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r/Maliciouscompliance My Horrible Boss Dared Me...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance When will bosses ever learn that they need us more than we need them. The boss in today's story doesn't seem to understand that basic fact, because he tells OP to quit if he hates his job so much. OP happily agrees, and leaves the boss hanging during one of their busiest periods. In just a few hours, the boss calls OP back begging to him to come back to work. Too bad, so sad. See ya later!</p>
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r/Choosingbeggars "You Want Me To PAY For The P...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, OP is trying to sell an old computer for a mere $2 bucks. What could possibly be wrong with such an incredible deal? Is the choosing beggar upset that the computer is too expensive? No -- the opposite! The choosing beggar expects OP to give the choosing beggar money to come take the computer. This choosing beggar literally believes that free is too expensive!</p>
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r/Entitledparents Insane Mom Tries To Poison A ...
<p>r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP is attending the wedding of a woman who has an absolutely nutso mother. The mom constantly wants to make the wedding about her instead of the bride, and goes behind the bride's back to change flowers, seating arrangements, etc. Things eventually go too far when the mother adds coconut icing to the wedding cake when the bride is extremely allergic to coconut! Luckily, OP and his friends were able to foil the mom and make her miss the wedding entirely.</p>
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r/Prorevenge How I Destroyed A Karen's Illegal ...
<p>r/Prorevenge OP runs a salon out of her house, but she has to temporarily shut down her business once the quarantine hits. A nasty Karen on Facebook decides that OP is still operating her business illegally, so Karen reports OP to the authorities. This pisses off OP, so she does some digging of her own and finds out that Karen also runs an in-house salon service, and she's operating it illegally! OP reports the business to the cops and watches as Karen's business crumbles.</p>
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r/Askreddit What's The Craziest Crime Someone I...
<p>r/Askreddit In today's Ask Reddit question, Reddit users reveal the craziest crimes committed by their family members. One guy found out that his wife was cheating on him with his best friend, so he barricaded the doors to the house and set it on fire, burning the two lovers alive. Another person stole a two-story-tall inflatable cow from her work. If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more Reddit stories!</p>
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r/Idontworkherelady Power Tripping Security Gua...
<p>r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, OP endures an ongoing power struggle with an absolutely insane security guard. For some reason, the security guard gets it in his head that OP is a hospital employee and is parking in an area where hospital employees can't park. The guard takes extreme steps to try to thwart OP, including chaining a cinder block to OP's car to prevent her from leaving. OP just picks up the cinder block, puts it in her car, and drives off, LOL!</p>
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r/Storiesaboutkevin Idiotic Kevin Thinks All Do...
<p>r/Storiesaboutkevin I've read a lot of stories about some incredibly dumb people, but this Kevin is pretty far out there. For some strange reason, this Kevin thinks that all big dogs such as pit bulls, retrievers, and Rottweilers are boy dogs. He also thinks that all small dogs like poodles and yorkies are girl dogs. Dude, you need to go back to biology class. If you like this content, hit the subscribe button for more daily Reddit videos!</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole For Firing My Spoiled Son After...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP hires his teenage son at his wife's suggestion. OP owns a warehouse where clients pay him to store and safeguard their property. When OP moves in a shipment of computers to guard, one computer mysteriously goes missing. OP's son claims that another coworker stole the computer, but after checking the security footage OP realizes that his own son was the thief. He fired his son on the spot, but now OP's family thinks that he's the butthole.</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance How A Stupid Karen Got He...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a high-ranking executive at a large company decides that she doesn't need mandatory training because she's just too important and has too many things to do! OP is happy to accommodate her, even though it was Karen's boss who specifically required Karen to take the training. I'm sure this won't come back to bite you in the butt, Karen!</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole For Making My Roommate Wet Hers...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP's roommate has a girlfriend who keeps asking to use OP's bathroom in their shared apartment. The problem is that she keeps coming in an annoying times, like when he's trying to sleep. OP eventually gets sick of the constant invasions of privacy and decides to add a lock to the door to keep her out. The problem? His roommate's girlfriend didn't know about the lock, and ends up wetting herself trying to get into OP's bathroom. Now everyone is mad at OP, so is he the butthole?</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance "I Want Cold, Hard Cash F...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's grandma has a habit of giving out crazy gifts. Eventually, one young family member gets sick of his grandma's antics and demands that she gives him cold, hard cash for Christmas. Good ol' grandma is happy to comply and gives him $1,000 frozen into a gigantic block of solid ice. You should know by now that you should never mess with grandma!</p>
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r/Choosingbeggars I Got An Iphone 11 For X-Mas....
<p>r/Choosingbeggars It's January, which means Christmases all over the worlds have been ruined by mean, evil parents who refused to buy their parents an Xbox, and a PS5, and the newest iPhone. We even have one poor, innocent child whose parents had the audacity to buy him an iPhone 11 instead of an iPhone 12. Shouldn't this be considered child abuse? If you like this content and want to see more, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!</p>
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r/Entitledparents "LET ME PET YOUR DOG OR I'M C...
<p>r/Entitledparents OP is minding his own business, walking his dog when an entitled mother and her spoiled kid spot the dog. The kid immediately rushes over to the dog and tries to enter OP's house, but OP stops the child because the dog can be a little aggressive. Naturally, the mother flips out and threatens to call the cops on OP for having an aggressive dog if he doesn't let her child pet it. Later, OP finds the child trying to harass the dog in his own backyard.</p>
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r/Askreddit What's Your Night Shift Horror Story?
<p>r/Askreddit On today's episode we have two askreddit questions: What's the best joke you know? and What are your night shift horror stories? I wanted to include the jokes to lighten the mood at a bit, because some of the horror stories are downright horrifying, disgusting, and creepy. For example, one user who worked at a morgue told a story about a guy who tried to pay them money to let him spend a few hours alone with the freshest corpses. What do you think he wanted to do with them?</p>
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r/Prorevenge My Boss Fired Me, So I Destroyed H...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is a high-ranking official at a company, but things take a turn for the worst when the company takes on a new CEO. OP realizes that the CEO is going to try to fire and replace him, so OP intentionally sabotages the company. Enjoy your multi-million dollar company while you can, because pretty soon you're going to be bankrupt! If you like this content, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!</p>
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r/Relationships My Young Nephew Keeps Trying To...
<p>r/Relationships_Advice In today's episode, OP is confronted with a real pickle (so to speak). Her young teenage nephew has suddenly developed a huge crush on her, and he's begun to act in really inappropriate ways around her. He makes flirty comments, takes opportunities to touch her, and tries to be around her as much as possible. OP wants to behavior to stop, but she doesn't want to ruin the kid's reputation in the family by bringing his parents into it. What should she do?</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole My Parents Made Bets on When I'...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a confrontation with her bizarre parents. For some reason, her parents are absolutely obsessed with her love life and are terrified that she will become "easy" in college. They call her terribly sexist names, and they even make bets with other members of the family about when she will lose her virginity. OP is pretty sure that her parents are wrong here, but her whole family is against her in this. Is OP the butthole?</p>
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r/Pettyrevenge My Mom Stole My Car, So I Hid De...
<p>r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP's entitled mom decides to steal OP's car, even though OP is the one who made all the payments for it. OP was just a teenager when she first bought the car, so OP's mom was able to trick her by convincing OP to put the car in the mom's name, which enabled her to steal it after OP made the last payment. OP wasn't about to accept this without a fight, so she hid dead fish in the car's upholstery. Enjoy your stinky ride!</p>
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r/AmITheA**hole For Suing My Cousin, Who Stole ...
<p>r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP let's his college-age cousin move in with him. The problem? His cousin thinks that he's a hilarious prankster, when really he's just an annoying little turd. The cousin steals OP's prosthetic leg multiple times and hides it in the attic. Thing eventually hit a boiling point when the cousin accidentally breaks the leg, and then refuses to pay for it. So, OP decides to sue the cousin for the price of a replacement, but now all of his family members are saying he's a butthole. What do you think?</p>
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP boss quits, so he thinks that he's up for a new promotion and starts picking up the slack left by his absent boss. He waits, and he waits, but the promotion still hasn't come. When he asks the company owner about it, the owner says that OP isn't qualified for a promotion, but he should still keep doing the boss's work... just without the boss's pay. Yeah, fat chance! Less pay equals less work!</p>
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r/Choosingbeggars Happy Birthday! NOW GIVE ME Y...
<p>r/Choosingbeggars In today's episode, this choosing beggar seems to think that everybody else operates on hobbit rules for birthday. When it's someone else's birthday, they should give you money. Makes sense, right? We've also got morons begging for free art and some jerkface who's upset about kids getting free meals instead of starting to death. If you like this video, subscribe for more daily Reddit content!</p>
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r/Maliciouscompliance Teacher: "Write A 4000 Wo...
<p>r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, a stupid teacher tells her students to write a 4,000 word essay on just 1 page. The students are confused because that's basically impossible. After the teacher yells at one of the students, all of the students decide to give the teacher exactly what she asked for and write 4000 words in a super tiny 2-point font. Hope you like reading with a microscope!</p>
<p>r/Entitledparents They say you should never kick someone when they're down. Well, this entitled parent literally kicked a child while she was down. OP broke her ankle during a soccer game, and the entitled mom was so angry that her precious daughter would get red carded that she accused OP of faking the injury and kicked her ankle. That lady is lucky she didn't get clocked!</p>
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r/Idontworkherelady Karen Trashes My Store and ...
<p>r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, OP owns a tattoo parlor and has a rather unique encounter with a completely insane Karen. After a mild confrontation, the Karen returns to OP's parlor and trashes the store, causing thousands of dollars in damage. The funny thing? Karen gave her personal information to OP's friend right before trashing the parlor, so tracking her down was a piece of cake. Enjoy prison, Karen!</p>
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r/Prorevenge They Took My Dog, So I Took Their ...
<p>r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP lives next to the neighbor from hell. The trashy mom and her spoiled kids basically try to steal everything they can from OP's family: toys, food, even electricity! They literally run an extension cord from OP's house to theirs so they can enjoy a free electric bill. The trashy family finally takes things too far when they kidnap OP's family dog, so OP goes full John Wick and has CPS take the woman's kids away. Never mess with another person's dog!</p>