<p>r/TIFU In today's episode, OP is a Kung Fu student who also happens to be a bit on the older side. A much younger girl in her early 20s joins the class and the two get paired up for sparring. Their assignment is to practice choke-holds and escapes. OP manages to land a chokehold on his much younger and prettier opponent. As soon as he squeezes her neck... SHE MOANS! The entire class freezes and stares at OP and the hot girl.</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/Trueoffmychest Today's story is a wild ride. OP is a married woman who lives next to her parents. One day, she walks in on her husband sleeping with her own mother! She learns that her husband and mom have been having an affair for over a decade, and he even got her pregnant! That means that some of her siblings are actually her step-siblings AND her step-children! OP becomes utterly heartbroken and destroys her mom's life because she deserves it!</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's wife is a professional makeup artist who takes great pride in her makeup. His friends, however, hate his wife's makeup and make fun of her behind her back. During a group hangout event, OP's friends mock his wife by saying that she looks like a cancer ward patient, causing his wife to cry and leave the event. OP tries to defend his friends by saying that it was just a joke. What do you think?</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a young woman who uses public transportation. A creepy guy sits next to her, pinning her between himself and the window. When it's time for her to get off the bus, the creepy guy refuses to move and tells OP to squeeze past him. OP decides to maliciously comply and squeezes past him -- while slamming her backpack into his face, giving him a bloody nose! Careful what you wish for!</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a son who is dating a &nbsp;young woman of questionable values. The girl is clearly emotionally unstable, passive, and just plain nuts. Inevitably, OP's son breaks up with the girl, which causes her to completely flip out and start harassing OP's son. This culminates in the girl trashing the car of OP's son. The girl's parents try to brush it off as "kids will be kids," but OP wants to press charges over the literal thousands of dollars of damage done to the vehicle. Does that make OP the butthole?</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP discovers a way to turn $1 into $5! It's a bit complicated, but basically he buys a $1 cookie, which earns him $1 in points. Then he does some online magic to convert that $1 in points into $5 in Sears points, which allows him to spend $5 on whatever he wants in the store. He does this a thousand times and magically turns $1,000 into $5,000. FREE MONEY!</p><p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP works as a safety officer on construction sites. It's his job to make sure that all crane operations are performed safely. One of his coworkers steals his job right from under his nose by sucking up to the boss. OP realizes that this guy is incredibly incompetent at crane safety, so he basically just steps back and waits for the guy to screw up. The idiot coworker hooks a crane up incorrectly to a roof and almost destroys an entire building -- AND the people inside!</p> <p>Get $90 off and a free gift at Sunbasket! Go to sunbasket.com/rslash - Enter the promocode "rslash" at checkout.</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has an incredibly bizarre experience with his boss at work. He decides to quit and he gives them his 2 week's notice. His boss refuses to accept the two week notice and demands that OP continues to work after his final day. OP basically just shrugs and says "nope." Then, the boss has the incredibly dumb idea of saying "If you don't come in to work after you quit, you're fired!" LOL!</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars Ladies, do you hate money? Do you love working for a sexist jerk who think that he's the next Tony Stark? Then I've got the perfect job for you! This "employer" is looking for a cute girl to work as his fulltime UNPAID secretary. But don't worry! Once his business becomes profitable, he will finally start paying you a salary. Just think of the potential! You could become his very own Pepper Potts!</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP tells the horror story of what it's like to live with parents to treat their children like their own personal property. OP is trying to go out and live her own life, but her parents want to keep her at home as a full-time unpaid nanny for their younger kids. OP tried to go out and get a job, but her parents flipped out because they were about to lose their free childcare. What's the point of having a kid if you're not even going to love and support them?</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is the breadwinner in the family and her husband doesn't work. Her husband wants to go golfing with his buddies, but OP insists that they need to save money to fix their broken roof. So instead of accepting her answer, the husband decides to steal $6,000 from his wife's account to buy expensive golf clubs for a weekend getaway with the boys. When OP finds out and confront her husband, he tries to argue that she's being abusive and is controlling her life. WTF?</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP has an incredibly stupid boss who thinks that OP is expendable, even though he very much isn't. OP gets fired and takes a healthy severance package. A few weeks later, OP gets a call from his boss BEGGING him to come back to work and save the company from bankruptcy. OP agrees, but only if the boss pays him $450 per hour. Who said revenge doesn't pay?</p>

<p>r/Storiesaboutkevin Are you ready for stories about some of the DUMBEST people to ever walk the earth? These people are so dumb that they couldn't figure out how to pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the bottom. For example, one Kevin thinks that all Chinese people are black, and another person thinks that the sun makes noise, which causes the "summer noise." How dumb can you be?</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is being terrorized by one of the worst kinds of villains: an office food thief! OP investigates and catches the dirty food thief red handed as he was literally sitting down to eat OP's lunch. OP confronts the food thief and embarrasses him in front of the entire office. Some coworkers said that OP went too far by embarrassing the food thief. What do you think? If you ask me, food thieves deserve to be embarrassed.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a new father who discovers that his wife has a terrible habit of leaving their newborn baby unattended in the car while she runs errands. He confronts her about this habit, and she promises to change her behavior. Later, he notices his wife's car at a gas station and stops to say hello. When he realizes that his wife left their child in her UNLOCKED car, he becomes enraged and takes the baby. If she refuses to protect their child, OP will show her the consequences of her carelessness.</p> <p>Go to ExpressVPN.com/slash to get 3 months free with a 1 year subscription.</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP buys a home out in the country to enjoy a quiet life. A property development firm buys up all of the surrounding land and turns the quiet neighborhood into a suburb. The developers then start pressuring OP into joining an HOA. OP refuses, which causes them to constantly harass OP over and over about the HOA. OP eventually gets sick of it and hires a lawyer. After some investigating, OP learns that the developers broke several laws in building these houses, resulting in fines exceeding $1,000,000!</p> <p>Go to ExpressVPN.com/slash to get 3 months free with a 1 year subscription.</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars Who needs to be paid in dollars when you can get paid in HAMBURGERS AND BUTT MEDICINE?! In today's episode, we've got the deal of a lifetime that you'd have to be a fool to pass up. This choosing beggar wants to buy a car in exchange for free hamburgers and suppositories. Let's be honest, that's what you were going to spend the money on anyways, right? So you may as well skip a step and sell your car. What a deal!</p> <p>Go to ExpressVPN.com/slash to get 3 months free with a 1 year subscription.</p>

<p>r/Talesfromtechsupport In today's episode, the new boss in an IT department decides that he's the most important person there, so he literally steals another worker's email. Unfortunately for Mr. Boss, this new email address gets Very Important emails that must be addressed immediately. The worker tries to warn his boss about these emails, but the boss ignores him. Eventually, the inevitable happens and the company gets into huge trouble because somebody was ignoring those Very Important emails. Since the stupid boss is the one who controls the email account, he's the guy who gets in trouble!</p> <p>Go to ExpressVPN.com/slash to get 3 months free with a 1 year subscription.</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, an entitled family learns the hard way that "the customer is always right" doesn't really apply to the world of commercial air travel. This entitled family lets their spoiled children constantly run up and down the aisles, which leads to a confrontation between the parents and the plane staff. Things eventually get so heated that the the pilot has to make an emergency landing so they can kick off the entitled family. See ya, Karens! Welcome to the no-fly list!</p> <p>Go to ExpressVPN.com/slash to get 3 months free with a 1 year subscription.</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is a skilled cook who has cracked the code on cooking competitions. She knows exactly what type of recipes online cooking competitions are looking for, so she knows how to submit the winning recipe and secure the prize money. However, on one competition, the person running the contest stiffs OP on her prize money. She decides to scam the scammer by tricking him into hiring her for a critical position in the company, and then revealing at the last second that it was her all along.</p> <p>Go to ExpressVPN.com/slash to get 3 months free with a 1 year subscription.</p>

<p>r/Nuclearrevenge In today's episode, OP has to deal with an incredibly toxic landlord and his corrupt wife. OP gets tired of dealing with his landlord's harassment, so he decides to investigate some of his landlord's strange behavior. Why doesn't the landlord just file an eviction notice? Well, it's because the landlord can't legally rent out that property because he and his wife forged illegal government documents. OP uncovers their corrupt scheme, reports them to the cops, and watches as their entire family gets arrested!</p> <p>Go to ExpressVPN.com/slash to get 3 months free with a 1 year subscription.</p>

<p>r/TIFU Today's episode is a wild one... It's a story about how OP obliterated his wife's pet fish. Yes, the story really is as ridiculous as it sounds. The family fish was dying, and OP's wife asked him to put it out of its misery. Does OP give the fish a dignified end? No, of course not! He tries to Thanos snap the fish out of existence by smashing it into a million pieces. Now the beloved fish is reduced to goo and OP's poor wife is sobbing due to emotional trauma.</p> <p>Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole We've all heard the story before: "It's either me or the pet!" Normally, you expect that argument to be about a cat or a dog, but this time it's about a horse. OP is a horse girl who loves spending time at the farm with her horse. Her new boyfriend absolute hates her horse and demands that she sells it. He even refuses to allow her to spend time at the farm, insisting that she should want to spend every waking second with him instead. Who's the butthole here?</p> <p>Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has an absolutely insane interaction with a teacher. OP wasn't able to finish a homework assignment because he was literally in a coma for a few days. The teacher refuses to believe him, so she demands that OP does the homework anyway. OP complies by handwriting the homework on hospital stationary, and also includes a few photos of himself hooked up to hospital equipment just to seal the deal!</p> <p>Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP inadvertently destroys an wedding! OP's friend was cheated on, and then mysteriously her friend lost her wedding dress and jewelry. Later, OP gets invited to the ex husband's wedding, where she recognizes the stolen wedding dress and jewelry. OP alerts her friend, who calls the cops on them DURING the wedding! People are unsurprisingly furious about the wedding being ruined, so is OP the butthole?</p> <p>Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash</p>