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r/AmITheA**hole for Calling the Cops on My Fiance?
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP and her fiance only have 1 car, which they share between them. OP's fiance asks to borrow OP's car so he can blow her off and hang out with his friends on New Years. She shuts him down because she needs to go to work nightshift that evening. Her fiance then secretly steals her car to go party with his friends, and when she calls him out on it, he basically says "Too bad! Just call into work sick." So, she calls the cops on him to get her car back. Is she the butthole here?</p>
20 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Got My Professor Fired ...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP gets assigned into a dreaded group project by his professor. Naturally, his teammate is a complete no-show, so OP has to do all of the work himself. OP tries to tell his professor that his teammate isn't helping, but the professor ignores him. So when the professor fails OP for not working as a team, OP takes up the issue with the dean and gets the professor fired!</p>
17 min
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r/AmITheA**hole My Husband Told Me to Wear a Di...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a mother who recently gave birth to her first child. While delivering her baby, she had a very common "accident" in the delivery room. OP's husband saw it happen and was utterly disgusted. He constantly mocks OP for her accident, and even joked in front of their family that she needs to wear a diaper. She blows up at him for publicly mocking her, so then he gets upset that she embarrassed him in front of family. Who's the butthole in this situation?</p>
16 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Ordered Me to Ser...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a server at a restaurant that has horrible managers. The most toxic manager brings OP onto the bakery team, where OP discovers that their strawberries have gone rotten. Instead of throwing the strawberries away, the boss orders OP to serve the mold-covered strawberries, so OP complies. Pretty soon, the entire restaurant is angry and upset at the managers for serving mold-covered food, which leads to the manager getting fired!</p>
15 min
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r/Choosingbeggars Cancel My Vacation? I'll Cost...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP's toxic manager tries to screw OP over by cancelling his very important family vacation. OP laughs at his boss and warns that he's going to take his vacation no matter what. The boss threatens OP to work, or else! This prompts OP to get some revenge on this boss by refusing to do extremely critical work that nobody else in the company can do, resulting in MASSIVE fines. Maybe next time they'll try treating their employees with more respect!</p>
16 min
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r/Entitledparents My Parents F**k in MY BED!
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has absolutely repulsive parents who use their love life as a way to control OP. They passionately hug in every room in the house, including OP's own bed 🤮. Now, OP feels disgusted in her own home, and she doesn't even have a place of her own where she can feel safe because she knows that her parents have done it there too.</p>
15 min
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r/Prorevenge My Boss Stiffed Me, So I Ruined Hi...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is a star earner at his business. His job is to find high-paying clients for the company. After he gets transferred to a new branch, OP discovers that his new boss is lazy, entitled, and a lying jerk. The boss constantly promises OP that he will give him raises and more help, but then never follows through. So, OP decides to enact some prorevenge and completely nukes the branch office, and making the boss look like the one responsible for the massive failure!</p>
17 min
1333
r/Askreddit What Made You NOT Want a Second Date?
<p>r/Askreddit In today's episode, we have stories from the men and women of Reddit who share why they did NOT choose to go on a second date. We've got stories about creepy men who try to control their dates, insane girls who send out some major red flags, and even stories of people who show up to the date drunk and/or high on hard drugs. Do you have any similar stories about terrible first dates?</p> <p>Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash</p>
16 min
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r/AmITheA**hole for Using a Glitter Bomb on my ...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's mother-in-law constantly tries to snoop on OP and her husband. She even sneaks into OP's bedroom to rummage through her private belongings. OP gets sick of the snooping and decides to set up a glitter trap! She places glitter above a door that her mother-in-law is banned from entering. Naturally, the mother-in-law can't resist snooping and triggers the glitter trap, covering her in glitter from head to toe. Good luck trying to argue that you weren't snooping when you're covered in glitter!</p> <p>Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash</p>
19 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Didn't Pay Me, so...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works for as a campaign manager for a local candidate. She is incredibly good at her job, so much so that the candidate's entire campaign depends on OP. The candidate does what all Karens do -- she pisses off the wrong person by firing OP and refusing to pay OP her last month's salary. OP gets her revenge by systematically destroying her campaign and exploiting Karen's own stupidity to get a copy of the contract forcing Karen to pay up.</p> <p>Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash</p>
17 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Causing a Mass Quitting?
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is sick and tired of working at his terrible job. 20% percent of the department has already quit, which of course means more work, but not more money. OP overhears his boss saying something awful to another employee, so he sends out a company-wide resignation email telling everyone what happened. This causes a mass quit because everyone is disgusted by the boss's actions. Now, the business is in jeopardy. Is OP the butthole for ruining his boss's business?</p> <p>Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash</p>
16 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Sister Keeps Acting S*...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's sister keeps walking around the house in just a tiny tanktop and a thong. OP is sick of constantly having to look at his sister's body, so he complains to their mom. The mom defends the sister, saying she can wear whatever she wants. Fine! Two can play at that game! OP (a guy) changes into a French maid outfit and hangs out in the family room. OP's sister and mom quickly realize the error of their ways and implement a new clothing policy around the house!</p> <p>Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash</p>
17 min
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r/Choosingbeggars "DRAW ME FOR FREE" "lol ok"
<p>r/Choosingbeggars I feel sorry for professional artists sometimes. Can you imagine how often people come to them asking for free work? The artist in today's episode is tired of being used by choosing beggars, so he decides to give them exactly what they ask for -- and what they pay for! Terrible art for terrible people. What's the worst they could do... ask for a refund?</p> <p>Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash</p>
17 min
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r/Entitledparents "I DEMAND YOU MOVE OUT OF YOU...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, an entitled dad allows his loud kids to play on his neighbors' property. When OP calls them out on their sucky behavior, the entitled dad flips out and demands that OP move out of their home and work someplace else. This guy actually has the audacity to argue that OP doesn't have a right to work in the privacy of his own home. What is wrong with some people? If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily content!</p> <p>Download Honey for free at Joinhoney.com/rslash</p>
18 min
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r/Prorevenge I Embarrassed My Lazy Boss In Fron...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works for a CTO who is one of the dumbest workers on the planet. The guy honestly thought that it was a good idea to give every single person in the company the exact same password. Anybody could literally log into the CEO's email whenever they wanted. OP pointed out that this was a bad idea, but the CTO refused to make any changes because he's a lazy douchebag. So, OP calls out the CTO in front of the entire company and embarrasses his boss so badly that the CEO fires him!</p>
15 min
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r/TIFU By Accidentally 🍆💦 During My Zoom Class ...
<p>r/TIFU In today's episode, OP had some free time before his online Zoom class, so he and his girlfriend decided to "entertain" each other. OP finished up first, so he started the call while his girlfriend finished up next to him. Unfortunately, OP forgot to mute his microphone! So when his girlfriend crosses the finish line, his mic picks up the sound and his window lights up to let everybody in the class know where the noise came from.</p>
16 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Telling My Coworker "Get Ov...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a male coworker who wears a wedding band. Unfortunately, his wife passed away. OP finds this confusing. Why would he want to wear a wedding band when his wife is dead? She calls her coworker out on this, and her coworker basically tells her to mind her own business. OP doubles down and insists that OP should take off his wedding band, which deeply upsets her coworker. Now OP wants to know if she was the butthole in that situation!</p>
20 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Shut Down the Whole Com...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works at a factory where she supervises a team of workers. These workers aren't allowed to start their day until after OP gives them directions. A new boss joins the factory and decides that OP has to start each morning with an ultra-important mandatory meeting that OP absolutely cannot skip! OP happily shows up to the meeting, which means that all of her underlings just stand around for hours waiting for her to give them directions. The boss learns about OP's malicious compliance and QUICKLY changes his stupid policy!</p>
15 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Not Giving My Toy to an Ent...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP gets a visit from his brother and his family. Unfortunately, OP's nephew is a spoiled little brat who throws temper tantrums if he doesn't get what he wants. The nephew wants to steal a toy that belongs to OP's 2-year-old son, but OP refuses. This sparks a temper tantrum, and OP's brother tries to scold OP for ruining the trip by not preventing the temper tantrum. OP doesn't understand why he has to give up his own son's toys just to make his nephew happy. Is OP the butthole in this situation?</p>
18 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance How I Ruined My Stupid Bo...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is working at a company where he helps many different teams. Things start just fine, but he quickly becomes overwhelmed as departments request more and more of his time. He eventually becomes unhappy and starts looking for a way out. Meanwhile, OP's boss order OP to just shut up and do his job, so that's exactly what he does! He does ONLY the things required in his job description and stops spending hours helping out all the departments that depend on his help. Before long, the entire department crumbles and OP's boss has to take all the blame!</p>
15 min
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r/Choosingbeggars 41-Year-Old Man Sues His Momm...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars This story is pretty nuts. A 41-year-old lawyer decides that he's tired of working, so he actually sues his rich parents for money. Basically, he wants them to pay him a weekly allowance so that he doesn't have to go into work anymore. I should also mention that the dude already lives in a $1,000,000 house that his parents bought for him. Not only did he lose the case, but now he's pretty much guaranteed to be written out of inheritance. How stupid can you be?</p>
16 min
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r/Entitledparents My Mom Stole My "Make-a-Wish"...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is a young child with brain damage. The doctors thought that OP was going to pass away, so he got a wish with the Make-A-Wish foundation. OP's mom basically said that since OP is dying anyway, he should just give his wish to his sister so that she could go to Disney World. OP's family even harassed and criticized OP, saying that they hate him for being selfish. Can you imagine trying to manipulate a literal dying child?</p>
17 min
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r/Prorevenge Annoy Me? I'll Get You Thrown in P...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is constantly running into a douchebag who had an affair with his ex-girlfriend. The dude feels some sort of obligation to rub it into OP's face at every opportunity. Eventually, the guy goes too far and harasses OP at his favorite bar. The bartender has OP's back and tips off the police that the guy is about to drunk drive. The cops catch him on a three-strike policy and he gets tossed in jail!</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>
18 min
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r/Pettyrevenge My Boss Stiffed Me $150, So I Ma...
<p>r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP leaves a job and doesn't get his final paycheck. He contacts his old boss to let her know that he hasn't been paid yet, but she just blows him off. OP isn't the type of person to accept defeat, so he gets a judge involved! The judge hears the case and quickly rules in OP's favor. The boss originally owed OP $150, but she ends up paying him $3,000!</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>
17 min
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r/Entitledparents "LET MY SON ASSAULT YOU!"
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, an entitled boy at school targets OP's younger sister. Luckily, OP was in the right spot at the right time to intervene before something terrible could happen. OP's younger sister recorded the incident on her phone, which put the boy in hot water with the school. Naturally, the boy's mother showed up and threw a fit that her son was being rightfully punished. She said that the girl probably deserved it and other absolutely awful statements.</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>
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