<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, we have a romantic gentleman looking for the love of his life. He attempts to find his better half by writing a long wishlist and posting it online. He's basically looking for a supermodel love-slave who likes to cook and has "thick muscle thighs." Can't say I blame you, buddy. Aren't we all? If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP and her friend were raised in a toxic cult. Luckily, they were able to escape from their crazy cult and live a normal life on their owns. Tragedy strikes when OP's friend gets in a motorcycle accident and his hospitalized. The friend's family finds out about the accident and comes to the hospital where they try to abduct him. OP responds by systematically destroying their lives and families. If you like this content, subscribe to my channel for more daily Reddit content!</p>

<p>r/Askreddit We've got stories of people who realize they need to get the hell out of here as quickly as possible. One guy goes camping by himself in the woods and finds a wild animal that looks like it's been ritualistically sacrificed. Another person witnesses an attempted murder at a Waffle House. Another guy nearly gets eaten alive by a pack of wild dogs. These stories are shocking, bizarre, and truly terrifying!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP is an older gentleman who's dating the mother of an adult daughter. OP searches the daughter's username on Google hoping to find the daughter's Instagram. Instead, he finds her Reddit account, which she uses to post ~adult~ pictures. He immediately exits out of the page, but it's too late: he saw pictures of body parts that he definitely shouldn't have seen. He told his girlfriend about it, and now his girlfriend and the daughter are upset at OP. Is the butthole for looking at a butthole?</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's story, OP and his friends work at a fast food restaurant. The managers never trained OP and his friends on how to close, but nonetheless they force OP to close the restaurant. The next day, the managers yell at OP and his friends for closing down the restaurant incorrectly, even though they've never been trained. When OP protests, the manager says that if they don't like it, quit! Sure thing, boss! OP and his friends walked out in the middle of a slammed restaurant.</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP is a photographer who specializes in taking ~adult~ photographs for her clients. OP gets a new girl as a potential client, and this client actually asks OP to pay for butt implant surgery so she can have a bigger butt for the photoshoot. And the crazy thing is that she expects the surgery to happen THE SAME DAY as the photoshoot. What reality are these choosing beggars living in?</p>

<p>r/Tifu In today's story, OP is in a very important interview with his dream job -- a job at Reddit.com! The interviewer asks OP what sort of content he would share with viewers, and of course he mentions the legendary poop knife story. The interviewer has never heard of this post, so he's shocked and horrified. Does OP take a hint and stop talking about that gross story? NOPE! He just keeps rambling on and on about that infamous Reddit post.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP finds out that he has an adult daughter from an old relationship with his ex-girlfriend. The ex-girlfriend recently passed away, so the daughter sought out OP to try to build a relationship with him. But here's the catch: the ex told the daughter that OP abandoned her, when in reality OP had no idea that the ex was even pregnant. The ex lied to OP! After OP told his daughter the truth, the ex's family is upset that the dead mother is revealed to be a liar. Is OP the butthole in this situation?</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents Is there anything more dangerous than a Karen with a gun? In today's episode, OP is at the firing range practicing his aim. An entitled Karen decides that OP has no business shooting such a loud gun, so she actually walks up to him and tries to grab the gun out of his hands WHILE HE'S SHOOTING IT! Lady, do you have a death wish or something? Luckily, the store owners come to help and resolve the situation peacefully.</p>

<p>r/Storiesaboutkevin The Kevin in today's episode is especially dumb. Not only did he call the bomb squad on a stuffed animal and think that guys get periods, but he also randomly decided that it would be a good idea to drink his own pee. So, he starts guzzling it down by the gallon! Bottoms up, Kevin! If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a very skilled interior decorator and is living in a department. When the landlord discovers that OP's apartment looks incredibly beautiful, the landlord decides that he's going to start using OP's apartment as a model apartment to show prospective tenants. OP is having none of that, so he decides to do some redecorating... with mountains of gay e**tica. The landlord changes his mind pretty quickly!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, a bunch of greedy business owners decide that they're going to fire a huge chunk of their workers while giving all of the executive staff massive pay raises. The workers find out about the plan and decide to stage a mass walk-off... before the bosses are ready for it! The entire staff quits, leaving the company with no workers and too many managers, so of course the company can no longer handle the workload and it quickly crumbles. Oops! Maybe pay your workers next time 🤷</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has a nutty neighbor who believes that OP should just give her a huge piece of his property so that she can build a swimming pool. She demands OP to come to her house and sign over his driveway to her. When OP refuses, she says that she will take it from him with or without his help, so he may as well make it easy on everyone. And the best part: we have a voicemail! Yep, this video has a voicemail from a crazy, ranting Karen about how she deserves someone else's property.</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a black woman with a young daughter who goes to daycare. OP was shocked to discover that the daycare was segregating the black kids from the white kids by forcing the black kids to play in the sun, and letting the white kids play in the shade. OP told the daycare owner that this isn't safe because the kids could get sunburned, and then the daycare owner had the audacity to argue with the black woman and say that black people can't get sunburn.</p>

<p>r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, a complete jerkface decides to park in disabled parking even though he doesn't have a disabled placard. OP's mom, however, is disabled and she relies on those parking spaces. When jerkface walks off and leaves his car alone, OP's mom takes advantage of the freezing temperatures and some water to encase the jerk's key wells in solid ice. Maybe next time you'll think twice about being an inconsiderate prick!</p>

<p>r/Askreddit in today's Askreddit thread, we check out times when terrible rules at a person's school or work has backfired terribly! For example, one student threw his bully out of a school window because of his school's zero tolerance policy on violence. His perspective was, "If I'm going to get punished for defending myself, I may as well make it worth my while!" We also have stories of employees showing their bosses just how incredibly stupid the new company policies are. If you like this content, hit the subscribe button for more daily Reddit videos!</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has dyslexia and joins a college class. OP is allowed to use digital devices due to ADA guidelines. However, when OP tries to bring this up to the professor, the professor flips out and criticizes OP in the middle of class, saying that disabled people don't deserve special treatment just because they were in special ed. When the professor says, "If you don't like it, drop my class," many students are happy to maliciously comply!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a new neighbor move in next to him. For some reason, this woman gets it in her head that OP's private property is actually public property. She sneaks into OP's backyard and steals vegetables from his garden. When OP catches her, does she feel shame and apologize? Of course not! She argues that she has a right to steal from him, because of course the world revolves around her.</p>

<p>r/Relationships_Advice Today's episode is a blast from the past! Almost a decade ago, a concerned wife posted on Reddit because her husband became obsessed with bitcoins and was purchasing every bitcoin he could get his hands on. Back then, bitcoins only cost $300 each, and OP's husband was buying dozens of them. OP thought that her husband was going crazy and she wondered if she should divorce him. Well, today bitcoins are worth about $50,000 each!</p>

<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP drives up to his home as his wife runs out of their home in a panic. His wife tells him that the house is on fire, and that the baby is inside. Naturally, OP runs inside to save his infant child, all while the wife tries to stop him. OP put out the fire in the kitchen with a fire extinguisher and then saves the baby. He became furious at the wife for abandoning their child in a burning building, and now the wife is mad at him because he was mad at her.</p>

<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a minority in America, and she just loves to cook. She starts bringing some of her dishes into class. For some reason, a racist classmate gets all pissed off at OP for bringing in minority food, and she lectures OP about how she should only cook white people food... even though OP isn't white. OP happily complies. If you don't want any minority food, then she'll stop making extra food for you to eat! Enjoy going hungry, you racist jerk!</p>

<p>r/Tifu It's fine to take a sleeping pill before bed -- lots of people do! But when you're staying over at your new girlfriend's house, maybe you shouldn't take extra sleeping pills. After all, sleeping pills are designed to help you relax. You wouldn't want to get TOO relaxed, would you? That's what happened to OP. He took one too many sleeping pills and ended up dropping a hot one on his new girlfriend's bed. Oopsie Poopsie!</p>

<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP has to deal with his incredibly lazy and entitled brother-in-law. After his sister falls on hard times, she and her lazy boyfriend move into OP's house. Is this choosing beggar grateful that he has a free place to live? Of course not! All he does is whine and complain about how their place isn't good enough. When OP's sister finally finds a place they can afford, the choosing beggar expects OP to pay their rent for a full year! WTF?</p>

<p>r/Entitledparents In today's story, OP has an absolutely disgusting stepdad who likes to get drunk and then beat on women. One today, OP can't stand by any longer and grabs his baseball bat. Just as his stepdad goes to beat on his mom, he slams his stepdad in the knee and then starts wailing on him until the police show up. After he's been beaten to a pulp, the stepdad is hauled off to jail. If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit stories!</p>

<p>r/Prorevenge - In today's episode, OP goes in for a job interview, and the HR director there tries to get OP to bribe her. He refuses, so does everything she can to make OP's life miserable for as long as he works there. She harasses him, skips him over for promotions, and even blackmails OP's coworker into filling harassment charges against him. OP is a patient man, however, and slowly build a case against her, waiting for the perfect moment to strike!</p>