Draft, Yanks, Giant POtatoes, Bobby from Simple Man Radio joined us.

Sharks win a crazy game 7. Yanks have the best record in last 10 days with AAA guys. Mets won big. Dame called his shot. Cops brawl and arrest each other. Some animal fuckers get caught fucking animals. 

Yanks won in 14. Harper got ejected and Arrieta called him out. Suns fire Kokoskov. Groomer pulls gun on late customer. A bunch of news stories that started funny but ended sad. 

The Mets and Yankees have the same record. Thrones season 8 episode 2. Mechanic stole a car. Girl with no hands won a handwriting contest. Homeless man got his pet rat back. Nets got into a scuffle.

KD vs Beverly is fun. Dudley vs Simmons. Kate Smith racist background. Guy lives on the ocean on a floating house. Guy fell asleep in a dumpster and lost his leg. The John Wayne Bobbit story is crazy.

The Yankees swept the Sox. The Mets have lost 5 of their last 6. Jeopardy perfect game. Man throws Iguana at restaurant manager. Dead pigs brain was revived. Bat flips. 

The mets got blown up in the first. The Islanders won. Lightning lost. Barry Sanders the thief wont stop stealing, a girl made out with a dog, laxative brownies, and some other stuff.

The Mets won a wild 11 innings game, The Warriors blew a huge lead, the Nets got blown out, People are throwing urine on other people left and right, The Bue Jays forgot the rules of baseball and 3 pitch innings.

The Doors, Game of Thrones, The masters, NBA playoffs, Guy sues parents over box of porn and big flightless bird kills a guy.

The Masters, NHL Playoffs, NBA playoff starting, weird Ozzie Albies contract, robot sperm extractors, robot cars, NFL Daft. 

It was a late night recording session and it got a little off the rails. 

Magic steps down. Dirk and Wade play their last games in front of their home crowd (kinda for Wade). A guy abused an alligator. Another guy abandoned his pet. The Devils and Rangers win the lottery. 

What are the best inventions ever? Virginia wins the national title. Mullins out as St Johns coach. Ex-girlfriend shows up to her ex-boyfriend's wedding in a wedding dress. Horror novels, dog gates and MTV Challenge talk.

The Yankees swept the Orioles. The Mets beat the Nats. Alonso is on fire. Virginia vs Auburn missed calls. A town in Ireland all has boners. A poacher got killed and eaten by animals. 

The Yankees won. The Mets lost. The Jets got new uniforms. Zimmer almost shit in one spot. Jake wore a straw hat. Guy dug up his grandpa's skull to celebrate a soccer victory. Washing towels.

Yanks keep losing and getting hurt. The Mets keep winning. Pop got ejected. The Astros got ejected. Adam Jones had a fan ejected. A school teacher got ejected from her job for a nude picture releasing. And some idiots got ejected from the free world...

Harper returns to Philly. Russel Wilson out of Seattle? Shower Routines. Kid put 50 magnets in his dick. People are stealing Komodo Dragons. Angry women made a cake out of dog shit.

Yanks and Mets win. Mattingly calls out the umps. JD Davis plays a bad third base. Coach Cal gets a lifetime deal. Dont put the cans and chips in the same grocery bag. Some other horrible news stories. A goat gets kicked off a school bus. 

Ushers son realizing he wasnt wanted, Baseball has begun, Kristaps in trouble, Final Four is set to go, Kamikaze pilot, Climate Change melting the dead and poop onto people, bet of the day and more.

The Yankees won. The Mets won. Baseball happened. Sweet Sixteen games. Mysterious Garfield beach. Jimmy is deaf in one ear. Viagara energy drink and a dude has to go back to jail after 13 years of being free.

Sweet Sixteen of march madness, opening day in baseball, lady swallowed maggots to cure cancer, pirate pavement longboarded onto the back of a pickup while holding a sword, some deep feelings!

If you gained an inch one day what mild inconveniences would happen? Pass Interference is now a reviewable call. A ghost scratched a baby. Jake was shirtless. We had some fun!

Jimmy is back in New Jersey and hasnt slept a wink since he took the red eye flight. Jake woke up by getting his balls stomped on (tuesdays amiright?) Mets did Mets stuff, Booker almost had 59, a lady says she made a dress out of plastic bags but didnt.

NCAA tournament, Nominative Determinism, Gronk, Poisonous Toads, Madonna, Bet of the Day

Talked about a lot of stuff.