Mack vs. Mario! Swim, Mario!

The most we have ever talked about the moon without openly questioning the existence of the moon

Why is it Butt Week? For one thing, Baylor played Texas Tech. For another thing, well, look at the scores. Iowa State also played a small part in the visuals of Butt Week. Thank you, shimmering gams of Iowa State.

By far the most USF talk we've ever had in one episode

While you weren’t looking, FCS went out and staged an incredible blood week

A great deal of NFL content, the existence of which can obviously be blamed on it being Florida-Kentucky week

A live narration of Mack Brown's latest postgame energy vampire hug

Sure hope y'all weren't turning up expecting to hear us talk about anything except the terrible, hilarious continuing misadventures of the F-35!

This is NOT the 17-3 game Alabama ordered! The rest of Week 3’s results, devoured in loving detail

One thing you can’t ever do is give us a football player with a toothsome name

It’s our first-ever non-emergent LOL BAMA LOST episode? Curious

The return of "Duke Football? HELL YES, Duke Football!" for any and all possible meanings of "Duke Football"

Week One is not even close to done, but we’ve found another platform to haunt. You will never be rid of us.

IT'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK

How to celebrate Jim Harbaugh during his forthcoming suspension

Which program’s message board culture is the most preternaturally chill heading into the season?

The gang assembles in front of the Shutdown Fullboard with erudite guest Charles “Ugarles” Star to do what we all do best: Thoroughly researched X&O breakdowns. Breakdowns of what? Mind your own business.

Let’s Remember Some Schools The Pac-12 Could’ve Had

How basic knowledge of Gronk can help you meet new friends abroad

Fine, Northwestern talk, go...

Like a field trip that gets cut short early, we simply had too many people making terrible choices to fit into one Do-it-yourself Disasters episode, so we constructed another. It is not up to code and it keeps popping random breakers and the wall has a bubble in it now but I’m pretty sure it’s fine.

At the intersection of “self-confidence” and “structural fire” you’ll find three of the most dangerous words in the English language: Do It Yourself. On this Fullcast, we review your tales (or, often the tales of your dads) attempting to remake the world and the catastrophes that result. Tune in next week for Part 2!

Celebrating LSU’s off-field performance in the College World Series

A game! Who’s got the most corrupt mega boosters hiding in their walls?