The Confused Breakfast
A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Wednesday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.
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The Evil Dead (1981)
Spooky season is upon us, so grab your 4 best friends, book an isolated VRBO cabin in the woods and spend the weekend.
92 min
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The Lost Boys (1987)
The Lost Boys shows us that under the weird clothes, rich, poor, big, or small. We all taste the same to Vampires.
105 min
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Road House (1989)
Fire up the Monster Truck and grab your medical records. It’s time for Road House LIVE!
101 min
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) w/Raiders o...
All we need are some tasty waves and some cool BUDZ and we’re fine!
81 min
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ON-TRIAL: BioDome (1996)
Some movies are just so bad that they may not even deserve to get a full episode review devoted to them.
42 min
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Alllllrighty theeen! Ace Ventura helped launch the career of rubber faced Jim Carrey. It also sparked a controversial controversial conversation many years later. So grab your isotoners, put the laces out, and let’s save some animals! Ace Ventura is about
92 min
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Raising Arizona (1987)
Parenthood may seem like fun and games till some one kidnaps an infant and houses a couple of fugitive friends. Raising Arizona brings us a not so grounded tale of love, and how far we’re willing to go back for it. Don’t miss your turn, grab the Huggies a
90 min
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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
YEAH, baby, YEAH! Shall we pod now or pod later? Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery offers up a groovy take on the classic spy flick and turns it on its head(with frickin’ laser beams). As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many
100 min
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American Pie (1999)
We all remember high school right? Whether we want to or not. This week we are bring it all back with American Pie. The school work, the pressure, the parties. At least we’ve got our buds to make unreasonable sex pacts with and share the most embarrassin
106 min
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MINI-BYTE: Saved By The Bell
Saved By The Bell was arguably one of the most popular kid's television shows of the 90s. We do a deep dive on the history of this show to decide if it still moves us the way it did as kids or if we should leave it in the past!
55 min
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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
We’ve got a golden ticket. And we’re capping off our Summer of Seventies with a world of pure imagination. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory takes us on a colorful ride that shows us just how chocolate it takes to rouse the living dead and apparently ki
103 min
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The Warriors (1979)
Warriooorsss come out to playyayyy!! Time to bop our way back to Coney Island. 100,000 gang members. 20,000 cops. All looking for us. No where to run. No where to hide. Baseball clowns, Mimes, and Orphans, OH MY! Get packed, make sure your cardio is tip t
98 min
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Monty Python and The Holy Grail (1975)
Let’s go to Camelot! Actually.. let’s not. Summer of 70’s continues with Monty Python and the Holy grail. Do witches weigh as much as a duck? How brave can you be in face of certain death and dismemberment? Do coconuts migrate? Or does it take a certain k
84 min
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Jaws (1975)
Baa Dum. Baa Dum. Summer of Seventies kicks off with the movie that made you question even the smallest bodies of water. Jaws launched some major careers in cinema but can it hold up against the test of time nearly a half a century later?? Are sharks as d
92 min
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
We’re not bad, we’re just drawn this way. Join us as we dissect one of the most innovative movies of the 80’s. Does this still hold up with a modern day viewing? Tune in to find out.
90 min
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Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite? The Dog days of summer are upon us. So we’re smashing through Quentin Tarentino’s major debut Resevoir Dogs. A movie based on reading between the lines launched a theatrical universe and the
109 min
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Top 5 Movie Soundtracks
If you love this podcast, you know how important music is to us when we discuss movies. So we decided to talk about our Top 5 Movie Soundtracks! Join us for this fun episode.
58 min
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Major League (1989)
JUUUAASST A BIT OUTSIDE! Major League is about make these misfits a household name. A bunch of has beens, are nots, and should haves are gonna try and win the whole f**king thing. So say a prayer to jobu, put on your glasses, and lube up a curve ball. The
99 min
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Wayne's World (1992)
Asphinctersayswhat? Time for our dreams of doing a show in a basement becoming a full time gig to become a reality! Wayne’s World taught us that following your dreams doesn’t have to mean selling out! NOT!! Keep your friends close and the party even close
102 min
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Happy Gilmore (1996)
Is that goal regulation size or what?? Happy Gilmore is disrupting the game of golf on this weeks episode! We find out what happens when an angry person plays one of the most angering sports in the world. Broken bottles, broken rakes, broken, Volkswagens,
98 min
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I'VE NEVER SEEN... Explorers (1985)
It’s the stuff dreams are made of. Well kinda.. this weeks I’ve Never Seen episode, 1 of the guys is happy to show the other two, Explorers! A movie that transcended the Galaxy to give us… we’ll you’ll just have to see. Do aliens exist? What is our purpos
89 min
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Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
We hear it’s always a killer time up at Bernie’s! Let’s go for the weekend! Sometimes you just can’t let ANYTHING get in the way of your stroke of good luck. So let’s keep lying to everyone as well as ourselves about how we think this could possibly end.
89 min
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MINI-BYTE: Best Toys of the 80's/90's
If you grew up in the 80s or 90s, you know that seeing a photo of a toy from your childhood, can bring floods of nostalgia! On this mini-byte episode, we talk about the best and most popular toys of those 2 decades. Give it a listen for guaranteed nosta
64 min
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BONUS: Top Gun Maverick (2022) Review
SPOILERS! After recording our movie review on the original Top Gun, we were graciously provided a private screening of the new Top Gun Maverick movie with some of our awesome friends. We have some thoughts on the movie and will be reviewing on this epis
46 min
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Predator (1987)
Get to the choppa!!!!!!! Time to casually blast a boom box in a helicopter for a covert mission that we don’t actually know anything about. What are we doing? Who’s out there? Who is this lady and why are we letting her tag along? Why are we just randomly
104 min