This incident completely ruined his life because it slammed his poor family with medical bills and it destroyed his athletic scholarship. Later in life, he's chatting with his friend's girlfriend, and she brags about getting away with a hit-and-run against a teenager when she was younger. OP puts the pieces together and realizes that this is the woman who ran him over when he was a teenager!</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP helps out the old lady next door by clearing snow off her driveway, mowing her lawn, etc. He doesn't even ask the old lady for compensation -- he just does it because it's the neighborly thing to do. Well, when the mean old lady complains about OP driving over her property, OP happily stops doing free yard work for her. If you don't want OP on your property, then OP will stop going on your property! Be careful what you wish for!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a Latina woman who has fallen in love with a white guy of Irish descent. As a result, OP's fiancé doesn't grow much facial hair. This is a point of constant criticism from OP's mother, who thinks that only real men can grow a full beard. Things eventually blow up when OP's mom buys the fiancé a shaving set as a way to mock his lack of masculinity. OP flips out and bans her mother from the wedding. Does that make her the butthole?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP gets stuck with an incredibly lazy, toxic professor who refuses to actually teach the subject matter to his students. To make matters worse, he's one of those professors who intentionally fails a certain number of students every semester. OP gets tired of dealing with his professor's attitude, so he orchestrates a secret meeting with his fellow students where they ALL agree to file official complaints against the professor. This causes the dean to personally get involved!</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars Fellas, have I got a girl for you! She's unemployed, lazy, entitled, and wants to drain you of every dollar you own! The woman in this dating profile genuinely expects to date a man who has a car, a job, and a solid 6-figure job, even though she brings absolutely nothing to the relationship. And to top thing's off, she has a kid and a baby-daddy.</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents OP works at a doctor's office where she provides skin care services to clients. One woman comes in and immediately starts grilling OP about her personal life. Eventually, the Karen hits OP with the big question: "Can I have your eggs?" The Karen wants OP to give her eggs (as in, her ovary eggs) to some complete and total stranger. When OP shuts it down, the woman flips out and says that OP isn't being Christian.</p>

<p>r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP's job is to block of sections of the road for construction -- you know, setting up signs and traffic cones. A group of entitled teenagers start giving OP a hard time by throwing away all of her traffic cones. So, OP happily gets some petty revenge by spraying the traffic cones with a healthy coating of pepper spray. The next time the teenagers threw away the cones, they got the spray on their hands, and then they started eating snacks...</p>

<p>r/TIFU In today's episode, OP is watching Tiktoks with his wife. A content creator makes a joke about shaving "down there" and OP's wife innocently asks him, "Would you shave me down there?" OP acts disgusted and then says something that he would definitely come to regret later. Clearly, he should have just gone to grab some shaving cream 😂</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works at Subway for an incredibly toxic, penny-pinching boss who breaks the law to save a few bucks. Unsurprisingly, the manager also tries to screw over OP by paying him less. OP isn't having any of that, so gets some prorevenge by reporting his boss's crimes to the local authorities. Say goodbye to your business, boss!</p>

<p>r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, OP is a young man who parked in a paid lot to visit the bank. A Karen sees him and literally throws her keys at his skull and demands that he park her car for her. OP tries to explain that he doesn't work at this parking lot, but she refuses to listen to him. So, he grabs her keys, throws them in his half-finished milkshake, and then throws the milkshake in a restaurant dumpster! Enjoy dumpster diving for your keys, Karen!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is an absolute moron who doesn't seem to understand that maybe its a bad idea to give alcohol to another family's 3-year-old child! Giving alcohol to a child is bad enough -- you know, because it's illegal and unethical. But giving alcohol to someone else's kid is even worse! How stupid do you have to be to feed alcohol to a literal three-year-old, and then post on the Internet like, "Did I do something wrong? 🤔"</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP was married to a man who tragically passed away. They had frozen his sperm so that they could have a baby. However, OP lost all interest in having a baby once her husband passed away. The parents of OP's dead husband demand to have their son's frozen specimen so that they could hire a surrogate and have a grandchild. OP refuses, which leads to conflict in the family. Is OP the butthole in this situation?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a woman working at a car repair shop. A customer comes in and becomes enraged that the shop would have a female work on a car. GASP! But working on cars is a guy's job! The customer refuses to allow OP to work on his car, which means he has to wait... and wait... and wait for a male employee who can deal with his car. Be careful what you wish for, you dumb jerk!</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance A hotshot manager thinks that he's the most important person in the factory. So when the manager catches OP thinking about a problem instead of working, the manager yells at him, "I DON'T PAY YOU THINK!" No problem, boss! OP stops problem-solving and starts doing grunt work. Well, it turns out that OP is the most experienced worker in the factory and everybody relies on him to fix machines when they break down. When OP refuses to do his work because his manager specifically told him not to, the manager suddenly ends up in a world of trouble!</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have a literal choosing beggar! This guy claims to be completely broke and he needs strangers to buy him food so he can survive the week. Instead of asking for basic necessities, this guy demands steaks, chocolate, and other luxury foods! When people on Facebook call him out for being greedy, he doubles down and says that he deserves to eat like a king no matter how broke he is. Give me a break!</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is sailing on his boat with his kids. An absolute insane Karen docks next to OP, and hilarious hijinks ensue. To start off, the Karen thinks that every single boat in the marina is a rented boat, and that she can just take any boat she wants. OP is shocked when Karen demands to have his boat because she assumes that she can just rent it. OP refuses, and when he tries to leave Karen literally grabs his boat to stop it from leaving, and then falls into the ocean!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP has an incredibly toxic boyfriend. The boyfriend cheats on OP and regularly insults his partner, which completely destroys OP's self esteem. Eventually, one of the boyfriend's cheating partners contacts OP through Facebook, and together they come up with a plot to get revenge against the boyfriend and utterly destroy his relationship with his foamily. OP does a simple phone trick to deceive the boyfriend into insulting his own mother.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP and her husband have fertility issues, so they hire a surrogate to carry their baby for them. As the birth of their child gets closer, the surrogate starts acting strangely possessive of OP's husband. She keeps cutting OP out of conversations with the husband, and she demands access to the husband's credit cards. OP is starting to worry that the surrogate is trying to steal her husband!</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP works at a doctor's office and she needs to deliver a certain document to a customer. The customer listed his mistress as one of his contacts, so... OP called his mistress. The mistress comes and picks up the records. Later, the customer's wife calls OP asking when she can pick up the records. Uh oh... OP has no choice but to tell the woman that the mistress already came to pick up the records.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP's wife is about nine months pregnant and is ready to give birth at any moment. OP has been understandably stressed about it, so he decides to go hang out with his friends for an evening. One of his friends is salty because OP missed his birthday party, so he decides to prank OP by hiding is cell phone for the night. Unfortunately, this happened to be the exact day that OP's wife gave birth, so he didn't catch the phone call and missed the birth of his son.</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works at a bike shop that is heavily staffed by women. An incredibly sexist man comes in to buy a bicycle, and he snubs OP because he wants a male employee. OP happily gets him a different employee -- another woman. This upsets the customer even more, so he asks to speak to the manager. Would you like to guess the gender of the manager? Yep -- a woman! The sexist customer was completely embarrassed in front of the whole store.</p>

<p>r/Askreddit We've all had some pretty bad dates before, but these dates are the absolute worst of the worst. In one story, OP goes on a date with a guy and his angry wife shows up! In another story, OP's date sneaks off into the bathroom and overdoses on drugs. WTF! Do you have any terrible date stories of your own? Let me know down in the comments!</p>