Raptors Lose, Spelling Bee Loss, The History of Eunichs, Hawaii Hates Tourists, Lady Lost in Woods, Pastor Impregnates Churchgoers. 

NBA Finals start, Cricket World Cup, Lebron/Wade 2.0, Boner Thief, Slaughter Park, Brad Calipari, and Fertilizer Pills. 

The Mets fly to L.A. and lose. Jomboy and Jake both agree that something needs to be done about the ongoing horse death epidemic in Santa Anita. The government is selling computer viruses to evil masterminds, and snails might be farting?

Late night ep. Yanks win. Mets win. Sharks lose. Raptors win. Cow shit car. Spider scares lady. DUI driver refuses to get off phone. Gey a Rhythym.

The Yankees come back to win. The Mets win but are still a mess. Horse Girls, Dad steals money from his daughter for erotic massage, a dead shark got got and some other stuff

The Mets are in disarray,  A new Manning QB is on his way, MLB protests, Golf, Game of Thrones Finale, Not-enough-pepperoni murder threats, a vigil for a closing Krogers and Twinkie flavored coffee.

The Mets lost, the Bruins swept, The Curry brothers squared off in a fun game 2, a man sunk his car while towing his boat, a mom threatened to beat up her daughter's bullies families, Austrians have been asked to stop making out with cows.

Yankees win. Mets lose. Jets fire their GM. Sharks win on a hand pass. A coffee place is selling coffee for 75 dollars and a Florida Manatee Orgy happened.

The Knicks get the third pick in the draft. The Pelicans jump to number 1. The Bruins won. The Red Sox struck out 24 but lost. Teens throw potatoes at tourists. Frat bros in trouble for making dog do keg stand. Jimmy stole a CD from Hollister.

Joe Flacco says its not his job to mentor, Tiger Woods sued in wrongful death case, The lottery is today, multiple wives in Swaziland and youtube pranksters being assholes. 

Yanks & mets win. Porzingis got beat up. Game of Thrones talk. Warriors win. Toronto buzzer beater. Oldest Human ever. Racoon joins a zoo. People that use "this aged well" are dumb. 

• Landon Collins talks shit • Tim Tebow Update • Sixers win • People in high places say fucked up things • Beluga Whale Returns dropped phones

• Pine Tar • Sharks Win • Celtics Lose • Burglar pets dog and washes dishes • Australia typo

Yanks and Mets with 9th inning wins. No-hitters. Game 7s. Goats going to school and people eating raw rodents.

• Yanks win • Mets lose • Sharks Warriros Lose • house made of dead wolves • Chef smells like wood

• Yanks win • Mets got Swept • Game of Thrones • Kentucky Derby • Women Blames Taco Bell for DUI • Poop Bombs

• Syndergaard with an impressive outing • James Dolan is being sued • Sharks lost • Man Swallows Airpod. Poops it out. still works. • Turtle smashed into car windshield

The Islanders are down 3-0. Yanks and Mets lost. Guy robs same dairy queen twice. Teen rob the same house twice. Some other stuff too. 

CC Gets 3000th Ks , Mets Walk off, Bruins/Celtics Lose, Grandma Caught with 60 Grams of Pot in her Bra, Vampire Facials have gone wrong, Chef Boyardee Bomb.

The Mets lost. Nuggets won. Kid in Texas sets 100m record. Golden State shouldn't be called Golden State. Jeopardy. Man find 30 bombs in his backyard. Kid faked a Coachella trip. Burkini. 

The Yankees swept. The Mets got two more bad starts from deGrom & Syndergaard. Guy wins a court case that his hash brown was not a cell phone! Rapper arrested for putting 5 year old in lyft ride. NFL draft and robbing a dollar store. 

The Draft, Gettlemen being an idiot, A Marathoner shit himself but still won.