Jake is beating up this Tuesday. Jom got a dog bed. Knicks Lose. Clemson Wins. Chicken Nugget Soda Girl has a Music Video. Cosmic Energy Head Massages, cheating tattoo, The Office reboot and Jakes Bet of the Day

Jake is feeling better. Jimmy made some chili. The NFL had an entertaining four games over the weekend and some listeners called in with voicemails.

Wild card picks. Machado twitter rumors. DRob to the Phillies. UConn women lose for the first time in 4 seasons. Kawhi booed. Memphis trade. The Bols.

Some Ozzy Osbourne talk to start the show. Jake is feeling a touch better. Will Eli be on the Giants next year? Is UConn simply just bad? A banana assault, an ear biting and a nun turned porn star.

Tulo to the Yankees, Kanter to the GM, Iowa beats Miss st, Kikuchi to the Mariners, oldest lady ever is a liar, a beautiful cow escaped slaughter, surprise DNA customer service reps are now therapists.

The Giants lost to the Cowboys, Jom was at the game. Todd Bowles got fired. The CFB National Championship is set up. Cane toads are surfing on Pythons to escape a storm. Man married a hologram so Jom married his mug. Miss Africa catches on fire and...

NYC gets lit up blue. Kanter sucks. The Rangers lose in OT. Mascot Matchups and Voicemails. 

The Nets won big. A NJ wrestling ref is a bad guy. Mall Santa killed kids. A fight over what night christmas dinner takes place. TCU beats Cal in a brutal bowl game. And other stuff.

The KNicks lost, Jake got new headphones, Bowles last game question mark, Oaklands last game in oakland question mark. Language pills. Pantie thief and more.

We sat down on this fine Christmas Eve morning to give you guys a bonus episode of nonsense and banter. 

Christmas ep! Snowball fight, sledding or snowman? Zion said stuff about the KNicks. Murphy signs to Colorado. Favorite christmas movies and songs. and other stuff

The Knicks lost, the Nets won their 7thi in a row. Baby Its Cold Outside isnt about date rape. There was a great lacroix theft. NFL playoffs and other shit.

Jimmy is getting high, Jake danced with the devil, the Rangers beat the Ducks, It's Manny Day in the Bronx, UConn tossed Drexel aside, Matt Harvey to Anaheim, Mo'ne Davis to Hampton U, Hockey Phenom, Glory-Hole Museum, Bigfoot and the times...

The Knicks lost, Michael Brantley signed with the Astros, a girl had to get rid of her pet fish, and the mole rats chose a queen, after a blood bath!

The Giants are eliminated. St Johns are still undefeated. Cowboys LOSE. NBA 3 team trade doesnt happened because it was the other Brooks! A man got a lung infection from sniffing his own socks. 

no idea what we talked about. It was late and we were pretty loopy

We talked about the Yankees, the Giants, the Jaspers, the other teams. We talked about a 102 year old skydiving and a zebra killer. We talked about death. A lot of death.

The UK is shitting themselves. The Chinese have hired the cockroaches. The Obese Thief is too large for jail. The Yankees are making moves and also not making moves. Jake hid his poop.

Giants win big. We're in Vegas. The Miami Miracle. Bernie Mac. Self blowjob goes wrong. 

  We talked about the Giants and Elis future. We talked about the Knicks and Frank not playing. We dabbled in a little Hugh Freeze and what he should name his kids. We talked Vegas and we got a whole slew of mascot matchups! 

The Day the Music Died. A theory on why Eli is so durable. The XFL is coming to NJ. KD said Kawhi won't want to play with Lebron. Goldy got traded. Sox sign Eovoldi. A seal was found with an eel in its nose and more AND MORE HALFTIME: 29:30

Corbin signed with the Nationals. Fults got diagnosed with something. Seattle is getting an NHL team and we discuss the possible names. PETA has a list of new idioms for us to use. Crazy breakfast foreplay story. 

Urban Meyer Retires, The Mariners Trade Away everyone to the Phillies, A Murderer escapes Prison in an incredibly simple way. Kissing Cousins. Kid Rock kicked out of the parade. What's worse getting dumped or dumping someone.   HALFTIME: 30:30

The Giants won a crazy game. The Knicks beat the Bucks. CCSU got the flu. Jake had a long day driving around waiting for Noodle to get shaved. Jom went to a history of the town meeting with a bunch of old people. Good times were had!

The Mets Traded for Cano and Diaz, The Broncos are giving Peterman a tryout, The dumbest things you have cried over and mascot matchups of the week.