Three kids were floating on ice, a girl made terrible banana bread, Rudy Gobert and Donovan Mitchell are in a beef, A Zebra/Monkey hybrid ("Zonkey") was born, and a naked lady showed up to the airport. 

CJ2K is accused of murder-for-hire, a soccer star is in trouble for having a quarantine orgy, there may be a facemask solution for Jimmy, the Texans are dumb, and SNL is working from home.

Carrots keep getting dumped in the Morongo Basin, Cakes in the shape of toilet paper are keeping a bakery open, Handshakes are canceled, and some assorted NBA news. 

The UFC is buying a private island to host fights, the Bucs and Falcons have new unis, a guy is buying weed in bulk, and Martin Shkreli is trying to get out of prison

MLB is aiming for a May return, NBA won't give an update UNTIL May, the Ester Bunny and Tooth Fairy are essential workers, and another episode of Tiger King is coming

Wimbledon and The Open were canceled, Zoom classrooms are being hacked, people are upset about water bottles in Little Women, and more covid chronicles.

The NFL announced their new playoff format, Nickelodeon will air a broadcast of the wild card round, ESPN moves up the Michael Jordan Documentary, goats are taking over the town, and Shaq insists he isn't Joe Exotic's friend

Sean Payton revealed plays on twitter, KFC can't use "finger-lickin good," and a guy got high and tried to teach his dog to drive.

MLB was supposed to have opening day today, the Rams have a new logo, and cocaine hippos are saving Colombia. 

Passan released a potential plan for baseball's return, the NFL offseason keeps chugging along, and a guy had a romantic relationship with a dolphin for a year

Jomboy and Jake are back in their apartments. A HS girl got a citation for throwing a bag of cheetos. a fat dude his drugs under his fat. Madonna got in the corona mix. Tom Hanks is good. Rita Wilson raps. Bet of the day happened. 

Jom and Jake discuss frustrations with the bus and Verizon, celebrities singing "imagine," Boober Eats, and the Butthole Cut of "Cats."

Jomboy and Jake discuss Tom Brady going to Tampa Bay, Amanda Bynes being pregnant with her first child, and an LSU helmet making the trip from the Mississippi River to Ireland. 

Tom Brady is going to leave the New England Patriots, Coronavirus is only getting crazier and crazier with no end in sight, and a deer banged a dog for Jake. Welcome back to JJR.

A full sports update since we've been gone. A guy sucked another guy's bladder on an airplane to save his life. An 82-year old bodybuilder beat up a man who as trying to rob her. Whales got released from jail. Bet of the day and the rest.

Antonio Brown posts gross pic of his feet, gets frostbite Adam Gase is an endearing asshole, by Jimmy O’Brien NCAA thinks they have a good idea, 0 for life #RichPaulRule NBA land, FIBA team practices with story on missing stars The two hottest teams...

we're back! important podcast update, some personal stories, some news stories, some sports stories, some other stories and even some other stories after those.

Jake smells, showers with his dog & thinks sheep and lamb are different animals. 

Talkin Events Rained Out, Ramirez/Neris suspended 3 games, Man Cuts off Another Mans Penis, British Open Starts & Yu Wins in Wrigley

Phillies & Yanks Come Back, Marisnick HBP Benches Clear, El Chapo, Meth Gators, Chance the Snapper & Giant Jellyfish.

Wimbledon, MLB Trades, Moose meat/Sex/Lobster Gets Professor Fired, 7/11 Baby & Fake AP Tests. 

One of the worst days for sports of the year. Jake and Jom talk about the time Jake threw a firecracker in their college toilet. Jake is coming to visit Jom tomorrow. Kids vandalized a school. A Canadian put his two-year-old on a booster seat made of...