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r/Prorevenge My Girlfriend Stole My Car And Bea...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP dated a pretty local girl before he got sent off for military deployment. While he was away, his girlfriend broke into his apartment and stole his car! Then, she repainted it hot pink and parked it at her family's house. When OP tried to get it back, her whole family beat him up! But OP is a military guy and isn't afraid of a fight, so he eventually got his sweet revenge!</p>
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r/Askreddit What's The Craziest Butterfly Effec...
<p>r/Askreddit We've all heard of the butterfly effect, how one tiny little decision can snowball into a life-changing events. The people in this story describe the butterfly effects in their lives, like one person who avoided certain death just because he wanted to drink a cup of coffee, or another person who was born just because his mom pushed the wrong button at work. If you like this video, subscribe for more daily Reddit content!</p>
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r/F***youkaren Racist Karen Thinks Only Asians ...
<p>r/F***youkaren There's stupid, and then there's Karen stupid. In today's episode, an incredibly stupid Karen gets angry at an Asian person for putting on a mask ask Karen approaches. The Karen is shocked to think that an Asian person would be scared of getting the virus from here, a white lady. Apparently, Karen thinks that the virus is as racist as she is!</p>
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r/Idontworkherelady Karen Yells At Manager to F...
<p>r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, OP is in a wheelchair and was out shopping. OP ends up in an unfortunate encounter with an entitled Karen, who thinks that OP works there. Things escalate when OP runs over Karen's foot with her wheelchair, resulting in the Karen completely flipping out and demanding that the store fire OP -- even though OP doesn't work there! For more daily Reddit content, subscribe to my channel!</p>
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r/Askreddit Lawyers, What Was Your "HOLD IT!" M...
<p>r/Askreddit Are you ready for some intense court room drama? These lawyers of Reddit recount times when they absolutely knew they would instantly win the case. They catch liars on the stand, unveil dramatic evidence, and discover funny information that completely changes the case. Iff you like this video, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit content!</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole My Spouse Wants Me To Throw Awa...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's story, OP and her husband use a body pillow named DMZ-chan to keep the peace in the bedroom at night when they sleep. When her mother-in-law sees the body pillow, OP's husband immediately starts pressuring OP to get rid of the body pillow, but OP refuses! The body pillow saved their marriage! How could she betray DMZ-chan like that?</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance "YOU'RE IN AMERICA, SPEAK...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP gets tired of entitled Karens telling him to speak American when he's in America. So, he visits the local Native American tribe and asks them to teach him how to respond in their native tongue. Turns out that those racists weren't prepared for that malicious compliance! If you like this video, subscribe for more daily Reddit posts!</p>
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r/Prorevenge Karen Scammed My Family For $100,0...
<p>r/Prorevenge This epic tale of revenge puts a farm girl against a city-slicker scammer. The scammer fools OP's family once and steals over $100,000 from her family. Years pass, and OP stumbles upon a chance for truly epic revenge when she catches the scammer red-handed in one of her illegal schemes. This time, there's going to be a lot of angry people and cops involved!</p>
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r/Relationships My Partner Won't Stop Farting A...
<p>r/Relationships_Advice WHY WON'T HE STOP FARTING?! In today's video, OP has a husband who just won't. stop. farting! It makes everything in her life smell terrible. The odor clings to him, his clothes, his bed, and every little thing in their house. She loves her husband, but the nonstop farting is tearing their relationship apart. What can she do to fix this stinky problem?</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance Be Careful What You Wish ...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a company implements a bizarre policy that requires employees to travel across the country to admit to tell their boss why they missed sales targets. The company pays for all of that travel and accommodation. So, OP buys train tickets and hotel rooms to travel hundreds of miles to tell his boss that he quits!</p>
<p>r/Entitledparents Why does it seem like every entitled Karen out there seems to think that the rules just don't apply to them? That they can just do whatever they want, to whomever they want with no consequences? Well this Karen realizes the hard way that you can't put your hands on minors and get away with it! If you like this video, subscribe for more daily Reddit stories!</p>
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r/Choosingbeggars WHY WON'T ANYBODY BUY ME A NE...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars What is wrong with you people? Why won't anybody buy this entitled Karen a new iPhone? After all, she deserves it more than you since she has very important classes to attend, and she NEEDS a new iPhone! AND NO SAMSUNGS! Samsungs are for poor people (according to her), and begging on Facebook for free stuff doesn't make this choosing beggar poor at all!</p>
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r/Prorevenge Punch Me In The Face? I'll Sue You...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP has a fender bender with an angry person who decides to punch OP in the face. OP decides to get revenge and sues the road rager in court. Let's just say that the court case goes very, very badly for the puncher, because the judge awards OP an $80,000 judgment! Not only does OP bankrupt this douchebag, the court case also gets the guy fired from his job! Oops!</p>
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r/Tifu When My Girlfriend Caught Me Showering W...
<p>r/Tifu OP's girlfriend comes to visit, and the two get physical! After the deed is done, OP goes to take a shower, but his mom is already taking a bath in the same bathroom. OP has a casual relationship with his mom, so he doesn't think it's that big of a deal... until his girlfriend walks into the bathroom butt-naked. I'm not sure who was more shocked: OP, his girlfriend, or his mom!</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole For Calling My White Girlfriend...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a black man in a relationship with a white woman. As a joke, he calls his girlfriend his "mayo momma" because she's white. He accidentally calls her this in front of her parents, and they completely flip out on him. They say that he's being racist and insensitive, but he thinks that it's perfectly fine because his girlfriend thinks its funny. What do you think?</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance I Quit By Squirting Ketch...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's worked at a fast food restaurant, and his horrible boss kept constantly yelling at OP to make more fries. "MAKE MORE FRIES! MAKE MORE FRIES!" When OP made too many, the boss screamed at him for being an idiot and making too many. So, he quit in the most epic way possible: he picked up a ketchup bottle and squirted it right into her face!</p>
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r/Choosingbeggars BUY MY THONG FOR $1000!
<p>r/Choosingbeggars Gentlemen, are you ready for the deal of a lifetime! This bride wants you to pay for her expensive wedding, so she's created an exclusive donation tier package! For the low price of $1,000, you can purchase her bridal thong! And great news: there are even more expensive tiers than that! What other fantastic awards can this woman possibly offer? If you like this video, subscribe for more daily Reddit content.</p>
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r/Askreddit What's The Creepiest Thing You've S...
<p>r/Askreddit In today's episode, we have stories of creepy encounters that people have had while working in scary, remote locations. Ever wonder what it's like to work on at an oil rig when the nearest human is dozens of miles away? And why did OP and his naval buddies encounter bizarre floating lights in the night sky? If you like this video, subscribe for more daily Reddit content!</p>
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r/Storiesaboutkevin What It's Like To Live With...
<p>r/Storiesaboutkevin In today's episode, we have story after story of OP's absolutely moronic roommate. This Kevin likes to hide coffee beans around the house, bake entire oranges, spread toxic chemicals all over the house, and just generally act like a total moron. If you like this video, hit the follow button for more daily Reddit content!</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole For Refusing To Be Friends With...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole OP practices Brazilia Jiu-Jitsu at a local gym. A new guy joins the gym, the the guy is absolutely covered with tattoos from a certain organization that I can't even say the name of on YouTube. Let's just say it starts with the letter "N." OP refuses to train with the guy, and other people in the gym say that OP is being a butthole by being disruptive. Is OP the butthole in this situation?</p>
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r/Pettyrevenge Spoiled Brat Left His Toys All O...
<p>r/Pettyrevenge OP's neighbors are your typical nightmare neighbors. The kids are spoiled brats who treat OP's property as if it belongs to them, and they leave their toys scattered all over OP's yard. One day, the kids just to happen to leave their bike where OP normally leaves behind his trash. Should OP tell the kids that the sanitation workers might throw away their bike? Nah!</p>
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r/Tifu By Asking A Waitress For Her Panties!
<p>r/Tifu In today's story, OP is visiting a foreign country and *thinks* that he has a strong grasp of the native language. Well, it turns out that the word he uses for "bill" is VERY different from the native's use of the word, so when he asks for the bill he accidentally asks the waitress for her panties. She's shocked and embarrassed, leaving OP to wonder why this lady won't just give him the bill!</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance "ANSWER THE PHONE!" "I'm ...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's story, OP is faced with a truly frustrating customer service experience. A company requires OP to call in to cancel her subscription service. The problem? OP is deaf! She literally can't communicate with the representative over the phone. Her husband tries to explain that, but it just doesn't matter. They continue to insist to speak to the deaf person on the phone. Idiots!</p>
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r/Entitledparents Karen Gets The Most PAINFUL S...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP goes hiking and comes across a wild Karen in the woods. OP warns Karen about the gympie gympie plant, which has the most painful sting in the world. Karen ignores OP and (of course) gets stung! Don't say I didn't warn you, moron! It's said that the pain from the sting lasts for over a year, so she Karen has plenty of time to think about what she did!</p>
<p>r/Choosingbeggars Is this the single worst job opening in this history of the world? Imagine dedicating your entire life to earning a PhD, and then when you get out of school someone tries to get you to work at a $0/hour job. But don't worry! Once you invent a billion dollar patent that makes your employer rich, THEN they'll start paying you.</p>