The Commercial Break
The Commercial Break is a podcast. It is summarized by an A.I. chat bot like this: ""TCB is an improv-comedy, interview, and variety podcast hosted by longtime best friends Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley. Often described as the "Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts," it’s a show that proudly embraces its chaotic, unpolished charm—self-aware that it’s "just FINE" and not for everyone. Airing Tuesday through Friday, the duo dives into their quirky friendship, blending twisted humor with discussions on pop culture, internet oddities, relationship drama, and dark comedy. They also have celebrity guests each Tuesday, play games and offer intentionally half-baked responses to listener questions and comments, creating a vibe that feels like a casual, irreverent escape from everyday life.
The podcast features a mix of standalone episodes and a Tuesday "TCB Infomercial" series, where they bring in notable guests—think comedians like Ron Funches, Ari Shaffir, Hannah Berner, Steve-O, Tom Papa or Felipe Esparza—to riff on everything from personal anecdotes to absurd life experiences. Show topics can range from the mundane (spam texts, bad dating advice) to the bizarre (Mountain Monsters, Naked Attraction reactions), often veering into unexpected tangents that highlight their offbeat chemistry. It’s less about structure and more about the raw, relatable banter between two people who’ve known each other for decades, making listeners feel like they’re eavesdropping on a hilarious, unfiltered conversation.""
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TCB Introducing: Superfly with Dana Carvey and...
Introducing: Superfly with Dana Carvey and David Spade
3 min
252
The Hambone & Hoadley 500
Bryan & Krissy discuss Hambone & Hoadley in the Morning are back, 500 Episodes, let's round it out with Frankie...,Quite Frankie, 5 Signs that she's cheating on you, you're just scared of pussy, crank it, where are the facts, we want Frankie to host Cheaters, it's only ass cheating, living in Frankie's head would be...very bad, bust their ass out, if she has a phone, she's cheating, and he do got more.
65 min
253
A Morning Toot N Snoot
Bryan & Krissy discuss we are convivial, Krissy’s changing her pillows regularly, Bryan’s stressed about the dust mites, Bryan’s nap requirements are going in the treaty, Bryan’s talking about Bobbi Althoff, but got the facts wrong, acne made Bryan funny, Bryan’s zit, cocaine nose, toot n snoot, hangxiety is science, Clooney’s tequila, and shots.
57 min
254
Trust Paris & Patty!
Bryan & Krissy discuss our listeners, grocery delivery, we’ve got another Bryan story, The St. Patty’s Yuengling Party of the Century, Bryan saves the day, Savannah St. Patrick’s day, mystery helicopters, The Atlanta Olympics, no sex allowed, there will be sex in the city of love, and Bryan should have been an olympian.
57 min
255
TCB Infomercial w. Luenell
Bryan & Krissy discuss gettin’ stung, spider bite necrosis, Luenell's party exit strategy, Prince & Michael, don't be late for Luenell... , lying on planes, Luenell the Bank Robber (embezzler), her life is a movie…, she’s a woman of the people, Luenell on Wendy, Housewives & lingerie, being half naked with a mask on, and being hacks.
63 min
256
All Aboard The Failure Bus!
Bryan & Krissy discuss listener feedback, the road to 500, TCB therapy, exploding kombucha, bacon pickle McMuffin, the 16 hour hotel "day" and The Notebook Treaties are reviewed!
52 min
257
Ring Me On My Ring!
Bryan & Krissy discuss The Great Kate Photo Debate, DND, Slack, slacking-off and shucking responsibilities and the woman leaving voicemails on Bryan's Ring doorbell!
58 min
258
Popping Off!
Bryan & Krissy discuss Thank you to Hannah Berner, Bryan’s meditation app scam, the ol’ Toyota Previa, Phantom of the Opera to murderer pipeline, Kings of Leon, Peter Popoff & his miracle holy water, the Popoff sex position, liberal use of the word touching, Mrs. Popoff giving the SOS signal, you got that pizzle water, a divine chiropractic treatment, TUNE IT UP, the down home healing water party, this is some of the shadiest scamming we’ve seen, we’re calling, To Be Continued…, therapy & psychics, Bryan’s Bitching.
60 min
259
TCB Infomercial w. Tom Papa
Bryan & Krissy discuss Netflix is a Joke, Bryan’s kids are actually listening, gotta get those affairs in order, pandemic pursuits, Tom’s trattoria hater, breaking bread, the highly sophisticated digital scam our children are running, the podcast life, late night vs. social media, Tom on socials, Tom Papa’s inspirations, he’s a student of the craft, feeling like a 25 year old, and Ask TCB Live.
64 min
260
She'd Be Open to It (Once A Year)!
Bryan and Krissy discuss relationship deal breakers!
53 min
261
Not-So-Happy Dino
Bryan & Krissy discuss Optimist’s Spring, Bryan & Krissy’s beastly baggage, Bryan’s walmart sweatpants, he’s travelin’ light, Glasgow’s Willy Wonka exhibit, highway robbery of the average consumer, 4 year lockdown/TCB anniversary, from covid, to war, to political turmoil, barefoot soccer on legos, sports that aren’t sports, gambling on Disney, fact or crap, we should have a TCB game, two male whales having sex, and pizzles.
57 min
262
Code Word: Yuckles
Bryan & Krissy discuss Juan won’t leave us alone, what's your hot dog vendor shout, The Braves Nut Thrower, Bryan’s Fav Burgers, sleeping in a different house from your spouse, alive sound machine, cuddling all night is uncomfy, Bryan is mad about other people napping because he chose to have children, watching TV while driving, getting busted by your kids, self driving cars, Bezos is his own security, and code-word: yuckles.
57 min
263
TCB Infomercial w. Hannah Berner
Bryan & Krissy discuss Krissy’s back from Jamaica, Hannah Berner is joining us, Hannah wants you to jerk off and cry at the same time, Des was voted off the island, having an old husband, younger men are like puppies, she knows she don't know, Hannah’s the queen of Tiktok, Netflix Is A Joke show, Netflix special, her previous life as a tennis player, being mean is LAME, the algorithm & the internet, and Hannah’s favorite interviews.
66 min
264
The Cult of Kale
Bryan & Krissy discuss insane in the brain, “Milky”, Wendy’s surge pricing, It’s dynamic, Fuck around and find out, Hannah Berner interview coming Tuesday, Blair Socci is on Theo Vonn, a band called Llorona’s turn in the spotlight, Bryan’s victory V, The Kale Conspiracy, Love is Blind, Jimmy & Jessica, and Big Ball Jimmy.
59 min
265
Joke Joke Zan Zan Sad Sad
Bryan & Krissy discuss Krissy went to Jamaica, Bryan’s Jamaica weed cruise ship story, Krissy & Jeff have got connections on the island, Zan is back, the spiritual art of seduction, he's having an A Ha! moment, women have arms, nothing like a good airport book store, an on stage mid life crisis, he might be tanking here, take the info right into your balls, the laughing is…interesting, fun fun talk talk laugh laugh, and the depressing Ron Burgundy.
61 min
266
Let's Be Nosy!
Bryan & Christina discuss the Hinge (Match Group) lawsuit, false advertising & the gamification of dating apps, meeting people irl, being too slow for the run club, toe shoes, Christina is a chatty runner, Christina is a liar she has dated people she met in person lol, be more nosy, asshole bleaching ads, Krissy’s drinking on a beach in Jamaica, an Ask TCB (& Christina), we are concerned, communication is key, get your nut, does Bryan believe in ghosts, do we actually have listeners, Bryan got slutty, our favorite sponsors & guests, live shows, and Roe v Wade.
71 min
267
TCB Infomercial w. Reggie Watts
Bryan & Krissy discuss show me your ankles, a BBC prank, we fooled another one, a muppet newsflash, Reggie’s unique sense of humor, growing up in the 80s, Max Headroom, hackers, pop culture & experimentation, The James Corden Show, first chair/second chair, Robitussin, Ketamine, K-holes, and Kratom, Reggie’s essentially a chemist, making love on quaaludes, shoe horns, and we’re gonna do newbrews together.
51 min
268
So You Married A Gringo...
Bryan & Astrid discuss Marriage Miles, Astrid’s MacGyver Dad, a multicultural marriage, So You Married A Gringo…, the hardest things to get used to, Hispanic stereotypes, Venezuelans don't have a physical stereotype other than that they are beautiful, Astrid hates Star Wars, Venezuelan conversational talents, spanish-english and english-spanish difficulties, when Astrid talks shit about Bryan in Spanish, it’s probably about how he’s a baby, Bryan is a drama queen and that’s on that, Blue slander, and love <3 <3 <3,
57 min
269
TCB Infomercial w. Brad Williams
Bryan & Krissy discuss Brad Williams joins TCB, Cocaine Bear, The Chris Jericho Rock and Wrestling Rager At Sea, wrestling culture & drama, growing up as a little person, comeback central, preparing for the world that is rather than the world that should be, and how Brad got his start.
63 min
270
TCB Caputophobia!
Bryan & Tina discuss phobias and review Teresa Caputo's new TV venture.
55 min
271
The Enya-Trap Comedy Club
Bryan & Krissy discuss people having public sex, edging, the EVOO coffee, Wifi drama at Starbucks, Bryan’s new ploy to save money, Bryan’s not an outside dumper, we have a new phone number 212.433.3TCB, Bryan is giving crotchety, Bryan went to see Petey D, things were very strict at the show, a weird and disgusting room, and Bryan has a soft spot for Pete.
66 min
272
The Scuzzy-Guy Special
Bryan & Krissy discuss the Superbowl is over, Bryan got a massage, another weird experience for Bryan, don't be weird about the glutes, the warmer the room, the lower the balls, she needed protection, Bryan’s masseuse had to be very brave, and phone.com sold our phone number.
61 min
273
It's Your Whatever Chakra
Bryan & Krissy discuss man moon circle, retirement drugs, Word of the Day, Tiktok music drama, TCB MUSIC, Reggae-Tony, not a penny more for Bryan, John Anthony is turning a corner, Zan Perrion on what it means to be a man, it's your chakra or whatever, the whatever chakra is getting wild, your dick energy is failing SOCIETY, Yuckles Clown School & Dating Class, you're top heavy, NEVER BE SORRY, you need that beautiful thrusting energy, and Top O’ The Creep Heap.
62 min
274
All Charged Up!
Bryan & Krissy discuss Joe Rogan, if Bryan was high he could do a LOT of content, Word of the Day, circumstellar: surrounds or revolves around a star, South Park, why aren’t we going back to the moon, we’re back to the grammys, Bryan’s going to see Petey D, WWE, Vince McMann, The Rock, wrestling drama, and death threats, no recess for the kids, Catholic school, Bryan’s villain origin story, it’ll be on your permanent record, and put your OnlyFans on your car!
61 min
275
TCB Infomercial w. Joanna Hausmann
Bryan & Krissy discuss parent-teacher conferences, they know about TCB, Joanna Hausmann is joining us today, we are big Joanna fans, TCB Infomercial, Joanna’s telling the weird girl truth, returning (or not) to Venezuela, Venezuelan whatsapp groups, Venezuela is in their China era, the Venezuelan birthday song, Joanna’s internet humor start, attack your interviewer, Joanna’s getting us into Disney.
60 min