EPISODE 64: It's Dave appreciation week here at CineMortuary Towers and as such Rob gives him the gift of Predator 2. Sequels in the big city, Japanese LaserDisc artwork and 90's nostalgia ahoy. Hosted by Rob Yeomans Chris Wilson Dave Walker Edited...

EPISODE 63: For some reason HBO decided to remake Attack of the 50 Ft Woman as a TV movie in 1993. Then for some reason Chris decided to pick it for the podcast. Then Dave decided to blow the lads away with his phenomenal football knowledge... Hosted...

The Buffy Swearing Keyboard, polar bears, Gitaroo Man, NXT UK York review (about a week too late), admin, Rob not being good at lying and everything else you normally expect on this, uh, video game podcast?!?! Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson...

Nicole Kidman's forehead, Greggs breakfast, snow in New Mexico, the Queen's Christmas Day speech, Eurovision, Nickelodeon sitcom bullies, parkour and much more in the sharpish remake of 2009's Let The Right One In. Hosted by Dave Walker Chris...

Dark and edgy remakes of your beloved childhood favourites take a disturbing turn as the Banana Splits downright murders people. Tra la la OH SHI-- Hosted by Dave Walker Rob Yeomans THE FALCON Edited by Dave Walker We Made This:...

This film is so old, the running time of the original film was measured in length. Good thing we measure our wangs in minutes these days. Hosted by Dave Walker, Chris Wilson and Rob Yeomans. Edited by Dave Walker. Twitter: @cinemortuary We Made...

CineMortuary is your fortnightly digest of horror reboots, remakes, sequels, prequels and squeakquels... so here's Hot Fuzz?! Hosted by: Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Edited by Dave Walker CineMortuary: @cinemortuary We This...

With not many options for Christmas horror sequels or remakes, Sirs Yeomans and Walker look at 2006's Black Christmas, the cinematic equivalent of Pom-Bears. Sit down with a plate of skin cookies and enjoy! Hosted by Dave Walker Rob Yeomans...

With Willy away, Rob and Dave turn CineMortuary into one of those cliché nerd podcasts. Expect talk on The Thing (...2011) with references to Star Trek (...Discovery), X-Men (...the video games), Doctor Who (...the Christopher Eccleston years) and...

Sorry we're late with this episode. We keep being haunted by memories of that Scooby-Doo episode so, logically, we dug up his grave to destroy the corpse... except Scooby-Doo isn't dead, and who knows whose grave we've dug up oh god-- Hosted by...

Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if only you could make us understand Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, your influence will spread throughout the land Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Edited by Dave Walker We Made This: @wemadethispod...

AKA: The Ring vs The Grudge. Finally, a contest worthy of a Wrestlemania main event... or, at least, TNA Hard Justice. Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Edited by Dave Walker We Made This: @wemadethispod...

"There are good podcasts, and then there are RIDDICKulously good podcasts. This was shaping up to be one of those." !!!A new episode every week in October!!! Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Edited by Dave Walker...

+ THE 2ND ANNUAL TURDIES. We kick off our third year of CineMortuary with talk of Bill Goldberg wearing a wig, YouTube, I Love Horses Magazine, knobheads driving loudly around York at 11pm every night, Heartbeat, libraries, our sponsors NordVPN,...

The lads are buzzing that they've reached 50 episodes. Listen as they fly into one of the big hitters of the horror genre, winging their way through historical Teletext, boking, two Coronation Street tram crashes, pet shops that sell baboons, and...

It's terror time again as Scooby-Doo goes full horror with actual zombies and actual witches and actual hot chili peppers. RIKES! Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Edited by Chris Wilson We Made This: @wemadethispod...

Nurse Ratched eats frogs, deadlifting-shaped aliens bump into each other like idiots, and Dave's grumpy thanks to Rob Yeomans THE BEST PICKER OF FILMS EVER. Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Edited by Dave Walker We...

Here we have a blossoming relationship in the midst of a brutal war between vampires and werewolves. #TeamMichael #TeamMarcus Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Edited by Dave Walker We Made This: @wemadethispod CineMortuary:...

Dave, Dave, are you sure? This isn't the one with the face slicing and Slipknot, Dave? Nor the flying zombie dogs shooting guns out of their bums? Is this the right one, Dave? Dave??? Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Edited...

Hollywood's violent tribute to Wallace and Gromit takes us to the theme park, tanning salon and the birth of MURICA. Grab a hot dog and untie your horse, you're in for a wild one. Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Edited by Dave...

The lads are back to discuss NordVPN, noodles, Jeremy Beadle, the boogeyman (or boogeymen), dancing, deadcats, Mick Hucknall, and maybe 2018's Halloween rebootquel as well. Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Edited by Dave...

Straight from the bargain bins of second hand charity shops in Whitby, the lads talk about the cheapest film any of them have probably ever seen. That and backyard wrestling. Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Edited by Dave Walker...

It's sleepover time at CineMortuary Studios. Dave's brought the drinks, Willy's brought the popcorn, and Rob's brought this pile of-- Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Edited by Dave Walker Twitter: @cinemortuary We Made This:...

Dave, Rob and Willy travel back to the 1950s to see what the Creature from the black lagoon got up to next. As it turns out, the Creature is alive and starring in Jaws 3D and Shark Attack II. Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Edited by...

THE lads in THE studio review THE 2004 film sequel to THE Anaconda franchise with THE subtitle THE Hunt for THE Blood Orchid. THE heck? Hosted by Dave Walker Chris Wilson Rob Yeomans Edited by Dave Walker Twitter: @cinemortuary We Made This:...