Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk
Millennial podcast is a weekly roundtable about our Generation Y experience. From news to politics and pop culture, a panel of friends digs in on why these stories matter and how they affect millennials. If you’ve ever wondered how to maneuver student loan debt, voting, relationships, careers, or just life in general, we feel that SO. HARD. And we’re here to share our stories, along with our greatest challenges and wins, along the way. Millennial podcast is about journeying through young adulthood together.
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Episode #2x29: Hear Hear
Golden ticket winner #2 hails from Australia and brings her pet wallaby onto the show! Not really, but you fucking believed it for a second. Team USA is dominating the Olympics right now, so when the GOP completes our country's transformation into a...
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Episode #2x28: Dissing The Baby
This week's episode welcomes guest host Zach to the program, because Zach was unlucky enough to win a Golden Ticket from our t-shirt sales. Sorry Zach. Andrew realizes the fate of his sister's marriage is in his hands. Surprise, Bitch! takes us to Por...
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Episode #2x27: Fill That Core
This week's episode of #Millennial will just be Michelle Obama's DNC speech on an eternal loop. Thank you and goodnight. Harry Potter and the Cursed Fan Fiction comes out this weekend - only one of us defends its honor. Dumpster Fire 2016 takes aim a...
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Episode #2x26: Anyone Can Ride Andrew
This episode brought to you by Monday Afternoon: a great time to record if you want to make your convention coverage as dated as possible. The night is always darkest before the dawn, and this week, "the dawn" is Roger Ailes getting thrown out of Fox...
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Episode #2x25: GO-ing Nowhere
Bitch we're back. By popular demand. Brave new world: a lot has changed in two short weeks and we're still working to process it. Dumpster Fire 2016 is upon us, and #Millennial has some live Google hangouts planned for the upcoming conventions. All bo...
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Episode #2x24: What's Your Status?
It's our last show before a two week summer break, so eat it up sycophants. Andrew is, officially, an Uber driver. Welcome to the jungle. The Department of Justice is editing the Orlando shooter's 911 transcripts -- is this what everyone means by "...
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Episode #2x23: Orlando
- A major tragedy in the United States calls for a special episode of #Millennial. We discuss the horrific Orlando shooting in-depth.
- The facts as we know them so far.
- What issues were at play? And what aspects are standing out this time?
- Conn...
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Episode #2x22: Director Despot
Andrew survives his flight across the Atlantic, eliminating any hopes we had of being on CNN. Primary season sings its swan song as California and five other states go to the ballot box. If I call Laura an ill-begotten slag, is that hate speec...
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Episode #2x21: Welcome, Summer
Trash ass alcohol. Melancholy music. Gays. Welcome, summer. Two new confessions ask for our advice about coming out of the closet and online dating, and we handle the quandaries with the grace of a lemming. This week in uplifting news: Johnny Depp tur...
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Episode #2x20: Simming
Celebrate Andrew's birthday with us and a Dunkin Donuts near you. Golden Ticket winners won't get a lifetime supply of chocolate, but they will get a lifetime supply of embarrassment. News summons the spirit of Alex Trebek in a Jeopardy-style rundown ...
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Episode #2x19: Detached
If a host turns her hair green, but no one sees it, does it still make a sound? A new oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is trashing shit up -- and no one even knew it was happening until a random helicopter pilot was like, oh look, a rotting ecosystem. F...
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Episode #2x18: Our Watch Begins
* Performers who don't show up on time SUCK.
* Obama hates how the media is covering Trump, but loves bison.
* The Political Minute: Goodbye Kasich, hello President Trump. Goodbye endorsements from past Presidents, hello Nickelback.
* Faceb...
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Episode #2x17: Cruz'n For A Bruisin'
The Podcast Where It Happens celebrates Hamilton's slew of Tony nominations! Too bad we'll never see it live. Andrew plugs the new Hypable, but if you're like Micah you won't be visiting it. We offer a few dramatic readings from Fuck Off, Cupid, and d...
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Episode #2x16: To Bey Or Not To Bey
Stop doing things, people. We can't keep up with all this shit.
Harriet Tubman was a baller way before she was a $20. "Can you move to the right a bit, I need a clear shot of this for my blog." -Andrew, having a threesome with his new Uber passenger...
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Episode #2x15: Below Average
Andrew returns from last week's stint in prison to find his world has collapsed. "I've got transparent pandering in my bag. Swag." -Hillary Clinton News kicks off with a brand new study that reveals either we're all morons, or the study's authors are. ...
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Episode #2x14: Dragon My Balls
Fuck Off, Cupid: introducing a new segment for singles, by singles. Best and worst experiences, lessons learned, and real online dating interactions -- submitted by you, dramatically read by us. Visit fuckoffcupid.com to get in on the action. Can you t...
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Episode #2x13: Buddy
Andrew talks about visiting the Grand Canyon and throws this show off the rails 3 minutes in.
Hidden from the Headlines gets our heads out of the U.S.'s ass and into a complicated international conflict. Look at us being all worldly and shit.
"To sex...
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Episode #2x12: Candy Wrapper
Welcome back, sycophants.
• We’re joined this week by comedian Liz Magee for our first “Ask Me Anything” style interview! Check her out on Twitter: @JokesMagee
• Our LOTR movie commentary is coming on April 11th. The eagles are coming!
• Quick...
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Episode #2x11: Give Me Sad
- We begin with a message about recent, horrific attacks around the world.
- Andrew has an issue with his upstairs neighbors he needs help on. This is war.
- In Quickfire News, we tackle an update on the new $10 bill, Twitter controversies, Georgia’s...
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Episode #2x10: The Drop Bear Conspiracy
What does a year in space do to your body, besides deprive it of sex? Astronaut Scott Kelly holds the answers. Listener Feedback is best described as, "You're all idiots," but we know that, so at least there's common ground. This week's installment of ...
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Episode #2x09: Problematic
Our assholes are lubed up for your furious emails. But first: check out our band new #Millennial t-shirts, brought to you by the letter "p" -- please clap.
All shirts are $20 and come with one free month of Patreon! Existing Patrons get a sweet litt...
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Episode #2x08: Super White
We’re back this week with a SUPER packed election episode. But first, Chris Rock took on the Academy for #OscarsSoWhite. Leo finally won an Oscar though, so… #progress? The #Millennial Confessional brings some exciting news, as well as questions about ...
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Episode #2x07: Exceptional
If it looks like an asshole and talks like an asshole, it's probably Sony. #FreeKesha gains some much-needed momentum as the embattled singer struggles to ditch a binding contract with her alleged rapist. Apple takes on the FBI in an epic David and Gol...
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Episode #2x06: What Constitution?
Welcome back, sycophants, and enjoy this week's dose of gluten-free headlines.
Associate Producer's Choice wants to know in what ways is the U.S. worse off because of Obama, or in spite of him. THE 8TH HARRY POTTER BOOK GUYS!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!! Exc...
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Episode #2x05: Better Halves
Episode 5 starts by revealing episode 4's secrets, ideas for Valentine's Day, and thoughts on the Super Bowl non-controversy controversy.
News kicks off with questioning… the news. What makes New Hampshire's primary important? Is it worth the medi...
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