rSlash

I read Reddit stories with emotion and with funny voices. My most popular subreddits are r/Prorevenge, r/Entitledparents, and r/Choosingbeggars Subscribe to unlock bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/rslash/subscribe

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r/Choosingbeggars 41-Year-Old Man Sues His Momm...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars This story is pretty nuts. A 41-year-old lawyer decides that he's tired of working, so he actually sues his rich parents for money. Basically, he wants them to pay him a weekly allowance so that he doesn't have to go into work anymore. I should also mention that the dude already lives in a $1,000,000 house that his parents bought for him. Not only did he lose the case, but now he's pretty much guaranteed to be written out of inheritance. How stupid can you be?</p>
16 min
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r/Entitledparents My Mom Stole My "Make-a-Wish"...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is a young child with brain damage. The doctors thought that OP was going to pass away, so he got a wish with the Make-A-Wish foundation. OP's mom basically said that since OP is dying anyway, he should just give his wish to his sister so that she could go to Disney World. OP's family even harassed and criticized OP, saying that they hate him for being selfish. Can you imagine trying to manipulate a literal dying child?</p>
17 min
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r/Prorevenge Annoy Me? I'll Get You Thrown in P...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is constantly running into a douchebag who had an affair with his ex-girlfriend. The dude feels some sort of obligation to rub it into OP's face at every opportunity. Eventually, the guy goes too far and harasses OP at his favorite bar. The bartender has OP's back and tips off the police that the guy is about to drunk drive. The cops catch him on a three-strike policy and he gets tossed in jail!</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>
18 min
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r/Pettyrevenge My Boss Stiffed Me $150, So I Ma...
<p>r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP leaves a job and doesn't get his final paycheck. He contacts his old boss to let her know that he hasn't been paid yet, but she just blows him off. OP isn't the type of person to accept defeat, so he gets a judge involved! The judge hears the case and quickly rules in OP's favor. The boss originally owed OP $150, but she ends up paying him $3,000!</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>
17 min
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r/Entitledparents "LET MY SON ASSAULT YOU!"
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, an entitled boy at school targets OP's younger sister. Luckily, OP was in the right spot at the right time to intervene before something terrible could happen. OP's younger sister recorded the incident on her phone, which put the boy in hot water with the school. Naturally, the boy's mother showed up and threw a fit that her son was being rightfully punished. She said that the girl probably deserved it and other absolutely awful statements.</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>
16 min
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r/TIFU By Accidentally Giving My Mom a V*brator
<p>r/TIFU In today's story, OP is shopping for Christmas presents for her mom. She decides to buy her mom a nice "back massager." An Amazon package arrives, and OP wraps it up without thinking twice about it. Later, when OP's mom opens the present, OP learns that the manufacturer sent the wrong item! It's definitely a SOMETHING massager, but not a back massager!</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>
21 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Make $10,000/Month By O...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP lives with her narcissistic parents, who try to control her every move. They attempt to punish OP by forcing her to stay in her room. OP happily complies and spends that time working on artwork, which becomes incredibly popular on Patreon. Her Patreon grows and grows, and eventually she starts making $10,000/month! Once her parents learn that she's rolling in cash, they suddenly start singing a different tune with her.</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>
17 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Yelling at the Guy Who Save...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's girlfriend passed out while she was in the shower. Her roommate's boyfriend broke down the door so that the roommate could render aid. When OP finds out about this, he becomes ENRAGED at the idea that another guy might have seen his girlfriend naked. It doesn't matter that he was literally trying to save her life. OP is pissed off that he would dare to look at her naked skin. Is OP the butthole for yelling at the guy who saved his girlfriend?</p>
20 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Got My Boss Fired By Fo...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a skilled worker who is very good at her job. She uses her spare time to help out her coworkers, which boosts the team's productivity. Unfortunately, this makes her boss look bad, because he's the one who's supposed to be training everyone. He orders OP to stop helping the other employees, which tanks productivity and ultimately results in him getting fired. Be careful what you wish for, boss!</p>
16 min
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r/Choosingbeggars Dear Santa, Give Me $6,000 Fo...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars We just had Christmas, which means this subreddit is filled to the brim with stories of choosing beggars asking for insane handouts just because iTs ChRiStMaS! Think of all the innocent children whose Christmas has been RUINED because strangers on Facebook refuse to buy them a free PS5. How selfish! If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!</p>
18 min
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r/F-youkaren Evil Karen Wants to Ban All Dogs!
<p>r/F-youkaren In today's episode, an entitled Karen counts all the dogs who walk in front of her house and immediately decides that there are too many dogs in the world! How DARE people walk their dogs on the sidewalk?! Don't they know that dogs destroy concrete? Karen calls for all dogs to be banned so they can protect their precious concrete. WTF? Since when do dogs hurt concrete?</p>
16 min
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r/Antiwork WHY WON'T MY EMPLOYEES WORK FOR FREE???
<p>r/Antiwork "Honestly, employees are so unfair to their bosses. It's so rude to ask bosses for a paycheck in exchange for a hard day's work. In fact, I would say that employees are obsessed with getting paid! Why can't employees just work for free due to their love and passion for the job? Honestly, this whole generation of workers is selfish and greedy." -Modern Bosses</p>
17 min
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r/AmITheA**hole for Traumatizing My Boyfriend b...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a young woman whose boyfriend absolutely loves to go hiking. She agrees to go on a hiking trail with her boyfriend. He constantly forces her to drink water, so naturally she really feels the urge to go while she's on the trail. Eventually, she can't hold it anymore and has to go behind a bush. OP's boyfriend becomes FURIOUS with her for "ruining" his favorite hiking trail. Is OP the butthole in this situation?</p>
17 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance Big Boss Messes with IT G...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode OP works for a company that provides online sales services for another business. That other business hires on a big boss is going to take over the online sales technology. The big boss immediately gets into a huge dispute with OP's company. So when the big boss demands that OP's company hands over the code without making any changes, they happily comply! The code transfer was a massive train wreck, which resulted in the big boss getting canned. Oops!</p>
16 min
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r/AmITheA**hole for Telling My Girlfriend to St...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's girlfriend is from an incredibly wealthy family. She's used to growing up around "the help," and as a result she doesn't care too much about flashing some skin. In fact, she often wears literally nothing in front of workers such as repairmen and drivers. OP thinks that she's being disrespectful by imposing her body on people who don't have a choice, but she thinks that he's being a controlling prude. What do you think? &nbsp;0:00 Intro 0:08 GF is nearly naked around strangers 4:54 The towel 8:08 I ruined thanksgiving 11:31 Treat yourself 14:46 PS5</p>
17 min
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r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Nanny Who will Pay ME...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars Any girls out there looking for an apartment to rent? For the amazing price of $200, you can live in a run-down apartment where you will also have to work as the full-time caregiver for a senior citizen. Basically, you have to pay your employer for the honor of working! Yep -- this guy honestly expects a full-time, live-in nanny to PAY for the opportunity to work. Anybody interested?</p>
16 min
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r/Entitledparents "My Son Failed College, So Yo...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has a roommate who is really struggling in college. The guy kind of cut loose and spent all of his partying and drinking instead of studying. The inevitable happens, and the roommate fails out of school. When the roommate's parents show up, the father becomes enraged at OP because OP was a "bad influence" on his son, and demands that OP also drop out of school to be fair. OP refuses, because that's absolutely insane!</p>
15 min
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r/Prorevenge Hit on My Wife? I'll DESTROY Your ...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is deployed overseas in the military. A high-ranking officer tries to start an affair with OP's wife, but she refuses. OP escalates the issue to his superior, who forces the cheater to sign an apology letter to OP confessing that he tried to start an affair. OP then sits on the letter for YEARS as he waits for the cheater to retire. Then, he sends the confession letter to the guy's wife!</p>
21 min
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r/Talesfromtechsupport Don't Mess with the IT G...
<p>r/Talesfromtechsupport In today's episode, a low-ranking naval officer goes on an ego trip and decides that he deserves extra long hot showers. He goes on a rampage, stomping down to the ship's IT department where he starts screaming at the IT people to create more hot water. What he doesn't realize is that he's going on his little rampage in front of one of the highest ranking officers on the entire ship, so things do NOT go the way he expected to.</p>
18 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance "You Suck!" "I'm Literall...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works as an armorer in the US military. OP is good at his job... really, REALLY good at his job. He's so good at his job that the government did an audit and determined that he was the #1 best armorer in the entire US military. So when an egotistical officer tries to fire OP, he happily complies. The military base IMMEDIATELY grinds to a halt without OP managing the armory.</p>
14 min
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r/TIFU By Almost Murdering My Tinder Hook-Up
<p>r/TIFU In today's episode, OP is a feeling a little lonely, so he hops onto Tinder to find some company for the night. He finds a cute girl and invites her over. Just before she arrives, he snacks on some peanuts. The girl arrives and they start making out, and the girl starts coughing and choking. Turns out she is EXTREMELY allergic to peanuts, and now her throat is closing up. Luckily, OP was able to save her life before she almost died from his deadly kiss.</p>
20 min
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r/AmITheA**hole My Parents Threw Me Out, and No...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP grew up in a family of doctors, so of course his parents expected him to become a doctor as well. He chose a different career path, so his parents kicked him out and basically disowned him. Decades later, they reunite and the parents discover that OP has become a wealthy investment banker who's richer than anyone else in the family. The parents suddenly expect to move in with OP because he has the best house. Is he the butthole for refusing?</p>
15 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Gave My Sergeant EXACTL...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's job in the military is to guard the dorm room. He's expressly forbidden from letting anybody into the dorm room unless they have a key or a password. Well, a minor mix-up causes an angry sergeant to come storming down to the dorm, demanding to be let in. The sergeant orders OP to let him in, but OP maliciously complies and refuses, which of course just makes the sergeant angrier. Things quickly get tense, and the story has an amazing conclusion!</p>
16 min
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r/AmITheA**hole for Pranking the Neighborhood B...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP lives next to a spoiled little brat who keeps trying to prank him with ding dong ditch. OP sets up a camera to figure out who the culprit is, and then sets a trap. He patiently waits behind his front door with a bucket of water. The next time the neighborhood kid comes to prank OP again, OP just opens the door and douses the kid with a bucket of water! Of course, the kid goes and whines to his parents, who call OP the butthole for pranking their precious baby.</p>
18 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Attended a "Mandatory" ...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's toxic boss decrees that ALL employees must attend a very important meeting no matter what! OP warns her boss that she will be out of office on that day, but the boss basically says "tough luck" and forces OP to show up to the Zoom meeting. So, that's exactly what OP does! She shows up from the hospital bed and utterly embarrasses her boss!</p>
17 min