Daily Shower Thoughts

Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musings

Produced daily!

Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

Produced by Klassic Studios.

Stand-Up
Comedy
Philosophy
1226
Baby butterflies don’t exist. | + 29 more | 21 ...
4 min
1227
You don’t really see old cows | + 29 more | 20 ...
5 min
1228
Egg salad is chicken salad. | + 29 more | 19 Au...
4 min
1229
All birds are pilots | + 29 more | 18 Aug 2022
4 min
1230
Your nipples are older than your teeth. | + 29 ...
5 min
1231
Life has a 100% mortality rate | + 29 more | 16...
5 min
1232
No one has ever survived life | + 29 more | 15 ...
4 min
1233
Unicycles are all wheel drive. | + 29 more | 14...
5 min
1234
Babies don't cry, they scream in agony | + 29 m...
4 min
1235
Hot tubs are human soup. | + 29 more | 12 Aug 2022
4 min
1236
Crust is bread armor. | + 29 more | 11 Aug 2022
4 min
1237
Edibles are food that make you MORE hungry. | +...
4 min
1238
USB killers are serial killers | + 29 more | 09...
4 min
1239
Minions don’t have nipples | + 29 more | 08 Aug...
4 min
1240
The word crackhead is gender neutral | + 29 mor...
4 min
1241
Most grandparents are orphans | + 29 more | 06 ...
4 min
1242
ZZ Top’s alter ego is AA Bottom | + 29 more | 0...
4 min
1243
Nachos are chip salad | + 29 more | 04 Aug 2022
4 min
1244
Cows never get to drink cold milk. | + 15 more ...
2 min
1245
Ice tastes different than water | + 24 more | 0...
3 min
1246
Humans are faster when sitting. | + 24 more | 0...
3 min
1247
Rock bottom is firm ground. | + 24 more | 31 Ju...
4 min
1248
There is no actual donkey in the Donkey Kong ga...
4 min
1249
Dirt isn’t really that cheap. | + 24 more | 29 ...
3 min
1250
As an adult, surprises tend to be bad | + 24 mo...
4 min