Finally, the announcement of where we're taking the show if Twitter dies

The Shutdown Fullcast resumes their annual quest to preview every bowl game and remind us that Mizzou is coached by a large babychild

The intrepid crew of the good ship Shutdown Fullcast resumes their annual quest to preview every bowl game for exactly the amount of time each game deserves.

ALTERNATIVE PLAYOFF SOLUTIONS FOR UNHAPPY PARTIES INCLUDE: Hell With A 12-Team Playoff We Made A Five Team Playoff; Put Bama In No Matter What; Give TCU The One Seed; Give Bama Two Playoff Spots As Stewards Of The Game; Discarding All Possible Four Seeds And Drafting A New One

Please welcome the chainsaw brides of Christ

Spencer has several things on his heart regarding Ohio State football

The Fullcast addresses Stanford kicking a field goal at the wire to only lose to Cal by three, Tennessee's debacle against South Carolina, a week of near-upsets that qualifies as college football edging, Arkansas pulling up to do some WOMPIN' in a freaky church van, Vandy keeping the universe in balance by beating lowly Florida, Michigan having a very normal and not dramatic day against Illinois, and Indiana winning a game while completing EXACTLY TWO PASSES.

The Fullcast crew discusses whether the government would have seized Air Bud for military purposes. Then, prompted by the NFL's marketing map of the world, we embark on a journey to assign teams to countries, including the tricky task of explaining why Ohio State and Norway are a soul match.

The Haint personally attacks Ryan! Holly has a harrowing Big 12 box score game! The Big Ten somehow produced a worse box score!

Spencer immediately makes it weird. Ryan then makes it worse. Jason then fires Dabo, and all of this happens in the first ten minutes

SMU and Houston make history!

A new and interesting form of Haint sends our heroes fleeing en masse to Jason's outdoor podcasting lair. Ryan isn’t even here so don’t blame him!

We share ghost stories from Saturday. Jason proposes several bone-chilling playoff scenarios.

Spencer and Jason are back into Warhammer again. No, like “bought a Japanese airbrushing rig“ back. This is also our Ivy League episode, on an unrelated note.

Jimbo got paid whether you listened to this episode or not

The Taco Bell $28 challenge, again

It’s just Rocky Top playing for an hour and a half straight. The entire episode. No words or anything. Sorry!

The crew discuss whether dogs can join one of the world’s largest and oldest faiths, go long on exactly why Oklahoma football is so bad right now...

We draft the coaches most likely to be fired this year as an excuse to set up an elaborate Broadway joke

Ryan journeyed to Auburn with the LSU internet contingent, and you'll never guess what happened next ...

Vandy's geographical vulnerabilities are examined. PLUS! More of YOUR heartfelt messages to the Shutdown Fullcast Feelingsball Hotline

How to score 98 points and still be a gutless quitter, by guest podcaster Stephen F. Austin

Unhealthy obsession with GTA Florida begins nnnnnnow

Wwwwwwelcome to the weird coaching decisions derby!