<p>r/Maliciouscompliance A hotshot manager thinks that he's the most important person in the factory. So when the manager catches OP thinking about a problem instead of working, the manager yells at him, "I DON'T PAY YOU THINK!" No problem, boss! OP stops problem-solving and starts doing grunt work. Well, it turns out that OP is the most experienced worker in the factory and everybody relies on him to fix machines when they break down. When OP refuses to do his work because his manager specifically told him not to, the manager suddenly ends up in a world of trouble!</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have a literal choosing beggar! This guy claims to be completely broke and he needs strangers to buy him food so he can survive the week. Instead of asking for basic necessities, this guy demands steaks, chocolate, and other luxury foods! When people on Facebook call him out for being greedy, he doubles down and says that he deserves to eat like a king no matter how broke he is. Give me a break!</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is sailing on his boat with his kids. An absolute insane Karen docks next to OP, and hilarious hijinks ensue. To start off, the Karen thinks that every single boat in the marina is a rented boat, and that she can just take any boat she wants. OP is shocked when Karen demands to have his boat because she assumes that she can just rent it. OP refuses, and when he tries to leave Karen literally grabs his boat to stop it from leaving, and then falls into the ocean!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP has an incredibly toxic boyfriend. The boyfriend cheats on OP and regularly insults his partner, which completely destroys OP's self esteem. Eventually, one of the boyfriend's cheating partners contacts OP through Facebook, and together they come up with a plot to get revenge against the boyfriend and utterly destroy his relationship with his foamily. OP does a simple phone trick to deceive the boyfriend into insulting his own mother.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP and her husband have fertility issues, so they hire a surrogate to carry their baby for them. As the birth of their child gets closer, the surrogate starts acting strangely possessive of OP's husband. She keeps cutting OP out of conversations with the husband, and she demands access to the husband's credit cards. OP is starting to worry that the surrogate is trying to steal her husband!</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP works at a doctor's office and she needs to deliver a certain document to a customer. The customer listed his mistress as one of his contacts, so... OP called his mistress. The mistress comes and picks up the records. Later, the customer's wife calls OP asking when she can pick up the records. Uh oh... OP has no choice but to tell the woman that the mistress already came to pick up the records.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP's wife is about nine months pregnant and is ready to give birth at any moment. OP has been understandably stressed about it, so he decides to go hang out with his friends for an evening. One of his friends is salty because OP missed his birthday party, so he decides to prank OP by hiding is cell phone for the night. Unfortunately, this happened to be the exact day that OP's wife gave birth, so he didn't catch the phone call and missed the birth of his son.</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works at a bike shop that is heavily staffed by women. An incredibly sexist man comes in to buy a bicycle, and he snubs OP because he wants a male employee. OP happily gets him a different employee -- another woman. This upsets the customer even more, so he asks to speak to the manager. Would you like to guess the gender of the manager? Yep -- a woman! The sexist customer was completely embarrassed in front of the whole store.</p>

<p>r/Askreddit We've all had some pretty bad dates before, but these dates are the absolute worst of the worst. In one story, OP goes on a date with a guy and his angry wife shows up! In another story, OP's date sneaks off into the bathroom and overdoses on drugs. WTF! Do you have any terrible date stories of your own? Let me know down in the comments!</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars You think you've got a bad job? Imagine applying for a full-time unpaid job working for an organization that fights for human rights, LOL. The company cares about human rights, but it can't even be bothered to pay its own employees in exchange for all of their hard work? That's pretty much the exact definition of "hypocrite." If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes!</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has the misfortune of having a father who's an entitled parent. His father has a gambling addiction, and he genuinely believes that OP should give him his paycheck each month so that he can go out and blow it all at the casino. OP is 20 and needs the money for college, but that doesn't stop his father from being an entitled jerk. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge If there's one thing that I've learned from reading prorevenge stories, it's to never destroy your neighbor's mailboxes. Because eventually the neighbor will get sick of replacing the mailbox, and instead reinforce it with concrete and steel. A couple of neighborhood teenagers learned that the hard way when they tried to smack OP's mailbox with a baseball bat, only to break their own arms instead! How do you like a taste of justice?!</p>

<p>r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP is a college girl who gets sick of two other girls constantly harassing her friend. They steal her friend's stuff and are just plain rude! OP heard about a prank where you slip a manila folder containing shaving cream under the door, and then stomp on it to blow the white cream all over the inside of the room. Enjoy cleaning up this white, creamy mess, ladies!</p>

<p>r/Askreddit Today, users answer the question, "What made you quit your job on the spot?" We've got stories of abusive managers, insane customers, and absolutely ridiculous working conditions. Some of these employees even walked out of their jobs in spectacular fashion, leaving their bosses to panic. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a parent of a child attending middle school. The school takes away her kid's phone, so OP drives to the school to get it back. However, the school refuses to hand it over. OP becomes enraged because it's her daughter's phone, not the school's phone, so what ride do they have to keep it? She activates Karen mode and makes a scene in the principal's office until they give back the phone. Is she the butthole here?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works for a trio of bosses. Two of the bosses are brothers, and they never ever clean their concrete stirring stick. They leave that job to OP, which takes a full hour out of his day to clean the concrete. Eventually, OP gets sick of spending so much time chipping the concrete of the stick. When his bosses tell him, "It's your job!" OP grabs the concrete stick and smashes it against his boss's van, shattering the concrete and instantly cleaning the stick.</p>

<p>r/Relationships_Advice In today's episode, OP and her husband have a very open marriage. OP sleeps with other women, and her husband sleeps with other men. Somehow, OP's stepfather finds out about this and decides that he wants to passionately hug OP's husband. The stepfather starts making aggressive moves on the husband. The husband eventually cracks and tells OP what's been going on, and OP just doesn't know how to handle it. What should she do?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance When OP was a minor, he worked at a cafe making a decent wage. He was supposed to get a government-mandated pay increase when he turned 18, but his boss said "oh no, the wage increase is discretionary." So, OP quit without turning in his two week's notice. When the boss complained, OP said "oh no, my 2 week notice is discretionary."</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP and her sister inherited some money from their deceased father. The sister spent her inheritance on a new car and home improvements, despite the fact that her husband is chronically ill. Eventually, the inevitable happens and OP's brother-in-law needs surgery. OP's sister asks OP for her inheritance money to save his life, but OP refuses. Does that make him the butthole?</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars Are you looking for an apartment? Do you speak French? Well, for the low price of $1,000, you can rent a fantastic room in this guy's house, where you'll also be expected to clean his house and watch after her kids. You have to pay rent AND do chores?! What a deal! He says the French is because you're supposed to tutor his kids, but we all know that what this guy really wants is a live-in French maid.</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is a deaf employee working at a grocery store. She is surprised when a Karen grabs her suddenly and starts screaming at her. It turns out that the Karen thought that OP could hear her, and OP not responding caused the Karen to fly into an entitled rage! Eventually the managers get involved, and then the cops. Turns out that assaulting disabled employees can get you arrested! Oops!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, we have a bizarre story where OP worked for the Russian mob at a grocery store that was a front for a money laundering operation. OP and another coworker clash over a promotion opportunity, which culminates in OP sabotaging the coworker's bread recipe. The coworker has to toss the ruined dough, which continues to expand in the dumpster's heat and eventually explodes in a doughy mess.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole It's huge! It's massive! It's a watermelon-sized tushy! OP lands in hot water due to a confrontation with her aunt. OP posted a picture of herself on Facebook, and her aunt replied with a passive-aggressive "I hate skinny people!" OP retaliated by calling up her aunt and saying, "at least I don't have a watermelon-sized butt!" Now OP's aunt is upset because she's obviously very sensitive about her watermelon-sized butt. Is OP the butthole here?</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's sister gets pregnant at a very young age and decides to give her baby away. OP can't have children of her own, so she happily adopts the child, and then OP's sister goes no-contact for nearly a decade. Then, completely out of the blue, OP's sister calls OP on the phone and says that she wants her kid back, whom she hasn't even seen in nearly a decade. OP can't believe what she's hearing and turns her town, which leads to her wondering if maybe she's the butthole in this situation.</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars Are you looking for a job? Well I've got an exciting job opportunity for you! You can become a full-time live in s** slave for a barely livable wage! This choosing beggar wants a hot and submissive girl who will do secretary work, clean his house, and perform plenty of "other duties" if you know what I mean. What are you waiting for? Apply today!</p>