- Aw shucks it’s just li’l ole Dabo, tryin’ to shove a camel through the eye of a needle again! Ain’t he cute, folks?  - Please lift our brother Matt Leinart up in your thoughts while he braves as many as several weeks without a trip to the Burbank Cheesecake Factory  - Rutgers and Michigan star in, “Valentino Ambrosio Imbroglio.” Ten stars.   - Where were YOU when you realized every morsel of happiness you experienced this weekend emanated from the Big Ten?

 - Mail(SINGULAR)bag! One (1) reader question, answered in detail, concerning the looming Big Ten Championship Game  - Spencer begins with an apology and promptly says a whole bunch of other shit he’ll have to apologize for next week  - The entire crew has some shit to say to Martin Luther  - A display of what is guaranteed to be the worst Queen of England accent you have ever heard in your natural lives

 - WILL MUSCHAMP WILL HEADBUTT YOUR FAVORITE DONKEY IF YOU DON’T GIVE HIM ANOTHER JOB  - The Big Ten football story everybody’s talking about: Tom Allen vs. Inhuman Amounts Of Lasagna  - Introducing the Hacksaw Gantry series of airport novels  - Northwestern would like to remind the proctor that some classmates don’t have their cameras on!  - Lenin’s corpse: good rivalry trophy??

 - Another 60-minute half-hour of college football preview content, beginning with at least one game that doesn’t exist anymore!  - Spencer has robot blindness, to the surprise of absolutely no one  - Introducing NanoCrabs™!   #TheSplotchWasGood   - Miami Batman answers to the Council of Badgers  - One (1) reader question, answered in thoughtful and thorough detail  - It used to be a lot easier to just buy dynamite! 

 - A real-time on-air exploration of the small business community of Appomattox, Virginia  - A frankly uncomfortable amount of seriously-taken football analysis, sorry bout it  - Ryan accidentally opens the ark of the covenant of Holly’s Tennessee football feelings, and everyone pays the ultimate price  - The gang engages in a little discourse with the mechanisms of government  - Jason has some things to say to Clemson 

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—state-themed candles reviewed, including one that literally explodes, and also a shocking Missouri one  —Ryan makes Spencer cry with a reading  —Jason surveys the wonders of Texas beating a clearly superior OK State team leading to LONGHORN GRAVITY GUN CONSPIRACY THEORIES  —Dan Mullen did the thing he does: making it worse  —Georgia is the Ohio of the South  —Oregon continues the most efficient season in college football history  —The Feast of the Rowdy Uncles is this week, aka how Pliny the Elder vaped a geological phenomenon  —yes we know there is a beer named after Pliny, we did not go to UGA and therefore do not care 

--A now completely obsolete discussion of the canceled Nebraska/Wisconsin game! --Why Indiana Jones never got tenure and was a serious national security risk --Mizzou/Florida should be interesting, no it will, please, come back nooo --- --SICKOS TIME (Hello Northwestern/Iowa) --Let's all pray that Auburn/LSU comes down to Jason's proposed "Three point safety" --Our reader question this week leads to Ryan living at a driving range 

--Cajun Aquaman controls all the crawdads --A review of the weekend of special teams wonders, aka The Night of the Punter --INDIANA WON THE FOOTBALL GAME, THAT HAPPENED --Jim and Dan called a Michigan game and our dads got into a fight --A celebratory reading of Kentucky's amazing box score --Proposed: The Wisconsin Marathon (with post-race beers and brats, of course) --Holly dares the Donner Party to email her with complaints

--A brief discussion of the World's Strongest Men and why they listen to the Fullcast --Will a Strongman eat your pets? We ask important questions here --We're calling that shot: Nebraska is going to beat Ohio State! --No one will remember this! If we're wrong, and we will be, it won't matter! --If we're right we will never let anyone forget how we called it! --Ryan and Jason invent the concept of "Fresno as America's 'base' in hide and seek" --A big discussion of this week's mailbag question: What is the worst kids' book? --And why is it a book about a child rampaging through a New York hotel without punishment or correction? 

-- Intro: Larry King is insane, and Spencer cannot pronounce "Tyra"  -- Jet Pack Guy is the only person fully embracing 2020, and even he wouldn't land at South Carolina/Auburn -- Ryan believes Georgia failed in the second half against Bama due to simple math -- "Not only do they never run the ball, but they are terrible at it when they do" -- Jason, accurately, on Mississippi State -- How the Pac-12 might end up with no ranked teams -- Nothing in UNC/Florida State made any sense! -- A closing discussion of Larry King and why he is a legit crazy person 

 - Our 30-minute show centered around one reader question a) is 47 ½ minutes long and b) spends the first 11 minutes of the episode sharing our respective feelings about planets  - Six (6) minutes later there is another brief detour back to the planets and our opinions thereof - All hail Jupiter, the stoutest Kentucky running back of the galaxy - An important opportunity for careful listeners to steal Spencer’s identity  - A reader question is finally addressed. Was it yours??

--This week, Georgia is the pontoon boat with attached putting green of everyone's dreams --A thorough dissection of the AP poll for the first time in the show's history --Lane Kiffin had a panty on his head during the Alabama game --A review of Greco-Roman gods of the Georgia Piedmont --Note: This was recorded before Vandy/Mizzou got canceled! --Note: We talk about COVID and the season! In an accidentally prescient fashion! --Final note: Second show drops on Wednesday! Listen! Subscribe! OBEY. 

 - Jason is back, show still falls apart in under a minute; it’s still Spencer’s fault so never say we’re inconsistent  - Holly forgets what consonance is, shame her   - A crockpot-based Twilight Zone episode ensues  - Ryan leads a game of WOULD YOU RATHER: have a squirrel crawl down your throat OR call Lions games for 31 years??  - Definitely the most times we’ve ever said “jicama” on this show   - One (one) reader question, answered at length. Was it yours???

 - SURPRISE MONDAY SHOW NONE SHALL KNOW THE HOUR  - Jason is absent and it takes the rest of the gang all of one (1) minute of airtime to just completely fall apart  - [CLAP CLAP] Oklahoma, one loss this time [CLAP CLAP] Two losses now! [CLAP CLAP CLAP]   - Well it’s year 3 for Jimbo and it looks like WHO CARES GOT ATVS   - Auburn spoils their own narrative arc with an early FIRE GUS spoiler  - Please meet Ryan’s most devastating creation yet, “Sexual Anarchist Lane Kiffin”

 - A timely BLOOD WEEK sermon   - Two bigole snakes treadin’ on each other, and their respective complaints  - Confronting the glowing specter of ... a second college football podcast??  - This Saturday night, witness the DADVANTAGE 1982 game of the week  - Truly just an extravagant amount of Philadelphia Eagles analysis

- Which SEC East team has the leadership to succeed? - SEC West expectations, realistically managed - Sober consideration of SEC expansion candidates: Missouri? - Diligent research into the intersections of things and other things - Focused discussion on only these topics for the entire 7,000-minute run time - Definitely not an hour-plus of nonsense before any SEC football talk - You're on the bad internet. Join the good internet: patreon.com/mooncrew - wikipedia.org

- Spencer has huge feelings about the Nebraska Cornhuskers - Oh right, we just had the biggest Blood Week of all time - Journalism is free at mooncrew.substack.com - Make our Discord your new social network via patreon.com/mooncrew - See you in El Paso!!

Welcome to coach-firing season! It's always coach-firing season!

Well, I guess it's football season! Nothing works, but here we go anyway!

Uh, college football "starts" this week?

Welcome to GOLF CAMP

We drafted 16 special games and placed them in a schedule   - But first, 40 minutes of whole other stuff happened - The longest Podcast Business of all time - We are all currently racing to Indianapolis to hide in a T-shirt warehouse - 2020 Charity Bowl praising and ... encouragement - So much Iowa, just generally so much Iowa - Spencer makes the worst choice, which turns out to be the best choice

The 2020 ACC Coastal preview has arrived as normal. Why wouldn't it? - Our 2020 preview series incorporates the B.E.L.K. method - "Moon Snakes" - "Space Sandwich" - "Nap House" - Buy the Sinful Seven, a book you'll like by five people who did a good job making it - All conference divisions are foolhardy - How ACC Coastal is Notre Dame? - Time to stress-test Homefield Apparel dot com's order-processing capability

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