Daily Shower Thoughts

Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musings

Produced daily!

Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

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The buttplug is the pacifier’s first cousin. | ...
4 min
202
Humans are the most widespread invasive species...
4 min
203
Our ancestors would be so confused about us try...
5 min
204
No one sings you happy birthday when you’re bor...
4 min
205
Hourly wage workers get punished for efficiency...
4 min
206
‘Boxing gloves’ aren’t gloves, they’re mittens ...
4 min
207
Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had on...
4 min
208
Google uses you a lot more than you use Google ...
4 min
209
Getting the job is harder than doing the job | ...
4 min
210
The world will never be peaceful or equal. | + ...
5 min
211
Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrel...
4 min
212
Doppelgangers are isotopes of the same gene poo...
4 min
213
Drummers are Conductors for their band. | + 24...
4 min
214
The Matrix is already a quarter century old | +...
4 min
215
You have to fake sleep before you can real slee...
4 min
216
The sharpest blade is the one you’ll never feel...
4 min
217
Most family recipes likely come from a cookbook...
4 min
218
Taking candy from a baby is actually a good thi...
4 min
219
Most pets have probably never met their fathers...
4 min
220
Technically, every house is a homeless shelter ...
4 min
221
We're the intermediary in the landfill industry...
4 min
222
Logically a craigslist is someone who craigsls ...
4 min
223
There are stars that are bigger than black hole...
5 min
224
Chicken Caesar salad is poor man’s surf and tur...
4 min
225
MSN Messenger was training for Microsoft Teams....
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