<p>r/TIFU In today's episode, OP works as a waiter at a restaurant. One of the customers gets an attitude and starts smoking in the restaurant, despite frequent requests from management to cut it out. Eventually, OP gets pushed past his limit and he drags the belligerent customer out of the restaurant and throws him out onto the street, injuring him. OP quickly realizes that he massively overreacted and caused a bunch of drama in front of his boss. Oops!</p> <p>Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is an older woman who has an incredibly irresponsible son. The guy is a womanizer who would rather sleep with random women than raise a family. So when her son inevitably knocks up a woman and abandons his child, OP steps up to take care of her grandchild and help her daughter-in-law. Then, OP's son has the audacity to get upset at his mom for choosing his baby-mama over him, even though he's the one who already abandoned his family. Who do you think is the butthole here?</p> <p>Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a hearing-impaired student in a music class with a stuck-up teacher. The battery in OP's hearing aid dies, so he raises his hand to ask his teacher for permission to go get more batteries. The teacher shuts him down, which means OP can't hear a single thing going on for the entire class. Eventually, the teacher hits him with "ARE YOU LISTENING?" and OP can honestly respond, "Nope!"</p> <p>Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a tradition with his family where he gives them lottery tickets every Christmas. This year, his cousin's ticket was a winner and he won an whopping $50,000. As soon as OP's wife found out about this, she immediately told OP to ask for the winning ticket back, saying that they need $50,000 more than the cousin does. OP refuses, so she calls flips out and gives him the silent treatment as punishment. Is OP the butthole here?</p> <p>Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works with a toxic Karen who is terrible at her job. A new high-level director comes into the organization and immediately realizes that Karen is dead weight. Karen becomes enraged, and turns in her letter of resignation as a threat to try to get what she wants. However, the new boss HAPPILY accepts the resignation letter, and refuses to allow Karen to change her mind. You wanted to quit, Karen, so we're happy to see you go!</p> <p>Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have this bizarre, unhinged rant from a Karen. She goes on and on about how she wants to change the world by creating some sort of kid's book? Or kid's movie? Or kid's museum? It's not exactly clear because this lady is off her rocker. She expects OP to help her make a free movie/book/museum out of the goodness of his heart. OP tries to give her some constructive criticism, but this causes her to spiral even more.</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP works at an ice cream parlor where scoops ice cream. One little girl asks for bubblegum flavor ice cream. OP warns her Karen mother that their bubblegum ice cream has real chunks of bubblegum in them, so its a choking hazard for young children. The Karen ignores OP's advice, which of course leads to the little girl almost choking to death. OP saves her with the Heimlich, and Karen calls the cops on him! WTF lady?</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP was dating a boy for years until she found out that he was cheating on her! She started chatting with the other girl online, and the two bonded over trashing on their now ex-boyfriend. Pretty soon, they became bffs and started spending all of their time together. OP lost her boyfriend but gained a best friend! Now, the boyfriend has to endure constant ridicule from his two ex-lovers.</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP went on a date with a guy who has some... interesting beliefs. He told OP that girls get periods from their butts. OP was shocked and asked if he was joking, and he said no. He actually tried to argue with her that she was wrong and he was right -- that women get butt periods. OP laughed at him, which led to him storming off and then breaking up with her. LOL WHAT?</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/Askreddit Have you ever been cockblocked or beaver-dammed? This Reddit thread is filled with depressing, frustrating, and infuriating stories about the worst times that people have been SO CLOSE to the finish line, only to get shut down at the last moment. What about you? Do you have any stories to share about times when you *almost* sealed the deal, but got denied in the end? Share them in the comments!</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP goes to pick up his mom, who lives next to a total douchebag neighbor. The neighbor gets pissed off for no reason at OP, and tells OP to wait right there for a tow truck. So, OP does exactly that and waits right there. When the tow truck driver arrives, the driver assumes that OP is the caller and he tows the neighbors car instead! LOL!</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is separated (but not divorced) from her cheating husband who is living with his hot, young mistress. Her husband refuses to sign divorce papers because he's hoping that she will pay him alimony. This tension leads to a blow-up confrontation at OP's work, so OP calls her husband's boss and gets him fired! Now her cheating ex is boo-hooing about his own wife getting him fired. Is OP the butthole here?</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP recounts a tale where he almost fell victim to insurance fraud. He was sitting in his truck at an intersection, when the lady in front of him reversed her car into OP's truck. When OP get out to confront her, she was already on the cops screaming about a crazed man wielding a tire iron. Thinking fast, OP jumps back into his vehicle and turns the tables on the Karen by pretending to be unconscious and tricking both Karen and the cops!</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's boss constantly piles more and more work onto his desk. Then, his boss leaves the office so he can go play golf during work hours. OP eventually gets sick of doing his boss's job for him, so he complains and gets told to do his job. OK boss, sure thing! OP will do HIS OWN job, not YOUR job, which results in the boss getting in huge trouble with the company and eventually getting fired.</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars It's time for another episode of spoiled, out of touch people who don't understand the basic concept of spending money. We've got a guy who is demanding that women give him free breast milk. We've also got a company that is trying to pay people $10 per 4 hours of work, which comes out to $2.50/hour! What an incredible job opportunity! If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit stories!</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has to deal with an incredibly toxic family. His older brother is the golden child who can do no wrong in his parents' eyes. So when OP's older brother steals his car to go hang out with his friends, OP immediately calls the cops on his brother. OP's parents defend the brother and they even try to frame OP for his brother's crimes! This eventually leads to OP's entitled dad getting into a brawl, which gets him thrown in jail!</p>

<p>r/Antiwork In today's episode, OP has landed the perfect job! It's a straightforward data entry position. OP realizes that the job is insanely simple, so OP hires a freelance coder to write a piece of software that will automatically enter all the data. All OP has to do is click a single button, then sit around and watch TV all day while the program automatically does their job. OP literally gets paid to do nothing!</p>

<p>r/Relationships_Advice In today's episode, OP tells one of the most bizarre stories that I've ever encountered on Reddit. Her boyfriend has been cooking a lot of meals for her lately, and she's been getting really sick. One of their mutual friends approached OP at work and warned her that her boyfriend has been secretly blending up slugs and putting them in her food. He even killed her pet snail and fed it to her, and he kept a bucket of dead slugs under the sink. Disgusting!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP's sister is a real piece of work. When she was young, she got pregnant and dumped her child on OP to raise. OP has been dutifully raising her adopted niece for years. Then, OP's sister goes out and gets pregnant AGAIN! She once again plans on dumping her child on OP to raise so that she go right back to partying without any responsibilities. Except this time, OP doesn't want to be forced to adopt a second child. Is OP the butthole in this situation?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is trying to purchase a new phone from a retailer. He pre-purchases it online and shows up in store to pick it up, except that the clerk won't give him the phone. Instead, the guy tries to sell him the phone that he already paid for! When OP complains, the guy mocks OP and tells him to call customer support. So, that's exactly what he does and he gets the dude fired!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is the father of a teenage girl who has developed a mean streak. She constantly bullies and mocks OP's new wife, who is a breast cancer survivor. Things eventually take a turn for the worse when OP's daughter buys her stepmom a bra for Christmas... after she had a mastectomy due to breast cancer. OP is furious and punishes his daughter, which causes family members to call him the butthole. What do you think?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a waiter serving a group of rich, stuck-up Karens at a fancy restaurant. They're dining out on the patio, enjoying the ocean view. OP warns Karen and her party that it's about to rain soon, but of course they ignore them. Inevitably, the rain starts pouring down, but oh no! All the tables inside the restaurant have been filled! Guess you'll just have to eat out in the rain Karen!</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a bakery is looking for a professional photographer to help build a new website for their store. Are they willing to pay the photographer for his time, equipment, expertise, and editing skills? Hahaha, of course not! No, they want to pay with bagels. Yep, the photographer can take home all of the leftover bagels he wants as a form of payment. Hey, at least it's better than getting paid in exposure, right?</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is a young girl who is paralyzed from the neck down. She was in her wheelchair waiting at a doctor's office. An entitled parent has her hands full, so she puts her purse on OP's lap without getting permission. When OP calls the Karen out on her behavior, the Karen replies, "Aren't you glad that you can finally feel useful?" Wow, imagine being so entitled that you literally treat a disabled child like a coffee table.</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP recounts a story from his youth when his family was down on their luck and had to rent a place in a trailer park. The home they rented was repulsive. They had leaks, a cockroach infestation, mold, and the entire place was completely falling apart. Their landlord didn't care at all -- the only thing he card about was that they paid rent. So when one of their pipes starts to leak, OP's family doesn't bother reporting it! This leads to thousands of dollars of wasted water and hugely expensive repair costs that add up to $25,000!</p>