Daily Shower Thoughts

Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musings

Produced daily!

Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

Produced by Klassic Studios.

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1
The Queen saw over a third of US history. | + 2...
4 min
2
Fertilizers made form cow manure are bullshit. ...
4 min
3
We just take vacations to microdose on being ri...
4 min
4
It's ironic that there are statues of Medusa. |...
5 min
5
Cereal boxes never state milk is sold separatel...
4 min
6
All dogs are either bitches or sons of bitches ...
4 min
7
Before I had kids, I never got sick. | + 28 mo...
5 min
8
One type of hell is being ambitious but lazy. |...
4 min
9
Everyone in the world is the winner of sperm ra...
4 min
10
Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddie...
4 min
11
It is easier to fake happiness than sadness | +...
4 min
12
Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrel...
4 min
13
The cerebellum is the ballsack of the brain | +...
4 min
14
Selfies with celebrities have replaced autograp...
4 min
15
Recess is a break for both children and teacher...
4 min
16
You buy garbage bags just to throw them away | ...
4 min
17
Wolverine probably still has his wisdom teeth. ...
4 min
18
Fruits technically qualify as fast food | + 24 ...
4 min
19
Very few people have a foot length exactly 1 fo...
4 min
20
Public transportation teaches us to be punctual...
4 min
21
Cemeteries must smell awful to bloodhounds. | +...
4 min
22
Ruffles potato chips are ribbed for your pleasu...
4 min
23
Two people can not go to each others’ funeral. ...
4 min
24
Flashlights aren’t meant for flashing | + 27 mo...
4 min
25
Pinocciho is an infinite wood suply | + 25 more...
4 min