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r/Askreddit What's the Worst Date You've Ever Had?
<p>r/Askreddit We've all had some pretty bad dates before, but these dates are the absolute worst of the worst. In one story, OP goes on a date with a guy and his angry wife shows up! In another story, OP's date sneaks off into the bathroom and overdoses on drugs. WTF! Do you have any terrible date stories of your own? Let me know down in the comments!</p>
<p>r/Choosingbeggars You think you've got a bad job? Imagine applying for a full-time unpaid job working for an organization that fights for human rights, LOL. The company cares about human rights, but it can't even be bothered to pay its own employees in exchange for all of their hard work? That's pretty much the exact definition of "hypocrite." If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes!</p>
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r/Entitledparents My Dad Expects Me to Give Him...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has the misfortune of having a father who's an entitled parent. His father has a gambling addiction, and he genuinely believes that OP should give him his paycheck each month so that he can go out and blow it all at the casino. OP is 20 and needs the money for college, but that doesn't stop his father from being an entitled jerk. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes!</p>
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r/Prorevenge Break My Mailbox? I'LL BREAK YOUR ...
<p>r/Prorevenge If there's one thing that I've learned from reading prorevenge stories, it's to never destroy your neighbor's mailboxes. Because eventually the neighbor will get sick of replacing the mailbox, and instead reinforce it with concrete and steel. A couple of neighborhood teenagers learned that the hard way when they tried to smack OP's mailbox with a baseball bat, only to break their own arms instead! How do you like a taste of justice?!</p>
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r/Pettyrevenge I Blew My White Cream All Over 2...
<p>r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP is a college girl who gets sick of two other girls constantly harassing her friend. They steal her friend's stuff and are just plain rude! OP heard about a prank where you slip a manila folder containing shaving cream under the door, and then stomp on it to blow the white cream all over the inside of the room. Enjoy cleaning up this white, creamy mess, ladies!</p>
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r/Askreddit What Made You Quit Your Job on the ...
<p>r/Askreddit Today, users answer the question, "What made you quit your job on the spot?" We've got stories of abusive managers, insane customers, and absolutely ridiculous working conditions. Some of these employees even walked out of their jobs in spectacular fashion, leaving their bosses to panic. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes!</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole For Becoming a Mega-Karen?
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a parent of a child attending middle school. The school takes away her kid's phone, so OP drives to the school to get it back. However, the school refuses to hand it over. OP becomes enraged because it's her daughter's phone, not the school's phone, so what ride do they have to keep it? She activates Karen mode and makes a scene in the principal's office until they give back the phone. Is she the butthole here?</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance I SMASHED My Boss's Car w...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works for a trio of bosses. Two of the bosses are brothers, and they never ever clean their concrete stirring stick. They leave that job to OP, which takes a full hour out of his day to clean the concrete. Eventually, OP gets sick of spending so much time chipping the concrete of the stick. When his bosses tell him, "It's your job!" OP grabs the concrete stick and smashes it against his boss's van, shattering the concrete and instantly cleaning the stick.</p>
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r/Relationships My Stepdad Wants to F*** My Hus...
<p>r/Relationships_Advice In today's episode, OP and her husband have a very open marriage. OP sleeps with other women, and her husband sleeps with other men. Somehow, OP's stepfather finds out about this and decides that he wants to passionately hug OP's husband. The stepfather starts making aggressive moves on the husband. The husband eventually cracks and tells OP what's been going on, and OP just doesn't know how to handle it. What should she do?</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance "If You Don't Like it... ...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance When OP was a minor, he worked at a cafe making a decent wage. He was supposed to get a government-mandated pay increase when he turned 18, but his boss said "oh no, the wage increase is discretionary." So, OP quit without turning in his two week's notice. When the boss complained, OP said "oh no, my 2 week notice is discretionary."</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole for Not Giving My Sister My Inh...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP and her sister inherited some money from their deceased father. The sister spent her inheritance on a new car and home improvements, despite the fact that her husband is chronically ill. Eventually, the inevitable happens and OP's brother-in-law needs surgery. OP's sister asks OP for her inheritance money to save his life, but OP refuses. Does that make him the butthole?</p>
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r/Choosingbeggars "Pay Me $1,000/Month to be My...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars Are you looking for an apartment? Do you speak French? Well, for the low price of $1,000, you can rent a fantastic room in this guy's house, where you'll also be expected to clean his house and watch after her kids. You have to pay rent AND do chores?! What a deal! He says the French is because you're supposed to tutor his kids, but we all know that what this guy really wants is a live-in French maid.</p>
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r/Entitledparents Karen Gets Arrested for Assau...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is a deaf employee working at a grocery store. She is surprised when a Karen grabs her suddenly and starts screaming at her. It turns out that the Karen thought that OP could hear her, and OP not responding caused the Karen to fly into an entitled rage! Eventually the managers get involved, and then the cops. Turns out that assaulting disabled employees can get you arrested! Oops!</p>
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r/Prorevenge I Worked for the Russia Mob and Bl...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, we have a bizarre story where OP worked for the Russian mob at a grocery store that was a front for a money laundering operation. OP and another coworker clash over a promotion opportunity, which culminates in OP sabotaging the coworker's bread recipe. The coworker has to toss the ruined dough, which continues to expand in the dumpster's heat and eventually explodes in a doughy mess.</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole for Making Fun of My Aunt's Wat...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole It's huge! It's massive! It's a watermelon-sized tushy! OP lands in hot water due to a confrontation with her aunt. OP posted a picture of herself on Facebook, and her aunt replied with a passive-aggressive "I hate skinny people!" OP retaliated by calling up her aunt and saying, "at least I don't have a watermelon-sized butt!" Now OP's aunt is upset because she's obviously very sensitive about her watermelon-sized butt. Is OP the butthole here?</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole My Sister Demanded I Give Her M...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's sister gets pregnant at a very young age and decides to give her baby away. OP can't have children of her own, so she happily adopts the child, and then OP's sister goes no-contact for nearly a decade. Then, completely out of the blue, OP's sister calls OP on the phone and says that she wants her kid back, whom she hasn't even seen in nearly a decade. OP can't believe what she's hearing and turns her town, which leads to her wondering if maybe she's the butthole in this situation.</p>
<p>r/Choosingbeggars Are you looking for a job? Well I've got an exciting job opportunity for you! You can become a full-time live in s** slave for a barely livable wage! This choosing beggar wants a hot and submissive girl who will do secretary work, clean his house, and perform plenty of "other duties" if you know what I mean. What are you waiting for? Apply today!</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Almost Got Stabbed Work...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's story, we've got a customer who's so angry that he won't even let OP walk to the front of the check-out line to open a register. The guy screams at OP to go to the back of the line even though OP works there. That thread turns into a conversation about the horrors of working retail during Black Friday, and how one person almost got stabbed over a $50 CD player. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit stories!</p>
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r/Entitledparents "TAKE OFF YOUR PROSTHETIC, IT...
<p>r/Entitledparents OP works at a hospital, and he also happens to have a prosthetic ear. When goes in to treat a child patient, the kid's mother notices OP's prosthetic ear and actually gasps. She's so horrified by the ear that she demands that OP remove it because it's scaring her kid! OP refuses, and then the father starts grilling OP because the father assumes that OP is mentally disabled and has no business working as a medical professional. Can you imagine demanding that someone else remove their body part?</p>
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r/F-youkaren BEHOLD! I AM MEGA-KAREN!
<p>r/F-youkaren I'm trying out a new subreddit today that has really grown in popularity lately! This subreddit is all about the worst that Karens have to offer, with their entitlement, screaming at customer service workers, and just all-around douchiness. I had to use my normal voice on a lot of these posts because I was afraid of hurting my vocal cords, lol. Using the Karen voice for 20 minutes nonstop would be like toying with the dark arts.</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Said to Report Hi...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has a toxic employer who doesn't want to pay OP's government-mandated fees. The employer is supposed to pay into OP's retirement fund, but it turns out that the boss is stiffing OP. The boss throws out a smug, "If you don't like, it report it to the authorities." So, that's exactly what OP does! He reports the boss to the government authority for tax evasion, and the government immediately starts breathing down the boss's next. Be careful what you wish for!</p>
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r/Idontworkherelady "Black People Should Serve ...
<p>r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, OP is a black man attending a work event at a restaurant with his colleagues. He is very clearly a member of the party and not a restaurant worker, but that doesn't stop a Karen from handing him her keys and demanding that he go get her car. OP tries to politely explain that he's not part of the valet service, which prompts the Karen to call OP the worst thing you can call a black woman. I really wish OP had thrown her keys in the gutter!</p>
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r/Prorevenge My School Mocked My Disability, So...
<p>r/Prorevenge OP was born with a severe medical condition that requires her to undergo extensive surgery on her leg. The doctor ordered the school to give OP elevator access, but the school pretty much just ignored that demand, leaving OP to miss lunches. One day, OP gets tired of missing lunches so she tries to take the stairs... and actually falls down the stairs! OP and her parents sue the school into oblivion!</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole For Stealing My Son's Money to ...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP's brother is a 16 year-old young man who asks his parents to help him buy a car. It's a reasonable request -- after all, OP is 20-year-old woman and their parents helped buy her a car. They finally agree and OP's brother pools his money with his parents so they can go buy him a nice car. But instead of buying the brother a car, they buy themselves a new car -- using the brother's money! The brother is absolutely devastated and calls the parents out for their incredibly selfish behavior. Who do you think the butthole is here?</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole For Refusing to Babysit for Fre...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP gets a frantic message from her sister, who says that OP needs to watch her kids in an emergency. OP rushes over to her sister's house and is shocked to see that her brother-in-law is there as well. He refuses to watch his own children because it's the weekend and he deserves to play video games all day. So this guy honestly expects a woman to come over to his house and babysit for free because video games are more important than raising his own kids. Is OP the butthole for refusing to accommodate her sexist brother-in-law?</p>