The Confused Breakfast

A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Thursday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.

TV & Film
Film Reviews
Comedy
301
Starship Troopers (1997)
You either love or hate this movie. Join us for a deep dive into 'Starship Troopers'
111 min
302
Con Air (1997)
Reviewing 1997's Con Air with a modern eye. Do is still hold up?
104 min
303
BONUS: The Machine (2023)
We review Bert Kreischer's new movie, The Machine. Spoiler FREE!!
36 min
304
Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)
We take a deep dive into Gone in 60 Seconds to see if it still holds up
103 min
305
The Rock (1996)
This isn't about Dwayne Johnson... no no. This is about Alcatraz. Welcome to The Rock!
116 min
306
Bad Boys (1995)
Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when we make fun of you?
94 min
307
Armageddon (1998)
I don't wanna close my eyes..... Join us as we review Armageddon and see if it still holds up!
98 min
308
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
We rewatched this classic movie to see if it still holds up, nearly 40 years later.
97 min
309
Top 5 Movies From 1999
What are our favorite movies from this incredible year of film?!
60 min
310
Fargo (1996)
Really, how good can this movie be? We dive deep in 'Fargo' on this week's movie review.
91 min
311
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
Our first review of anything Harry Potter. Does it still hold up?! Join us to find out.
108 min
312
Super Mario Bros (1993)
In honor of the new Super Mario Bros movie coming out today, we had to rewind and watch the 1993 version. Does it hold up?
100 min
313
The Fifth Element (1997)
Reviewing the 1997 classic film 'The Fifth Element' with a modern eye!
108 min
314
ON-TRIAL: The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Da...
It's time to find out if The Boondock Saints II is worthy of a full episode or if it should be banned forever.
37 min
315
Airheads (1994)
Reviewing the classic movie about struggling musicians- Join us for Airheads!
104 min
316
Caddyshack (1980) with Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer joins The Confused Breakfast to review the 1980 classic ‘Caddyshack’ to see if it still holds up.
112 min
317
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
A deep dive into the 1993 classic movie, 'Mrs. Doubtfire'
113 min
318
True Romance (1993)
The ultimate young-male fantasy comes to life in this Tony Scott entry to the Tarantino-verse.
103 min
319
I'VE NEVER SEEN,.... Cobra (1986)
Today we talk about one of Stallone's lesser-known movies. It's ok if you haven't seen it, but it's not ok if you don't listen to the episode.
85 min
320
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
It's a deep episode but it's important that we honor those brave soldiers who were immortalized in 1998's Saving Private Ryan.
128 min
321
Introducing: I Am the Cute One
Allow me to introduce you to I Am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe!
5 min
322
Clue (1985)
Well to make a long story short(too late) Patreon recently voted for this on the nose whodunnit, based on the infamous board game or is it bored game?
93 min
323
Coming To America (1988)
We take a deep dive into one of the best comedies of the 80s, Coming To America!
110 min
324
Teen Wolf (1985)
Let's pick up a keg of beer and jump on top of the van to street surf, Teen Wolf style!
101 min
325
Out Cold (2001)
On this week’s episode, we strap on the snowboards, cue up Island in the Sun and hang out with an all-star cast of actors before their prime.
95 min