rSlash

I read Reddit stories with emotion and with funny voices. My most popular subreddits are r/Prorevenge, r/Entitledparents, and r/Choosingbeggars Subscribe to unlock bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/rslash/subscribe

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r/F-youkaren BEHOLD! I AM MEGA-KAREN!
<p>r/F-youkaren I'm trying out a new subreddit today that has really grown in popularity lately! This subreddit is all about the worst that Karens have to offer, with their entitlement, screaming at customer service workers, and just all-around douchiness. I had to use my normal voice on a lot of these posts because I was afraid of hurting my vocal cords, lol. Using the Karen voice for 20 minutes nonstop would be like toying with the dark arts.</p>
20 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Said to Report Hi...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has a toxic employer who doesn't want to pay OP's government-mandated fees. The employer is supposed to pay into OP's retirement fund, but it turns out that the boss is stiffing OP. The boss throws out a smug, "If you don't like, it report it to the authorities." So, that's exactly what OP does! He reports the boss to the government authority for tax evasion, and the government immediately starts breathing down the boss's next. Be careful what you wish for!</p>
14 min
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r/Idontworkherelady "Black People Should Serve ...
<p>r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, OP is a black man attending a work event at a restaurant with his colleagues. He is very clearly a member of the party and not a restaurant worker, but that doesn't stop a Karen from handing him her keys and demanding that he go get her car. OP tries to politely explain that he's not part of the valet service, which prompts the Karen to call OP the worst thing you can call a black woman. I really wish OP had thrown her keys in the gutter!</p>
13 min
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r/Prorevenge My School Mocked My Disability, So...
<p>r/Prorevenge OP was born with a severe medical condition that requires her to undergo extensive surgery on her leg. The doctor ordered the school to give OP elevator access, but the school pretty much just ignored that demand, leaving OP to miss lunches. One day, OP gets tired of missing lunches so she tries to take the stairs... and actually falls down the stairs! OP and her parents sue the school into oblivion!</p>
18 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Stealing My Son's Money to ...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP's brother is a 16 year-old young man who asks his parents to help him buy a car. It's a reasonable request -- after all, OP is 20-year-old woman and their parents helped buy her a car. They finally agree and OP's brother pools his money with his parents so they can go buy him a nice car. But instead of buying the brother a car, they buy themselves a new car -- using the brother's money! The brother is absolutely devastated and calls the parents out for their incredibly selfish behavior. Who do you think the butthole is here?</p>
15 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Refusing to Babysit for Fre...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP gets a frantic message from her sister, who says that OP needs to watch her kids in an emergency. OP rushes over to her sister's house and is shocked to see that her brother-in-law is there as well. He refuses to watch his own children because it's the weekend and he deserves to play video games all day. So this guy honestly expects a woman to come over to his house and babysit for free because video games are more important than raising his own kids. Is OP the butthole for refusing to accommodate her sexist brother-in-law?</p>
14 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Wouldn't Pay Me, ...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP works for an absolutely terrible boss. He critical, egotistical, and utterly incompetent. Unfortunately, the boss is also the owner's brother, which means that he's not going anywhere. The boss ends up firing OP, because of course he does, and then the owner refuses to pay OP for the work that he's done. The boss said those magical words: "So sue me!" So... OP sued him! Get ready to pay up, boss!</p>
14 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Flashed My D*** At My L...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP gets stuck with the landlady from hell. She keeps coming into OP's apartment without any notice and messes with his stuff. She also insults him every chance that she gets, calling him "lazy boy." One time, she brings prospective tenants into OP's apartment while he's asleep, without warning him. OP sleeps in the nude, so he leaps out of bed "at full attention."</p>
14 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Knocked Out a Dirty Cop...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP works as a first responder in an ambulance. One day while driving back from a scene, he spots a crying woman on the side of the road. He and his colleague stop to care for her, and it's immediately obvious that she's showing signs of domestic ab*se. It turns out that her boyfriend is a cop, and when he shows up he starts throwing around his authority and threatens to arrest OP for obstruction. OP gets to enact some malicious compliance by opening up the ambulance doors and knocking the cop on his butt.</p>
15 min
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r/Choosingbeggars "Guests Must PAY ME To Attend...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have a completely entitled bridezilla who posts a long list of bizarre rule for her guests. Rules include "you must pay the bride to attend the wedding" and "you must not speak to the bride at any time." We've also got a delusional writer who thinks that she's written the next Twilight about a princess who really wants to passionately hug a vampire, but she can't because of politics. Exciting!</p>
16 min
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r/Talesfromtechsupport "My Computer is Literall...
<p>r/Talesfromtechsupport Welcome to the world of tech support, where we have idiotic users, angry customers, and douchebag bosses. We've also got a computer on fire! Life as a tech support worker just wouldn't be complete without a few exploding computers on your hands. We've also got a really sweet and wholesome story involving an older gentleman who can't get his TV working. If you like these stories, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit content!</p>
17 min
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r/Entitledparents "GIVE MY CHILD YOUR GUN, NOW!!!"
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP pretends to be a cowboy as a hobby. No, seriously -- he dresses up like a cowboy, goes to public events like county fairs, and teaches people about weapons from the Wild West. He comes across a young man about 16 years old who is very interested in one of his antique pieces. OP says that the boy will need his parent's permission before he can hold it because, well, he's a responsible human being. The boy's father shows up SCREAMING at OP to hand over the gun, and then goes on a long rant about how he's a free American and he has a right to other people's property. Yeah, he's that kind of crazy.</p>
16 min
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r/Pettyrevenge I Rubbed My Bully's Face in Pois...
<p>r/Pettyrevenge As a young kid, OP starts getting harassed by a bully at school. The teacher don't do anything to help, obviously. OP's father tells him to get revenge against the bully by fighting back. Well, OP gets an opportunity pretty soon when the bully grabs a patch of poison ivy and threatens to rub it on OP. OP pushes the bully down, causing the bully to land face-first into the patch of poison ivy. OP sits on the bully and just rubs their face in it.</p>
16 min
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r/Prorevenge Torture my Cat? I'LL RUIN YOUR LIFE!
<p>r/Prorevenge OP works at a kennel, and one of her job perks is that she can board her pets for free. So when she takes vacation for a week, she entrusts her beloved cat to her coworkers' care. When she comes back, she finds that her cat has been badly neglected, underfed, underwatered, and is covered is excrement. This discovery sends OP into a rage and she starts plotting her revenge!</p>
24 min
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r/Talesfromthefrontdesk I'm Trapped in an Eleva...
<p>r/Pettyrevenge OP is having a very, very bad day. In fact, this has to be one of the worst days on the job in history. Listen to OP's epic, scary, and funny story about the huge list of problems that she experienced during her shift as a hotel receptionist. The story culminates in her being trapped on an elevator with a potentially violent man who had just attacked one of the hotel's maids. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!</p>
13 min
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r/Pettyrevenge Park Like a Jerk? I'll Block You...
<p>r/Pettyrevenge Here's a general word of advice to you. If you drive your car to car repair shop, don't steal a parking space from an exhausted auto mechanic. Is it really a good idea to piss off a car expert, and then leave your car in the hands of a person who knows exactly how to mess up a car? Well, an entitled idiot tries exactly that when he steals OP's parking spot. OP gets revenge in a rather petty but satisfying way!</p>
17 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Refusing to Give My House t...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP's friend is getting married, and OP agrees to let her friend use his house as her wedding venue. However, OP's fiancé doesn't like OP and refuses to allow OP to attend the wedding... but they still want to use OP's house. OP is like, "Wait, you're not inviting me to the wedding, but you still want to use MY house for your wedding. Nuh-uh. Not gonna happen." The wedding couple freaks out on OP and calls him a bitter a-hole for refusing to give them his house. Does that make him the butthole in this situation?</p>
16 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Dad Beat & Abandoned M...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance Unfortunately, OP has a horrible father who thinks that it's a good idea to beat his kids as a way to discipline them. When OP's father finally tells OP to leave the house and not come back, OP happily complies and begins living independently. He later finds out from a friend that his dad is leaving on vacation for a few days, so OP sneaks back into his old place and steals all of his dad's stuff. To be fair, it was stuff that the dad bought with OP's money, so realistically OP had every right to take it back.</p>
12 min
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r/AmITheA**hole for Ruining a Karen's Wedding?
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is forced into being the best man for his friend and an incredibly toxic bride. The bride tries to micromanage OP's life and control his girlfriend's body. The bride actually demands that OP's girlfriend wear a frumpy dress to hide her pregnancy, because the bride doesn't want the pregnancy stealing attention from her wedding. So, OP decides to ruin the wedding by trashing on the couple during his best man speech. Is he the butthole in this situation?</p>
15 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Landlord Tried to Scam...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has to break his lease and move out of his apartment early. According to the lease terms, he doesn't have to continue paying rent on that apartment if he can find a replacement tenant. He does exactly that, but his landlord says that he has to keep paying rent because the landlord is going to give his apartment to somebody else. OP says, "Nope! I don't think so!" and slaps him with some malicious compliance contract law and doesn't pay an extra penny in rent.</p>
12 min
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r/Choosingbeggars "I DESERVE YOUR TV BECAUSE I ...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have the world's MOST INSECURE choosing beggar. I'm not even exaggerating -- this guy absolutely flips out because OP implies that he doesn't know what he's talking about. He goes on and on about how amazing, rich, and successful he is. He even spends some time bragging about his amazing sperm. It's like... "Buddy, what does any of this have to do with a TV?"</p>
16 min
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r/Entitledparents Entitled Father Almost Kills ...
<p>r/Entitledparents OP works as a tutor for young kids. Recently he's been doing online classes for obvious reasons. He has two entitled parents as clients who absolutely INSIST on in-person sessions because they believe that their kid is just incapable of learning through online sessions. OP begrudgingly agrees, and of course when he shows up the kid's father is coughing every 5 seconds. Want to take a guess as to what the father is sick with? I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "blovid."</p>
17 min
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r/Prorevenge Don't Pay Me? I'll Destroy Your Sc...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, we have 2 stories from developers who get hired to make a website for a client. Both clients try to screw over OP by making them try to work for free, and both times OP gets spectacular revenge! In one of the stories, OP manages to use his developer skills to utterly destroy the client's business piece by piece until the client has to close shop and even loses his house to foreclosure. How many times do I have to say it? Don't mess with the IT guy!</p>
13 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Getting My Racist Family Me...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP is an Asian man married to a woman who has an extremely toxic family. OP's father-in-law and sister-in-law basically hate him just because he's Asian. Coincidentally, both OP and his sister-in-law are professional chefs, and the sister-in-law mocks OP's cooking every chance she gets. Eventually, one of their conflicts goes public and gets posted on social media, leading to the sister-in-law getting fired and all of her friends calling her out on her racist behavior.</p>
16 min
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r/Idontworkherelady "Officer, I'm a Pizza Guy, ...
<p>r/Idontworkherelady OP works at a pizza delivery place, and one day he gets a rather unusual call from a customer who ordered a large cheese pizza. He shows up at the customers house with the pie, but for some bizarre reason they refuse to pay for it, so he just leaves. A week later 2 cops show up and drag him to the police station where they interrogate him over his involvement in a massive criminal conspiracy. They keep accusing OP of trafficking drug money, but OP is like, "Dude, I was just there to deliver a pizza."</p>
16 min