Daily Shower Thoughts

Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musings

Produced daily!

Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

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Comedy
Philosophy
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When you're living, you're also dying in a sens...
4 min
302
Almost all criminals are bad at being criminals...
4 min
303
Nature Valley bars are the glitter bombs of foo...
4 min
304
Cells are multiplied by dividing themselves | +...
4 min
305
The CIA is omnipotent in conspiracy theories. |...
5 min
306
The buttplug is the pacifier’s first cousin. | ...
4 min
307
Humans are the most widespread invasive species...
4 min
308
Our ancestors would be so confused about us try...
5 min
309
No one sings you happy birthday when you’re bor...
4 min
310
Hourly wage workers get punished for efficiency...
4 min
311
‘Boxing gloves’ aren’t gloves, they’re mittens ...
4 min
312
Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had on...
4 min
313
Google uses you a lot more than you use Google ...
4 min
314
Getting the job is harder than doing the job | ...
4 min
315
The world will never be peaceful or equal. | + ...
5 min
316
Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrel...
4 min
317
Doppelgangers are isotopes of the same gene poo...
4 min
318
Drummers are Conductors for their band. | + 24...
4 min
319
The Matrix is already a quarter century old | +...
4 min
320
You have to fake sleep before you can real slee...
4 min
321
The sharpest blade is the one you’ll never feel...
4 min
322
Most family recipes likely come from a cookbook...
4 min
323
Taking candy from a baby is actually a good thi...
4 min
324
Most pets have probably never met their fathers...
4 min
325
Technically, every house is a homeless shelter ...
4 min