<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, a choosing beggar wants a door company to hand over $90,000 in free product for "exposure." Yes, you read that correctly: $90,000 in free product. She thinks that installing the doors on her horse barn will help the company make money by exposing the product to other people. She also tried to argue that the doors should only be worth $10,000, so she should get an $80,000 discount. Lady, WTF???</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is happily childfree, which of course means that he's able to save more money. His friends, however, decided to have kids so they're frequently strapped for cash. OP has been saving money for months to go on a long vacation. When his entitled-parent friends find out about that, they demand that OP gives them $3,000 so they can have a vacation of their own. Fat chance!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP worked at a very high level in a large company. He accidentally discovered that his boss was embezzling money from the company, so OP's boss fired OP. Then, the boss turned around and gave the job to his mistress! OP patiently created a revenge plan that involved luring his boss out of the country (on the boss's dime) during a very important corporate meeting. Then, he tipped off the company that the boss was about to quit. In one weekend, OP destroyed his old boss's job, dreams, and marriage!</p>

<p>r/TIFU In today's episode, OP was babysitting his nephew for the day. When he went to go pick up his nephew, his nephew says that his friend can come hang out for the day as well. OP asks the friend if his mom knows about this, and the kid says "yes." So, OP takes his nephew and the friend to his home without realizing that the friend was lying about having permission. He later gets a frantic call from his sister asking if he had the friend. She was about to call the cops and file a missing person's report!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's son is a 16 year-old-boy who was in a relationship with a girl from school. He lost a family member, so he broke up with his girlfriend so he could have time to heal. The girl did NOT take it well and started harassing and stalking her ex-boyfriend. Eventually, she took it way too far when she broke into OP's house, redecorated a room, and served her ex-boyfriend a cake. OP decided to press charges for breaking and entering, but now people are calling him a butthole. What do you think?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a part of a biker crew that visited a bar. One of the bikers was wearing a full-body leather riding suit. The owner demanded that everybody take off their biker gear, so he maliciously complied and took off his one-piece riding suit. He wasn't wearing anything underneath, so he was standing in the middle of the bar in his birthday suit!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP spent most of her childhood caring for her younger sister, who had cancer as a child. Her sister grew up to be spoiled, and decided to have an affair with OP's boyfriend for months without OP knowing. She even got pregnant by OP's boyfriend! When OP found, she was absolutely devastated. Now OP's family is pressuring OP to just accept the new relationship and move on. Is OP the butthole in this situation?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP goes head-to-head with an egotistical manager at a Red Lobster. OP knows that the manager is wrong, but this is Malicious Compliance so OP is more than happy to obey the manager's stupid instructions. OP complies, causing the restaurant to get hugely backed up during rush hour. Everyone in the restaurant blames the manager, who of course tries to pin the blame on OP.</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars Does anybody out there have about $20,000 just sitting around? This choosing beggar wants somebody to buy them a brand new car. Don't worry, it doesn't have to be a Ferrari or anything crazy like that. All they want is a new SUV that costs around $20-30,000. That's not too bad, right? You can just venmo the money to them. Thanks!</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, a happy couple decide to adopt a sweet little girl. When they announce that they don't intend to have biological children, their parents flip out and start harassing them to get pregnant. They even go so far as to say that they will disown their son if he doesn't give them a grandchild. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works as a teacher at a private school. The owner is an incredibly toxic employer who treats his employees like garbage and looks down on his "lessers." He eventually fires OP, so OP goes reports his boss to the government for using hundreds of pirated software programs. The boss got hit with so many fines that he had to shut down his business! Apparently the boss didn't learn his lesson, because he tried to sue OP and lost even more money!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's father went through a bitter divorce with his mother. His father actually passed away while he was trying to run away to Canada with his mistress. OP's mom retaliated against her cheating husband by calling him an adulterer on his gravestone. Now OP's family members are pressuring OP to change the headstone. Is the butthole by sticking by his mother's decision?</p>

<p>r/TIFU There's a trend going around to eat the world's spiciest potato chip. It only takes 1 chip to set your mouth on fire. For some reason, OP decides that it's a good idea to eat not one chip, but TWO! As you might expect, he immediately regrets that decision because it feels like a campfire is burning inside of his mouth. He tries to drink water, which just spreads the spicy oils down his throat and across his lips.</p>

<p>r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, OP gets mistaken as an employee at a retail store because she happens to be wearing clothes from that store. A Karen asks OP where she got her clothes. OP says she doesn't work there, so the Karen becomes enraged and tries to physically rip the clothes off of OP's body! OP managed to clock the Karen in the face during the confrontation, so Karen got way more than she bargained for!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is so pregnant that she could go into labor at any moment. Despite this, her husband insists on hanging out with his buddies every night to watch sports games. OP goes into labor, and her husband refuses to come take her to the hospital because the game isn't over yet. He even lies to her and tells her that he's on the way, when in reality he was just hanging with his friends, watching the game. OP eventually had to call another relative to take her to the hospital.</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has an obnoxious who likes to control people just because he can control people. He rides OP about the office dress code, so OP is happy to maliciously comply by exploiting a loophole in the company dress code that allows him to proudly display his thick chest hair. Careful what you wish for, boss!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP takes her one-year-old child to work for a "take your kid to work" day. Her pregnant coworker also shows up. OP's child, being a young kid, looks up the pregnant coworker's dress. The coworker absolutely loses her mind and says that OP's literal baby was mean to &nbsp;her, and that this is how predators are made. Lady, WHAT? He's literally 1-and-a-half years old. He's not attacking you, he's just a curious kid. Are you actually that insane?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP works as a security guard at a large facility. He notices a Karen park her car in a reserved space, and then sneak in through a back door without paying for her ticket! OP doesn't really care about the stolen ticket, but he approaches her to get her to move her car. She assumes that he's there about the stolen ticket, so she quickly shuts OP down. OP just shrugs, walks off, and tows the Karen's car!</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP gets a disgusting offer from a firefighter. OP's a woman, and the guy claims that he can help her get a firefighter job if she sleeps with him. He writes this long, gross, multi-page text with all the reasons why she should become his friends with benefits, and how he's a "really nice guy" who's also "amazing in bed." Dude, if you're really such a catch, why do you have to blackmail girls into being with you? 🙄</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP tells a story from when she was a young girl suffering from a very dangerous type of cancer. She got offered a wish by the Make-a-Wish foundation. She really wanted to go meet her favorite band, but her toxic mother forced her to take the entire family to a tropical vacation instead. OP gave in because she was just a child who wanted to make her mother happy, even though she really wanted to see that band. Wow, imagine stealing a dying child's last wish 🤡🤡🤡</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP's bosses try to save some money by forcing all of the employees into doing illegal maintenance around the store. OP refuses to do these highly dangerous tasks, so of course his boss tries to fire him. OP retaliates by reporting the company to government agencies, which immediately shut the company down for dangerous work practices. The freaking CEO of the company comes to fire OP's boss, and beg OP not to press charges!</p>

<p>r/TIFU In today's episode, OP was taking a shower and chose not to wrap a towel around his waste when he was finished. This turned out to be a terrible mistake, because his wife's new kitten is very curious and playful. So when the kitten so a new *dangly toy* attached to OP's waist, the cat pounced! OP felt SEARING PAIN as the kitten attacked a certain body that should definitely never be attacked by kittens. Ouch!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's roommate sneaks into his room and steals a special dish that his girlfriend cooked for him. The dish contains nuts, which OP's roommate is extremely allergic to. When she eats the dish, she has a reaction and has to use an epipen. The roommate flips out on OP and demands that OP pays for her epipen because OP is "responsible" for the dish with nuts. But lady... YOU STOLE THE DISH! That makes you a thief, so why should OP pay you anything?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has a toxic math teacher who absolutely hates his guts for no reason. So when OP is feeling sick one day during a test, his math teacher assumes that he's faking it and tells him to prove that he' ssick. OP happily obliges, even though he couldn't stop himself even if he wanted to. He barfs all over the classroom floor. This insane teacher then tries to get OP in trouble by claiming that he did it on purpose just to make a scene in class. WTF?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP overperforms at his new job because he's chasing a promotion! During his first yearly review, his boss tells him that they don't give out big promotions for people in their first year, so OP doesn't get a promotion. OP decides that if they're going to pay him a minimum wage salary, then he's going to deliver minimum wage work! He stops doing all of his boss's work, and his boss's life immediately becomes miserable.</p>