Daily Shower Thoughts

Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musings

Produced daily!

Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

Produced by Klassic Studios.

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Philosophy
1301
Your nipples are older than your teeth. | + 29 ...
5 min
1302
Life has a 100% mortality rate | + 29 more | 16...
5 min
1303
No one has ever survived life | + 29 more | 15 ...
4 min
1304
Unicycles are all wheel drive. | + 29 more | 14...
5 min
1305
Babies don't cry, they scream in agony | + 29 m...
4 min
1306
Hot tubs are human soup. | + 29 more | 12 Aug 2022
4 min
1307
Crust is bread armor. | + 29 more | 11 Aug 2022
4 min
1308
Edibles are food that make you MORE hungry. | +...
4 min
1309
USB killers are serial killers | + 29 more | 09...
4 min
1310
Minions don’t have nipples | + 29 more | 08 Aug...
4 min
1311
The word crackhead is gender neutral | + 29 mor...
4 min
1312
Most grandparents are orphans | + 29 more | 06 ...
4 min
1313
ZZ Top’s alter ego is AA Bottom | + 29 more | 0...
4 min
1314
Nachos are chip salad | + 29 more | 04 Aug 2022
4 min
1315
Cows never get to drink cold milk. | + 15 more ...
2 min
1316
Ice tastes different than water | + 24 more | 0...
3 min
1317
Humans are faster when sitting. | + 24 more | 0...
3 min
1318
Rock bottom is firm ground. | + 24 more | 31 Ju...
4 min
1319
There is no actual donkey in the Donkey Kong ga...
4 min
1320
Dirt isn’t really that cheap. | + 24 more | 29 ...
3 min
1321
As an adult, surprises tend to be bad | + 24 mo...
4 min
1322
Leaves are Solar Panels | + 24 more | 27 Jul 2022
4 min
1323
Snowboarding is technically a water sport | + 1...
3 min
1324
Washing your car is a losing battle. | + 19 mor...
3 min
1325
Birds swim in gas. | + 19 more | 24 Jul 2022
3 min