Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk
Millennial podcast is a weekly roundtable about our Generation Y experience. From news to politics and pop culture, a panel of friends digs in on why these stories matter and how they affect millennials. If you’ve ever wondered how to maneuver student loan debt, voting, relationships, careers, or just life in general, we feel that SO. HARD. And we’re here to share our stories, along with our greatest challenges and wins, along the way. Millennial podcast is about journeying through young adulthood together.
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Episode #3x30: Not Silent
"In the end, we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." -Martin Luther King Jr. imparted wisdom that still speaks to us today. So let's not stay silent. Charlottesville, Virginia was a repugnant display of violent...
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Episode #3x29: Repent
Who the hell gets married over Facetime? After only dating for 3 weeks? Well, let us tell you. It's the end of the world as we know it, and we feel like it's a good time to cleanse our souls. We discuss rising tensions with North Korea and take a BUNC...
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Episode #3x28: OUT!
Pay for Bae: how should couples split things like dates and bills? Is it okay for that dynamic to be lopsided? How are trends (and gender norms) affecting this discussion? AP Choice asks us how to start a new podcast. We have literally no good advice. ...
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Episode #3x27: Nine
Hey what's going on guys? Anything new? Been a pretty slow news week? NOT. But first, listener feedback spends some time sucking Laura's dick. Trump announces... via tweet... a ban on transgender troops. #FUCK. #YOU. What's worse: Trump shitting on ...
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Episode #3x26: United
ANDREW. MEETS. KYLE!!! And the crowd roars. (See photo below) Ten years after the release of Deathly Hallows, Laura reflects on her life choice. Andrew airs those life choices for all to see on Patreon. MySpace struggles with a serious security flaw t...
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Episode #3x25: Covfefe Party
- America is all "ain't no party like a covfefe party cause the covfefe party don't stop" or some shit like that.
- The found footage nightmare of our favorite haunted house is coming soon to a Patreon near you.
- Donald Trump Jr, the little engine t...
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Episode #3x24: Safe, Not Sexy
* We're live streaming the episode on Patreon! Throughout the episode our supporters chat with us.
* The next iPhone will be getting rid of the fingerprint scanner. We wonder what this experience will be like for those of us with double or triple ...
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Episode #3x23: Daily Mix 1
Patrons are in for some sleepless nights next week. Brace yourselves for a ghost tour. Voicemails makes a triumphant return with a hilarious drunk message for the hosts. "3 kisses are demanded upon entry of the abode, whether morning or night, on pain...
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Episode #3x22: Bobby Newport
Introducing: #Millennial voicemails. A way for you to harass us and an even better way for us to laugh at you. Not in my house: liberals get a' talkin' to for some blatant, disturbing hypocrisy that's run roughshod over the Otto Warmbier story. Just...
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Episode #3x21: Theresa Mayyyyyybe I Shouldn't H...
Breaking personal, family-related news sends the hosts into shock... and pride. The Confessional asks for advice on a Friends With Benefits situation. Step one: don't live with your ex's family. Sometimes we should worry about what's NOT making headli...
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Episode #3x20: We're Still In
Women and girls across the globe shout COME AT ME BRO into the night, emboldened by the power and mystique of Wonder Woman. Associate Producer's Choice - topics submitted by our rockin' sockin' $10 Patrons - gets goofy. #EatEverything "I'm here to re...
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Episode #3x19: Growin' Up
Happy birthday to our own Founding Father, Andrew Simsjefferson, without whom none of us would be here. (He is our literal dad.) Getting an IUD is like entering the Gates of Hell and your doctor is Lucifer. We start news off on a serious note, as rep...
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Episode #3x18: Slow News Week
What's been going on this week, guys? Nothing? Yeah, same here. EXCEPT WHAT THE FUCK. Someone at the FBI leaks a memo former Director James Comey wrote wherein he describes Trump pressuring him to drop his investigation - meanwhile, President Fuhrer t...
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Episode #3x17: Loyalty
- Andrew, Laura, and Matt recap their recent adventures: Andy's back on the east coast, Laura is about to own a home, and Matt's saying bye to his parents. All of this is good news, it seems.
- Andrew extends his in-person interactions with #Millennia...
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Episode #3x16: Why Civil War?
Goodbye, Andrew. Hello, Fuher Laura. YOU get manipulated! *YOU* get manipulated! EVERYONE. GETS. MANIPULATED!!! -Oprah if she worked for Facebook. Why was there a Civil War? What was slavery? Is the sky blue? What's even, like, REAL, man? Preside...
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Episode #3x15: DO IT LIVE!!!
Et tu, Brute? Laura betrays the sisterhood and someone gets salty AF. 13 Reasons Why Not to Watch This Show, and the Unicorn Frapp: a monster of our own design. THERE'S NO WORDS ON IT. FUCKIN THING SUCKS. -Bill O'Reilly, or #Millennial listeners? Bye...
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Episode #3x14: Seize The Moment
Welcome to #Millennial where the hosts are all in the midst of quarter life crises. In Hashing It Out: Andrew is picking up and moving across the country. Things he doesn't have space for: standing desks and his dog. Laura is buying a money pit. Matt...
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Episode #3x13: Coming Clean
An update to ButtGate: someone is forced to tell their boyfriend the truth. "I'm just going to gently spread your labia," said the stranger named Gale. And we let them. The Confessional asks us about vomit and blowjobs, two themes that go together l...
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Episode #3x12: The Power of Pepsi
The prodigal son returns: welcome back, Matthew. The city of Atlanta has decided to become a literal dumpster fire; meanwhile, the DC dumpster fire rages on as Steve Bannon is yanked from his NSC post - by none other than the Trumpster himself. Andre...
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Episode #3x11: Girthy Man Snake
United Airlines: Fly the Unfriendly Skies. Three women - including a 10 year old girl - are kicked off a United flight for wearing leggings. Yes. Seriously. Hidden from the Headlines takes us to Brazil, where we say goodbye to the Amazon rainforest and...
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Episode #3x10: Fwd: Andrew Wants British Penis
#Millennial comes back from Spring Break with a bang. And a lot of embarrassment for Andrew. Speaking of our star host: 80 years later, Andrew finally went to the dentist. What sordid diseases did they find? Fwd: Andrew likes British penis - the titl...
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Episode #3x09: Public Space
Rabbit rabbit ya'll! Whatever the fuck that means. Andrew reveals his deep jealousy of the girls' friendship. We welcome Ian and Zee to the show to discuss last episode's Confessional from a self-described transphobic listener. They open up abo...
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Episode #3x08: TS (No) A
To anal, or not to anal? What you've all been waiting for: the answers to what happened in Aruba. Columbia University accepts, then unaccepts, 277 applicants. In related news: 277 teenagers are spared the trauma of attending Columbia. Should food st...
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Episode #3x07: Shades of Single
1/4 of our panel is celebrating Valentine's Day in Aruba, so the rest of us are here to talk shit on her. We're not jealous or anything. The Grammy's were just asking for #GrammysSoWhite to trend, and they lived down to expectations. Something somet...
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Episode #3x06: That's My Boy
There may be big changes coming for one of us over Valentine's Day. Stay tuned. Listener feedback takes a dump on Andrew and weaves a tale of panties and bushes. We guarantee we're the only podcast that will go from anal to the Constitution. #blesse...
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