Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk
Millennial podcast is a weekly roundtable about our Generation Y experience. From news to politics and pop culture, a panel of friends digs in on why these stories matter and how they affect millennials. If you’ve ever wondered how to maneuver student loan debt, voting, relationships, careers, or just life in general, we feel that SO. HARD. And we’re here to share our stories, along with our greatest challenges and wins, along the way. Millennial podcast is about journeying through young adulthood together.
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#5x21: Passive-Aggressive Roommates, Everest So...
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#5x20: Adversity Scores, BatPatz, Moving More
* It’s Andrew’s 30th eve here on #Millennial - we’re so glad he joined us for the final days of his youth!
* We kick the episode off with Surprise Bitch! and listener Irwin plays a fun game with us: can we name all 23 Democratic candidates for Pres...
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#5x19: GOT Baby Names(?!), Ranking World Issues...
* We kick off this week’s episode by reviewing Detective Pikachu and Long Shot, and bitching about Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 5\. We then quickly transition to prank calling Andrew’s scammer.
* In NOT NORMAL News, Trump thinks he should get a...
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#5x18: Andrew gets scammed, Sonic gets creepy, ...
* Need a pick-me-up after the latest Game of Thrones? We can make you laugh through the pain!
* Andrew reveals he’s been the victim of a financial scam, and Laura immediately begins plotting ways to burn the scammer’s life down.
* In dysfunctio...
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#5x17: 'Endgame' reactions (spoiler-free), Twit...
• Deep in your feelings about Avengers: Endgame and Game of Thrones? #Millennial is here to share in those tears with some spoiler-free reviews!
• The hosts are so low on hope for our democracy they start suggesting lunch food items for President.
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#5x16: 'Homecoming' review, 'Endgame' prep, 8K?!
* Happy 420! HE IS RISEN! Blaze it if you praise him (okay we’re done).
* We're all getting ready for Avengers: Endgame, and Marc and Laura are thinking of cheating on their friends.
* Queen Bey blessed us all by dropping Homecoming on Netflix. W...
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#5x15: Marijuana Tips and Tricks, Streaming War...
• File your taxes and hand over your cash to Uncle Sam - #Millennial is here to help ease your tax woes!
• This episode was recorded as coverage of the Notre Dame Cathedral was active. Since recording, we’ve learned that the damage, while horrifying, ...
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#5x14: GMO Myths, Creepy Airbnbs, What IS Country?
* Need something to take your mind off filing taxes? Andrew’s pipes are haunted!
* Pat and Laura enjoy yelling at miscreants in movie theaters.
* Keep an eye out for an episode of BREAKING NEWS: Mueller Report edition.
* Farmer Pat educates us ...
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#5x13: Tesla Drives Us, Russia Launches New Med...
Millennial is here! We may not know a lot, but we do know there is only one country called “Mexico.”
* Andrew and Pat spent their weekend with self-driving cars and flying elephants after being underwhelmed by Apple’s latest product announcements....
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#5x12: How To Binge the MCU, Study Finds Parent...
DISCLAIMER: This episode of #Millennial was recorded prior to the release of Attorney General Bill Barr’s summation of the Mueller report. That said, check out our latest installment of BREAKING NEWS on Patreon for our analysis!
- Got Mueller Report h...
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#5x11: Inside Child Welfare, and Disney Jumps t...
- Trump is “something from a cold McRib” according to this week’s guest. We’re going to get along great!
- Andrew provides some native advertising for Disney, Laura submits a dog surgery claim, and #Millennial was ranked #8 on Feedspot’s “Top 20 Mil...
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#5x10: Pound Taco
* Not such a small world: Pat is going to Disney World for the first time next week.
* Laura’s saving a whopping $12 on her student loan repayments over the next year - what should she do now that she’s flush with cash?
* Andrew brings his dental...
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#5x09: Now Boarding
Need a break from the Michael Cohens of the world? Look no further than the newest episode of #Millennial.
• We’re joined this week by official airline correspondent James, who’s here to make sure we sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight.
• Andre...
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#5x08: The Context of Grindelwald
* We’re thinking of launching an exploratory committee for a potential Presidential run in 2020, but in the meantime, tune in to hear our latest shenanigans.
* _Who_ loves orange jumpsuits? _Paul_ loves orange jumpsuits. Is it true?!
* “TIL not t...
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#5x07: And The Worst Oscars Goes To...
* The government lives to fight another day, as does #Millennial.
* Andrew’s HOA is too involved, Laura’s isn’t involved enough, and Pam has become a personal chef! (For her dog)
* “Uncle Joe, don’t run,” we imagine President Obama casually menti...
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#5x06: Speed Finds A Way
* Worried about the looming (potential) sequel to the government shutdown? Listen to the newest #Millennial instead!
* Andrew has an important day ruined by a food delivery driver, Laura is at war with her HOA, and Pam recaps the Grammys.
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#5x05: Something From A Nut
* Happy Black History Month! Stop asking for a White History Month.
* Pat is back this week, fresh off a urination tour around the Grand Canyon.
* Andrew and Pat definitely “don’t wanna be friendssss” with their seat neighbor at Gaga’s Vega...
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#5x04: Ridin' Solo
* The government may have been re-opened for three weeks, but #Millennial has always been here for you.
* We welcome #Millennial’s official gaming correspondent (and nothing else), Marc, back to the show!
* Andrew and Pat are about to ...
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#5x03: Arms Not Open
• Friend of the show and official #Millennial conservative correspondent Parker joins us again this week to talk about the government shutdown.
• We also get Parker’s reactions to the growing list of 2020 Democratic candidates and are surprised by s...
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#5x02: No Cheese For You
* It’s 2019, but we peaked in 2009 so don’t expect us to participate in your 2009 vs 2019 selfie challenge.
* Laura and Pam detail their weekend drama of cheese fries and Bachelor viewing parties.
* This week’s $10 Patron guest is Shania,...
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#5x01: Bubble Butt
* We’re back for SEASON 5! (Sorry Andrew.)
* We recount our NYE experiences: little brothers, poopy plungers, and dogs shoving things into toilets. It gets weird.
* Announcing our new Patreon 2019 benefits: Face to Face hangouts, BREAKING N...
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#4x48: Star Struck
* The #Millennial holiday spectacular is here! We’re live, on camera, and drinking! Patrons can watch video of our entire recording here.
* Our $5 and $10 Patrons gained access to a new benefit: an exclusive #Millennial Discord channel where you...
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#4x47: Seasoned
* We’re gearing up for the holidays! Andrew and Pat are baking cookies, Laura is nearly getting murdered by repairmen, and the deadline to sign up for healthcare is December 15th!
* Listeners sound off: reactions to last week’s CRISPR discussion...
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#4x46: Fake It Til You OmgWait
* We’re back this week with guest Jared, who works for a probation and parole department. Will we get through the episode without bring thrown in the clink?
* Jared schools us on the importance of criminal justice reform, as well as the other ar...
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#4x45: Satan Wins
* Turkey hangover has passed, the world is still on fire, and #Millennial is back!
* What did we do when we were off-air the last two weeks? Partied like fucking rockstars, that’s what.
* Jk, we all saw Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Weak Screen...
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