Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk
Millennial podcast is a weekly roundtable about our Generation Y experience. From news to politics and pop culture, a panel of friends digs in on why these stories matter and how they affect millennials. If you’ve ever wondered how to maneuver student loan debt, voting, relationships, careers, or just life in general, we feel that SO. HARD. And we’re here to share our stories, along with our greatest challenges and wins, along the way. Millennial podcast is about journeying through young adulthood together.
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Episode #4x27: Milkshake
* We’re joined this week by Andrew’s paramour, Pat!
* Pat fills us in on that dairy farmer life: tariffs, and hormones, and nut juice, oh my!
* Speaking of milk, the US delegation to the UN made waves this week when they went rogue and bloc...
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Episode #4x26: Hillaryland
* Happy 4th of July! The US still has over 2,000 children in cages.
* This week in more ‘America is fucked’ news, justice Anthony Kennedy resigns from the Supreme Court, leaving a second vacancy for Trump to fill.
* Disney and Universal Stu...
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Episode #4x25: Cannibisda
* Andrew and Pam kick off the show with a spoiler free review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
* Speaking of fallen kingdoms, we provide this week’s update on the US border detention situation. Tl;dr: 2,300 children are still separated from th...
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Episode #4x24: Who [Thinks They'll Be] A Millio...
* Welcome back, sycophants.
* Marc rejoins us this week to tell us what nerds should be excited for after E3\. (The answer is ALWAYS Pokémon, duh.)
* Just in case you missed it…
* THE US GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING CHILDREN IN CAGES
* T...
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Episode #4x23: A Quarter's The Charm
* Who did it better? IHOP marketing their “name change” to “IHOB,” or Agent Orange marketing his summit with Little Rocket Man? All this in this week’s #Millennial and much more!
* We call Kate, a Canadian listener who schools us in provincial p...
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Episode #4x22: Happy Pride
* Happy June, Happy Pride!
* We welcome Dr. Sarah Steelman to the show to discuss her research on same-gender pairings and degrees of “outness.”
* Sarah informs us on a number of topics, including queer theory, the Matrix of Intelligibility...
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Episode #4x21: Marcah
* “Bless me #Millennial for I have sinned. It has been 3 days and 12 hours since the last time I threw my garbage on a movie theater floor.” - Andrew
* Marc (aka Micah?) joins us and gives us his E3 predictions. He and Andrew plan to get E-rect....
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Episode #4x20: Worse Than War
* Welcome back to #Millennial! it’s 4x20 maaaaaaaaaaan.
* We kick off the show with a new segment, #MilleniHelp. With almost a third of the US population not putting away enough for retirement, what are we doing to save? Patrons sound off and sh...
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Episode #4x19: Trivia Night
* “Happy Mother’s Day to everyone! I don’t want to see any more pictures of your mom!” – Andrew
* Please [take this survey](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSde8TylR6XH4s6SYPXK3IB9Oi9avBK2sE_PWrLxARUoHv2ldQ/viewform) so we can help creat...
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Episode #4x18: Love At First Poke
* #Millennial is back for another packed episode, and Hawaii is turning into Mount Doom!
* Is Roe vs. Wade in trouble, and is the anti-choice argument really about the sanctity of life? (Spoiler: Nope.)
* Love at first poke: Facebook is try...
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Episode #4x17: Smokey Eye
* North and South Korea: are they or aren’t they?
* Speaking of couples who deserve each other, T-Mobile and Sprint are creating one network to rule them all (with shitty reception).
* Michelle Wolf was savage at the White House Correspondents’ ...
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Episode #4x16: BFF or BBF?
* Uncle Andrew lets us peek behind the curtain of MuggleCast headquarters.
* Let's play a LoveGame, a LoveGame: Laura battles to the death to retain her BFF status, and things get heated.
* America's Dad is going to prison and we try to...
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Episode #4x15: Better Call Cohen
* Is there even a 1% chance our boyfriends think we have a pee tape? Find out live, just like we do.
* This message brought to you by grad school: fuckin everyone over, one podcast at a time.
* We dig into an explosive news week with a disc...
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Episode #4x14: Dirty Dancers
* Laura introduces us to her slampiece and Andrew is erect.
* The Number takes on a decidedly ominous tone.
* Hawaii puts itself on the short list of states that allow medically assisted suicide. There are worse ways to go.
* A Chicago...
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Episode #4x13: Self Driving, Self Care
* A warm welcome to Zach, who brings a touch of sincerity and thoughtfulness to the episode.
* Fuel efficiency standards are being rolled back and we fuckin rampage.
* Uber fucks up bigly as one of its self-driving cars self-drives its dumb...
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Episode #4x12: A Stormy Spanking
* A Stormy's comin, 'Arry. And you best be ready when she does.
* The Journal of Sex Research has released a comprehensive list of reasons (and remedies) for dead bedrooms in long-term relationships. We're fascinated.
* Cambridge Analytica...
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Episode #4x11: People Are Stupid
* The new intro is here! RIP Matt, you'll live on in our earbuds.
* The Stormy Daniels saga is about to be put on steroids by a new interview.
* From bikes to trains to video games, it's the biggest toy store to ever go out of business! Gee...
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Episode #4x10: Long Distance BFFs
* RIP Andrew. The show assumes its final form as the girls take over.
* We vouch for the wholesomeness of a long lost host.
* "North Korea meeting? What North Korea meeting?" -The White House, probably.
* Martin Shkreli, the asswipe wh...
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Episode #4x09: Ha Ha Ha
* Hidden from the Headlines: a new and troubling trend of governors refusing to hold special elections when they fear their party might be on the losing end. This is NOT what democracy looks like.
* Alexa users are reporting that the AI will lau...
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Episode #4x08: Our Dungeon Master
* A tapestry of photographs flash before the screen. The collage ends on a glowing photo of Matt, smiling, looking serene atop a mountain of clouds. We feel his presence even as the picture fades to white. His voice echoes softly: "How's my butthole ...
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Episode #4x07: HomoHomeowner
* Black Panther is a crazy good success story. One might say... almost too successful.
* It's happening. Slowly, but surely. Mueller's investigation is inching closer to conclusion, starting with the fuckwads who dared to interfere with the o...
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Episode #4x06: I Love You
* Time for a feel trip. We wish Matt the worst of luck, and hope he falls flat on his face.
* "LOOK AT ME. I'M THE POACHER NOW." -Lions
* Omarosa returns to her reality television roots and immediately starts dropping bombs and freaking us ...
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Episode #4x05: Lady Doritos
* The Eagles win the Superbowl and MLK rolls over in his grave.
* Memo Schmemo. Who needs the FBI anyway?! Lolz
* Stop trying to make the Olympics happen. They're not going to happen.
* The Larry Nassar case gets heated and the #MeToo ...
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Episode #4x04: nOprah
* Andrew recalls a horrific dream he had recently. ~What does it mean??~
* We share our thoughts on Trump's SOTU.. the parts we watched, anyway.
* Oprah has announced she's not running for President. That's a big win for the Dems.
* Fantasti...
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#4x03: Step At A Time
-The government shitdown unfolds as we speak, and we all pray that pinky promises are legally binding.
-An Irish woman finds love in the arms of her new husband: the 300 year old ghost of a Haitian pirate. WTF News is back!
-#FakeNews NASA says ...
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