MLS announces their return for a 54-game tournament beginning July 10, MLB is set to have their draft Wednesday night, the Knicks released their statement, the TV show "Cops" got canceled, a guy lost a charger in his bladder, and Italian prisoners...

Conor McGregor retires from fighting.  A’s shamed into paying their minor leaguers. Matt Harvey is considering the KBO. French Footballer suspended for biting opponents penis. Incel blows off own hands trying to make anti-cheerleader bomb. Man...

Jake has been crushing Kimmy Schmidt, Drew Brees got himself in a mess, the NBA is on the way back, a dude found cocaine, a pornstar has toad poison, and is it rude to mow other lawns? 

Chris Archer is undergoing thoracic outlet surgery, the Kings fired Grant Napear after he got baited by DeMarcus Cousins, James Dolan is digging himself into a hole,  KPOP stock is on the rise, Pickles have become weapons, and a father is...

We discuss the protests from the past week as well as Little Caesars' marketing strategy, the NBA's target date for a return, a man who wanted a hot pocket, and the benefits of air fryers. 

Max Scherzer called out the owners, Trevor Bauer called out Scott Boras, NFL adjusts their 4th and 15 proposal, Hitler's alligator died, and Disney World sets a reopening date.

MLB and NHL have made plans for their respective returns and they are being received very differently. A 9-part Tom Brady documentary was announced for 2021. A Bolivian orchestra is trapped at a haunted castle, a Virginia family returned a million...

Jomboy and Jake went away for their Memorial Day Weekends! Eli Manning joined Twitter the right way, Jack Flaherty got snappy with Jeff Passan, and there is a murderer at large in the northeast. 

The NBA is slated to bring players back to working out on June 1 with a mid-July Orlando plan seemingly the target. Joe Rogan has an exclusive Spotify deal, Chuck E. Cheese is trying some stuff, and a bull tried to scratch its ass. 

Horace Grant called MJ a snitch, Steph Curry is having trouble getting to know people during the pandemic, K-Rod wants to come back, loud peacocks are taking over, Jason Derulo knocked out his teeth, and a guy robbed a house with a watermelon mask.

Bartolo Colon wants to pitch one more season (with the Mets), Warriors GM says it wasn't fun with KD, a man wore a watermelon mask, a guy ruined a party by shooting himself in the groin, and loud peacocks took over.

Enes Kanter is gonna make his way to WWE when his NBA career is over, Armando Galarraga wants his perfect game recognized, 100 goats escaped, we recap Jeff Passan day, and we've found macaroni meatloaf. 

It's Jeff Passan Day for Jake! The NBA has started discussing a return, Arizona approves sports, Tekashi 69 is getting doxxed, guy got hit with a throwing star, and Zion Williamson got Duke gifts.

People are protesting gym restrictions in the streets, KBO umps were sent down to the minors, the NBA extended the CBA termination deadline, Pennsylvania banned child marriage, and MLB's coronavirus antibody test results are in.

Earl Thomas was held at gunpoint, the NFL is releasing its schedule tonight, a guy turned out to have three kidneys, and an aggressive chicken is ruining people's lives. 

Frank Gore is still playing, signing a deal with the New York Jets; Metta World Peace changed his name again, a 5-year-old was on his way to buy a Lambo, and a gator became a beaver.  

Baseball is back in Korea and may be back in the US soon, Andy Dalton signs with Dallas, Asian Murder Hornets are coming, and eels forgot that humans exits.

Manny Ramirez is eyeing a comeback in the CPBL, the NBA is considering Disney World as a potential location for its return, Goodell is working for free, and a Poo Jogger is a menace to society.

There's a new puppy record in Australia, 28 tons of onions were purchased, NCAA athletes can get endorsements now, and Tupac needs money.

The NBA took a big step towards making its return, parts three and four of The Last Dance dropped on Sunday, Japan's poop museum holds its online opening, the Saints made a few moves, and a tuna melt caused several issues. 

The NFL Draft begins Thursday night, the Red Sox were punished, Kawhi loses his lawsuit, a teenager get stuck during hide and seek, and Ansel Elgort sold fake nudes for charity. 

Gronk came out of retirement to link up with Brady in Tampa, Joe Burrow compared himself to Matthew Dellavedova, NYC will host a ticker tape parade for healthcare workers, and Mexican Gangs should stop donating food and just start doing less crime. 

Parts one and two of the Michael Jordan documentary got dropped, Joe Buck got offered to do porn commentary, Land O'Lakes removed the mascot, the Pope likes whiskey, and the NFL draft is going virtual this week. 

Jay Glazer is an asshole for what he did Wednesday, the PGA says they intend to return in June, the Browns had a fake jersey release, and the CPBA is in full swing. 

A guy got heated over a lack of courtesy flushes in his prison cell, Manfred and MLB higher-ups are taking a pay cut, Stroman is gonna fight the racist Nascar dude, WWE is essential, and there's a freaky bat on the loose.