rSlash

I read Reddit stories with emotion and with funny voices. My most popular subreddits are r/Prorevenge, r/Entitledparents, and r/Choosingbeggars Subscribe to unlock bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/rslash/subscribe

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r/Maliciouscompliance Threaten Me? I'll Give Yo...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, an angry parent approaches OP (a teacher) and demands that OP changes a student's grade. The guy is screaming at OP while OP is trying to direct traffic after school, which is dangerous and just plain inconsiderate. Eventually, OP relents and agrees to changes the kid's grade... to something worse!</p>
16 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Fired Me, So I Ru...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP is one of the most valuable employees in his company. He delivers a premium product to the company's clients and gets rave reviews. When a new boss takes over the company, she immediately begins cutting costs by reducing the quality of the product and laying off employees. Eventually, the big boss puts her crosshairs on OP and fires him. You want me gone, boss? Sure thing! Hope your company can succeed without its most valuable employee!</p>
16 min
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r/Choosingbeggars Mega-Karen Demands I Give Her...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars OP is trying to sell a pony, so of course he gets a choosing beggar who demands that he gives her the pony for free. The Karen complains that she can't afford to pay for pony delivery, so she also expects OP to deliver the pony to her house. Lady, if you can't even afford to transport a pony, then you certainly can't afford to shelter, feed, and care for a pony. How can people honestly be this delusional?</p>
16 min
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r/Entitledparents "GIVE ME YOUR BREAST MILK!"
<p>r/Entitledparents OP works at a daycare, and one of the moms gives her a few bottles of her milk to feed her young child. An entitled mother sees OP with the bottles of milk and confronts her, demanding that OP give the milk to her son. OP is confused because the entitled mother's son is 5, and why would she want another woman's milk? Still, the entitled mother is adamant and demands that the milk be shared because it's important to be fair. WTF?</p>
16 min
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r/Prorevenge I Sued My Toxic Boss For $500,000!...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works for an incredibly toxic boss who decides that he wants to date OP. He begins harassing her on an almost daily basis, and even gets OP's coworkers to pressure her into dating her boss. When OP turns him down, he begins setting her up to fire her. OP starts collecting evidence and contacts an employment lawyer. After he fires OP, he sues her for an estimated $500,000! Thanks for the generous severance package, boss!</p>
14 min
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r/Askreddit What Made You Quit Your Job on Your...
<p>r/Askreddit We've all worked terrible jobs before, but these jobs are the worst of the worst. These Reddit users have stories from toxic bosses, unbearable customers, and horrible working conditions. For example, one Reddit user went to a job where he was expected to take advantage of senior citizens to sell them junk they didn't need and couldn't afford. Another Reddit user had a boss who expected OP to live on a $3,500/year salary. Yeah, you read that right... $3,500 PER YEAR.</p>
20 min
1432
r/AmITheA**hole For Sending Cops To My Sister's...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's mother tragically died many years ago. OP has her mother's necklace as a keepsake. When OP's stepsister sees the necklace, she asks OP if she can wear it during her wedding. OP refuses and hides the necklace in her house, but somehow her sister finds the necklace and steals it! When OP finds out that her late mother's necklace has been stolen, she sends the cops to her stepsister's wedding to get it back! Is OP the butthole for ruining her stepsister's wedding by sending in the cops?</p>
16 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Finding My Friend's OnlyFan...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole One day, OP was clicking around the Internet looking for content 😏 when he stumbled upon an OnlyFans account and instantly recognized the girl. It's his best friend's little sister! He wasn't sure what to do, so he contacted his friend's sister and let her know that he was able to identify her due to her tattoos. When her older brother found out that OP knew about the account, he becomes furious at OP and cuts him out of his life. Is OP the butthole in this situation?</p>
17 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance "OBEY ME OR QUIT!" "ok......
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP works at a restaurant where a new manager who thinks that he's God's gift to mankind starts bossing people around. He explodes on OP over nothing and actually fires her on the spot. She walks out of the restaurant... and so does half the staff! Good luck running your restaurant without any employees, you idiot! Turns out that paying people minimum wage and treating them like garbage is a terrible way to retain employees!</p>
14 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Tricked My Stupid Boss ...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP starts working at a company where his friend is also an employee. When OP's friend realizes that OP is making more than her, she starts to jealously harass OP, forcing him to take on extra projects and work on weekends. OP is more than happy to comply because he's racking up overtime! OP's friend thought that she was making OP's life miserable, when in reality she was just helping him make fat stacks 💰</p>
14 min
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r/Choosingbeggars "I Only Date Handsome Million...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars Welcome to the insane world of incel choosing beggar dating! We've got ugly, basic girls who want to date handsome millionaires, and incel neckbeards who want to date supermodel, submissive slaves. And what they offering to these high-value partners? Well, absolutely nothing. They just expect the world to conform to their completely unrealistic expectations because that's what choosing beggars always do.</p>
18 min
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r/Entitledparents She Called My Disabled Baby A...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has a young infant who was born with complications. Due to the child's cleft lip, OP has to feed her baby with the help of a milk syringe. Another woman at the shopping center sees OP feeding her child and just automatically assumes that OP is some drug addict who's shooting up in public, and that her baby's birth defects are caused by drug abuse. Luckily, security guards arrive to put a stop to her insanity and permanently ban the woman from the shopping center.</p>
16 min
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r/Prorevenge My Girlfriend Cheated On Me, So I ...
<p>r/Prorevenge OP is dating a girl in high school, and he discovers that she's been secretly cheating on him by finding guys to hook up with online. Luckily for OP, he's also tutoring her in a very important subject at school. Instead of getting mad, OP gets even? He photoshops fake lesson plans to trick his girlfriend into learning wrong information so that she's guaranteed to fail the class and delay her graduation!</p>
19 min
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r/Nuclearrevenge She Cheated On Me, So I Comple...
<p>r/Nuclearrevenge In today's story, OP starts dating a girl named Lisa, and he falls for her hard. After a night of drinking, he discovers that she has been cheating on him repeatedly throughout their entire relationship. What follows is an incredibly epic, toxic, and destructive plan for revenge wherein OP systematically destroys every aspect of her life. He's so destructive in his path for vengeance that he even destroys his own life as well, but nothing can stop OP from hurting his cheating ex.</p>
23 min
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r/Idontworkherelady Karen Tried To Steal My Dog!
<p>r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, OP takes his dog to visit the animal shelter so he can donate some pet supplies. A Karen at the shelter with her son sees OP's dog and just thinks, "A dog at a shelter? It must be adoptable!" She demands to be able to adopt OP's dog, despite OP telling her that his dog isn't up for adoption. Eventually, the shelter employee gets involved and has to tell Karen that she can't just adopt any dog she wants. Lady, you can't just try to take someone's dog. Haven't you ever watched John Wick?</p>
17 min
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r/Pettyrevenge My Husband Slept With My Sister....
<p>r/Pettyrevenge What is this, the Jerry Springer show? Nah, just r/Pettyrevenge! In today's story, OP's husband breaks up with her out of the blue, and then OP's husband starts living with OP's sister. Her husband swears up and down that he's now sleeping with her sister. Yeah, right! Then OP shouldn't need to warn him that her sister has an STD, right? If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes!</p>
17 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Refusing To Save My Mom's L...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP is the product of his mother's affair, which resulted in his father divorcing his mother. As a result, OP's mother blames him and treats him like absolute garbage throughout his entire life. She even convinces the rest of her family to bully him as well. The abuse gets so bad that he leaves to live on his own. Well, eventually OP becomes fairly successful, and OP's mom comes knocking because she wants money for life-saving medical treatment. OP tells her to pound sand, but then has second thoughts and thinks that he might be the butthole. What do you think?</p> <p>https://anchor.fm/rslash/subscribe</p>
17 min
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r/AmITheA**hole She Thought I Was A Maid Becaus...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP is a teenage girl who's attending an event with her parent's friends. She also has much darker skin than her siblings. When she goes to clean the dishes, one of the party guests starts talking to OP and just assumes that OP is the maid, apparently because of her dark skin. OP, being a teenager, pranks the guest by going along with their assumption and calling her siblings "young master." When the truth gets revealed, the guest is so embarrassed she has to leave. Who's the butthole here: OP or the guest?</p>
18 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Stupid Boss VS The Uni...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP is enlisted in the military, and he also works a normal 9-5 job. He gets orders to appear for a training drill, so he informs his boss. Like an absolute idiot, OP's boss tries to tell him that coming into work is more important than showing up for military duty, so OP will be fired if he skips work. Well, turns out that violating an active soldier's rights is a pretty big deal in the eyes of the US military. After OP makes just one phone call, the manager is stumbling over himself trying to apologize to OP.</p>
16 min
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r/Maliciouscompliance "FIX YOUR UNIFORM OR YOU'...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, an uptight manager decides that OP's uniform isn't up to company standards. OP wears shorts while he collects shopping carts from the parking lot in 90 degree heat. The manager threatens OP, "Change your uniform, or you're fired!" Sure thing, boss! OP walked off the job and didn't come back, leaving his stupid manager to collect all those carts himself! If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes!</p>
17 min
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r/Choosingbeggars "I'M A DOCTOR, SO GIVE ME FRE...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars It turns out that anybody can become a choosing beggar, even doctors! This choosing beggar doctor went to a business and demanded that she get free stuff just because she's a doctor. The business actually agreed and gave her free items. How did she show her gratitude? By giving the business a negative review online! Sometimes, it feels like you just can't win with these people.</p>
14 min
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r/Entitledparents Stupid Parents Get Their Kid ...
<p>r/Entitledparents You ever go to a store and see parents who let their misbehaved kid just run around and do whatever he wants? Well, the parents in today's story definitely regret letting their kid run wild. The dumb kid manages to get stuck in a vase owned by the store, so they have to shatter the vase to get him out. Naturally, the parents blame the store and refuse to pay, but the store is well within their rights to force these entitled parents to fork over money for the broken vase!</p>
16 min
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r/Prorevenge I Scammed My Toxic Boss Into Payin...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works for an incredibly toxic boss who steals from his employees by paying them less than they're owed. Eventually, OP gets sick of constantly getting shorted by his employer, so he hatches a plan with his friend. They create a website together and trick his boss into thinking that a huge hedge fund is going to invest in his ideas. There's only one catch: the catfishing company wants proof that the boss is running a "legitimate" business that pays their employees. So, the big boss has to write an even bigger pay check!</p>
18 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Firing My Cheating Dad?
<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP works at his father's company. His mother has an affair with one of the employees at that company. Then, OP's father dies and leaves the entire company to OP. OP's mother then marries the guy she had an affair with, which means that OP's employee is also his step-father. His stepdad starts acting like he owns the place, breaking rules and bossing other people around. OP decides that enough is enough and fires his own stepdad. This pisses off both his mom and his stepfather, leaving him to wonder if he's the butthole here.</p>
19 min
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r/AmITheA**hole For Refusing To Give My Half-Br...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP discovers that his grandfather may have cheated on his grandmother, resulting in a half-brother. After the grandfather dies and leaves OP a considerable estate, the half-brother shows up and asks for a DNA test because he wants to know who his father really is. OP refuses because he doesn't want to share his inheritance with this total stranger. Does that make him the butthole?</p>
16 min