The Confused Breakfast
A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Wednesday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.
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Top Gun (1986)
I feel the need, the need for speed. It’s time to buzz the tower, before we call the ball. Top Gun has inspired us to take on new call signs and take off our shirts for volleyball. Don’t let the hair fool you, we’re dangerous, sweaty, and inverted.
105 min
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BASEketball (1998)
Someday I’m gonna be a big sports star. Dude, We all thought we were going to be the next Reggie Jackson. Until we realized we’re actually just average joes, dude. What happens when a driveway game sweeps the nation and let regular people compete at the p
90 min
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Spaceballs (1987)
This podcast has officially gone from suck to blow. Mel Brooks’ 1987 space adventure parody takes a not so subtle jab at some of the biggest titles in the genre. Too bad about the merchandising… So close down the 3 ring circus, secure all the animals in t
89 min
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Red Dawn (1984)
WOLVERINES!!!!!! Gear up jump in the truck and let’s head to the mountains! Red Dawn has broken and thank god some ragtag teens are here to stop it! Does the very first pg-13 movie hold up? Will what was once considered one of the most violent movies at t
99 min
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Top 5 Movies From 1985
Some years just seem to have an endless supply of classic movies. 1985 was one of those years. Wait till you hear about all of the movies that were released in this magical year. We chat about them and give you our personal Top 5 lists.
61 min
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The Big Lebowski (1998)
Sometimes theres man. Not a hero, but a man. Ah F**k it dude. Let’s go bowling. The chronicled tale of the Dude is both pointless and imperative. A movie wrapped in its own feelings more than it’s own story. So let’s pack a ringer with our whites, mix up
114 min
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Tommy Boy (1995)
Holy Schnikes, they finally gave Chris Farley a lead role in a movie and he delivered a performance of a lifetime. Tommy Boy might be one of the most quoted movies in history and showed us signs of Farley’s deeper brilliance. Unfortunately he passed aw
95 min
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Tremors (1990)
Can you fly you sucker?? Some how comedy, sci-fi, and horror came together to give us what might be one the most iconic performances of Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, and the rest of the surrounding cast. These crawly things make for one wild ride in the bustlin
77 min
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I'VE NEVER SEEN... Cocktail (1988)
In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an
68 min
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BONUS: The Batman (2022) Review
SPOILERS! Confused breakfast is the very FIRST podcast to review this amazing new movie!!!! Just kidding, we might actually be the last podcast to talk it but who cares. Since we are fresh off of our review of 1989's Batman, we figured that we should
39 min
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The Boondock Saints (1999)
Say a prayer and cock your silenced pistols. The Boondock Saints are marchin’ in! The 1999 Troy Duffy cult classic will take us through all the shoot outs and ritual killing of bad guys. We got our pea coats and shades. So pull up a stool and grab a beer
102 min
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The Mummy (1999)
Terrifying story of death and resurrection? Or maybe the most romantic love story of all time? The Mummy will make you wonder who’s side your on. So grab your bag of guns, and saddle up the fastest camels in existence cause we’re going to find ourselves a
106 min
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Batman (1989)
Hi, my name is Batman and I’ve never danced with the devil in the pale moon light. What started as a comical idea turned to a Burtonized, dark and strange tale on one of the most recognized super heroes in the world. With a mix and match casting, iconic s
108 min
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MINI-BYTE: Nintendo 64
On this week's pop-culture nostalgiabomb episode, we talk about Nintendo 64. Being the quintessential gaming system of the late 90s, we guarantee that you share the love that we have for this system. Join us as we discuss the history of the N64 and remi
56 min
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The Shining (1980)
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Time to pack up the family and forcefully make them sit through a Colorado winter nightmare in a haunted hotel so you can try to not fail at writing. The Shining will show us the darker side of getting snowed in
109 min
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50 First Dates (2004)
Don’t forget your flippy floppies! It’s a warm one out there! Oh wait, wrong movie, kinda. 50 first dates takes a fun twist on a familiar plot with a character reliving the same day over and over and over again. But everyone else is there to help her alon
84 min
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Groundhog Day (1993)
Don’t forget your booties, it’s cold out there! It’s GROUNDHOG DAY and you only got one day to live, over and over and over again. What would do? What would you do different? Who would you do? Who would you do different? Why would you do.. well you get it
87 min
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Top 5 Rom-Coms
Our topic today is Top 5 Romantic Comedies. Before you go, ewwwwww, yuck and turn it off, you gotta think about the bad rap that Romantic Comedies get. People think of them as 'girl movies' and 'dumb love stories.' But if you think this way, you are li
61 min
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Cool Runnings (1993)
Sanka, ya ded? Our lord and savior, John Candy is back as we review the second best Disney movie made about the Olympics. A movie that took some major liberties with the actual story, in order to deliver us a feel-good, lesson-learned type of a film.
91 min
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BONUS: The Matrix Resurrections Review
After watching the original Matrix, we sat down and discussed our thoughts on the new Matrix installment.
25 min
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The Matrix (1999)
Take the blue pill and you'll wake up feeling kind of groggy. Take the red pill and you'll be ripped from everything you could possibly think of as real and spit out via a bio mechanical bowel movement, picked up like a prize in a claw machine and everyon
99 min
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Rad (1986)
GNARLEY! It’s time to finish up your paper route and bicycle boogie on down to hell track! Rad offers up some of best 80’s cheese that taught us that corporate bread is no match for scrappy hometown DIY attitude dude! Let’s stick it to the man and mom an
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I'VE NEVER SEEN... The Legend of Billie Jean (1...
In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an
80 min
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A Christmas Story (1983)
You’ll shoot your eye out! The movie that makes 24 hours seem like a single watch. A Christmas Story has been revered as the quintessential holiday film while others call it over rated and pandering. This movie still taught us about licking cold poles, ma
81 min
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
It’s time to put up the exterior illumination, grease up the sleds, and empty the sh***er. Christmas Vacation is maybe more of a staycation, but who needs travel when you can have the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house come right to you
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