The Confused Breakfast
A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Wednesday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.
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Goodfellas (1990)
Does the Martin Scorsese staple still hold as an instant classic?
107 min
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Mallrats (1995)
Say, would you like a chocolate pretzel?? Kevin Smith’s second film in the View Askewniverse, Mallrats.
98 min
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The Thing (1982)
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… The Thing!
108 min
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Dumb and Dumber (1994)
Just when you think we couldn’t pick a better movie to review, we go and do something like this. AND TOTALLY REDEEM OURSELVES!
115 min
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Top 5 Winter Movies
We discuss our top 5 movies that have all the winter vibes and beg to be watched during this time of year.
62 min
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Elf (2003)
It’s time to pass through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, through the sea of swirly-twirly gum drops, and then through the Lincoln Tunnel!
105 min
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Just Friends (2005)
Forgiveness is more than saying sorry, you guys. Join us as we discuss 2005's 'Just Friends!'
107 min
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BONUS: Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie?!
In this bonus episode, we attempt to find a way to end the debate once and for all. This is a snippet of our weekly, bonus, patreon-only audio. If you would like more of this and want to directly support this show, please see more at http://patreon.com/
11 min
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Kindergarten Cop (1990)
It’s not a tumor! It’s just Kindergartners.
73 min
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The Blues Brothers (1980)
The Blues Brother are on a mission from God. And we’re on a mission to discuss it.
109 min
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The Goonies: Revisited (Recorded in The Goonies...
We were given the opportunity to record a podcast INSIDE The Goonies house.
48 min
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Grumpy Old Men (1993)
The best of enemies and the worst of friends. Two comedic giants reunite after 10 years for a trip down not so great memory lane.
91 min
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American Psycho (2000)
Grab a robe but not the Bijan and join us as we review American Psycho.
101 min
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Hook (1991)
Looky looky, I got Hooky! Grab your Fairy dust and draw your swords! Hook takes us to Neverland to find our inner child.
107 min
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Aliens (1986)
Get ready to jump back in a stasis pod, cause we’re going back with Ripley for Aliens!
108 min
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Back To The Future (1985)
Great Scott! It’s finally here! We tackle Back to the Future and you know this episode is gonna get heavy!
119 min
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I'VE NEVER SEEN... Parenthood (1989)
Today's episode will focus on 1989’s ‘Parenthood.’ Whether you have seen it or you haven't, this will be a fun episode for you to listen to!
71 min
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The Evil Dead (1981)
Spooky season is upon us, so grab your 4 best friends, book an isolated VRBO cabin in the woods and spend the weekend.
92 min
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The Lost Boys (1987)
The Lost Boys shows us that under the weird clothes, rich, poor, big, or small. We all taste the same to Vampires.
105 min
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Road House (1989)
Fire up the Monster Truck and grab your medical records. It’s time for Road House LIVE!
101 min
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) w/Raiders o...
All we need are some tasty waves and some cool BUDZ and we’re fine!
81 min
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ON-TRIAL: BioDome (1996)
Some movies are just so bad that they may not even deserve to get a full episode review devoted to them.
42 min
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Alllllrighty theeen! Ace Ventura helped launch the career of rubber faced Jim Carrey. It also sparked a controversial controversial conversation many years later. So grab your isotoners, put the laces out, and let’s save some animals! Ace Ventura is about
92 min
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Raising Arizona (1987)
Parenthood may seem like fun and games till some one kidnaps an infant and houses a couple of fugitive friends. Raising Arizona brings us a not so grounded tale of love, and how far we’re willing to go back for it. Don’t miss your turn, grab the Huggies a
90 min
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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
YEAH, baby, YEAH! Shall we pod now or pod later? Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery offers up a groovy take on the classic spy flick and turns it on its head(with frickin’ laser beams). As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many
100 min