Chelsea takes you all on a visit to the SCP Foundation this week while James rests and recovers.

Chelsea and James realize how much of the podcast they don’t even remember recording when they play a game with out of context quotes from past episodes.

Chelsea and James go back to teh 2000s & review da kewlest movie EVAR!!! Stay Alive!!!!! ^_^ w00t!!1!

Chelsea and James talk Ti West’s X, a deeply sad, deeply horny movie.

Chelsea and James talk the horrors of modern dating as depicted in 2022’s Fresh.

Chelsea and James pit 18 horror villains against each other on a desert island. Who will outwit, outplay, and outlast to become SOLE SURVIVOR?

Chelsea and James do a quick review of all the horror movies (and one movie that’s not horror but is a nightmare nonetheless) they’ve been watching lately.

Chelsea and James discuss the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre and all of its characters, such as Dante’s Partner and Gubbins.

Chelsea and James talk The Night House, a movie with plenty of scares and plenty of man ass.

Chelsea and James are married and they like to get scared together.

Chelsea and James hit the pool one more time to talk Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin.

Chelsea and James take a well-planned shortcut through the Sierra Nevada this week & discuss 1999’s Ravenous, an underrated flick with a lot of dudes covered in dirt.

Chelsea and James are joined this week by Bonnie Aarons (@bonnieaarons1) to talk about *that* part of Mulholland Drive, Nun business, and the mental benefits of horror.

Chelsea and James discuss all four Scream movies from the comfort of Stu Macher’s living room.

Chelsea and James review Halloween Kills, a divisive movie we have divided feelings about.

Chelsea and James are joined by their friend Johnny Berchtold to talk about home haunts, scare school, and controversial candy.

Chelsea introduces James to Predator Island, a movie she rented so often from Hollywood Video it maybe kept them solvent.

Chelsea and James talk about the global phenomenon that is Squid Game.

Chelsea and James are joined by Joey Clift to talk about the weird, magical intersection of wrestling and horror.

Chelsea and James visit a movie that Chelsea had not seen until last week because the trailer for it scared her so much- White Noise!

Chelsea and James review Malignant, [I re-wrote this episode description like ten times and cannot find the words to describe the indescribable -Chelsea]

Chelsea tortures James this week with the second part of our favorite but absolutely impossible game show- GUESS! THE! KILL!

Chelsea and James discuss Nia DaCosta’s Candyman: its themes, its position in the canon, and how Yahya Abdul-Mateen II is extremely handsome.

Chelsea and James discuss movie with a SPOOKY SKELETON IN IT, The Green Knight.

Chelsea and James are back with the impossible job of ranking all of our favorite Friday the 13th townies, cops, and people with dirt on them.