Daily Shower Thoughts

Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musings

Produced daily!

Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

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1
Most cars will never be upside down. | + 26 mor...
4 min
2
It’s more acceptable to wear 0 shoes than 1 sho...
4 min
3
Crazy how your nipple are older than your teeth...
4 min
4
A ton of elephants isn't a ton of elephants | +...
4 min
5
A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg...
4 min
6
Matching socks up on laundry day is a mini game...
4 min
7
An old guy is older than an older guy. | + 27 m...
4 min
8
There's no gangsta way to get out of a hammock ...
4 min
9
A cyclops wouldn’t have any depth perception. |...
4 min
10
Nothing is universally scary to everyone. | + 2...
4 min
11
There’s a thin line between a pet and a hostage...
4 min
12
You likely don’t notice the smell of your house...
4 min
13
They need to put a timer next to traffic lights...
4 min
14
Octopi and mushrooms give off the same energy |...
5 min
15
The tooth fairy teaches us to sell our bodies |...
4 min
16
An orgasm is easier to fake than a sneeze | + 2...
4 min
17
We pretend to make babies to feel good | + 28 m...
5 min
18
Marketing is attempted mind control. | + 24 mor...
4 min
19
If a rhythm is fast enough, it becomes a pitch....
4 min
20
You’re a character in many people's stories. | ...
4 min
21
Too many people don't like the people they love...
4 min
22
Sound can travel through anything except nothin...
4 min
23
Cats probably think we are cleaning our ice cre...
4 min
24
We frown on nepotism but praise family business...
4 min
25
Satire only works when everyone is equally smar...
4 min