Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk
Millennial podcast is a weekly roundtable about our Generation Y experience. From news to politics and pop culture, a panel of friends digs in on why these stories matter and how they affect millennials. If you’ve ever wondered how to maneuver student loan debt, voting, relationships, careers, or just life in general, we feel that SO. HARD. And we’re here to share our stories, along with our greatest challenges and wins, along the way. Millennial podcast is about journeying through young adulthood together.
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Episode #3x03: Lit
Note: This episode was recorded before the Presidential Inauguration.
The Women's Marches are going to be YUGE. Trump's inauguration probably won't. AP Choice makes a comeback with questions about credit scores on dating sites, how to make a differen...
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Episode #3x02: SimSeed
We reminisce on our favorite Obama qualities and the changes he's enacted over the past 8 years. Surprise, bitch! goes terribly awry because of fucking course it does. We welcome Kid Rock to the show. In this week's After Dark: We planned a real conver...
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Episode #3x01: Third Time's The Charm
Welcome to 2017. Welcome to season 3. Please manage your expectations for both. Happy New Year, sycophants. Two truths, one lie reveals which of us is the loser that stayed home and got drunk with her dad. Wikishits announces their descent into the ...
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Episode #2x47: Farm Girls Have Great Calves
In our last show of the year, we streamed LIVE for Patrons and welcomed back a long-lost host. Happy birthday, Laura. We hope this embarrasses you, Laura. News jumps off with a report from Aleppo, Syria, where thousands of unarmed civilians have been s...
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Episode #2x46: Amazon Go-ing To Kill Jobs
In our penultimate “fuck this year” episode, all of our hosts return! Except the other chick “Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games - we got volcanoes exploding.. right in your face.” The Hamilton Mixtape is now available on Spotify! (Or f...
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Episode #2x45: Won't Let Go
It's the Andrew and Matt show on this week's #Millennial, so we're doing things a little differently!
* Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Giving Tuesday: We recap these four… uh… holidays.
* Updates: The New York Times has seen some maj...
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Episode #2x44: Beautiful Disaster
Buckle up, minions: we’re so deep in the Dumpster Fire the theme music is no longer audible.
* What are we thankful for? Nothing (except Bruce Springsteen).
* Trump was shocked to learn that the leader of the free world tends to live in the nat...
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Episode #2x43: Beauty and the Fantastic Beasts
Well, we’re back from our election trip, and everything is terrible. But we’re kicking this episode off with a soothing meditation session to help you ugly cry those election woes out. Speaking of the election, we’re taking a break from politics this ...
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Episode #2x42: President Elect
We're sad y'all. What does this mean for the future of the country? We offer our early reactions and how to cope with such a devastating vote. In the next episode we'll discuss the GOOD parts of hanging out together!
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Episode #2x41: Duel Of The Fates
Halloween was an identity crisis for one of us, who faced the toughest Harry Potter quiz of her life. We've got 99 problems and Anthony Weiner is literally all of them. Dumpster Fire: The Penultimate Edition questions how one man's dick can exert so ...
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Episode #2x40: The Selfie Felony
#Millennial reporting live from the end of the Republic, with only two more weeks left before the next - and depending on how it goes, maybe the last - presidential election. -Is Wonder Woman an empowering role model for girls worldwide, or just over-...
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Episode #2x39: Perfect Illusion
* Welcome back to the show, Pam!
* Note: This episode was recorded BEFORE the debate. This week's After Dark will have our thoughts on the third and final brawl!
* Shit is real now in the fight against ISIS. We discuss the Battle for Mosul.
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Episode #2x38: Everything
Haiti's death toll from Hurricane Matthew has soared past 900 -- and thousands more are suffering from the rapid spread of cholera. Donate whatever you can spare to Unicef's Haiti mission or Hope for Haiti. "BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP SHOCKS WORLD,...
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Episode #2x37: Wanna Get Pregnant?
Andrew met Bruce Springsteen and died from exposure. RIP. But he'll be resurrected in time for election night - where we'll all be hanging out in D.C. to watch the results roll in. Think you might want to join? Let us know here. BREAKING NEWS: Using ...
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Episode #2x36: Laura's Son
Americans: You're running out of time to register to vote. Get on that NOW if you haven't already! Shout out to our friend Sarah at the HP-Alliance - their most recent campaign is called Wizard Rock the Vote, and its endeavor is to register new voters ...
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Episode #2x35: Lucky Seven
* The FBI director says it's a good idea to cover up your camera.
* Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING is back. And Laura confesses to being a white girl.
* In Dumpster Fire 2016, we discuss a Bush's vote for Hillary, Trump using charity money to settle ...
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Episode #2x34: Overheatin' Hillary
Some MVP listeners ask Andrew why he thinks "a hole is a hole." Andrew digs his grave deeper. HAPPY 9/11 MATT!!! The birthday boy reminds us two national tragedies were born that day. Dumpster Fire 2016: Deplorable Lives Matter. Overheatin' Hillary....
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Episode #2x33: Taco Emissions
Andrew isn't here, so we answer all your burning questions about him. Warner Bros' legendary failure of the week has us asking: if company slogans were 100% honest, what would they be? This week in science: antibacterials don't work, and neither do ...
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Episode #2x32: McChicken
Bienvenido a Jacob, nuestro último ganador del Boleto de Oro! We bring a little culture to the show with a story from Mexico. But we don't steep in our newfound intellectualism for long. Mayo or man juice? Trick question: both. Surprise, bitch! take...
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Episode #2x31: Mook Me
It's Britney, bitch. Burning to ashes in this week's Dumpster Fire: the GOP-black community relationship. Then again, what do they have to lose? Clinton's hashtag!emails are back in the news cycle with more expected to be leaked just in time for elec...
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Episode #2x30: His Own Worst Enemy
Golden ticket winner Claire toughs out a packed show about Trump's downward spiral. But first: Bucket Lists: what's on ours, and why do they all entail the same thing. Trumpster Fire 2016: further and further down the rabbit hole we go. The Donald do...
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Episode #2x29: Hear Hear
Golden ticket winner #2 hails from Australia and brings her pet wallaby onto the show! Not really, but you fucking believed it for a second. Team USA is dominating the Olympics right now, so when the GOP completes our country's transformation into a...
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Episode #2x28: Dissing The Baby
This week's episode welcomes guest host Zach to the program, because Zach was unlucky enough to win a Golden Ticket from our t-shirt sales. Sorry Zach. Andrew realizes the fate of his sister's marriage is in his hands. Surprise, Bitch! takes us to Por...
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Episode #2x27: Fill That Core
This week's episode of #Millennial will just be Michelle Obama's DNC speech on an eternal loop. Thank you and goodnight. Harry Potter and the Cursed Fan Fiction comes out this weekend - only one of us defends its honor. Dumpster Fire 2016 takes aim a...
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Episode #2x26: Anyone Can Ride Andrew
This episode brought to you by Monday Afternoon: a great time to record if you want to make your convention coverage as dated as possible. The night is always darkest before the dawn, and this week, "the dawn" is Roger Ailes getting thrown out of Fox...
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