The Commercial Break

The Commercial Break is a podcast. It is summarized by an A.I. chat bot like this: ""TCB is an improv-comedy, interview, and variety podcast hosted by longtime best friends Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley. Often described as the "Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts," it’s a show that proudly embraces its chaotic, unpolished charm—self-aware that it’s "just FINE" and not for everyone. Airing Tuesday through Friday, the duo dives into their quirky friendship, blending twisted humor with discussions on pop culture, internet oddities, relationship drama, and dark comedy. They also have celebrity guests each Tuesday, play games and offer intentionally half-baked responses to listener questions and comments, creating a vibe that feels like a casual, irreverent escape from everyday life.

The podcast features a mix of standalone episodes and a Tuesday "TCB Infomercial" series, where they bring in notable guests—think comedians like Ron Funches, Ari Shaffir, Hannah Berner, Steve-O, Tom Papa or Felipe Esparza—to riff on everything from personal anecdotes to absurd life experiences. Show topics can range from the mundane (spam texts, bad dating advice) to the bizarre (Mountain Monsters, Naked Attraction reactions), often veering into unexpected tangents that highlight their offbeat chemistry. It’s less about structure and more about the raw, relatable banter between two people who’ve known each other for decades, making listeners feel like they’re eavesdropping on a hilarious, unfiltered conversation.""

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Comedy
Improv
301
TCB Infomercial w. Wendi McLendon-Covey
Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan’s crush <3, Bryan’s math aint mathing…, JoJo Siwa, Drinking around Epcot, Cutting your own hair, Christopher Nolan’s movies, The start of Reno 911, Working a day job until The Goldbergs, The DVD extras of Bridesmaids (!!!), The Goldbergs, Comic Con, Big City Greens, and The Quantum Witch on Jojo Siwa.
62 min
302
TCB Infomercial: Gianmarco Soresi
Bryan & Krissy speak with comic, podcaster and Podcast Magazine Award Winner (yes...it's a thing. A lame thing!), Gianmarco Soresi!
48 min
303
Strategic Interwebs Meeting
Bryan & Krissy discuss Baby Reindeer, SPOILERS, Love Is Blind article, The New York - Dublin portal, Bryan would be good on, Daisy of Love (deadass), accidentally going live, Dads in Spain being bad, Bryan & Krissy’s expense reports, Nuclear, pronounced: /ˈno͞oklēər/, Bryan’s got a bad tooth, the roots are in his sinuses, and Bryan’s upcoming tooth extraction…we are concerned.
61 min
304
JagerFace
Bryan & Krissy discuss a Bluey poncho & a hot dog stand, storytime with Bryan, Bryan tried to put on a festival, he was in his flop era, Old people are getting wild, “Personal use”, If your dad is wild, let us know, Ozempic face, Jagerfaced cold calling, Espresso martinis are the new jagerbombs, Raising kids hungover, Daddy wants to go to a festival, Pooping in a bookstore, Your vagy nerve goes oogie boogie ,Chilis, and technology.
55 min
305
TCB Infomercial w. Rachel Feinstein
Bryan & Krissy discuss washing legs & brushing teeth, just…wash your legs Bryan…please, Plants or crowd work, David Blaine creeps Bryan out, Bryan is obsessed with boobs, Rachel’s stance on leg washing, She’s barely holding on, Quaking with fury while wearing a marvelous floral scarf, Challenge coins, the double bird, shitting in the mercedes, cocky preschool teachers, a little bit of stalking, The Red Dragon, a lot of bit of stalking, Rachel’s husband and Bryan are total opposites, and Deano does the electric.
63 min
306
Sweet, Sweet "Justice"
Bryan & Krissy discuss Maycember, Bus drivers of yore, Everyone's an asshole on these streets, Bryan prays for “justice”, Marv Dong Mcgillicuddy, Bobbleboners, Watching hentai at the baseball game, Pitch clock, People getting punched in New York, The New York-Dublin portal, horrifying Whole Foods story, and the violence against women is never ending.
56 min
307
He's A Honda Guy...
Bryan & Krissy discuss selling the show, cromedy, this is a show about FRIENDSHIP, radio sales partying, If you were a car, what would you fuck like, a threesome Bryan should have taken part in, he was SCARED, Krissy’s a Jaguar, Jaguars, seeking sister wives, man children, Careful of the STIs…, MILF Manor, Madonna concert drama, Ticketmaster, and Yuckles.
60 min
308
Heart To Hell!
Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan broke the internet, Bryan! Krissy! Wash your legs!, don't fear the butt hole, pumice stone, we don't want the crowd to turn on us, Netflix is a joke, get TCB to host Netflix is a Joke 2025, don't give Bryan a master mute button, The Roast of Tom Brady, strip mall jack shacks, Bryan launches accusations, show research, Bryan KNOWS sports, Heart in Charlotte, and they’re going straight to hell.
53 min
309
TCB Infomercial w. Mo Gilligan
Bryan & Krissy discuss Mo Gilligan, prop betting & betting bans, we don’t need any more addictions, Bryan tries to say he’s not a perv…, cold plunges, Tiktok & Instagram, connecting to your audience, breaking through to television, being on TV 4 times in one day, getting a Netflix special, life changing moments, taking your comedy worldwide, and Bryan campaigns for David Schwimmer.
57 min
310
Certified Ruffians!
Bryan & Krissy discuss Instagram entrepreneurs, hobby hopping, Bryan the rock climber, cocaine plans, Let’s go roller skating, Porno or Pacino, old pornos or bust, mouth noises, Stand Up Guys, Throbinhood…, Lemon Stealing Whores, Bryan, the pause pervert, the streaming orgy, OJ Simpson, Certified Ruffians, Become a ruffian! Take our course, and Let us know if you would come to a live show.
49 min
311
TCBoomer
Bryan & Krissy discuss we may have put too many ads in our show last year…, It’s amazing we have any listeners, the summer of love & the winter of our discontent, your favorite grocery store, Bryan & Krissy go full boomer, They might not actually be boomers, but they sure do act like it, Sketchy veneers, BBLs gone wrong, dental drama (producer Christina needs another root canal…help me!), Bryan’s reading the Daily Mail…that’s so boomer of him, a horrifying dental story, botched plastic surgery & body mods, and Dolphin Bryan.
53 min
312
96.7 The Girth
Bryan & Krissy discuss some light insta stalking, Bryan’s radio start, 96.7 The Legend, the Facebook algorithm, people you may know… ,Unboxing the BAG, Bryan should do a dunk tank on an ig live, Bryan the stage dad, prostate meds unboxing coming up, Bryan, your jealousy is showing…, The Girth Master, A real life coke can, Let your kids make their own decisions, and Girth Master 2: Return of The Girth Master.
56 min
313
TCB Infomercial w. Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher
Bryan & Krissy discuss Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher, would anyone come to our show, Beanie Babies, Billionaires and collectibles, The wealth bunkers, “Securitized”, Friday Night Dinner → Dinner With The Parents, On set pranks, Auditioning & getting the parts, Maths, Filming in London, Getting politely mugged, Carol Kane, White House Plumbers, Henry double cheeked up, More Beanie Babies, and merch drop soon.
63 min
314
The Beanie Break
Bryan & Krissy discuss mouth kissing (young people are not okay with this -Christina), if you would come to a show in central Florida, let us know, collectibles worth nothing, Beanie Babies, Mountain monsters meets Beanie Babies, the net, The $400 Maple Bear, cash in that 401k, so much yelling, how many people are still stuck with their beanie babies, Snort, Spike, Spinner, Spunky, & Stinky, Bryan & Krissy eat crow, The Beanie Break, and we are flabbergasted.
54 min
315
The Kids Are Not Alright
Bryan & Krissy discuss Krissy Keanu Reeves & Bryan Tom Cruise, That 70s Show, Kristi Noem the dog (and goat) murderer, Bryan’s bird story, Bugs (again), Dad of the Year realizes Astrid is superior, Bryan’s children have learned that he is inept (in the kitchen), Bryan tries to parent in the morning, Instagram Dads, ponytail panic, the kids are not alright, Bryan weaponizes his incompetence, all hail Astrid!
63 min
316
A Sgrundle Taste Test
Bryan & Krissy discuss ciggies and cigars, airport security, getting jailed in Turks and Caicos, RiverBeat music festival, A sac tap, A blind sgrundle sniffing, Barbecue contests, Sleep-cations, Keeping your kids awake, Tiktok, Social scores, Apple gaggles, Quantum cock, The Quantum Witch returns, Christopher Nolan.
58 min
317
TCB Infomercial w. Leslie Liao
Bryan & Krissy discuss Scrotch Tape, Robin Leach: Champagne Wishes & Caviar Dreams, Leslie Liao, Verified Stand-Up (Leslie Liao, Rosebud Baker, Dulce Sloan, Gianmarco Soresi), everyday coffee, eclipse drama, later in life stand-up, working at Netflix, going from the office to the stage, The Tonight Show, being in your 30s, dealing with people who don’t like you, D’angelo, The Leslie Show, bugs, and Bryan’s interview snafus.
62 min
318
Talk Sh*t, Get Hit
Bryan & Krissy discuss we love Kyle Kinane, Giggly Squad on tour, Clue the movie, Howard Finster, Friday night dinner → Dinner With The Parents, Bryan is officially done with 90 Day Fiance, Royal Crackers, Theresa Caputo on The Kelly Clarkson Show, bounty hunter hair, a slap, a kick, and a death for Theresa, Theresa has to continue because we need content, Krissy with the hard-hitting questions, takes a thirsty one to know a thirsty one, The Soul Awards, and Theresa's motto: Talk Shit, Get Hit.
53 min
319
The Quantum Witch
Bryan & Krissy discuss a chiropractor meth orgy, don’t drink and drive, Coachella, Paris Hilton playing cornhole (get ur bag, sis), Bryan & Krissy use Google, Prince being incredible, Bob Seger’s electric underpants, Respect RESPECT, Bryan & Krissy don’t know that Dancing On My Own is a pillar of the gay community, 33 Penis not featured </3, Bryan’s list of best songs ever, Quantum Computing, Sciiiieeeence, Bryan tries to explain quantum physics and quantum computing, and The Quantum Witch.
61 min
320
Bandit For President
Bryan & Krissy discuss Bluey, we’ve got the warm and fuzzies, Bandit For President, Dirt Nap got great reviews, Matt Rife makes dv jokes and that's why people don't like him, the instagram nipple rules, the talk, having daughters, seeing women as human beings, social media predators, people are going crazy in the suburbs, Bryan is in a very judgmental mood, Facebook: only good for marketplace, yahoos on Facebook, and keeping up with the Joneses.
54 min
321
TCB Infomercial w. Kyle Kinane
Bryan & Krissy discuss Polycules/Polecules, we can’t get through whole article anymore, 800 Pound Gorilla & Dirt Nap, we are judgmentally pro-polycule, the 7 year college experience, Mike Tyson vs Paul Giamatti, hair metal, downers in the burbs, car stick figures, Bitcoin, illegal activities, the shackles of marriage, be the dick in the story, Kyle’s start in comedy, jesus, drugs.
72 min
322
The Wrinkle Tinkle
Bryan & Krissy discuss soaking, soak it, don’t poke it, the prostate, Bryan wants to get catfished, he’s a super-soaker, Friendly Fans Only, a 27 year old has his first kiss, everything “butt”, never kissing a man, we don’t think he is prepared for this, they’re not in the same league, he was too stunned, the listerine strips are a bit much, poor bastard.
55 min
323
Total Eclipse of the Dussy
Bryan & Krissy discuss the eclipse, NextDoor on the eclipse, we got some sweetie pie emails, Dune, Timothee, & Zendaya, the Dune popcorn buckets, men being disgusting, illegal advice from Bryan, someone needs to stop Bryan from making slurp noises, a gross theater experience, Swingin’ Richards, Saluting, Bryan initiates a very unofficial typing test, do Bryan & Krissy know about actual typing tests where you don't count the words yourself, and Bryan fights a possum.
60 min
324
Presence, Essence, & Drama
Bryan & Krissy discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard, intermittent fasting, Hurricane Katrina, Bryan shouldn’t get into politics, Bryan’s mom tries to get in touch, Adam the Liar and his wife talk to other PUAs, the liar stays lying, Adam’s got himself a boner, the essence, relationship Oscar talk by Adam, creating drama to get women, let Kelvin’s tongue do the work, channel the drama, and Triple G represent.
60 min
325
TCB Infomercial w. Preacher Lawson
Bryan & Krissy discuss Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul, morning breath, these men can’t have water before bed, Big Bladder Energy, Preacher getting fired, getting written up for being funny, loving Vegas, trying out a thin mustache, proving yourself right, auditioning for AGT, and The Booty Dude.
53 min