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r/AmITheA**hole My Daughter Mocked a Cancer Sur...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is the father of a teenage girl who has developed a mean streak. She constantly bullies and mocks OP's new wife, who is a breast cancer survivor. Things eventually take a turn for the worse when OP's daughter buys her stepmom a bra for Christmas... after she had a mastectomy due to breast cancer. OP is furious and punishes his daughter, which causes family members to call him the butthole. What do you think?</p>
16 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance Stupid Karen Ruins Her Ow...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a waiter serving a group of rich, stuck-up Karens at a fancy restaurant. They're dining out on the patio, enjoying the ocean view. OP warns Karen and her party that it's about to rain soon, but of course they ignore them. Inevitably, the rain starts pouring down, but oh no! All the tables inside the restaurant have been filled! Guess you'll just have to eat out in the rain Karen!</p>
16 min
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r/Choosingbeggars Seeking Employee. Will Pay in...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a bakery is looking for a professional photographer to help build a new website for their store. Are they willing to pay the photographer for his time, equipment, expertise, and editing skills? Hahaha, of course not! No, they want to pay with bagels. Yep, the photographer can take home all of the leftover bagels he wants as a form of payment. Hey, at least it's better than getting paid in exposure, right?</p>
15 min
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r/Entitledparents She Called a Paralyzed Child ...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is a young girl who is paralyzed from the neck down. She was in her wheelchair waiting at a doctor's office. An entitled parent has her hands full, so she puts her purse on OP's lap without getting permission. When OP calls the Karen out on her behavior, the Karen replies, "Aren't you glad that you can finally feel useful?" Wow, imagine being so entitled that you literally treat a disabled child like a coffee table.</p>
16 min
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r/Prorevenge I Got $25,000 Revenge on My Slumlord!
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP recounts a story from his youth when his family was down on their luck and had to rent a place in a trailer park. The home they rented was repulsive. They had leaks, a cockroach infestation, mold, and the entire place was completely falling apart. Their landlord didn't care at all -- the only thing he card about was that they paid rent. So when one of their pipes starts to leak, OP's family doesn't bother reporting it! This leads to thousands of dollars of wasted water and hugely expensive repair costs that add up to $25,000!</p>
15 min
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r/Niceguys vs r/Nicegirls I Promise I'm Not a C...
<p>r/Niceguys vs r/Nicegirls It's time for another epic showdown between the sexes! In this video, you get to decide which group is crazier: nigeguys or nicegirls. We've got cringey niceguys who think that women owe them love and affection, and we've got women who brazenly manipulate guys out of their money before ghosting them. If you ask me, each group is incredibly toxic in their own unique way.</p>
20 min
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r/AmITheA**hole for Calling the Cops on My Fiance?
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP and her fiance only have 1 car, which they share between them. OP's fiance asks to borrow OP's car so he can blow her off and hang out with his friends on New Years. She shuts him down because she needs to go to work nightshift that evening. Her fiance then secretly steals her car to go party with his friends, and when she calls him out on it, he basically says "Too bad! Just call into work sick." So, she calls the cops on him to get her car back. Is she the butthole here?</p>
20 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Got My Professor Fired ...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP gets assigned into a dreaded group project by his professor. Naturally, his teammate is a complete no-show, so OP has to do all of the work himself. OP tries to tell his professor that his teammate isn't helping, but the professor ignores him. So when the professor fails OP for not working as a team, OP takes up the issue with the dean and gets the professor fired!</p>
17 min
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r/AmITheA**hole My Husband Told Me to Wear a Di...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a mother who recently gave birth to her first child. While delivering her baby, she had a very common "accident" in the delivery room. OP's husband saw it happen and was utterly disgusted. He constantly mocks OP for her accident, and even joked in front of their family that she needs to wear a diaper. She blows up at him for publicly mocking her, so then he gets upset that she embarrassed him in front of family. Who's the butthole in this situation?</p>
16 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Ordered Me to Ser...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a server at a restaurant that has horrible managers. The most toxic manager brings OP onto the bakery team, where OP discovers that their strawberries have gone rotten. Instead of throwing the strawberries away, the boss orders OP to serve the mold-covered strawberries, so OP complies. Pretty soon, the entire restaurant is angry and upset at the managers for serving mold-covered food, which leads to the manager getting fired!</p>
15 min
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r/Choosingbeggars Cancel My Vacation? I'll Cost...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP's toxic manager tries to screw OP over by cancelling his very important family vacation. OP laughs at his boss and warns that he's going to take his vacation no matter what. The boss threatens OP to work, or else! This prompts OP to get some revenge on this boss by refusing to do extremely critical work that nobody else in the company can do, resulting in MASSIVE fines. Maybe next time they'll try treating their employees with more respect!</p>
16 min
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r/Entitledparents My Parents F**k in MY BED!
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has absolutely repulsive parents who use their love life as a way to control OP. They passionately hug in every room in the house, including OP's own bed 🤮. Now, OP feels disgusted in her own home, and she doesn't even have a place of her own where she can feel safe because she knows that her parents have done it there too.</p>
15 min
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r/Prorevenge My Boss Stiffed Me, So I Ruined Hi...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is a star earner at his business. His job is to find high-paying clients for the company. After he gets transferred to a new branch, OP discovers that his new boss is lazy, entitled, and a lying jerk. The boss constantly promises OP that he will give him raises and more help, but then never follows through. So, OP decides to enact some prorevenge and completely nukes the branch office, and making the boss look like the one responsible for the massive failure!</p>
17 min
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r/Askreddit What Made You NOT Want a Second Date?
<p>r/Askreddit In today's episode, we have stories from the men and women of Reddit who share why they did NOT choose to go on a second date. We've got stories about creepy men who try to control their dates, insane girls who send out some major red flags, and even stories of people who show up to the date drunk and/or high on hard drugs. Do you have any similar stories about terrible first dates?</p> <p>Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash</p>
16 min
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r/AmITheA**hole for Using a Glitter Bomb on my ...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's mother-in-law constantly tries to snoop on OP and her husband. She even sneaks into OP's bedroom to rummage through her private belongings. OP gets sick of the snooping and decides to set up a glitter trap! She places glitter above a door that her mother-in-law is banned from entering. Naturally, the mother-in-law can't resist snooping and triggers the glitter trap, covering her in glitter from head to toe. Good luck trying to argue that you weren't snooping when you're covered in glitter!</p> <p>Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash</p>
19 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Didn't Pay Me, so...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works for as a campaign manager for a local candidate. She is incredibly good at her job, so much so that the candidate's entire campaign depends on OP. The candidate does what all Karens do -- she pisses off the wrong person by firing OP and refusing to pay OP her last month's salary. OP gets her revenge by systematically destroying her campaign and exploiting Karen's own stupidity to get a copy of the contract forcing Karen to pay up.</p> <p>Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash</p>
17 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Causing a Mass Quitting?
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is sick and tired of working at his terrible job. 20% percent of the department has already quit, which of course means more work, but not more money. OP overhears his boss saying something awful to another employee, so he sends out a company-wide resignation email telling everyone what happened. This causes a mass quit because everyone is disgusted by the boss's actions. Now, the business is in jeopardy. Is OP the butthole for ruining his boss's business?</p> <p>Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash</p>
16 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Sister Keeps Acting S*...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's sister keeps walking around the house in just a tiny tanktop and a thong. OP is sick of constantly having to look at his sister's body, so he complains to their mom. The mom defends the sister, saying she can wear whatever she wants. Fine! Two can play at that game! OP (a guy) changes into a French maid outfit and hangs out in the family room. OP's sister and mom quickly realize the error of their ways and implement a new clothing policy around the house!</p> <p>Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash</p>
17 min
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r/Choosingbeggars "DRAW ME FOR FREE" "lol ok"
<p>r/Choosingbeggars I feel sorry for professional artists sometimes. Can you imagine how often people come to them asking for free work? The artist in today's episode is tired of being used by choosing beggars, so he decides to give them exactly what they ask for -- and what they pay for! Terrible art for terrible people. What's the worst they could do... ask for a refund?</p> <p>Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash</p>
17 min
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r/Entitledparents "I DEMAND YOU MOVE OUT OF YOU...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, an entitled dad allows his loud kids to play on his neighbors' property. When OP calls them out on their sucky behavior, the entitled dad flips out and demands that OP move out of their home and work someplace else. This guy actually has the audacity to argue that OP doesn't have a right to work in the privacy of his own home. What is wrong with some people? If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily content!</p> <p>Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash</p>
18 min
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r/Prorevenge I Embarrassed My Lazy Boss In Fron...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works for a CTO who is one of the dumbest workers on the planet. The guy honestly thought that it was a good idea to give every single person in the company the exact same password. Anybody could literally log into the CEO's email whenever they wanted. OP pointed out that this was a bad idea, but the CTO refused to make any changes because he's a lazy douchebag. So, OP calls out the CTO in front of the entire company and embarrasses his boss so badly that the CEO fires him!</p>
15 min
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r/TIFU By Accidentally 🍆💦 During My Zoom Class ...
<p>r/TIFU In today's episode, OP had some free time before his online Zoom class, so he and his girlfriend decided to "entertain" each other. OP finished up first, so he started the call while his girlfriend finished up next to him. Unfortunately, OP forgot to mute his microphone! So when his girlfriend crosses the finish line, his mic picks up the sound and his window lights up to let everybody in the class know where the noise came from.</p>
16 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Telling My Coworker "Get Ov...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a male coworker who wears a wedding band. Unfortunately, his wife passed away. OP finds this confusing. Why would he want to wear a wedding band when his wife is dead? She calls her coworker out on this, and her coworker basically tells her to mind her own business. OP doubles down and insists that OP should take off his wedding band, which deeply upsets her coworker. Now OP wants to know if she was the butthole in that situation!</p>
20 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Shut Down the Whole Com...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works at a factory where she supervises a team of workers. These workers aren't allowed to start their day until after OP gives them directions. A new boss joins the factory and decides that OP has to start each morning with an ultra-important mandatory meeting that OP absolutely cannot skip! OP happily shows up to the meeting, which means that all of her underlings just stand around for hours waiting for her to give them directions. The boss learns about OP's malicious compliance and QUICKLY changes his stupid policy!</p>
15 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Not Giving My Toy to an Ent...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP gets a visit from his brother and his family. Unfortunately, OP's nephew is a spoiled little brat who throws temper tantrums if he doesn't get what he wants. The nephew wants to steal a toy that belongs to OP's 2-year-old son, but OP refuses. This sparks a temper tantrum, and OP's brother tries to scold OP for ruining the trip by not preventing the temper tantrum. OP doesn't understand why he has to give up his own son's toys just to make his nephew happy. Is OP the butthole in this situation?</p>
18 min