We knew about Josh Allen this entire time, and if we have ever indicated anything to the contrary, we were clearly bluffing Dildo Jai Alai is invented We are giving Satan too much gas Introducing two new segments, “how’s the Tahoe?“ And “let’s remember some dawgs“

- Celebrating the great victory for our shiny cerulean antifa state!  - Hear our entire production meeting as a preshow treat, not a postproduction glitch! It's mostly about the dadlife murder fantasia "Yellowstone" masquerading as prestige television and the people who have lied to us about that. - Is Mark Richt totally Mark Wrecked over Kirby winning a title with yet another no-account quarterback? - From the Great Beyond of parental leave, hear Ryan's theory about what took so long for Georgia to get this one done! - Jason returns home with a newfound appreciation for Indianapolis! - Everyone on the show adds "Get in a barfight on GMA" to their respective bucket lists. - The gang invents an entirely new kind of funeral, the “Catch-a-Carl." - Welcome to the Fullcast EU, airborne sensei Ronald O. Hamburger! - Spencer mixes up "less than zero chance" with "greater than zero chance" – will this have consequences??  - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com

Holly, Jason, and Spencer review the two most important things we can talk about this week. The first is a national title game between Georgia and Alabama. The second is a regional tradition of building an entire floor of a house devoted to a single unprotected toilet. 

In part three of this year's 40 for 40 preview spectacular, Holly, Jason, and Spencer cover Why tertiary character Pat Narduzzi can't carry a full storyline by himself for PittWisconsin getting the classic "garden hose of Jack" at a Vegas buffet Utah playing every snap with eleven fullbacks on every play The exhausting personal life of Tony the Tiger at the Sun Bowl A generic preview of your bowl game if it gets canceled after we publish this podcast 

Holly, Jason, and Spencer dive into the second installment of our annual 40 for 40 bowl previews, including such important questions as:"Will anyone show up to play for Hawaii?""Is Dave Doeren an actual person, and is he good at his job?""Has Jason solved the human question of how to combat existential despair with the Breakfast Crunchwrap?""Can we manifest Mack Brown covered in mayonnaise, and if so how much mayonnaise we talkin' here?"

Holly, Jason, Ryan, and Spencer speedrun the early slate of bowls, including answering important questions like: 1.      Which sponsors can be milled into a #nutritious #paste? 2.      Why is Pac-12 champion BYU playing UAB in Shreveport? 3.      What bowl game matchup sounds most like a super racist Supreme Court case? 4.      Will San Diego State win despite a determination to do absolutely nothing but punt? 5.      Gasparilla Bowl? (SOURCE????)   

Welcome to Gooch Week, that liminal space between conference championships and bowl games, peppered here and there by Army/Navy, FCS playoffs, and other sundry entertainments. We are here to craft a sprawling and terrifying narrative around the mothballed Showbiz Pizza robot known only as Antioch, The Birthday Spider. Sleep tight!

Can we roll dice in order to fill not just the Oklahoma and Notre Dame jobs, but every single open head coaching job in FBS? (The answer: Yes, but it might end up with Lane Kiffin coaching at a genuinely shocking destination.) 

The Advice Show Trilogy comes to a thunderous end with THE RETURN OF THE ADVICE, with perfect answers including: The Sims being a deadly accurate portrayal of life and social media A game of "Actual Country Music Title versus AI-Generated Country Music Title" Waiting for enlightenment at Waffle House A review of midlife crisis vehicles A discussion of history's most infamous cesspool disaster LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE SO WE CAN FEED OUR CHILDREN BECKONY AND LEON 

The intrepid crew of the good ship Fullcast are joined by Michael Felder and Emily Kirk for a series of loud arguments concerning Thanksgiving and the celebration thereof. POINTS OF COMBAT INCLUDE:What is the correct Thanksgiving meat?Which holidays are best for greens?Is pecan pie trash?Is chess pie trash?Casseroles: why are they?Whose family makes the worst macaroni?PLUS: Ryan makes a devastating threat against Spencer's dinner table that ends in a harrowing cliffhangerVisit homefieldapparel.com/collections/shutdown-fullcast for NEW MERCH, including the blessed return of the always holiday-appropriate University of Night Ham shirt! Please visit sunny preownedairboats.com for all other related wares.

On what we like to call #GivingTuesday, the Fullcast crew opened the floor for those seeking advice. On the way to solving all of our reader's life problems we invented the Georgia Divorce Ranch, Cryptocurrency for Kids, and the world's dankest roulette wheel. Put all of your listening dollars on 69, and subscribe and thrive. 

To celebrate the advent of November and crunch time in college football, we spend all but thirty seconds of this episode discussing the trials and tribulations of owning and properly caring for an emotional support monkey.  

The intrepid crew of the good spaceship Shutdown Fullcast takes a mid-season break from their ceaseless analysis of college football to stage a mock draft of video game franchises you'd take to a desert island. Backs are stabbed over Dr. Mario! Fronts are stabbed over Zelda! Ryan does a pretty great Wave Race voice!And stalwart Cap'n Surber reveals unexplored depths of competitive energy around a Belgian mountain range ... but which one?? As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.com

On this episode, we have guest Michael Felder from Hand in the Dirt to discuss the marvels of Arkansas QB KJ Jefferson, going to the movies around retirement home schedules, how the wedge salad is "The Bloomin' Onion of healthy foods," the terror of the fade route, and Spencer tries to convince everyone the best job in college football involves the alma mater of the most successful vampire fiction author of all time. 

We talk about the stupidest fights we've ever seen. Then, we review a simply incredible list of reader submitted fights including: --Soldiers staging a multi-room brawl over a ham sandwich --Tussling over the rules of...hacky-sack? --A man fighting for his right to eat old beef There's also a discussion of how to license mobile hot tubs, what Mike and the Mad Dog would have made of League of Their Own, and we figure out which school is Satanic Hogwarts with a skate park. 

This week the Fullcast discusses trading Florida for Italy, why Big Tex should be burned down every year at Texas/OU, discusses how potatoes are a more desirable commodity than time, looks at how hard Arkansas and Ole Miss will try way too hard to make something happen this weekend, and we beg everyone to please stop putting Arizona in the cart. 

The thrilling conclusion to our Summer Stonks ChallengeWe get a pretty long way into the show before we realize we’re creating a financial crime … or is it a mutual fund??Jason and Holly go on a heist, leaving Ryan and Spencer to preview Week 5Does anybody want to be our CFO? Jail time all but guaranteedPlease visit sunny preownedairboats.com

The crew discusses UConn-Vanderbilt, one of the most attendable* games of this season before moving on to the important stuff: a meticulous and painstaking guide to regional fast food ordering, which winds up angering our beloved producer more than anything else we've ever said on this show. *Unless you're a 12-foot skeleton

The gang invents an insurance companyStep right up to the USC coaching search carousel! Does that horse have Pat Haden's face? Mind your own business!Jordan Battle, hail and farewellA lot of background screaming, but for a good reason this timeThere's also a ton of football talk in this episode, we don't feel great about that eitherVisit sunny preownedairboats.com

We made Ryan watch the Applebee's commercialSpencer does charades, on a podcastTitanic is a movie about a thriving lady who rids herself of a worthless manWe have re-declared war on England, this is largely unrelated to TitanicAll of this happens before the 20-minute mark

Bret Bielema has a little Drax in him. Don’t make us like you, Bert. A sharp detour through Atlanta’s Dudes Rock! HouseSome grudging anticipation of Week 1! Did you know there’s football tonight??An announcement about the future of the Fullcast!Visit sunny preownedairboats.com

It's the back-to-school special edition of our beloved Disasters series, which runs for less than one minute before you get Spencer saying "I think they thought I was dead"A loving retelling of a piece of Jason lore known to true Fullcasteers as "The Ozymandias Incident"A haunting ghost story from Surber about a phantom dildoVisit sunny preownedairboats.com!

Notes: The gang picks their preseason top four college football teams. What do you mean, “This sounds like a trap”? Look, just get through Spencer’s alarming affection for Tim Tebow and we promise there’s jokes on the other side. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! 

The Coaches Poll is out! Marshall and Florida State are made rivals by it!Is there an NFL washout hiding in the staff ranks at your school? You sure about that?The gang weathers a rare attack of NFL Dean TerrorHolly invents Clemson DenialJason plays film critic! This week: OLD BEACH, a movieBuy stuff with our faces on it at preownedairboats.com

HOTTY PODDY, Y'ALL. We revisit a beloved classic Fullcast format, and game out what might happen if (when) the newly expanded SEC goes to war … with itself. Jason is our Dan Carlin Dungeonmaster, as always.Naturally, this all leads to a number of gumbo arguments.Featuring a surprise Split Zone Duo guest! Don't worry, it's not Godfrey.The whole gang agrees on something for the first time in show history.We have had another online commerce incident. Still not Ryan's fault!!NEW BUSINESS IDEA: Wingstop + Zales???