Daily Shower Thoughts

Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musings

Produced daily!

Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

Produced by Klassic Studios.

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You buy trash bags just to throw them away. | +...
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352
When you jump up and down, you don’t jump down....
4 min
353
Pregnant women are technically body builders | ...
4 min
354
Everyone smells if you sniff hard enough. | + 2...
4 min
355
Sound can travel through anything except nothin...
4 min
356
When you're pregnant, every hug is a group hug....
4 min
357
Saturday is the least insulted day of the week ...
4 min
358
Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together...
4 min
359
The Queen saw over a third of US history. | + 2...
4 min
360
Fertilizers made form cow manure are bullshit. ...
4 min
361
We just take vacations to microdose on being ri...
4 min
362
It's ironic that there are statues of Medusa. |...
5 min
363
Cereal boxes never state milk is sold separatel...
4 min
364
All dogs are either bitches or sons of bitches ...
4 min
365
Before I had kids, I never got sick. | + 28 mo...
5 min
366
One type of hell is being ambitious but lazy. |...
4 min
367
Everyone in the world is the winner of sperm ra...
4 min
368
Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddie...
4 min
369
It is easier to fake happiness than sadness | +...
4 min
370
Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrel...
4 min
371
The cerebellum is the ballsack of the brain | +...
4 min
372
Selfies with celebrities have replaced autograp...
4 min
373
Recess is a break for both children and teacher...
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374
You buy garbage bags just to throw them away | ...
4 min
375
Wolverine probably still has his wisdom teeth. ...
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