Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk
Millennial podcast is a weekly roundtable about our Generation Y experience. From news to politics and pop culture, a panel of friends digs in on why these stories matter and how they affect millennials. If you’ve ever wondered how to maneuver student loan debt, voting, relationships, careers, or just life in general, we feel that SO. HARD. And we’re here to share our stories, along with our greatest challenges and wins, along the way. Millennial podcast is about journeying through young adulthood together.
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Episode #4x08: Our Dungeon Master
* A tapestry of photographs flash before the screen. The collage ends on a glowing photo of Matt, smiling, looking serene atop a mountain of clouds. We feel his presence even as the picture fades to white. His voice echoes softly: "How's my butthole ...
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Episode #4x07: HomoHomeowner
* Black Panther is a crazy good success story. One might say... almost too successful.
* It's happening. Slowly, but surely. Mueller's investigation is inching closer to conclusion, starting with the fuckwads who dared to interfere with the o...
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Episode #4x06: I Love You
* Time for a feel trip. We wish Matt the worst of luck, and hope he falls flat on his face.
* "LOOK AT ME. I'M THE POACHER NOW." -Lions
* Omarosa returns to her reality television roots and immediately starts dropping bombs and freaking us ...
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Episode #4x05: Lady Doritos
* The Eagles win the Superbowl and MLK rolls over in his grave.
* Memo Schmemo. Who needs the FBI anyway?! Lolz
* Stop trying to make the Olympics happen. They're not going to happen.
* The Larry Nassar case gets heated and the #MeToo ...
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Episode #4x04: nOprah
* Andrew recalls a horrific dream he had recently. ~What does it mean??~
* We share our thoughts on Trump's SOTU.. the parts we watched, anyway.
* Oprah has announced she's not running for President. That's a big win for the Dems.
* Fantasti...
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#4x03: Step At A Time
-The government shitdown unfolds as we speak, and we all pray that pinky promises are legally binding.
-An Irish woman finds love in the arms of her new husband: the 300 year old ghost of a Haitian pirate. WTF News is back!
-#FakeNews NASA says ...
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Episode #4x02: Mountains, Gandalf
-Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream, and we are it. Let's act like it.
-MOUNTAINS, GANDALF!!! takes on a decidedly different meaning.
-President Trump refers to particular, mostly people of color-populated countries as "shitholes," and the veneer...
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Episode #4x01: Nurse Maura
* Welcome back! It's officially season 4\. Time to jump the shark and disintegrate into a heap of failure.
* Highlights from our break include a Rated R coffee mug, a tropical trip from hell, and an acute injury to one of our boyfriends. Merry C...
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Episode #3x47: The Good Things in 2017
-Happy birthday to the heart and soul of this show, our dear Laura. Champion of the downtrodden. Warrior for the underrepresented. Purveyor of the sex.
-We finally unwrap our Secret Santas and find out WTF is in Laura's giant box.
-Surprise, bitch! ta...
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Episode #3x46: The Last Gay Cake
-The Force is strong with us as we get hyped THE FUCK UP for Star Wars: The Last Jedi.
-Surprise, bitch! takes us to Florida, where grandparents and presidential campaigns go to die.
-Transgender military recruits are shown the respect they deserve by ...
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Episode #3x45: A Merry Mueller Christmas
- We kick off with a graphic update on our Thanksgiving sex lives. #blessed
- Surprise again, bitch! welcomes back a sly motherfucker who somehow figured out how to con the system.
- It's beginning to look a lot like a merry Mueller Christmas.
- Roya...
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Episode #3x44: Surprise
- We're back from break and recap our -- Thank God -- smooth Thanksgivings with the family. This discussion prompts some memories of our closeted pasts.
- Dictionary.com reveals their Word of the Year, and it's a word that isn't in Trump's vocabulary.
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Episode #3x43: Lord Of The Amazon
Australians show us how voting is done. Congrats to the LGBTQ community down under! Literal. Fucking. Nazis. show up to protest in favor of a "white Europe" -- 60,000 of them, to be exact, because fuck this whole year. Want to stop your nudes from bei...
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Episode #3x42: Benched
We say goodbye to Kevin Spacey as he says goodbye to his career. The stomach-turning shooting in Texas has us grieving yet again. But we have reason to hope. Popular conservative Twitter accounts, like @Jenna_Abrams, have been outed as #FAKE. They wer...
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Episode #3x41: Enlightful
Kevin Spacey fucks up bigly. (Since recording, HOC has now halted production) November 1st: be there, or be stuck with whatever health coverage you currently have. New voicemails prove that regret is a universal feeling. News kicks off with #MuellerM...
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Episode #3x40: Cool As A Cucumber
Andrew goes full fuckin fanboi, Laura signs up for NaNoWriMo, and we all warn against the dangers of cucumbers. PSA: FOOD DOES NOT BELONG IN YA SNATCH Surprise, bitch! takes us to the scorching hellfire that is SoCal. The Distraction Game: a new and t...
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Episode #3x39: Founding Daddies
Take a step back into time in lovely Pennsylvania, where sewing machines and malt shakes still = viable business model. Oh and btw 3 million Americans in Puerto Rico still don't have power or water. California goes full Captain Planet on puppy mills....
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Episode #3x38: Bump Potato
Welcome to a special edition of The LANDY Show. Our other two bitches have lives, and we have podcasts, so who’s the real winner? Rape culture is insidious and present at all levels of of culture. WHO KNEW? (Harvey Weinstein sure did.) Every year is e...
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Episode #3x37: Docket Delight
Our hearts ache for Las Vegas right now. And we would send them our thoughts and prayers, but thoughts and prayers are worth approximately nothing. We need gun control. Now. Help us, Justice Kennedy-- you're our only hope. The Supreme Court just heard...
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Episode #3x36: FYI Puerto Ricans Are U.S. Citizens
Andrew witnesses casual sexism up close and personal in a hotel elevator. Ruh roh. Surprise, bitch! digs into the uncomfortable dynamic between family, politics and Facebook. #triggered America's predominant religion, football, comes under attack by ...
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Episode #3x35: Rocket Man [Repost]
With two more natural disasters this week, Andrew predicts The Big One is finally upon Los Angeles. West Coast Patrons: Please make sure your credit cards are up to date. Surprise, Bitch: Detroit ain’t so bad after all. A Canadian confesses that she’s ...
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Episode #3x34: So Fresh, So Clean
Introducing... the LANDY Show! Happy birthday to our favorite national tragedy. Where were you when Matt turned 16? Surprise, bitch! Can... can you hear us? We lament the end of the summer and all that makes life worth living. u say wot m8? this iphon...
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Episode #3x33: Surprise, Everyone
-FUCK IT. WE'L DO IT LIVE. But seriously we're doing this live, buckle up. -We've completely revamped our Patreon benefits so that they're simpler, but better, than ever before. Example: personalized, handwritten letters from one of the hosts are comin...
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Episode #3x32: Ladies Night
It's ladies night! And the girls outline a newly-revamped Patreon. MuggleFuck: A History. Coming to a theater near you. Hurricane Harvey breaks records as the largest and most intense hurricane in Texas history. We discuss the ramifications and encour...
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Episode #3x31: He Was Blinded
BLIIIIIINDED BY THE LIGHT, wrapped up like a douche you know the rumor is you're tight. (Nailed it.) BANNON. IS. OUT! But T-Swift is about to be back in. Bigly. Remember that place "Afghanistan"? Where we've been at war for 16 years? Yeah, that's sti...
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