The Confused Breakfast
A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Wednesday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN,.... Cobra (1986)
Today we talk about one of Stallone's lesser-known movies. It's ok if you haven't seen it, but it's not ok if you don't listen to the episode.
85 min
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Saving Private Ryan (1998)
It's a deep episode but it's important that we honor those brave soldiers who were immortalized in 1998's Saving Private Ryan.
128 min
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Introducing: I Am the Cute One
Allow me to introduce you to I Am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe!
5 min
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Clue (1985)
Well to make a long story short(too late) Patreon recently voted for this on the nose whodunnit, based on the infamous board game or is it bored game?
93 min
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Coming To America (1988)
We take a deep dive into one of the best comedies of the 80s, Coming To America!
110 min
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Teen Wolf (1985)
Let's pick up a keg of beer and jump on top of the van to street surf, Teen Wolf style!
101 min
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Out Cold (2001)
On this week’s episode, we strap on the snowboards, cue up Island in the Sun and hang out with an all-star cast of actors before their prime.
95 min
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MINI-BYTE: South Park
We take a deep dive into the history and laughs of South Park.
57 min
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Goodfellas (1990)
Does the Martin Scorsese staple still hold as an instant classic?
107 min
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Mallrats (1995)
Say, would you like a chocolate pretzel?? Kevin Smith’s second film in the View Askewniverse, Mallrats.
98 min
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The Thing (1982)
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… The Thing!
108 min
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Dumb and Dumber (1994)
Just when you think we couldn’t pick a better movie to review, we go and do something like this. AND TOTALLY REDEEM OURSELVES!
115 min
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Top 5 Winter Movies
We discuss our top 5 movies that have all the winter vibes and beg to be watched during this time of year.
62 min
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Elf (2003)
It’s time to pass through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, through the sea of swirly-twirly gum drops, and then through the Lincoln Tunnel!
105 min
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Just Friends (2005)
Forgiveness is more than saying sorry, you guys. Join us as we discuss 2005's 'Just Friends!'
107 min
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BONUS: Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie?!
In this bonus episode, we attempt to find a way to end the debate once and for all. This is a snippet of our weekly, bonus, patreon-only audio. If you would like more of this and want to directly support this show, please see more at http://patreon.com/
11 min
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Kindergarten Cop (1990)
It’s not a tumor! It’s just Kindergartners.
73 min
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The Blues Brothers (1980)
The Blues Brother are on a mission from God. And we’re on a mission to discuss it.
109 min
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The Goonies: Revisited (Recorded in The Goonies...
We were given the opportunity to record a podcast INSIDE The Goonies house.
48 min
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Grumpy Old Men (1993)
The best of enemies and the worst of friends. Two comedic giants reunite after 10 years for a trip down not so great memory lane.
91 min
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American Psycho (2000)
Grab a robe but not the Bijan and join us as we review American Psycho.
101 min
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Hook (1991)
Looky looky, I got Hooky! Grab your Fairy dust and draw your swords! Hook takes us to Neverland to find our inner child.
107 min
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Aliens (1986)
Get ready to jump back in a stasis pod, cause we’re going back with Ripley for Aliens!
108 min
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Back To The Future (1985)
Great Scott! It’s finally here! We tackle Back to the Future and you know this episode is gonna get heavy!
119 min
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I'VE NEVER SEEN... Parenthood (1989)
Today's episode will focus on 1989’s ‘Parenthood.’ Whether you have seen it or you haven't, this will be a fun episode for you to listen to!
71 min