The Confused Breakfast

A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Wednesday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.

TV & Film
Film Reviews
Comedy
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The Princess Bride (1987)
Anybody want a peanut? The Princess Bride tell the tale of a grandpa telling his grandson the tale of of one of the greatest love stories of all time. Although plenty may retort, INCONCEIVABLE, at such an idea. We learned so much from this movie. Piracy i
96 min
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MINI-BYTE: Goosebumps
The Goosebumps book series by R.L. Stine is the most iconic book series of the 90s. From the extremely crushable 120-pages and the relatable teenage characters to the beautifully, scary cover art and quirky book titles, this series quickly became the 2n
60 min
303
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
The definitive Thanksgiving movie, right?? The travel, the trouble, the good the bad, and laughably maddening scenarios that can only come from the mind of John Hughes. With two comedic giants at the forefront, does this buddy-travel movie hold up and spe
84 min
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GoldenEye (1995)
The names, Bond. James Bond. This week we chat about what might as well be the source material for one of the most important video games of all time, Goldeneye. Pierce Brosnan’s first installment as the MI6 super spy. The cars, the gambling, the women, th
99 min
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The Burbs (1989)
What happens when your neighbors have nothing better to do than snoop and spy on other neighbors? The Burbs tackles any and all answers to this question. Big and small. What’s worse? Digging up A dead body? Or hitting a gas line? Vacation or staycation? A
93 min
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I'VE NEVER SEEN... The Running Man (1987)
In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an
82 min
307
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
How bout a podcast sandwhich booger lips!? Ernest Scared Stupid is somewhere between the best and worst of the Ernest movies, or so they say. How amazing is Jim Varney? How awful are the kid actors? How disgusting are the trolls? Is Bulgarian Miak strictl
87 min
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Ghostbusters (1984)
There’s something strange in the neighborhood. So let’s slide down the fire pole, fire up our unlicensed nuclear accelerator proton packs, and make our clients feel uncomfortable! The Ghostbusters became an instant classic, but with an all star cast, ques
98 min
309
The Monster Squad (1987)
It’s October and spooky season is upon us. What better movie to dissect than 1987’s The Monster Squad. A movie where a group of kids save the world from an invasion of the Universal Classic Monsters. This movie is quite literally the definition of a Cu
83 min
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Top 5 Fall Movies
It's that time of year. The leaves are changing, the air is getting cool and crisp and we are all breaking out the flannels and hoodies on our way to grab a pumpkin spice latte. Fall is a special time of year and many people's favorite season. Join us
53 min
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Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
Is this the greatest sequel of all-time? Do the special effects and action sequences hold up 30 years later? Is the nuclear apocalypse scene still one of the most horrifying scenes in any movie? Does John Connor's best friend, Bobby Budnick get sent to
100 min
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The Great Outdoors (1988)
Summer vacations with the family. Trees, the lake, cabins, fishing, hiking, and unfortunately the in-laws. Two comedy giants go head to head in The Great Outdoors vying for the affections of their families, bears, and the locals. We hope you brought your
91 min
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The Mighty Ducks (1992)
District 5! Look alive! The Mighty Ducks taught us the importance of a quarter of an inch, team work, fair play, and compassion, right Mr. Ducksworth? When Gordon Bombay is called upon to be of service to his community, he goes above and beyond and teache
101 min
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I'VE NEVER SEEN... The Cutting Edge (1992)
In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it. So we came up with a new idea for an
63 min
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The Fast and The Furious (2001)
Time to prep the nos, bump those subs, and pop the top on any beer you want, as long as it's a Corona. We're tackling 2001's The Fast and the Furious. An undercover cop tries to infiltrate an underground society to find out the identity of a group of robb
95 min
316
Point Break (1991)
Surfs up brah! Time for one wild ride in the tube. This is Point Break! Surfing, bank robbers, corona, girls, guns, Reeves, and Swayze. Time to get your feet wet and your board waxed. Utah! Get me two!
98 min
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Top 5 Summer Movies
In an effort to shake things up, we decided to give you a sneak peak into what our Patreon-Only audio sounds like. This week, we have a free-flowing discussion about our top 5 summer movies. The movies that make you feel the heat of summer from the comf
54 min
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Stand By Me (1986)
You guys wanna see a dead body? It's time to tell a white lie to our folks, dodge some trains, count up our change, and take turns standing guard. With a young all star cast and a director with a personal mission wrapped in a Stephen King novella things a
94 min
319
MINI-BYTE: The Adventures of Pete and Pete
Remember when you were a kid? Your world was as small and linear as it was ever going to be. But somehow everything inside of it felt bigger and more important than you could possibly fathom. Nickelodeon’s The Adventures of Pete and Pete somehow perfectly
52 min
320
Jurassic Park (1993)
They say you should never meet your heroes. whether your hero is the person funding your projects, or it's a 40 ft tall thunder lizard that's been spliced with frog DNA. Jurassic Park; is it a kids movie? A horror flick? Somewhere in between? With an all
103 min
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Encino Man (1992)
101 min
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Heavyweights (1995)
97 min
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MINI-BYTE: Super Nintendo/Sega Genesis
51 min
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The Sandlot (1993)
102 min
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Bloodsport (1988)
94 min