Daily Shower Thoughts

Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musings

Produced daily!

Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

Produced by Klassic Studios.

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Philosophy
1351
There’s only one in lonely. | + 29 more | 24 Au...
4 min
1352
TheSims series is a dollhouse simulator. | + 29...
5 min
1353
People with ADHD have idle animations. | + 29 m...
4 min
1354
Baby butterflies don’t exist. | + 29 more | 21 ...
4 min
1355
You don’t really see old cows | + 29 more | 20 ...
5 min
1356
Egg salad is chicken salad. | + 29 more | 19 Au...
4 min
1357
All birds are pilots | + 29 more | 18 Aug 2022
4 min
1358
Your nipples are older than your teeth. | + 29 ...
5 min
1359
Life has a 100% mortality rate | + 29 more | 16...
5 min
1360
No one has ever survived life | + 29 more | 15 ...
4 min
1361
Unicycles are all wheel drive. | + 29 more | 14...
5 min
1362
Babies don't cry, they scream in agony | + 29 m...
4 min
1363
Hot tubs are human soup. | + 29 more | 12 Aug 2022
4 min
1364
Crust is bread armor. | + 29 more | 11 Aug 2022
4 min
1365
Edibles are food that make you MORE hungry. | +...
4 min
1366
USB killers are serial killers | + 29 more | 09...
4 min
1367
Minions don’t have nipples | + 29 more | 08 Aug...
4 min
1368
The word crackhead is gender neutral | + 29 mor...
4 min
1369
Most grandparents are orphans | + 29 more | 06 ...
4 min
1370
ZZ Top’s alter ego is AA Bottom | + 29 more | 0...
4 min
1371
Nachos are chip salad | + 29 more | 04 Aug 2022
4 min
1372
Cows never get to drink cold milk. | + 15 more ...
2 min
1373
Ice tastes different than water | + 24 more | 0...
3 min
1374
Humans are faster when sitting. | + 24 more | 0...
3 min
1375
Rock bottom is firm ground. | + 24 more | 31 Ju...
4 min