Daily Shower Thoughts

Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musings

Produced daily!

Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

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beheaded is headless but bespectacled is specs ...
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The word 'monosyllable' has five syllables in i...
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78
Most of our litter will be artifacts in 100 yea...
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79
Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrel...
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80
People constantly leave behind a trail of warmt...
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81
Every message is a message from a dying person....
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82
You buy trash bags just to throw them away. | +...
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83
When you jump up and down, you don’t jump down....
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84
Pregnant women are technically body builders | ...
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85
Everyone smells if you sniff hard enough. | + 2...
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86
Sound can travel through anything except nothin...
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87
When you're pregnant, every hug is a group hug....
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88
Saturday is the least insulted day of the week ...
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89
Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together...
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90
The Queen saw over a third of US history. | + 2...
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91
Fertilizers made form cow manure are bullshit. ...
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92
We just take vacations to microdose on being ri...
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93
It's ironic that there are statues of Medusa. |...
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94
Cereal boxes never state milk is sold separatel...
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95
All dogs are either bitches or sons of bitches ...
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96
Before I had kids, I never got sick. | + 28 mo...
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97
One type of hell is being ambitious but lazy. |...
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98
Everyone in the world is the winner of sperm ra...
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99
Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddie...
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It is easier to fake happiness than sadness | +...
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