The Commercial Break

The Commercial Break is a podcast. It is summarized by an A.I. chat bot like this: ""TCB is an improv-comedy, interview, and variety podcast hosted by longtime best friends Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley. Often described as the "Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts," it’s a show that proudly embraces its chaotic, unpolished charm—self-aware that it’s "just FINE" and not for everyone. Airing Tuesday through Friday, the duo dives into their quirky friendship, blending twisted humor with discussions on pop culture, internet oddities, relationship drama, and dark comedy. They also have celebrity guests each Tuesday, play games and offer intentionally half-baked responses to listener questions and comments, creating a vibe that feels like a casual, irreverent escape from everyday life.

The podcast features a mix of standalone episodes and a Tuesday "TCB Infomercial" series, where they bring in notable guests—think comedians like Ron Funches, Ari Shaffir, Hannah Berner, Steve-O, Tom Papa or Felipe Esparza—to riff on everything from personal anecdotes to absurd life experiences. Show topics can range from the mundane (spam texts, bad dating advice) to the bizarre (Mountain Monsters, Naked Attraction reactions), often veering into unexpected tangents that highlight their offbeat chemistry. It’s less about structure and more about the raw, relatable banter between two people who’ve known each other for decades, making listeners feel like they’re eavesdropping on a hilarious, unfiltered conversation.""

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Comedy
Improv
226
TCB Infomercial: Kelsey Cook
Bryan & Krissy discuss Kelsey Cook, vasectomies, hot jizzin’ dude, Kelsey’s comedy journey, college cafeteria comedy, the Seattle scene, suckling off the teat of power, being a foosball hustler, horny for an airport, getting sober, our good friend Kelsey Cook, and we are NOT going to be at Dania Beach.
51 min
227
Introducing: Cement City
5 min
228
Bryan's Squirrel Saga
Bryan & Krissy discuss Hurricane Helene, Bryan’s neck, back, pussy, and crack, cream and grape nuts, we actually did get the Nicky Jam exclusive, deers,Bryan’s squirrel saga, and he’s the SAVIOR!
57 min
229
Tasty Teeners
Bryan & Krissy discuss a woman with a quest, it’s good to have goals, Bryan as part of nympho-therapy, The Accidental Swingers, Tasty Testes, Ask TCB, the alleged G spot, Bryan read a book to the kids, Bitcoin Burgers, Taylor & Travis, the astronauts stuck in space, wasps, do the broom thing, the frog-moth invasion, and Bryan got scammed at Starbucks.
52 min
230
Poli-charged Potato Prince
Bryan & Krissy discuss we are not in Florida 🙁, Bryan’s mysterious disease, a crazy health journey RF Kenne-ty, demure nudes, Cheryl Hines, RFK nonsense, a WILD feel good story, My Big Fat Fabulous Life, and Bryan the potato heir.
53 min
231
TCB Infomercial: Jay Pharoah
Bryan & Krissy discuss Justin Timberlake’s DUI, Jay’s Special: Jared, Mempho, Gettin’ chomped by a kangaroo, death by turkey, Jay’s Australian accent, getting flown out by Drake, not cock blocking your parents, AI instagirls, disconnecting, recording at shows, a tender story, Jared, and The Quiz With Balls.
54 min
232
TCB Live Florida Announcement
3 min
233
Love Prevails!
Bryan & Krissy discuss P. Diddy, stockpiling drugs, the pagers…, Jen & Ben, Krissy’s parents’ three marriages, on your journey…, a stolen tennis ball, Sex Robots, it’ll help a “little”, Phillip & Holly’s AI Sex Robot, Philosophy by Sex Doll, and just because we can, doesn’t mean we should.
58 min
234
The 555 Rule
Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan still goes to the tanning bed, The Donald Trump Tan Package, anything is content: Blue’s Bowels, Daniel knows Bryan has his weaknesses, The Testosterone Shed, Blue’s ‘betes, Blue got personal, The 666 rule, Professor G?, The male loneliness epidemic, Meet people through friends, and Instagrams’s parental controls.
60 min
235
Milky Pools & Jell-O Frogs
Bryan & Krissy discuss a big day for news, pagers exploding, P. Diddy craziness, you could have had it all (shoutout to Adele), check the perimeter, Bryan’s pool drama, squirrels whittling their teeth, Bryan shocks his pool, a dead mole and a frog, a gay squirrel bath house, the pool company & Home Depot’s Halloween section, juicy info, and the rudest city in America.
54 min
236
That TCB Lifestyle
Bryan & Krissy discuss TCB the lifestyle pod, The Bear was snubbed, Zac Efron getting jacked, we’re going to bed early, Nat Geo/Drugs Inc, buying shitty weed in Techwood, Cocktober, Krissy got contacts, the man that has 100 unwanted orgasms a day, a pretty pretty penis, Ben, Jen, & Dunkin, Blue might have diabetes, and Bryan pronouncing Chappell Roan as Chappelle Ronan.
61 min
237
The Magical Land of PUAmore!
Bryan & Krissy discuss Thousand Pound Sisters, a camel bite that led to an arrest, Oregon’s drug laws, Pussy Wrangler, PUAmore, Insomnio, the feral FERA method, statement roulette, emotional support water, Panama City: The Magical Land of PUAs, Bryan’s get rich quick real estate course, arousal, the sexual experience Karl returns, too hot not to approach, and CLOSE EM!
63 min
238
TCB Infomercial w. Scott Seiss
Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan don't talk good, Scot Seiss, Cocaine Bear, hot dog races, service jobs, tipping, The Customer Is Always Wrong, shitting at Disney World, contractual laughing, Scott wastes our time, X/Twitter, recording an audio book, and plugging.
46 min
239
Let's Get FERAL
Bryan & Krissy discuss a 33P rivalry, date more hotties, Bryan’s too soft, gotta get those ladies to bounce, Zack Bauer, he does NOT want to open her… Rodney ;), Robot PUAs, skibidi, we MUST see the in field footage, wanna bounce? Call Zack, you like jorts, bait them, How To Be FERAL, QUANTUM PHYSICS, and start a fight with a girl!
59 min
240
TCB Infomercial: Nicky Jam
Bryan & Krissy discuss Nicky Jam, the story of Bryan & Nicky Jam, INSOMNIO, life’s too short to be an asshole, the crack era in Massachusetts (late 80s early 90s), getting discovered bagging groceries, freestyling with the groceries, NIcky Jam don’t play, mixtapes to reggaeton greatness, he’s the godfather, Nicky’s godfather impression, Daddy Yankee, drugs, jail, and drama, Colombia, his journey to comeback, the fame, the new album, Nicky Jam is NOT retiring, and you heard it here first (for real!).
59 min
241
The Secret To Sexcess!
Bryan & Krissy discuss when were your parents banging, Trump trading cards, gold sneakers, they sold out, but we have plenty, Trump’s NFTs and Alt Coin, Bryan got scammed, a trading board member PUA, The 21 Convention, breakout sessions at the PUA convention, Boner Broth 3000, Send Krissy & Christina to a 21 Convention, Nothing special, nothing wrong, Four Elements of Game, bouncing on that dick, puka shell bracelets get the ladies, feel that eye contact, NO HOMO, and 100 hours of in field footage.
68 min
242
Huckin' Buckin' Forest Quantum Witch
Bryan & Krissy discuss The Rusty Nail, another shocking story from Bryan’s past, Mountain Monsters!!!!!!, The Raven Mocker, a rub n’ tug for Huck, southern sayings, keep your eyes open, dammit, Huck n’ Buck got punked, The Forest Quantum Witch :O, ignore the fresh kill, the fire breathing raven mocker, who goes there?!, The Breath Of A Thousand Asses, Jeff? Jeth?, and Billy’s black eyes.
50 min
243
Dinner & Dolby!
Bryan & Krissy discuss being sweaty in Georgia, coffee, Bryan wants to be a downer, why is Bryan like this, It’s show month, baby, a dating show: Buzz (1996), I hate nags, The Smash Mouth, The Tush Push…, a guy unaccustomed to choosing between women, everyone’s a former Disney worker, Tommy Tang’s and a stereo system, Dinner and Dolby, red flags, Gettin twanged at Tang’s, 2 years of buzz, and TCB, Meet me at Tang’s!
52 min
244
TCB Infomercial: Mayim Bialik
Bryan & Krissy discuss Blossom, Beaches, and Big Bang Theory, what happened at Jeopardy, a lil’ bitchin and complainin’, Mayim’s late start in acting, a show about a girl, Bryan’s armchair expert moment, being a famous child, a late science bloomer, Feldman & Haim, human nature, AI hype, sounding 90, going back to acting, keyboard warriors, getting fired from Jeopardy, bodily autonomy, Mayim Bialik’s Breakdown, hyperbaric oxygen chambers.
65 min
245
Older, Wiser, Scarier
Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan’s getting poked and prodded, a trip to the doctor and the lab, The million dollar lab Krissy was WRONG, the chimp lady, Krissy demolishes Bryan’s logic, a spooky moment, Tom Cruise is on the roof, the universal cat distribution system had chosen the Greens!
59 min
246
The Simon Cowell of Art
Bryan & Krissy discuss the DNC was poppin', Starbucks, revving down, Jolt Cola, big deal birthdays, Bryan famously hates attention, Ask TCB, picking up women, it’s all about a conversation and being yourself, opportunity, small minded people, having the hard conversations, Bryan is the Simon Cowell of art, B Movies, and NextDoor nonsense.
53 min
247
Professional Sports Baller
Bryan & Krissy discuss were-president, Elvira’s Movie Macabre, Cheaters, old man bitching, Tom Brady, sports stars, Bryan having some big feelings (jealousy), Bryan’s sports history, he wasn’t a starter, could he be a bowler, FYI listeners, I don’t hate Bryan, but I do like to keep him on his toes, leaving a child with a stranger at the pool, the gyms are in trouble, pharmacy drama.
49 min
248
TCB Infomercial: Maz Jobrani
Bryan & Krissy discuss old bald heads, being addicted to Clubhouse, The Quantum Witch, Maz Jobrani, the Olympics, the Friday late crowd, a drunk Trump heckler, Iranian comics, feeling old, Maz’s early roles, West Wing, Tiktok, long form short form, benign dancey on stage, hours of content, kid slang, aggro political messaging, and making fun of our nations leaders.
62 min
249
Hotel! Motel! Harry Denton's!
Bryan & Krissy discuss Bennifer is no more, Green Day, wedge salads, Matthew Perry, Love Connection, a little misogyny to start the day, Get him girl, Harry Denton's, A little ask TCB action, Who is eating yogurt on a date, No lunch date kisses, Skydiving on the first date, and Pre skydiving drinks.
61 min
250
Who's Your New Daddy?
Bryan & Krissy discuss private events, make us an offer, Blue’s haircut, the temperature, dangers of the Grand Canyon, oozing problems, Heavenly Wheels n Deals, Bryan’s Mama Drama, firefighters stealing Astrid, a cooter snafu, Jane from Ohio, Important PSAs, a cautionary vibrator tale, the villages, some guy on Bryan’s instagram, and Bryan’s mom’s wigs.
53 min