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r/AmITheA**hole For Not Giving $40,000 to a Thi...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP doesn't have any kids of her own, so she starts saving money for her nephew's education. Eventually, she raises over $40,000 to pay for college. She agreed to keep this a secret from her nephew because his parents want him to work to earn scholarships, rather than just lazily expecting money. Well, it turns out that the nephew has been stealing money from her purse for years, and OP finally finds out about it. She changes her mind about giving him the $40,000, which of course causes the thief to flip out and start apologizing. Is OP the butthole here?</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Manager Told Me To Qui...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's company has an obnoxious policy about phone use. A manager catches OP on his phone, and of course the manager decides to lecture OP despite the fact that OP is the most useful and productive worker in the entire company. OP takes his manager up on his offer to quit, leaving his manager dumbstruck. Be careful what you wish for, boss!</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance My Boss Fired Me, Then BE...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance Why is it that bosses everywhere are so incredibly stupid? In today's episode, OP gets fired from her job as a teacher because she wasn't wearing a uniform, even though she's not required to wear a uniform. OP just shrugs and moved on with her life because they were making her work for free anyway. The next day, OP's boss calls her back wondering why she isn't at work. "You fired me, remember? Be careful what you wish for!"</p>
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r/Prorevenge They Robbed My Home, So I Electroc...
<p>r/Prorevenge OP owns a vacation home out in a tropical jungle, so he's often turns off power while he's not using the home. Copper thieves keep sneaking onto OP's property to steal his copper cables. OP eventually gets sick of it, so he installed a backup power system that will turn on in case the main power is cut. The thieves come back, turn off the main power, and then go to cut the copper cables thinking that the power is off... but the power is very much ON! The thieves electrocute themselves on the live wires!</p>
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r/Entitledparents My Dad Used a Hidden Camera t...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is a young girl with a stepfather. She finds out that her stepdad installed a secret security camera in the house, but he didn't tell her about it. He told OP's mom, but not OP herself. Luckily, OP's mom warned her about the camera. Her stepfather claimed that it was for "home security," but the camera faced an area where OP often hung out. OP later finds out by reading her step-dad's texts that the real reason for the camera was to secretly capture footage of her undressing!</p>
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r/Choosingbeggars STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY NUTS 🥜
<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we venture into the crazy world of garden thieves. Apparently, its extremely common for people to sneak onto someone's property and steal all of their fruits, vegetables, and nuts. In one story, OP catches a group of organized thieves in a major nut theft operation, including heavy machinery and deadly weapons. OP catches the thieves red-handed and holds them at gunpoint until the cops show up!</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole For Using My Wife's Trauma To W...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's is married to a woman who was relentlessly bullied when she was in school. Today, while they were out shopping, OP's wife says something mean about another customer, so OP says that now his wife is being a bully. His wife was deeply hurt by that accusation and is now upset at OP. Is he the butthole for using his wife's trauma against him like that?</p>
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r/Askreddit What Crazy Things Happen at 5-Star ...
<p>r/Askreddit Have you ever wondered what kind of crazy, horrible, scary, and sexy things happen at hotels? The hotel workers in today's story reveal the craziest secrets of the hotel industry. We've got stories about adult entertainment workers, illegal substances, human trafficking, insane celebrities, and more! These stories will probably make you think twice about spending the night in a hotel room.</p>
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r/Storiesaboutkevin He Thinks that All Plants A...
<p>r/Storiesaboutkevin In today's episode, Kevin visits his vegetarian aunt and wonders why she isn't eating any ham. His aunt explains that she's a vegetarian, so she only eats plants. Kevin gets really confused. "But all plants are animals, and you eat plants." Everybody is in shock at how stupid Kevin is. Does this guy honestly think that all plants are made of meat?</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Got My Manager Fired By...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance OP works at a hotel, and her job is to go through the hallways to collect all the dirty trays from leftover room service. OP's stupid manager decides to go on a power trip and orders OP to help him out instead of collecting trays. OP happily complies, causing dishes to pile up across the entire hotel. Eventually, high-level executives at the hotel notice that something is wrong, so they ask OP why she isn't doing her job. OP happily reports that her idiotic manager won't let her do what she's supposed to do. Say goodbye to your job, manager!</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole For Refusing To Give My Sister ...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP purchased a lake house owned by his parents, and he now lives there fulltime with his girlfriend. His sister is getting married, and she asked OP if she could have her honeymoon at his lake house for a few weeks. OP refuses because he doesn't want his sister doing the dirty all over his new house. Also, he lives there! Where would he go during those weeks? His sister becomes furious when he refuses and uninvites him from her wedding. Is OP the butthole here?</p>
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r/Choosingbeggars THE ELEPHANT'S 🍆 WAS TOO BIG!!!
<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, an angry Karen gets upset that her family trip to the zoo was ruined! She was at the elephant exhibit and... let's just say that the elephant was REALLY excited to be there. The Karen just had to leave a review expressing her completely justifiable anger at the zoo for allowing the elephant to show off his fifth leg. This Karen suggests that the zoo staff should give this poor animal some relief so that it never happens again!</p>
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r/Prorevenge Steal My Pills? I'll Swap My Pills...
<p>r/Prorevenge OP is a medical condition that requires him to take prescription medication. His two roommates think that it's a good idea to start taking OP's very important medication. No problem! OP can just swap out his medication with high-powered laxatives and wait until the sh** hits the fan, so to speak. His roommates spend the night glued to the toilet and learn a valuable lesson about stealing things from others!</p>
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r/Prorevenge My Boss Said "Date Me Or YOU'RE FI...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP gets hit with 2 separate cases of harassment. First an employee harasses her, so she reports the incident to her boss. Then her boss harasses her! OP decides that enough is enough and waits for her moment to strike back against her incredibly toxic boss. That moment arrives when the regional manager comes by for a surprise inspection, so OP happily spill the tea about her terrible boss. Say bye-bye to your job, boss!</p>
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r/Entitledparents "GIVE MY SON YOUR IPAD!"
<p>r/Entitledparents OP grandpa gave her a brand new iPad that she can use for art. When the local Karen finds out about the iPad, she makes it her mission to guilt OP into handing over the iPad. She concocts this absurd fight and then demands that OP give her son her iPad as a way to apologize and to help her son cope with the stress. Even Karen's own daughter sticks up for OP, and as a result Karen kicks her daughter out of the house!</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole She Mocked a Widow About Her De...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, a young mother tragically lost her husband and one of her young children in a car accident, leaving her with just one surviving child. During the funeral, OP's sister-in-law decides to excitedly announce to the world that she's pregnant. She even comes up to the grieving widow and says that she hopes that she doesn't have to go through what the widow went through. OP the entitled woman out of the funeral for being so incredibly disrespectful. Is he the butthole in this situation?</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Got $45,000 For Reporti...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works for a boss who thinks that he can get away with stealing software and using trial versions of programs illegally. When the bossman tries to screw over OP, OP retaliates by turning his boss over to the authorities. The boss ends up paying a $1,000,000 fine, and OP is rewarded with a $45,000 payout. Thanks for the severance package, boss!</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Gave My Boss My Dirty P...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP causes one of her managers to get fired. This leads to all of the other managers retaliating against her by constantly subjecting her to "random" locker searches. You wanna search OP's locker? No problem! OP makes sure that they are really going to regret searching through her locker. First, she stores thousands of pennies in her locker, which the manager has to count out to make sure she isn't stealing. When that doesn't work, she ups the stakes by keeping her dirtiest of dirty laundry in her locker.</p>
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r/Choosingbeggars "GIVE MY UNBORN BABY $25,000"
<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP is asked to be a godfather for a friend's unborn baby. OP's friend sends over this long, unusual contract that spells out all the things he has to do in order to qualify for being a godfather. For example, he has to work as a free, unpaid babysitter for the child for 18 years. He also has to give the baby $25,000 for education, and even more money over the following 18 years. Why would you give someone money to become an unpaid babysitter-slave for life?</p>
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r/Entitledparents She Called The Cops Because I...
<p>r/Entitledparents OP is nice enough to let his mother move into his house, which has a separate attached apartment. The mother moves in, and instantly starts treating the house as if it belongs entirely to her. She uses OP's kitchen, living room, and constantly disrespects his boundaries. He eventually decides to put locks on the door attaching the house to the apartment, so his mother responds by calling the cops. She tells the police that her son locked her out of her house. The audacity of some people!</p>
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r/Idontworkherelady I Accidentally Walked Onto ...
<p>r/Idontworkherelady OP works as a stringer, which is a person who drives to the scene of accidents or crimes and records the incident so they can sell the footage to news stations. One night, he manages to show up to a murder scene really early, even before the police arrive. When the cops show up they just assume that he's part of evidence collection, so the cops actually open the door and invite him to walk into the murder scene to start filming. A little while later, the actual evidence collection guys show up, and all the cops turn to stare at OP. Uh-oh.</p>
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r/Talesfromtechsupport Can You Fix It?
<p>r/Talesfromtechsupport Are you ready for stupid end users and moronic bosses? In today's episode, a company thinks they can trick their team of IT workers into working free overtime in a state where free overtime is strictly illegal. The IT workers happily put in the hours, log how much time they work, and then wait for the perfect moment to file a group lawsuit against their employers and sue them for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Don't mess with the IT people!</p>
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r/Nuclearrevenge My Brother Bullied Me, So I Wa...
<p>Growing up, OP had an absolutely evil twin brother who tried to make OP's life miserable. He bullied, teased, and harassed OP at every possible opportunity. He also lied to break up OP's first relationship. Years later, when OP's brother is lying in his death bed of kidney failure, OP doesn't feel an ounce of sympathy. OP walks out of the hospital knowing that he's a match to his brother, but he refuses to save the life of the person who bullied him for years.</p>
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r/Pettyrevenge I Tricked My Mom Into Ruining He...
<p>r/Pettyrevenge Every week, OP makes pizza for his family. He loves extra sauce, so he pours extra pizza sauce on his pizza. His parents flip out and accuse him of selfishly hoarding all the sauce for himself instead of sharing with the family. He tells his mom that he was only using the leftover sauce, and that there's no way she could finish the rest of the sauce by herself. Infuriated, OP's mom dumps the remaining jar of sauce onto her pizza, creating a gooey mountain of tomato sauce.</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole For Not Becoming A Kawaii Anime...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP is an American girl who speaks Japanese, and she's married to a guy of Japanese descent who doesn't speak Japanese, but his parents do. OP's husband starts demanding that she call him the Japanese term for "honored husband," even around his parents. OP refuses because it's extremely cringey and inappropriate, which causes her husband to sulk and lash out. Is she the butthole for not becoming a kawaii anime waifu for her beloved husbando?</p>