The Commercial Break

The Commercial Break is a podcast. It is summarized by an A.I. chat bot like this: ""TCB is an improv-comedy, interview, and variety podcast hosted by longtime best friends Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley. Often described as the "Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts," it’s a show that proudly embraces its chaotic, unpolished charm—self-aware that it’s "just FINE" and not for everyone. Airing Tuesday through Friday, the duo dives into their quirky friendship, blending twisted humor with discussions on pop culture, internet oddities, relationship drama, and dark comedy. They also have celebrity guests each Tuesday, play games and offer intentionally half-baked responses to listener questions and comments, creating a vibe that feels like a casual, irreverent escape from everyday life.

The podcast features a mix of standalone episodes and a Tuesday "TCB Infomercial" series, where they bring in notable guests—think comedians like Ron Funches, Ari Shaffir, Hannah Berner, Steve-O, Tom Papa or Felipe Esparza—to riff on everything from personal anecdotes to absurd life experiences. Show topics can range from the mundane (spam texts, bad dating advice) to the bizarre (Mountain Monsters, Naked Attraction reactions), often veering into unexpected tangents that highlight their offbeat chemistry. It’s less about structure and more about the raw, relatable banter between two people who’ve known each other for decades, making listeners feel like they’re eavesdropping on a hilarious, unfiltered conversation.""

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Comedy
Improv
301
Mushroom Jesus Won't Drink Silver!
  Drake & Flacka? Astrid, hostage of TCB The monopolies! We like the thought of an island but not the reality Dehydrated meals Love Has Won cult Mother God and the many Father Gods DON’T DRINK COLLOIDAL SILVER Religious justification for...
69 min
302
Break-Up Szn
It’s the most sexless time of the year! Bryan & Krissy relive holiday parties of yore and review a pick up artist showing his fiancee his videos… Holiday parties! Bryan fuckin’ Green, don’t give my husband drugs! Sketchy morning show...
57 min
303
Build-A-Girlfriend?
Bryan & Christina go down the rabbit hole with Senate twinks, sex dolls, and the (Bryan's pronuncation) EUNUCH MAKER! Christina’s staying far away from Bryan’s petri dish Bryan self diagnoses… Everything is poison! We’re spending our...
63 min
304
That's a Big Sack Of Presents!
Christina joins Bryan in the studio to discuss her favorite genre of music: Slutty Christmas. Let’s talk about sex ba-by! Hot tub streamers Toes only! Christina’s feetfinder account Pleasure, pain, and smashing bananas 2023 Pornhub Wrapped We...
64 min
305
EPM In Progress
If there's two things we love on this podcast it's EPMs and a celtic Christmas vibe! Tina & Bryan get into it while Krissy is away. Best to whoever you are! The Beatles’ grammy Happy Meal pokemon cards Country clubbin' Trump and his NFTs...
59 min
306
Scrotal Sherpa
You might be wondering what in the world a Scrotal Sherpa is, and to that I say "IYKYK" Tis the season! Storytime with Bryan Awkward times at the restaurant TJ & Amy’s former spouses are now together Mark Bryan’s words…Matt Lauer is going...
57 min
307
The Earth Is Not Flat (w. Blair Socci)
Dear Blair Socci, we love you SO much. Please try not to fall into the ice barrier at the edge of the  world. Love you! Bye! Best comedy movie of all time? Spinal Tap Bye Bye Bye is by NSYNC Blair Socci is with us! Feetfinder Blair needs to give...
63 min
308
Bryan Swipes His V Card
The twists and turns of Bryan’s vasectomy story will have you rolling for days… Bryan is a very bad gag gifter Balls everywhere! Stick drama at the green house Krissy needs a driver When in doubt, shove em down Bryan swiped his V(asectomy) card A...
60 min
309
Crowdfunding Corey
If any of you ever contribute to Corey Feldman’s crowdfunding efforts, we truly wonder what’s wrong with you. Then again, you do listen to TCB. Chevy Chase Compuserve Tow truck conference circuit Kristiani Hoadley! We want a conference based...
56 min
310
Cars 4 Bryan & Money 4 Corey
Bryan Green & Corey Feldman might be more similar than they think…anyway send all donations to 1-877-KARS4BRYAN. Bryan’s in “media sales” Juggernaut jerkanaut jergernaut? It’s not Barbie’s Dream House, It’s Bryan’s Dream House!...
57 min
311
Spite Your Way To Success (w. Felicia Day)
Bryan & Krissy shoot the shit with (Third Eye, The Guild, You’re Never Weird on the Internet) and discover her prolific career is mostly due to spite. Find Felicia Online: Third Eye On Audible:   Support MST 3000 and Watch A Brilliant...
83 min
312
J*zzin' & Rizzin'
When you learn the word “rizz” from it being added to the dictionary, it’s safe to say it’s giving old. Bryan & Krissy continue their dating show comparison with The Cut. Bryan’s first wedding Madeline Brockway’s 59 million dollar...
50 min
313
Get Chucked!
Krissy’s back in the chair, and boy are we happy to have her! We’re easing back in with one of our favorites…Chuck & Love Connection. The queen is back! Krissy wasn't phrogging in Bryan’s crawl space Dog training troubles Steve-O’s...
45 min
314
My Tragic Alter Ego
We’re all surprised Steve-O agreed to be on TCB We set expectations low Tina went to a star wars parody burlesque show We’re all weird in atlanta How did Santa get so skinny? Bryan pretending to like sports Subway, Jimmy Johns, & elephant...
65 min
315
O, What A Clown Show! (w. Steve-O)
Steve-O joins Bryan and Tina (While Krissy is out for the week), and they dig deep into Steve-O's crazy life, insane stunts and the clowns that voted him off the island (AKA Royal Carribean Cruise Line)! Watch Steve-O's , and listen to his , . ...
70 min
316
Is Pee The Key?
Brace yourself. Bryan & Tina get into one of our stickiest episodes yet... Mark Cuban is leaving shark tank Fireside flop The old clubhouse days Dane Cook Drinking your own urine A half gallon?! Shoutout to the Jersey Shore Podcasts are where the...
57 min
317
Let's Get More Sexier
Bryan & Tina find out how they can get more sexier and get on the attack with their appearance. Director of Otherkin Tina is back! Mousey She did it for the lookbook! All you have to do is pay us lots of money A hallucinogenic journey Microdosing...
63 min
318
Furverts & Fetlife & Otherkins!
Krissy is out of the studio, so Bryan & friend of the pod, Tina, get into all things drugs, fetishes, and feeling like a nonhuman being. Bryan & Tina have been friends for 30 years There’s no coming back after triplets! Tina left her dog...
70 min
319
That'll Blow Your T%&$ Off (w. Heather McMahan)
She's beauty and she's grace, she's Heather McMahan! Bryan & Krissy gab with Heather McMahan, and she really blew our t#$% off. What makes a world tour It’s all naked in Krissy's house Bryan needs a new duvet Heather McMahan is joining us!...
68 min
320
Barbecue Bargain Lap Dance
“It’s not something a customer would do. It’s something a guy who bangs hot chicks would do.” -John Anthony Lifestyle, 2023 Crumbl cookies Audio Scavenger Hunt Wow can’t believe I’m (Christina) not allowed to play!!! This is a scam!!!!!...
63 min
321
I'm In The Industry!
How To Date Strippers: lie to them about your career as an electronic DJ and paint yourself blue. Then take them to Chili's. Taylor Swift in Brazil Bryan going to the mat for Taylor How 'bout that option slot Grundle bundle's bad interview The crowd...
64 min
322
Clean Sac, Dirty Shoes
We may not have a lot of standards here at TCB, but one thing is for certain: no shoes on the bed! Starting things off with a disturbing story Pajama day Super Sac Scrubber 5000! Back to loofah What’s your shower routine? Steve-O & the jackass...
58 min
323
Das Funny (w. Vir Das)
Bryan & Krissy are welcoming to the show (yes, you read that right, a guest!), and they talk all things religion, controversy, and sitting on each others' beds. More On Vir! Vir's Website: See Vir On Tour Now:  Watch His Latest Netflix...
66 min
324
Phrog BnB
This is now a spooky scary true crime podcast with a side of giggles! Bryan & Krissy discuss “getting out of the shit,” clubbing for a living, and phrogging. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the shit! That’s the saying, right? BA...
62 min
325
Nutfoliation: It's Skincare!
We’re always growing and learning here at TCB, and today Bryan is learning about shaving his balls. What a time to be alive! The extreme food contest! 9 *million* scoville  We’re backing away from the gummy bear challenge, but we will do the...
54 min