Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk
Millennial podcast is a weekly roundtable about our Generation Y experience. From news to politics and pop culture, a panel of friends digs in on why these stories matter and how they affect millennials. If you’ve ever wondered how to maneuver student loan debt, voting, relationships, careers, or just life in general, we feel that SO. HARD. And we’re here to share our stories, along with our greatest challenges and wins, along the way. Millennial podcast is about journeying through young adulthood together.
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Episode #3x17: Loyalty
- Andrew, Laura, and Matt recap their recent adventures: Andy's back on the east coast, Laura is about to own a home, and Matt's saying bye to his parents. All of this is good news, it seems.
- Andrew extends his in-person interactions with #Millennia...
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Episode #3x16: Why Civil War?
Goodbye, Andrew. Hello, Fuher Laura. YOU get manipulated! *YOU* get manipulated! EVERYONE. GETS. MANIPULATED!!! -Oprah if she worked for Facebook. Why was there a Civil War? What was slavery? Is the sky blue? What's even, like, REAL, man? Preside...
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Episode #3x15: DO IT LIVE!!!
Et tu, Brute? Laura betrays the sisterhood and someone gets salty AF. 13 Reasons Why Not to Watch This Show, and the Unicorn Frapp: a monster of our own design. THERE'S NO WORDS ON IT. FUCKIN THING SUCKS. -Bill O'Reilly, or #Millennial listeners? Bye...
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Episode #3x14: Seize The Moment
Welcome to #Millennial where the hosts are all in the midst of quarter life crises. In Hashing It Out: Andrew is picking up and moving across the country. Things he doesn't have space for: standing desks and his dog. Laura is buying a money pit. Matt...
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Episode #3x13: Coming Clean
An update to ButtGate: someone is forced to tell their boyfriend the truth. "I'm just going to gently spread your labia," said the stranger named Gale. And we let them. The Confessional asks us about vomit and blowjobs, two themes that go together l...
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Episode #3x12: The Power of Pepsi
The prodigal son returns: welcome back, Matthew. The city of Atlanta has decided to become a literal dumpster fire; meanwhile, the DC dumpster fire rages on as Steve Bannon is yanked from his NSC post - by none other than the Trumpster himself. Andre...
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Episode #3x11: Girthy Man Snake
United Airlines: Fly the Unfriendly Skies. Three women - including a 10 year old girl - are kicked off a United flight for wearing leggings. Yes. Seriously. Hidden from the Headlines takes us to Brazil, where we say goodbye to the Amazon rainforest and...
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Episode #3x10: Fwd: Andrew Wants British Penis
#Millennial comes back from Spring Break with a bang. And a lot of embarrassment for Andrew. Speaking of our star host: 80 years later, Andrew finally went to the dentist. What sordid diseases did they find? Fwd: Andrew likes British penis - the titl...
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Episode #3x09: Public Space
Rabbit rabbit ya'll! Whatever the fuck that means. Andrew reveals his deep jealousy of the girls' friendship. We welcome Ian and Zee to the show to discuss last episode's Confessional from a self-described transphobic listener. They open up abo...
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Episode #3x08: TS (No) A
To anal, or not to anal? What you've all been waiting for: the answers to what happened in Aruba. Columbia University accepts, then unaccepts, 277 applicants. In related news: 277 teenagers are spared the trauma of attending Columbia. Should food st...
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Episode #3x07: Shades of Single
1/4 of our panel is celebrating Valentine's Day in Aruba, so the rest of us are here to talk shit on her. We're not jealous or anything. The Grammy's were just asking for #GrammysSoWhite to trend, and they lived down to expectations. Something somet...
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Episode #3x06: That's My Boy
There may be big changes coming for one of us over Valentine's Day. Stay tuned. Listener feedback takes a dump on Andrew and weaves a tale of panties and bushes. We guarantee we're the only podcast that will go from anal to the Constitution. #blesse...
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Episode #3x05: Long Distance Lovin'
In Good News, the Boy Scouts are now cool with transgendered youth joining their organization. Hollywood no longer hates Mel Gibson, which is SAD! Will Facebook's latest News Feed changes have a positive effect on curbing fake news? Our $10 Patron offe...
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Episode #3x04: Alternate Facts
With Andrew missing in action, we decide to display some of our own #alternatefacts. Tourists. Good for the economy. Bad for literally everything else. Listener Feedback asks for our advice on how to handle Trump-loving relatives and traveling alone...
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Episode #3x03: Lit
Note: This episode was recorded before the Presidential Inauguration.
The Women's Marches are going to be YUGE. Trump's inauguration probably won't. AP Choice makes a comeback with questions about credit scores on dating sites, how to make a differen...
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Episode #3x02: SimSeed
We reminisce on our favorite Obama qualities and the changes he's enacted over the past 8 years. Surprise, bitch! goes terribly awry because of fucking course it does. We welcome Kid Rock to the show. In this week's After Dark: We planned a real conver...
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Episode #3x01: Third Time's The Charm
Welcome to 2017. Welcome to season 3. Please manage your expectations for both. Happy New Year, sycophants. Two truths, one lie reveals which of us is the loser that stayed home and got drunk with her dad. Wikishits announces their descent into the ...
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Episode #2x47: Farm Girls Have Great Calves
In our last show of the year, we streamed LIVE for Patrons and welcomed back a long-lost host. Happy birthday, Laura. We hope this embarrasses you, Laura. News jumps off with a report from Aleppo, Syria, where thousands of unarmed civilians have been s...
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Episode #2x46: Amazon Go-ing To Kill Jobs
In our penultimate “fuck this year” episode, all of our hosts return! Except the other chick “Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games - we got volcanoes exploding.. right in your face.” The Hamilton Mixtape is now available on Spotify! (Or f...
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Episode #2x45: Won't Let Go
It's the Andrew and Matt show on this week's #Millennial, so we're doing things a little differently!
* Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Giving Tuesday: We recap these four… uh… holidays.
* Updates: The New York Times has seen some maj...
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Episode #2x44: Beautiful Disaster
Buckle up, minions: we’re so deep in the Dumpster Fire the theme music is no longer audible.
* What are we thankful for? Nothing (except Bruce Springsteen).
* Trump was shocked to learn that the leader of the free world tends to live in the nat...
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Episode #2x43: Beauty and the Fantastic Beasts
Well, we’re back from our election trip, and everything is terrible. But we’re kicking this episode off with a soothing meditation session to help you ugly cry those election woes out. Speaking of the election, we’re taking a break from politics this ...
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Episode #2x42: President Elect
We're sad y'all. What does this mean for the future of the country? We offer our early reactions and how to cope with such a devastating vote. In the next episode we'll discuss the GOOD parts of hanging out together!
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Episode #2x41: Duel Of The Fates
Halloween was an identity crisis for one of us, who faced the toughest Harry Potter quiz of her life. We've got 99 problems and Anthony Weiner is literally all of them. Dumpster Fire: The Penultimate Edition questions how one man's dick can exert so ...
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Episode #2x40: The Selfie Felony
#Millennial reporting live from the end of the Republic, with only two more weeks left before the next - and depending on how it goes, maybe the last - presidential election. -Is Wonder Woman an empowering role model for girls worldwide, or just over-...
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