James and Chelsea ruin your favorite horror films with their dream comebacks of 90s comedy actors, and Nicolas Cage makes a speedy return to the podcast.

James and Chelsea endure 2006's The Wicker Man. Bees.

James and Chelsea talk Final Girls, Carol Clover, and chainsaw dicks.

James and Chelsea go to Tromaville with two friends, James Graessle and Joel Arnold, to review The Toxic Avenger.

James and Chelsea review Hereditary over some relaxing cups of tea.

James and Chelsea interview makeup artist Richard Schaefer about Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios and learn all kinds of secrets!

James and Chelsea review 2003's Wrong Turn, a movie with a cinematic universe! Sure!

James and Chelsea talk about the movies that most influenced the genre, including the inferior reference film for 1998's Psycho.

James and Chelsea review Final Destination, a movie starring Devon Sawa AKA THE ORIGINAL STAN

Chelsea quizzes James on his horror tagline knowledge (and you can play too!).

James and Chelsea review Annabelle, a movie that doesn't answer our questions about Annabelle.

James and Chelsea talk about torture throughout the ages and explore where Jigsaw maybe got some ideas from (including fashion inspiration!)

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck, we've got a review of Maximum Overdrive today, over!

James and Chelsea review A Quiet Place, yet another movie we'd get killed pretty quickly in.

James and Chelsea answer your most morally compromising "Would You Rather?" questions, including one from a very special fan!

James and Chelsea review 1979's Phantasm, BOYYYYYY.

James and Chelsea discuss horror films that were inspired by real, scary stuff.

James and Chelsea review 1997's Wishmaster and pronounce Andrew Divoff's name wrong the entire time. We unironically love this movie.

We're blown away by the reception to the first episode, so here's a special bonus episode for you where we review the new sequel to The Strangers.

James and Chelsea talk about what to expect on the podcast! We also discuss our favorite scary movies, which ones have made us sleep with the lights on, and why we don't like to scare each other.