Daily Shower Thoughts

Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musings

Produced daily!

Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

Produced by Klassic Studios.

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26
One type of hell is being ambitious but lazy. |...
4 min
27
Everyone in the world is the winner of sperm ra...
4 min
28
Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddie...
4 min
29
It is easier to fake happiness than sadness | +...
4 min
30
Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrel...
4 min
31
The cerebellum is the ballsack of the brain | +...
4 min
32
Selfies with celebrities have replaced autograp...
4 min
33
Recess is a break for both children and teacher...
4 min
34
You buy garbage bags just to throw them away | ...
4 min
35
Wolverine probably still has his wisdom teeth. ...
4 min
36
Fruits technically qualify as fast food | + 24 ...
4 min
37
Very few people have a foot length exactly 1 fo...
4 min
38
Public transportation teaches us to be punctual...
4 min
39
Cemeteries must smell awful to bloodhounds. | +...
4 min
40
Ruffles potato chips are ribbed for your pleasu...
4 min
41
Two people can not go to each others’ funeral. ...
4 min
42
Flashlights aren’t meant for flashing | + 27 mo...
4 min
43
Pinocciho is an infinite wood suply | + 25 more...
4 min
44
During earthquakes, coffins become maracas | +...
4 min
45
Arguing with someone online is turn based comba...
4 min
46
Life is all about you, and not at all about you...
4 min
47
Paper folders don’t actually fold papers | + 25...
4 min
48
Surveys show that 100% of people fill out surve...
4 min
49
The most common hairstyle is bald. | + 25 more...
5 min
50
Axe murderers don't kill axes. | + 26 more...
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