Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk
Millennial podcast is a weekly roundtable about our Generation Y experience. From news to politics and pop culture, a panel of friends digs in on why these stories matter and how they affect millennials. If you’ve ever wondered how to maneuver student loan debt, voting, relationships, careers, or just life in general, we feel that SO. HARD. And we’re here to share our stories, along with our greatest challenges and wins, along the way. Millennial podcast is about journeying through young adulthood together.
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Episode #2x39: Perfect Illusion
* Welcome back to the show, Pam!
* Note: This episode was recorded BEFORE the debate. This week's After Dark will have our thoughts on the third and final brawl!
* Shit is real now in the fight against ISIS. We discuss the Battle for Mosul.
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Episode #2x38: Everything
Haiti's death toll from Hurricane Matthew has soared past 900 -- and thousands more are suffering from the rapid spread of cholera. Donate whatever you can spare to Unicef's Haiti mission or Hope for Haiti. "BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP SHOCKS WORLD,...
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Episode #2x37: Wanna Get Pregnant?
Andrew met Bruce Springsteen and died from exposure. RIP. But he'll be resurrected in time for election night - where we'll all be hanging out in D.C. to watch the results roll in. Think you might want to join? Let us know here. BREAKING NEWS: Using ...
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Episode #2x36: Laura's Son
Americans: You're running out of time to register to vote. Get on that NOW if you haven't already! Shout out to our friend Sarah at the HP-Alliance - their most recent campaign is called Wizard Rock the Vote, and its endeavor is to register new voters ...
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Episode #2x35: Lucky Seven
* The FBI director says it's a good idea to cover up your camera.
* Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING is back. And Laura confesses to being a white girl.
* In Dumpster Fire 2016, we discuss a Bush's vote for Hillary, Trump using charity money to settle ...
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Episode #2x34: Overheatin' Hillary
Some MVP listeners ask Andrew why he thinks "a hole is a hole." Andrew digs his grave deeper. HAPPY 9/11 MATT!!! The birthday boy reminds us two national tragedies were born that day. Dumpster Fire 2016: Deplorable Lives Matter. Overheatin' Hillary....
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Episode #2x33: Taco Emissions
Andrew isn't here, so we answer all your burning questions about him. Warner Bros' legendary failure of the week has us asking: if company slogans were 100% honest, what would they be? This week in science: antibacterials don't work, and neither do ...
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Episode #2x32: McChicken
Bienvenido a Jacob, nuestro último ganador del Boleto de Oro! We bring a little culture to the show with a story from Mexico. But we don't steep in our newfound intellectualism for long. Mayo or man juice? Trick question: both. Surprise, bitch! take...
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Episode #2x31: Mook Me
It's Britney, bitch. Burning to ashes in this week's Dumpster Fire: the GOP-black community relationship. Then again, what do they have to lose? Clinton's hashtag!emails are back in the news cycle with more expected to be leaked just in time for elec...
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Episode #2x30: His Own Worst Enemy
Golden ticket winner Claire toughs out a packed show about Trump's downward spiral. But first: Bucket Lists: what's on ours, and why do they all entail the same thing. Trumpster Fire 2016: further and further down the rabbit hole we go. The Donald do...
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Episode #2x29: Hear Hear
Golden ticket winner #2 hails from Australia and brings her pet wallaby onto the show! Not really, but you fucking believed it for a second. Team USA is dominating the Olympics right now, so when the GOP completes our country's transformation into a...
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Episode #2x28: Dissing The Baby
This week's episode welcomes guest host Zach to the program, because Zach was unlucky enough to win a Golden Ticket from our t-shirt sales. Sorry Zach. Andrew realizes the fate of his sister's marriage is in his hands. Surprise, Bitch! takes us to Por...
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Episode #2x27: Fill That Core
This week's episode of #Millennial will just be Michelle Obama's DNC speech on an eternal loop. Thank you and goodnight. Harry Potter and the Cursed Fan Fiction comes out this weekend - only one of us defends its honor. Dumpster Fire 2016 takes aim a...
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Episode #2x26: Anyone Can Ride Andrew
This episode brought to you by Monday Afternoon: a great time to record if you want to make your convention coverage as dated as possible. The night is always darkest before the dawn, and this week, "the dawn" is Roger Ailes getting thrown out of Fox...
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Episode #2x25: GO-ing Nowhere
Bitch we're back. By popular demand. Brave new world: a lot has changed in two short weeks and we're still working to process it. Dumpster Fire 2016 is upon us, and #Millennial has some live Google hangouts planned for the upcoming conventions. All bo...
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Episode #2x24: What's Your Status?
It's our last show before a two week summer break, so eat it up sycophants. Andrew is, officially, an Uber driver. Welcome to the jungle. The Department of Justice is editing the Orlando shooter's 911 transcripts -- is this what everyone means by "...
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Episode #2x23: Orlando
- A major tragedy in the United States calls for a special episode of #Millennial. We discuss the horrific Orlando shooting in-depth.
- The facts as we know them so far.
- What issues were at play? And what aspects are standing out this time?
- Conn...
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Episode #2x22: Director Despot
Andrew survives his flight across the Atlantic, eliminating any hopes we had of being on CNN. Primary season sings its swan song as California and five other states go to the ballot box. If I call Laura an ill-begotten slag, is that hate speec...
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Episode #2x21: Welcome, Summer
Trash ass alcohol. Melancholy music. Gays. Welcome, summer. Two new confessions ask for our advice about coming out of the closet and online dating, and we handle the quandaries with the grace of a lemming. This week in uplifting news: Johnny Depp tur...
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Episode #2x20: Simming
Celebrate Andrew's birthday with us and a Dunkin Donuts near you. Golden Ticket winners won't get a lifetime supply of chocolate, but they will get a lifetime supply of embarrassment. News summons the spirit of Alex Trebek in a Jeopardy-style rundown ...
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Episode #2x19: Detached
If a host turns her hair green, but no one sees it, does it still make a sound? A new oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is trashing shit up -- and no one even knew it was happening until a random helicopter pilot was like, oh look, a rotting ecosystem. F...
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Episode #2x18: Our Watch Begins
* Performers who don't show up on time SUCK.
* Obama hates how the media is covering Trump, but loves bison.
* The Political Minute: Goodbye Kasich, hello President Trump. Goodbye endorsements from past Presidents, hello Nickelback.
* Faceb...
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Episode #2x17: Cruz'n For A Bruisin'
The Podcast Where It Happens celebrates Hamilton's slew of Tony nominations! Too bad we'll never see it live. Andrew plugs the new Hypable, but if you're like Micah you won't be visiting it. We offer a few dramatic readings from Fuck Off, Cupid, and d...
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Episode #2x16: To Bey Or Not To Bey
Stop doing things, people. We can't keep up with all this shit.
Harriet Tubman was a baller way before she was a $20. "Can you move to the right a bit, I need a clear shot of this for my blog." -Andrew, having a threesome with his new Uber passenger...
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Episode #2x15: Below Average
Andrew returns from last week's stint in prison to find his world has collapsed. "I've got transparent pandering in my bag. Swag." -Hillary Clinton News kicks off with a brand new study that reveals either we're all morons, or the study's authors are. ...
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