The Confused Breakfast

A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Wednesday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.

TV & Film
Film Reviews
Comedy
251
Bad Boys (1995)
Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when we make fun of you?
94 min
252
Armageddon (1998)
I don't wanna close my eyes..... Join us as we review Armageddon and see if it still holds up!
98 min
253
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
We rewatched this classic movie to see if it still holds up, nearly 40 years later.
97 min
254
Top 5 Movies From 1999
What are our favorite movies from this incredible year of film?!
60 min
255
Fargo (1996)
Really, how good can this movie be? We dive deep in 'Fargo' on this week's movie review.
91 min
256
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
Our first review of anything Harry Potter. Does it still hold up?! Join us to find out.
108 min
257
Super Mario Bros (1993)
In honor of the new Super Mario Bros movie coming out today, we had to rewind and watch the 1993 version. Does it hold up?
100 min
258
The Fifth Element (1997)
Reviewing the 1997 classic film 'The Fifth Element' with a modern eye!
108 min
259
ON-TRIAL: The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Da...
It's time to find out if The Boondock Saints II is worthy of a full episode or if it should be banned forever.
37 min
260
Airheads (1994)
Reviewing the classic movie about struggling musicians- Join us for Airheads!
104 min
261
Caddyshack (1980) with Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer joins The Confused Breakfast to review the 1980 classic ‘Caddyshack’ to see if it still holds up.
112 min
262
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
A deep dive into the 1993 classic movie, 'Mrs. Doubtfire'
113 min
263
True Romance (1993)
The ultimate young-male fantasy comes to life in this Tony Scott entry to the Tarantino-verse.
103 min
264
I'VE NEVER SEEN,.... Cobra (1986)
Today we talk about one of Stallone's lesser-known movies. It's ok if you haven't seen it, but it's not ok if you don't listen to the episode.
85 min
265
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
It's a deep episode but it's important that we honor those brave soldiers who were immortalized in 1998's Saving Private Ryan.
128 min
266
Introducing: I Am the Cute One
Allow me to introduce you to I Am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe!
5 min
267
Clue (1985)
Well to make a long story short(too late) Patreon recently voted for this on the nose whodunnit, based on the infamous board game or is it bored game?
93 min
268
Coming To America (1988)
We take a deep dive into one of the best comedies of the 80s, Coming To America!
110 min
269
Teen Wolf (1985)
Let's pick up a keg of beer and jump on top of the van to street surf, Teen Wolf style!
101 min
270
Out Cold (2001)
On this week’s episode, we strap on the snowboards, cue up Island in the Sun and hang out with an all-star cast of actors before their prime.
95 min
271
MINI-BYTE: South Park
We take a deep dive into the history and laughs of South Park.
57 min
272
Goodfellas (1990)
Does the Martin Scorsese staple still hold as an instant classic?
107 min
273
Mallrats (1995)
Say, would you like a chocolate pretzel?? Kevin Smith’s second film in the View Askewniverse, Mallrats.
98 min
274
The Thing (1982)
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… The Thing!
108 min
275
Dumb and Dumber (1994)
Just when you think we couldn’t pick a better movie to review, we go and do something like this. AND TOTALLY REDEEM OURSELVES!
115 min