The Confused Breakfast
A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Wednesday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
COWABUNGA! 4 regular teenage brothers love to talk about girls, eat pizza, skateboard; the usual. But when their home is burglarized and their adoptive father is kidnapped, they'll stop at nothing to get him back. Did we mention that they're giant turtle
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MINI-BYTE: The Original Nintendo (NES)
8-bit bliss. Back to a simpler time of side scrollers and 2D adventures. We're talking about the system that caused the boom of the video game industry. Revolutionary by all comparisons of the era, N.E.S. paved the way for what we know and curse at today.
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3 Ninjas (1992)
AYAA!!! Ninjas, nukes, prepubescent crushes, kidnappers, and bike thieves? Just another day in lives of these 3 boys. Don’t choke on your jelly beans, we couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried. P.s. R❤️E
103 min
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MINI-BYTE: The Price is Right
COME ON DOWN! You're the next contestant on the PRICE IS RIIIGGGHHHT! This weeks mini-byte is everyones favorite sick day TV show. From the humble beginnings to the elaborate suits of Rod Roddy, the pretty ladies and the fixed pets. There's one thing that
47 min
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Speed (1994)
POP QUIZ HOT SHOT! You've got an all-star cast in a ridiculous scenario with enough pyrotechnics to level a city block. What do you do? Well you dissect it in all of its obnoxious glory. Keep your hands and feet inside at all times, and what ever you do d
97 min
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MINI-BYTE: The Life and Death of Video Rental S...
Babylon, Rome, Constantinople, The Yankees, The Bulls, Big Tobacco, cartridge video games, CD's, and now... Video Stores. History's giants often fall the hardest. With the final chains closing their doors, we take a moment to show our respect.. kind of.
46 min
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The Wedding Singer (1998)
Everyone out on the floor! No Exceptions! We're taking this party into the night! Let's keep it fun and keep in the mid-eighties, with Adam Sandler's 1998 instant classic The Wedding Singer. So roll up your sport jacket sleeves, and take off that lone g
96 min
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MINI-BYTE: Legends of the Hidden Temple
The first of many Mini-Bytes! We take our own temple run through Legends of the Hidden Temple. Where most fail we will prevail and secure the coveted trip to Busch Gardens and some Nickelodeon ankle breakers AKA Moon Shoes! Take up your colorful signet an
37 min
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The Karate Kid (1984)
A new year means new beginnings. And new beginnings can be cruel. Cruel like a high school rival that you kind of brought on yourself since you couldn't leave well enough alone. Its The Karate Kid and honestly Daniel San is kind of a San of a B**ch...
91 min
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Home Alone (1990)
Home Alone took on a whole new meaning in 2020. But in 1990 this instant holiday classic justified Castle Laws across the country.
93 min
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The Santa Clause (1994)
What would you do if Santa died right in front of you? Would you walk away or would you take responsibility and take up the mantle of Kris Kringle himself?
85 min
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Ep4- Big (1988)
We've all wished we were bigger. But maybe we should all be a little more specific. Josh soon discovers being a grown up isn't all it's cracked up to be, even in the toy industry.
94 min
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Ep3- Lethal Weapon (1987)
One is getting old. The other is just getting started. Endless bullets and one-liners make for what most would say is the ultimate buddy cop movie. Does it still hold up? Or is it too cheesy for the formidable crust of casting and crew?
84 min
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2- BeetleJuice (1988)
Hey! Nobody says the B word! Audiences and critics agree, life after death ain't all it's cracked up to be.
79 min
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1- Hocus Pocus (1993)
IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF HOCUS POCUS! It's gonna take a lot more than some candy and zippo tricks to put a spell on us.
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Introduction. Hello.
A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still hold up.
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