<p>r/Choosingbeggars Any hot babes out there interested in a full-time job where you drive around a guy, feed him, and satisfy all of his needs? Yep, this guy on Facebook is complaining that he can't find a woman who will literally take care of his every need, including buying all of his food and doing all of his chores for him. What a catch!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is attending college during quarantine, so he has to log into campus computers remotely. However, someone keeps booting OP off of his remote access, causing him to lose hours of work. When OP decides to go to campus in-person, he discovers that two bullies are going through the computer lab to manually log people off of remote access. He quickly streams their activities to the entire campus, which results in the two bullies getting expelled and then deported!</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is an unmarried woman who is pregnant with a child. She visits a new church and has a bizarre encounter with an insanely entitled Karen. Once the Karen learns that OP is unwed, Karen says that OP should give the child in her belly to a "deserving" married couple like her. She actually says that its OP's responsibility to rent out her womb to members of the church. WTF???</p>

<p>r/Pettyrevenge OP's roommate keeps stealing his food and refuses to pay him back. So, OP sets out to get revenge against his roommate in a truly horrifying way. He buys some horse meat and sticks it in the freezer. When the roommate's horse-loving mother comes to visit, OP sits back and waits for the fireworks. The roommate cooks "steak" and eggs for his mom. After they finish their breakfast, OP reveals that they actually ate horse meat!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole When are employers going to learn that they have to treat their employees with respect? One manager learns that lesson the hard way when she gave away OP's private information to a stranger, and then acted like it was no big deal. OP quit on the spot, which caused her manager to have a breakdown because the store is already understaffed. Here's an idea: if you're having trouble finding employees, maybe you could try paying your employees more 🤷</p>

<p>r/Askreddit Have you ever heard the phrase that truth is stranger than fiction? That's never been truer than today's Ask Reddit post, where users recount some of the most absolutely bizarre moments from history. I wasn't going to read this post, but honestly these stories are so crazy that I pretty much had to, like the one about the clown vs firefighter gang war. WTF?</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP and her husband buy her mother-in-law a house out of the goodness of their hearts. However, OP keeps her name on the house's lease, because why shouldn't she? She paid for it after all, so it's half hers. Now her husband and her mother-in-law are trying to force her to take her name off the lease, which would effectively mean that OP is just giving her a free house. Is OP the butthole for refusing to play along?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a member of the military who accidentally crawls through a nest of stinging bugs during a training mission. The bugs absolutely devour his legs, covering them in thousands of painful welts. He has a bad allergic reaction, and a doctor orders him to get bed rest. His egotistical sergeant isn't buying it, and she mocks OP that "You don't get bed rest for bug bites!" OP gives her some malicious compliance by showing her just how wrong she is!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP was abandoned by her loser father. Decades later, he finds out that her father is in a nursing home, so she sets in motion a revenge plan that destroys her father's house, bank account, and relationship with his other family -- we're talking complete scorched earth. Buckle up, because this is a long and satisfying tale of truly professional revenge.</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a stuck-up worker at a company thinks that she's so valuable that company would crumble without her. That also gives her the confidence to go around treating people like garbage. When the opportunity arises for her to switch her job to a contract-based position, her boss is more than happy to maliciously comply. Then, he just doesn't renew her contract! Turns out, the boss had been looking for a way to fire her for years, and she just handed him a good excuse.</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars Hey kids, how would you like to travel out to some old dude's farm and spend your entire weekend hauling heavy bails of hay up to the top of a barn... for free?! I know, it sounds too good to be true. It's so nice of this boomer to give kids an opportunity to do back-breaking labor for the incredible price of $0/hour. Honestly, it would be rude to turn him down.</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents Apparently, a couple of scientists used Covid's DNA to compose a song, which OP shared with one of his friends. The friends entitled mom was stupid enough to believe that Covid can be transmitted through music. So, she calls up OP to scream at him and his mother for raising such an irresponsible child. OP, I'm surprised you didn't cough at the Karen over the phone. Maybe that would've scared her off!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works at Starbucks under a truly obnoxious boss. One day, OP shows up to work really early to pick up tips, and notices something unusual going on in the back alley behind the Starbucks. OP's boss is carrying shipments of food into the coffee shop, but he mysteriously puts one of the boxes of food into a strange vehicle, which speeds off. OP does some investigating and realizes that the boss is stealing food from the store that he can sell it at events such as sports games. OP then reveals the crime in a truly spectacular fashion!</p>

<p>r/Rpghorrorstories In today's episode, OP is a charming and attractive fella who decides to start a D&amp;D game with a couple of friends. These friends also know that OP is in a relationship with his girlfriend. That doesn't stop the two girls in his D&amp;D group from coming up with a plan to tempt OP into cheating on his girlfriend. One of the players sneaks off into OP's room and presents herself to him in full catgirl attire, and then gets upset when OP kicks her out of the apartment.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a married woman trying to care for her child while her lazy husband sits around and watches Netflix all day. Money gets tight, so OP decides that paying for baby food is more important than paying for Hulu, Netflix, Amazon video, and other streaming services. Her husband gets pissed off at OP for taking away one of his only joys in life, and calls OP a butthole for her selfishness. What do you think?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has a couple of obnoxious neighbors who try to pressure OP into paying for a brand new fence between their two properties. They refuse to contribute any money to the fence, so OP takes some creative liberties by constructing a massive concrete wall that would put the Berlin Wall to shame. Oh, and he made sure to point the ugly side of the wall towards his neighbor's house!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP has an incredibly toxic mother-in-law who is always snooping around in OP's home and interfering with her private life. She even steals OP's engagement ring under the pretense that she's getting it cleaned. OP decides to turn the tables on her mother-in-law by telling her that the ring is cursed! OP's grandma performed an ancient Brazilian ritual on the ring to curse anybody who steals it. The mother-in-law is so dumb that she believes it, and the ring suddenly reappears the next day.</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a sound technician at a recording studio. He has a rather interesting interaction with a expert producer who wants him to complete a rush order. The situation is a little fishy, but OP is a professional so he does his best to make his client happy. A few days later, the hotshot millionaire who was bankrolling the production shows up, and then it becomes clear how OP helped to destroy a millionaire's business.</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars Ladies, have I got the perfect opportunity for you! This choosing beggar is looking for a free place to live. You'll have to feed them, clothe them, and basically provide for all of their needs -- completely for free! Oh, and one important thing: you'll also need to breastfeed this person and just in general act like you're their mommy. You'll have to do all of this for free! What an absolute deal!</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's post, OP is a young teen who has vitiligo. OP goes on vacation with her family and has a truly unfortunate encounter with a Karen at the beach. The Karen says that OP is traumatizing her child because of OP's skin condition. When OP plays at the beach, this Karen is dumb enough to think that OP is contaminating the entire ocean with her vitiligo. Imagine scolding a child who isn't even yours just because they have a skin condition.</p>

<p>r/Tinder Are you looking for love? Well so are these folks, including some of the biggest red flags to ever hit the dating world. This one girl says that she's a nympho, but she also straight-up admits that she's a "master manipulator." How dumb would you have to be to date someone who proudly says that about themselves? It's like a giant red flag factory 🚩</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP is stuck in a shitty situation, so to speak. For some reason, her husband hasn't figured out how to wipe himself, so all of his underwear is covered in disgusting stains. And despite this, her husband has the audacity to criticize OP about her feminine hygeine products. OP blasts her husband by saying, "I'll do a better job of disposing my pads when you start wiping yourself better!"</p>

<p>r/TIFU In today's episode, OP does vet work. A friend approaches OP and asks if she can provide a remedy for a constipated horse. OP happily makes apple-crunch snacks laced with extra-strength horse laxatives. She sticks the snacks in the fridge... and later her roommate discovers the tasty treats. He eats about 3, and accidentally poisons himself with horse laxatives. Let's just say that the roommate has to spend the rest of the day glued to the toilet!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP inherits a house from a deceased family member. OP's cousin, who's a single mom, shows up and expects OP to literally just hand over her house, completely free. Even OP's relatives are asking OP to sign over the house because single moms have such a struggle. Do you think OP is the butthole for refusing to hand over a literal house for FREE?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is stuck in the middle of a vicious parking dispute between two tenants at an apartment complex where he works. One of the tenants makes the terrible mistake of screaming at OP, so he happily maliciously complies by moving their parking space next to a dumpster surrounded by an angry cloud of wasps. Enjoy getting stung every time you go to your car, jerkface!</p>