The Commercial Break

The Commercial Break is a podcast. It is summarized by an A.I. chat bot like this: ""TCB is an improv-comedy, interview, and variety podcast hosted by longtime best friends Bryan Green and Krissy Hoadley. Often described as the "Cheesecake Factory of comedy podcasts," it’s a show that proudly embraces its chaotic, unpolished charm—self-aware that it’s "just FINE" and not for everyone. Airing Tuesday through Friday, the duo dives into their quirky friendship, blending twisted humor with discussions on pop culture, internet oddities, relationship drama, and dark comedy. They also have celebrity guests each Tuesday, play games and offer intentionally half-baked responses to listener questions and comments, creating a vibe that feels like a casual, irreverent escape from everyday life.

The podcast features a mix of standalone episodes and a Tuesday "TCB Infomercial" series, where they bring in notable guests—think comedians like Ron Funches, Ari Shaffir, Hannah Berner, Steve-O, Tom Papa or Felipe Esparza—to riff on everything from personal anecdotes to absurd life experiences. Show topics can range from the mundane (spam texts, bad dating advice) to the bizarre (Mountain Monsters, Naked Attraction reactions), often veering into unexpected tangents that highlight their offbeat chemistry. It’s less about structure and more about the raw, relatable banter between two people who’ve known each other for decades, making listeners feel like they’re eavesdropping on a hilarious, unfiltered conversation.""

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Comedy
Improv
126
TCB Infomercial: Natasha Leggero
Bryan & Krissy discuss Natasha Leggero, Are You Smarter Than A Celebrity?, Travis Kelce & Patrick Mahomes, Cheeto dust, men's hobbies, Surf helmets, safety first, filming with the jolly green giant, having a teammate cry, being an older parent, Screen time, and Kids boundaries.
59 min
127
Best Of: Spooky Behavior
Bryan & Krissy discuss mountain monsters.
64 min
128
Best Of: Scammy Next Door Nonsense!
Bryan & Krissy discuss Next Door and text scammers.
56 min
129
Best Of: Massage Memory Lane
Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan's many wild massage stories.
62 min
130
Everybody Wants This
Bryan & Astrid discuss Mempho, Tina's wedding, Nobody Wants This, The OC, Love Is Blind, surprising facts, and dad jokes.
55 min
131
TCB Infomercial: Reggie Watts
Bryan & Krissy discuss Reggie Watts, people who are smarter than us, New Brew, festivals, love, polyamory, partying, shaman-ing, and otehr deep shit with Reggie.
60 min
132
Best Of: Critter Crazy
Bryan & Krissy discuss possums, baby possums, Joe Dombrowski, opossums, and pet psychics.
49 min
133
Is This Landing?
Bryan & Krissy discuss bands whose names we can't spell, Frankie Valli, politics and The Villages, touring, John Zan, killing time on stage, landing, no self help, the wilderness, and the alabaster girl.
53 min
134
The Thrusting Nature of Man
Bryan & Krissy discuss the second coming of Reggie Watts, Shogun, our server, looking at nudes, getting photos developed, the godfather of the seduction community, can he make a point, a failing business, the greats, bend the world over, the thrusting nature of man, and our benevolent patriarch.
54 min
135
TCB Infomercial: Morgan Jay
Bryan & Krissy discuss Mrs. Robinson & The Lemonheads, Morgan Jay, selling CDs, autotune comedy, when they hit that note, being old, a college open mic, performance art, podcast guests, this is gonna ruin the tour, ticket resellers, stay horny, people, suspicious as fuck, combining new stuff and old stuff, and creating a comedy show.
57 min
136
Benevolent King Zan
Bryan & Krissy discuss the VP Debate, TCB Minus, Mempho, Hurricane Helene, P. Diddy, Bryan’s green pool, PUA Zan, 10 Ways To Be An Alpha Male, The Manosphere, a bolo tie, Daddy, help us get some pussay, what exists because of you, some misogynistic views by Zan, rocking chairs, and Reverend John Zan.
57 min
137
Good Gas Almighty
Bryan & Krissy discuss Tate McRae, Lana Del Ray & her alligator man, Chappell Roan & canceling shows, Megalopolis, My Strange Addiction, Tiger Balm, Pine Sol, TLC doing that math for us, self-awareness is key, vapor rub in tea, and tell us your strange addiction.
55 min
138
The Goosefather Part II
Bryan & Krissy discuss prosthetic penises, The Menendez Brothers, Ryan Murphy, Gina Gershon, Dr. Odyssey, Sex Sent Me To The ER, The Joker, sequels better than the original, migration, Peaches!!!!, Canadian geese, and Fly Away Home (1996) or Spread Your Wings (2019).
55 min
139
TCB Infomercial: Kelsey Cook
Bryan & Krissy discuss Kelsey Cook, vasectomies, hot jizzin’ dude, Kelsey’s comedy journey, college cafeteria comedy, the Seattle scene, suckling off the teat of power, being a foosball hustler, horny for an airport, getting sober, our good friend Kelsey Cook, and we are NOT going to be at Dania Beach.
51 min
140
Introducing: Cement City
5 min
141
Bryan's Squirrel Saga
Bryan & Krissy discuss Hurricane Helene, Bryan’s neck, back, pussy, and crack, cream and grape nuts, we actually did get the Nicky Jam exclusive, deers,Bryan’s squirrel saga, and he’s the SAVIOR!
57 min
142
Tasty Teeners
Bryan & Krissy discuss a woman with a quest, it’s good to have goals, Bryan as part of nympho-therapy, The Accidental Swingers, Tasty Testes, Ask TCB, the alleged G spot, Bryan read a book to the kids, Bitcoin Burgers, Taylor & Travis, the astronauts stuck in space, wasps, do the broom thing, the frog-moth invasion, and Bryan got scammed at Starbucks.
52 min
143
Poli-charged Potato Prince
Bryan & Krissy discuss we are not in Florida 🙁, Bryan’s mysterious disease, a crazy health journey RF Kenne-ty, demure nudes, Cheryl Hines, RFK nonsense, a WILD feel good story, My Big Fat Fabulous Life, and Bryan the potato heir.
53 min
144
TCB Infomercial: Jay Pharoah
Bryan & Krissy discuss Justin Timberlake’s DUI, Jay’s Special: Jared, Mempho, Gettin’ chomped by a kangaroo, death by turkey, Jay’s Australian accent, getting flown out by Drake, not cock blocking your parents, AI instagirls, disconnecting, recording at shows, a tender story, Jared, and The Quiz With Balls.
54 min
145
TCB Live Florida Announcement
3 min
146
Love Prevails!
Bryan & Krissy discuss P. Diddy, stockpiling drugs, the pagers…, Jen & Ben, Krissy’s parents’ three marriages, on your journey…, a stolen tennis ball, Sex Robots, it’ll help a “little”, Phillip & Holly’s AI Sex Robot, Philosophy by Sex Doll, and just because we can, doesn’t mean we should.
58 min
147
The 555 Rule
Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan still goes to the tanning bed, The Donald Trump Tan Package, anything is content: Blue’s Bowels, Daniel knows Bryan has his weaknesses, The Testosterone Shed, Blue’s ‘betes, Blue got personal, The 666 rule, Professor G?, The male loneliness epidemic, Meet people through friends, and Instagrams’s parental controls.
60 min
148
Milky Pools & Jell-O Frogs
Bryan & Krissy discuss a big day for news, pagers exploding, P. Diddy craziness, you could have had it all (shoutout to Adele), check the perimeter, Bryan’s pool drama, squirrels whittling their teeth, Bryan shocks his pool, a dead mole and a frog, a gay squirrel bath house, the pool company & Home Depot’s Halloween section, juicy info, and the rudest city in America.
54 min
149
That TCB Lifestyle
Bryan & Krissy discuss TCB the lifestyle pod, The Bear was snubbed, Zac Efron getting jacked, we’re going to bed early, Nat Geo/Drugs Inc, buying shitty weed in Techwood, Cocktober, Krissy got contacts, the man that has 100 unwanted orgasms a day, a pretty pretty penis, Ben, Jen, & Dunkin, Blue might have diabetes, and Bryan pronouncing Chappell Roan as Chappelle Ronan.
61 min
150
The Magical Land of PUAmore!
Bryan & Krissy discuss Thousand Pound Sisters, a camel bite that led to an arrest, Oregon’s drug laws, Pussy Wrangler, PUAmore, Insomnio, the feral FERA method, statement roulette, emotional support water, Panama City: The Magical Land of PUAs, Bryan’s get rich quick real estate course, arousal, the sexual experience Karl returns, too hot not to approach, and CLOSE EM!
63 min