Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk
Millennial podcast is a weekly roundtable about our Generation Y experience. From news to politics and pop culture, a panel of friends digs in on why these stories matter and how they affect millennials. If you’ve ever wondered how to maneuver student loan debt, voting, relationships, careers, or just life in general, we feel that SO. HARD. And we’re here to share our stories, along with our greatest challenges and wins, along the way. Millennial podcast is about journeying through young adulthood together.
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#5x05: Something From A Nut
* Happy Black History Month! Stop asking for a White History Month.
* Pat is back this week, fresh off a urination tour around the Grand Canyon.
* Andrew and Pat definitely “don’t wanna be friendssss” with their seat neighbor at Gaga’s Vega...
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#5x04: Ridin' Solo
* The government may have been re-opened for three weeks, but #Millennial has always been here for you.
* We welcome #Millennial’s official gaming correspondent (and nothing else), Marc, back to the show!
* Andrew and Pat are about to ...
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#5x03: Arms Not Open
• Friend of the show and official #Millennial conservative correspondent Parker joins us again this week to talk about the government shutdown.
• We also get Parker’s reactions to the growing list of 2020 Democratic candidates and are surprised by s...
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#5x02: No Cheese For You
* It’s 2019, but we peaked in 2009 so don’t expect us to participate in your 2009 vs 2019 selfie challenge.
* Laura and Pam detail their weekend drama of cheese fries and Bachelor viewing parties.
* This week’s $10 Patron guest is Shania,...
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#5x01: Bubble Butt
* We’re back for SEASON 5! (Sorry Andrew.)
* We recount our NYE experiences: little brothers, poopy plungers, and dogs shoving things into toilets. It gets weird.
* Announcing our new Patreon 2019 benefits: Face to Face hangouts, BREAKING N...
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#4x48: Star Struck
* The #Millennial holiday spectacular is here! We’re live, on camera, and drinking! Patrons can watch video of our entire recording here.
* Our $5 and $10 Patrons gained access to a new benefit: an exclusive #Millennial Discord channel where you...
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#4x47: Seasoned
* We’re gearing up for the holidays! Andrew and Pat are baking cookies, Laura is nearly getting murdered by repairmen, and the deadline to sign up for healthcare is December 15th!
* Listeners sound off: reactions to last week’s CRISPR discussion...
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#4x46: Fake It Til You OmgWait
* We’re back this week with guest Jared, who works for a probation and parole department. Will we get through the episode without bring thrown in the clink?
* Jared schools us on the importance of criminal justice reform, as well as the other ar...
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#4x45: Satan Wins
* Turkey hangover has passed, the world is still on fire, and #Millennial is back!
* What did we do when we were off-air the last two weeks? Partied like fucking rockstars, that’s what.
* Jk, we all saw Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Weak Screen...
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#4x44: Confused
* We're joined by Rachel Ritlop, the owner of The Confused Millennial website and podcast!
* California has had a terrible week -- Pam and Andrew have stories relating to the Thousand Oaks shooting and the horrific fires
* Midterm updat...
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#4x43: Blue... Something
* Welcome to the 2018 midterms, which will never ever #%$&ing end.
* Light up a fat one in honor of the nation’s most reviled Keebler Elf, Jeff Sessions.
* Podcast friends! Check out the podcast Other People’s Lives for the inside scoop on ...
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11 Minute #Millennial: Special Election Day Epi...
It's Election Day in the United States, so we've created a special episode of #Millennial that is as long as the average wait time at the polls. Enjoy 11 minutes of fun, tears, and WTFness.
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#4x42: VOTE
* Pam and Andrew watched the LONG World Series, while Laura got heckled by a weirdo neighbor.
* We create a special 11 minute #Millennial minisode for when you wait in line to vote.
* Announcing the new $1 Patreon supporter tier - DTF! ...
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#4x41: Chicago Gangbang
- Listener Josh joins us on the show this week to talk Star Wars, Trump supporting relatives, and to make Andrew envious of his silky radio voice.
- Laura gives a review of Chicago, Hamilton, and a new definition of gang banging.
- Researchers at Oxf...
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#4x40: 23AndLookSeeImNativeAmerican
* Elizabeth Warren, like many white people before her, is cleaving to trace amounts of Native American ancestry in her DNA results. Which brings us to the point of who gives a fuck?
* The Confessional requires some advice from the #Millennial ...
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#4x39: Dumblevers
* Want your first month of #Millennial bonus content for free? Confirm your voter registration status and we’ll happily oblige. [Click here](https://www.patreon.com/posts/21931362) for more details.
* UPDATE: Fan Bingbang has been released - sad...
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#4x38: Kavanope
* Andrew's feeling a love for Patagonia this fall, but appears to be the only brand whore on the panel
* #Millennial PSA: If you know a white man being denied an opportunity because of his history as an abuser, keep him in your #thoughtsandpraye...
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#4x37: So Sexy
* Live from the #Millennial Pulpit this week, we are joined by Alex, who is both a listener and a pastor. We’re shocked that such a good person listens to THIS show.
* Offensive Halloween costumes are back in full force this year. What’s sexier ...
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#4x36: En Garde
* Hurricanes, mushrooms, and homeowner woes abound in this week’s #Millennial.
* The Emmys were a snooze fest for viewers and presenters alike.
* Brett Kavanaugh gets the Anita Hill treatment: Dr. Christine Blasey Ford has come forward ...
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#4x35: All of the Dairy
* Pat is back with some big news: His fam won Best Cow at the county fair. #BumpkinLife
* Shockingly, Pat was uninterested in dating Show Andrew but came around once he met Real Andrew.
* Important Announcement: Andrew has hSv, not hPv.
* Why t...
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#4x34: Red Panda Surprise
* Welcome to the (shit)show, Angel!
* Do furries dress as red pandas?
* BREAKING: A senior White House official wrote an anonymous op-ed for the New York Times confirming the Republic’s dumpster fire status.
* 2018 Gift for $10 Patrons...
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#4x33: Pumpkin Spice Laura
* It’s a full show this week: remembering John McCain, a victory in Georgia, and [PSL is comin’ back baby](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEPjBsp0ZgQ)!
* Actress and creator [Mariana Novak](http://www.instagram.com/itsmariananovak) joins us to ...
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Episode #4x32: Uhhh
* This week, listener Kelsey joins the show to give us public speaking advice (gulp)!
* Pam is back from Vegas with an explanation of how she met a Backstreet Boy and why she bought $20 avocado toast and thus will be unable to retire.
* How...
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Episode #4x31: Podcast Married
* One of our hosts spent $20 on avocado toast, so we fired her and warned that she’ll never be able to afford a home.
* Marc sits in, promoting Andrew to ask a barrage of personal questions as one does.
* Who’s getting guaranteed salaries, ...
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Episode #4x30: On The Road
* Welcome to the end of 420 jokes - it’s episode 4x30 maaaaaaan.
* Welcome Roshni! This week, we kick off a new $10 Patron benefit where we’ll be bringing on listener guest hosts.
* This week marks the 53rd anniversary of the Voting Right...
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